Finally got a job!!!

[badgirl]

Well I got job,not in the medical field.

I call companies and ask about putting vending machines in their place of business, it has missing childrens posters on them.

I work 8:30 - 5:00 Mon-Fri, and I get my own desk which I can eat drink and even smoke at while I work and get paid.
Hmmmm sit on my ass, eat, drink, smoke, and use the phone, not much different than being home except I'm getting paid to do it. :clap:

[Hammock Parties]

Smoking is a filthy habit.

[badgirl]

Smoking is a filthy habit.
No shit sherlock. :rolleyes:

[Rain Man]

Congrats on the new job. If business ever gets slow and you need someone to kidnap a child, let me know.

[Valiant]

Well I got job,not in the medical field.

I call companies and ask about putting vending machines in their place of business, it has missing childrens posters on them.

I work 8:30 - 5:00 Mon-Fri, and I get my own desk which I can eat drink and even smoke at while I work and get paid.
Hmmmm sit on my ass, eat, drink, smoke, and use the phone, not much different than being home except I'm getting paid to do it. :clap:


Sounds like you are about to add 30-40 lbs..

[ROYC75]

Congrats....... beats nothing at all.

I gotta agree with gohiefs, smoking is bad, I hope you quit ! :D

[badgirl]

Congrats on the new job. If business ever gets slow and you need someone to kidnap a child, let me know.
hmmmm, I will keep that in mind. :hmmm:

[badgirl]

Sounds like you are about to add 30-40 lbs..
Nah, I've done work where I sit all day, I won't gain weight, its very hard for me to gain a lb. I wouldn't mind gaining about 5 lbs. I only wear a size 5, I'd like to be in a size 7. :)

[Simplex3]

No shit sherlock. :rolleyes:
You know that at the end of each cigarette you've quit and you stupidly decide to start again every time you light a new one, right?

And congrats on the job. Don't think working in a call center is all fun and game, though. It can be rough work.

[Hammock Parties]

I remember the first and last time I took a drag on a cigarette. I couldn't understand why anyone would take another drag. Foul.

[badgirl]

You know that at the end of each cigarette you've quit and you stupidly decide to start again every time you light a new one, right?

And congrats on the job. Don't think working in a call center is all fun and game, though. It can be rough work.
I worked at Sprint Telephone once as a telemarketer, but calling people at their home is terrible, I'm hoping since its businesses and its for a good cause it won't be as bad. :shake:

I have never tried to quit, I have only been smoking for 8 years, I didn't start till I was 32, I'd like to quit, but i have never tried. If I got the flu and couldnt smoke for a few days then I'd never go back to it.

[Jenson71]

I'd like to quit, but i have never tried.

Well, trying would be a good start. :p

[RedNFeisty]

Congrats on the job! Hope you don't stop looking in the medical field.

[badgirl]

Congrats on the job! Hope you don't stop looking in the medical field.
Well I have my application in at Cox South and I'm hoping they call, if they do I will change jobs, the job I start tomorrow doesn't offer any insurance. I really took anything to start getting a paycheck, but yea I do best at what I know, and the medical field is just about all I know. Thanks Red. :)

[milkman]

I worked at Sprint Telephone once as a telemarketer, but calling people at their home is terrible, I'm hoping since its businesses and its for a good cause it won't be as bad. :shake:

Good luck with the new job.


I have never tried to quit, I have only been smoking for 8 years, I didn't start till I was 32, I'd like to quit, but i have never tried. If I got the flu and couldnt smoke for a few days then I'd never go back to it.

Quitter!

[4th and Long]

Congrats on the job. That being said, I would prepare myself for a short stay if I were you. Unless you have some magical charm that makes people want to put vending machines in their places of business, I'm predicting a high turnover rate within the company.

[Bowser]

I remember the first and last time I took a drag on a cigarette. I couldn't understand why anyone would take another drag. Foul.

Never even tried that. Don't regret it in the slightest.

Nicotine is one evil drug.......

[Hammock Parties]

Never even tried that. Don't regret it in the slightest.

Nicotine is one evil drug.......

