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dollar1
06-13-2005, 11:24 AM
I sat down and heard a distinctive voice one seat in front and across the aisle of me. I saw the hair. Ventured a guess and said “Nice off season, Carl”.

I seemed to have startled him. He looked around and thanked me. I’m sure that he gets a lot of comments and I didn’t want to be THAT guy who bugs the crap out him. Different circumstances maybe, but not on a noisy plane.

I thought for a moment, I figured I could comfortably ask him one question…

If you were in my shoes, what would have it been?

ptlyon
06-13-2005, 11:26 AM
"Another Crown Coke for me. First class kisks ass, don't it Carl?"

Phobia
06-13-2005, 11:26 AM
I sat down and heard a distinctive voice one seat in front and across the aisle of me. I saw the hair. Ventured a guess and said “Nice off season, Carl”.

I seemed to have startled him. He looked around and thanked me. I’m sure that he gets a lot of comments and I didn’t want to be THAT guy who bugs the crap out him. Different circumstances maybe, but not on a noisy plane.

I thought for a moment, I figured I could comfortably ask him one question…

If you were in my shoes, what would have it been?

"Shouldn't you take some of the true fans' money and buy your own plane, Carl?"

trndobrd
06-13-2005, 11:28 AM
Was this on United? He probably bumped Frankie's 82 year old mother.

dollar1
06-13-2005, 11:32 AM
Naw, it was a small plane. It was only 3 seats wide...Continital Express. He declined the SNACK meal, but few minutes later broke out a hard boiled egg. He must be on the Atkins kick.

~back under the rock~

Goapics1
06-13-2005, 11:32 AM
Was this on United? He probably bumped Frankie's 82 year old mother.
ROFL

Otter
06-13-2005, 11:33 AM
Plan on winning a real Super Bowl for the real fans anytime soon mullet man?

trndobrd
06-13-2005, 11:35 AM
You should have said "Nice article 'Rufus'" to see if he would turn around.

Goapics1
06-13-2005, 11:35 AM
Can I get your autograph?

redhed
06-13-2005, 11:53 AM
"Hey, isn't that Matt Blundin, flying the plane?"

RedThat
06-13-2005, 11:54 AM
Was this on United? He probably bumped Frankie's 82 year old mother.


ROFL

ptlyon
06-13-2005, 11:55 AM
"Your daughter still married? I've always wanted to hit that."

Wile_E_Coyote
06-13-2005, 11:55 AM
Hartwell gave you several extension on his 48 hour time line

dammit carl :cuss:

Kclee
06-13-2005, 11:57 AM
Did you ask him if he wanted to join the Mile High Club?

dollar1
06-13-2005, 12:05 PM
I should have mentioned in the header that this will turn into a Rich Scalon thread.

I thought what is our most needed area. Defense. When did our defense start to suck. In the last two years, the defense had been retooled and seemed to be making some progress, until Maz would go down. I don't have the specific facts but half way (give or take) after Maz was gone, our defense plummeted. So I asked Carl about Maz. He was one of my favorite players. Had a nose for the ball.

Carl thought that they really missed him and he was expected to return. But after NUMEROUS surgeries, didn't know. BUT he said, If I liked Maz, there is this young stud in NFL Europe named Rich Scalon. Carl seemed really high on him.

I found it humorus. I lurk here and know there is a lot of hype for Rich and teasing. Then the first and probably last time I talk to Carl...Rich comes up.

~back under my rock~

dollar1
06-13-2005, 12:07 PM
"Did you ask him if he wanted to join the Mile High Club?"

Nope, but that was the question I was going to ask his wife :)

~Under Rock~

ptlyon
06-13-2005, 12:08 PM
I should have mentioned in the header that this will turn into a Rich Scalon thread.

I thought what is our most needed area. Defense. When did our defense start to suck. In the last two years, the defense had been retooled and seemed to be making some progress, until Maz would go down. I don't have the specific facts but half way (give or take) after Maz was gone, our defense plummeted. So I asked Carl about Maz. He was one of my favorite players. Had a nose for the ball.

Carl thought that they really missed him and he was expected to return. But after NUMEROUS surgeries, didn't know. BUT he said, If I liked Maz, there is this young stud in NFL Europe named Rich Scalon. Carl seemed really high on him.

I found it humorus. I lurk here and know there is a lot of hype for Rich and teasing. Then the first and probably last time I talk to Carl...Rich comes up.

~back under my rock~

teh pwned!!!!!

Goapics1
06-13-2005, 12:10 PM
teh pwned!!!!!
Have you been drinking?

ptlyon
06-13-2005, 12:11 PM
Have you been drinking?

