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BigRedChief
06-13-2005, 01:00 PM
Finish the story or bit. Best one gets rep.
Fire Me Boy!
06-13-2005, 01:05 PM
And when he came the house exploded!
Edubs
06-13-2005, 01:08 PM
Scan who?
HemiEd
06-13-2005, 01:09 PM
Like Edubs said: Who is Scanlan?
Biohazard
06-13-2005, 01:16 PM
and I hope its not with my wife! With a gynormis unit like that, it would be like keep'n a horse with two broken legs! Worthless
Brando
06-13-2005, 01:23 PM
with my dog. Scan loves animal husbandry as do all real men.
Wile_E_Coyote
06-13-2005, 01:33 PM
on a beach with extra rum. He was drinking from a 5 gallon aquarium. I asked him if he was worried about passing the colored gravel. He just laughed & said, "he was going to walk home & shoot out street lights along the way."
Brando
06-13-2005, 01:36 PM
boy does my ass hurt
Coach
06-13-2005, 01:37 PM
My parents are away and my sister, her friend and two guys are here. They went to the other end of the house....

How can I find out?

:p
BigRedChief
06-13-2005, 03:09 PM
with my dog. Scan loves animal husbandry as do all real men.

Thats right.:clap: He studied animal husbandry in college....or was it avoiding ticked off husbandry?
COchief
06-13-2005, 03:14 PM
Still managed to simultaneously single handedly lose the world bowl!

Tell me what I win?
Thig Lyfe
06-13-2005, 04:21 PM
and then Roy walked in.

Can you say awkward?
Hammock Parties
06-13-2005, 04:22 PM
He was probably doing my sister...
Brando
06-13-2005, 04:57 PM
He was probably doing my sister...

Scanlon on Bobafet? Who would be prouder? You or Roy?
BigRedChief
06-13-2005, 11:28 PM
Scanlon on Bobafet? Who would be prouder? You or Roy?

I once saw Scanlon at a Star Wars movie....think they are one of the same? He's behind the mask?
RedThat
06-13-2005, 11:36 PM
Scanlon was in my house having sex....and he looked at me, and said is this your wife?.....He then said who's your daddy now bitch!
Brando
06-13-2005, 11:39 PM
he was watching Oz on DVD. Asked me to pass him some lotion and a tissue.
BigRedChief
06-13-2005, 11:42 PM
he was watching Oz on DVD. Asked me to pass him some lotion and a tissue.

http://www.forumspile.com/Gay-Alarm.jpg
Brando
06-14-2005, 12:20 AM
I ain't shit right in a week.
Reaper16
06-14-2005, 12:44 AM
This is not accurate. Scanlon cannot have intercourse with normal human women. His load would shoot out and through her body with violent force. The only thing that could prevent this would be an AdmiralsTM Condom.

Boomer Grigsby, on the other hand, would lay into her with the entusiasm of Gochiefs reading a copy of Star Wars Insider.
Tribal Warfare
06-14-2005, 03:05 AM
While Scanlon was partaking in this event he saved Chirstmas ,and one hot chick from drowning for some "threes company action". After Rich "the son of Zeus "Scanlon had time to balance the budget, and then single handedly catch Osama Bid Laden the mere his masculinity.
His presence was so great Bid Laden was blinded for the rest of his life and his intelligence dimmished to a drooling infant. He then went Training Camp to show how the gods play football to mortals.
elvomito
06-14-2005, 03:26 AM
he got up so jacko could have a turn
:shake:
Jamie
06-14-2005, 07:12 AM
...and everyone within a three mile radius had to have a cigarette afterward.

...and the entire block is now with child.

...and there were no survivors.
BigRedChief
06-14-2005, 07:14 AM
...and everyone within a three mile radius had to have a cigarette afterward.

...and the entire block is now with child.

...and there were no survivors.

Best noob post in quite some time. Rep! :clap:
Pennywise
06-14-2005, 08:07 AM
and then Roy walked in and asked for more lube.

Can you say awkward?




Yes I can.
CosmicPal
06-14-2005, 08:22 AM
Shannon Sharpe saunters into the room and Scanlon turns to Shannon Sharpe, "I thought you said she likes to howl like the wind?"
"She does, ya fool."
"Well, she's not doing anything."
"Give her to me now, ya rookie. Let me show ya hows it done." said Shannon with a bit of disgust in his voice as Scanlon handed him the leash to Shannon's Golden Retriever.