When I worked at the newspaper there were 5 or 6 pretty heavy smokers. Somehow I became friends with them all.

[badgirl]

Congrats on the job. That being said, I would prepare myself for a short stay if I were you. Unless you have some magical charm that makes people want to put vending machines in their places of business, I'm predicting a high turnover rate within the company.
yea I don't doubt it, they only have like 10 people who work there, its inside of a house that has nothing but desks in it, they have been there for years.

I am just hoping the hospital calls, I put a application in at a nursing home and they called but I had already taken the other job,I have never worked in a nursing home and I hope I don't ever have to.

The company I'm working for is called Midwestern, their main office is in St. Louis, its a non-profit organization to help find missing children, I'm hoping its not to hard, but I don't get paid commission, just by the hour.

[4th and Long]

When I worked at the newspaper there were 5 or 6 pretty heavy smokers. Somehow I became friends with them all.
5 or 6 pretty heavy smokers? I find that hard to believe. Not the part about the smokers. The part where you became their friend. :p

[4th and Long]

yea I don't doubt it, they only have like 10 people who work there, its inside of a house that has nothing but desks in it, they have been there for years.

I am just hoping the hospital calls, I put a application in at a nursing home and they called but I had already taken the other job,I have never worked in a nursing home and I hope I don't ever have to.

The company I'm working for is called Midwestern, their main office is in St. Louis, its a non-profit organization to help find missing children, I'm hoping its not to hard, but I don't get paid commission, just by the hour.
No commision huh? What's it pay per hour, if I may be so bold as to ask?

[Hammock Parties]

5 or 6 pretty heavy smokers? I find that hard to believe. Not the part about the smokers. The part where you became their friend. :p

Well, now I'm bitter. I don't think they were really my friends. They never once called me outside of work.

[4th and Long]

Well, now I'm bitter. I don't think they were really my friends. They never once called me outside of work.
Bastards. :D

[milkman]

5 or 6 pretty heavy smokers? I find that hard to believe. Not the part about the smokers. The part where you became their friend. :p

I think they were imaginary.

[Jenson71]

Well, trying would be a good start. :p

BTW, congrats on the job.

[Hammock Parties]

I think they were imaginary.

No, not really. I posted several times about one of them on this board. :)

[milkman]

No, not really. I posted several times about one of them on this board. :)

Yeah, that proves they weren't imaginary!

[Hammock Parties]

Bastards. :D

Yeah. They'll pay. They'll all pay.

[Hammock Parties]

Yeah, that proves they weren't imaginary!

C'mon. I posted a PICTURE.

[chiefs4me]

Congratulations on the new job BG.....:toast:

[milkman]

C'mon. I posted a PICTURE.

ROFL ROFL


A picture! Wow!

How could I ever have doubted you?!?

[tommykat]

Congrads G.........I would have taken the other job...:D.........seriously, look into Residental Care. That is easy and fun.

[Hammock Parties]

ROFL ROFL


A picture! Wow!

How could I ever have doubted you?!?

So you want a video of me hanging out with them?

[milkman]

So you want a video of me hanging out with them?

No thanks.

I'm not into gay porn!

[Hammock Parties]

No thanks.

I'm not into gay porn!

That's nice. The video would be straight porn. They were all girls.

[milkman]

That's nice. The video would be straight porn. They were all girls.

So now you have imaginary straight porn?

[Hammock Parties]

So now you have imaginary straight porn?

How the **** do you think I stay sane?

[4th and Long]

So now you have imaginary straight porn?
How silly would you feel if he actually posted a video of three hot chicks he worked with pulling a Daisey Train? :D

[milkman]

How the **** do you think I stay sane?
ROFL

[milkman]

How silly would you feel if he actually posted a video of three hot chicks he worked with pulling a Daisey Train? :D

I'd get over feeling silly!

I'm sure other feelings would pop up! :whackit:

[Hammock Parties]

How silly would you feel if he actually posted a video of three hot chicks he worked with pulling a Daisey Train? :D

There were maybe two hot chicks in that place, and one of them was pushing 30. The other one was goth. But not too much. I liked her. :D

[4th and Long]

There were maybe two hot chicks in that place, and one of them was pushing 30. The other one was goth. But not too much. I liked her. :D
Fat and ulgy go away in the dark.