Everyday

RedThat
06-13-2005, 12:12 PM
Everyday

Question is, what are you drinking?

ptlyon
06-13-2005, 12:14 PM
Question is, what are you drinking?

Rich Scanlon's excelsis gloria

Scaga
06-13-2005, 12:24 PM
Everyday

"Do you take drugs Danny?"

dollar1
06-13-2005, 12:30 PM
Now this is a drugs and drunk thread :p

~rock~

ptlyon
06-13-2005, 12:31 PM
Heck, you should go over and check the sister thread to this one.

chagrin
06-13-2005, 12:34 PM
Hey Carl, spit or swallow?

dollar1
06-13-2005, 12:44 PM
Heh, Heh

I did by mistake :rolleyes:

The humor value of the Planet can be bizzare yet entertaining :shake:

~Under Rock~

teedubya
06-13-2005, 01:00 PM
The humor value of the Planet can be bizzare yet entertaining :shake:

~Under Rock~

http://www.scifi.com/sfw/issue261/king4.jpg

NNTIAWWT

Iowanian
06-13-2005, 01:05 PM
you should have said "I hated your latest article Rufus. Stop being a coward"

Ebolapox
06-13-2005, 01:11 PM
Was this on United? He probably bumped Frankie's 82 year old mother.

he said carl peterson, not Rich Scanlon

-EB-

DTLB58
06-13-2005, 06:14 PM
Are the local Kansas city t.v. channel's still gonna cover the Chiefs when they are in L.A.?

Brando
06-13-2005, 06:19 PM
Is that your real hair Carl or was it manufactured by Field Turf?

Frankie
06-13-2005, 06:24 PM
Was this on United? He probably bumped Frankie's 82 year old mother.
I hate to rep you on this. But what the hell....

TRR
06-13-2005, 08:12 PM
If it were me, I would have asked them if they were looking at anyone else that was released June 1st....Like a CB.

That brings up my next point, has Az Hakim been officially signed, or is it still just the "oral agreement" B.S.

Dayze
06-13-2005, 08:18 PM
"What Kind of new stadium deal will you be seeking when you win the Super Bowl this year? You can tell me...I'm a Doctor".

Rain Man
06-13-2005, 08:23 PM
I probably would've asked him who he thinks are the three greatest all-time Atlanta Falcons.

Kerberos
06-13-2005, 08:35 PM
"Do you take drugs Danny?"......Originally Posted by ptlyon.....Everyday


"So What's The Problem"?????

chuxtrux
06-13-2005, 09:10 PM
I would of asked him if he has ever played poker with Allard Baird

milkman
06-14-2005, 07:15 PM
I think I would've asked him "How's that 5 year plan working out?".

Mr. Flopnuts
06-14-2005, 11:41 PM
There are some funny responses in here. I nominate it for the classics.

Ultra Peanut
06-15-2005, 04:40 AM
The day we let a n00b-come-lately like yourself tell us what's classic is the day we all shave our heads, get naked, and sing Chilean love songs while chasing greased-up turtles with umbrellas.

trndobrd
06-15-2005, 07:28 AM
The day we let a n00b-come-lately like yourself tell us what's classic is the day we all shave our heads, get naked, and sing Chilean love songs while chasing greased-up turtles with umbrellas.


What does putting this thread in the HOC have to do with the events of last Thursday?

Skip Towne
06-15-2005, 08:14 AM
The day we let a n00b-come-lately like yourself tell us what's classic is the day we all shave our heads, get naked, and sing Chilean love songs while chasing greased-up turtles with umbrellas.
Damn n00bs!!

dollar1
06-15-2005, 11:58 AM
Total post count at 387. But go back to the old Star site. Heck I've done a year of posts just with this thread :banghead:

Some of us aren't as eliquent (sp) to come up with a sentence that contains greased turtles, Chilean, umbrellas, and love songs.

Thus we watch other people do it for us :p

~back under my rock~ i.e. back to lurking

Clint in Wichita
06-15-2005, 12:00 PM
I sat down and heard a distinctive voice one seat in front and across the aisle of me. I saw the hair. Ventured a guess and said “Nice off season, Carl”.

I seemed to have startled him. He looked around and thanked me. I’m sure that he gets a lot of comments and I didn’t want to be THAT guy who bugs the crap out him. Different circumstances maybe, but not on a noisy plane.

I thought for a moment, I figured I could comfortably ask him one question…

If you were in my shoes, what would have it been?


"You make a shitload of money. Why do you dress that way?"