Signed,
EnDelt

[milkman]

There were maybe two hot chicks in that place, and one of them was pushing 30. The other one was goth. But not too much. I liked her. :D

When you say she was pushing 30, are you saying you weren't interested because she was to old?

[Hammock Parties]

Fat and ulgy go away in the dark.

Signed,
EnDelt

There were no fat ones, thank god.

[Hammock Parties]

When you say she was pushing 30, are you saying you weren't interested because she was to old?

No way. In addition to the newspaper, we were in a class together and actually talked quite a bit. I thought she was coming onto me the whole time, then I found out she was married. :banghead: :doh!:

[4th and Long]

There were no fat ones, thank god.
No hold on before you become judgmental on this. Observe.

http://img59.echo.cx/img59/1814/changemindonfatchicks6uu.jpg

You were saying? :D

[milkman]

No way. In addition to the newspaper, we were in a class together and actually talked quite a bit. I thought she was coming onto me the whole time, then I found out she was married. :banghead: :doh!:

One of my best ever experiences was with a 33 year old married woman when I was 18.

[milkman]

I didn't need to see that 4th. :cuss:

[4th and Long]

One of my best ever experiences was with a 33 year old married woman when I was 18.
I had a similar experience from the time I was 20 until I was around 25. She was 10 years my senior and taught me the ways of the world. It didn't hurt that she was a "3 input" gal as well. :D

[4th and Long]

I didn't need to see that 4th. :cuss:
Ummm ... sorry? :D ROFL

You have to admit, that's some seriously good advertising for the chunkier gals.

[milkman]

I had a similar experience from the time I was 20 until I was around 25. She was 10 years my senior and taught me the ways of the world. It didn't hurt that she was a "3 input" gal as well. :D

Country song comes to mind here.

Older women make beautiful lovers.
Older women, they understand.

[Hammock Parties]

I've always liked older women. I wanted to bone like 5 of my teachers in high school.

[milkman]

Ummm ... sorry? :D ROFL

You have to admit, that's some seriously good advertising for the chunkier gals.

I think I'll stick to the gals that fall in between, thank you very much.

[4th and Long]

I've always liked older women. I wanted to bone like 5 of my teachers in high school.
Thanks for sharing that with us, Oedipus. :p

[papasmurf]

Dam do you do house work?

[Hammock Parties]

Thanks for sharing that with us, Oedipus. :p

You should have seen the rack on my sophomore english teacher.

[bricks]

Well I got job,not in the medical field.

I call companies and ask about putting vending machines in their place of business, it has missing childrens posters on them.

I work 8:30 - 5:00 Mon-Fri, and I get my own desk which I can eat drink and even smoke at while I work and get paid.
Hmmmm sit on my ass, eat, drink, smoke, and use the phone, not much different than being home except I'm getting paid to do it. :clap:

congratulations on your new job.....hope for the best...Hmmmm sit on your ass, eat, drink, smoke, sounds like an office job and a lot of fun....Be careful this doesn't lead to becoming lazy or physically out of shape. this happens to a lot of people that work in offices you know.

[R&GHomer]

Kickin Gratz BG. I'm glad you found something you will enjoy :) I started my new job last week.

[badgirl]

No commision huh? What's it pay per hour, if I may be so bold as to ask?
8.00 an hour.

Thanks everyone on the grats. :)

[badgirl]

Dam do you do house work?
oh yea, work or not I do housework, laundry, everything that consists of having 2 teenage boys and one man to pick up after. :mad:

[Skip Towne]

Well, if you'd just get rid of Stumppy I'd pick up after you.

[Rain Man]

You were saying? :D

Is that King Tut?

[4th and Long]

Is that King Tut?
Now that you mention it ... :hmmm:

[badgirl]

Well, if you'd just get rid of Stumppy I'd pick up after you.
:hmmm: sure give a woman something to think about. :drool: