View Full Version : NIGHTMARE IN SPRINFIELD, MO
papasmurf
06-13-2005, 09:08 PM
Storms hit Springfield early mondy morning. Lot of powerlines down and trees blown over. That is not the nightmare.
Tommykat had a bradford tree distroyed. I being the good samaritin that I am went over this evening to help clean up the mess.
For those of you that know TK and how accident prone she is will understand the nightmare.
She was running a chainsaw. My life flashed before my eyes. I got it away from her as quickly as I could but feared for my life.
Baby Lee
06-13-2005, 09:10 PM
What you wrote
She was running a chainsaw.
What I saw
She was running with a chainsaw.
:eek:
|Zach|
06-13-2005, 09:11 PM
It is pretty nasty around here....quite a sight it would be with her and a chainsaw.
Frazod
06-13-2005, 09:14 PM
Why am I suddenly visualizing the Goldie Hawn chainsaw scene from Overboard?
ROFL
papasmurf
06-13-2005, 09:17 PM
The safest thing in the yard was the trees.
|Zach|
06-13-2005, 09:18 PM
Why am I suddenly visualizing the Goldie Hawn chainsaw scene from Overboard?
ROFLI had forgotten about that movie....
Nice.
Skip Towne
06-13-2005, 09:24 PM
TK with a chainsaw? I'd rather give a monkey a machine gun.
tommykat
06-13-2005, 09:25 PM
Why am I suddenly visualizing the Goldie Hawn chainsaw scene from Overboard?
ROFL
daaaaaaaadaaaaaaaaaaaadaaaaaaaaaadaaaaaaaaaaa ;)
Frazod
06-13-2005, 09:28 PM
daaaaaaaadaaaaaaaaaaaadaaaaaaaaaadaaaaaaaaaaa ;)
It was actually more like bubububbububbbubububububbububbb ROFL
papasmurf
06-13-2005, 09:30 PM
The story has a happy ending. TK still has all her body parts and nobody was seriously injured.
tommykat
06-13-2005, 09:30 PM
It was actually more like bubububbububbbubububububbububbb ROFL
you got it.........that was me.........chit!:deevee::deevee: Don't throw me in the barrel of water.............been there most of the day also. Sniffle
Frazod
06-13-2005, 09:32 PM
you got it.........that was me.........chit!:deevee::deevee: Don't throw me in the barrel of water.............been there most of the day also. Sniffle
That would have been fun to watch, I think.
With binoculars.... :spock:
:evil:
tommykat
06-13-2005, 09:33 PM
That would have been fun to watch, I think.
With binoculars.... :spock:
:evil:
Onery chit....ROFL
papasmurf
06-13-2005, 09:34 PM
That would have been fun to watch, I think.
With binoculars.... :spock:
:evil:
wet white t-shirt:drool:
Otter
06-13-2005, 09:36 PM
She was running a chainsaw.
Good Lord!
You can send GoChiefs into a chipendale locker room with a bottle of baby oil and expect a better outcome.
I don't want to think about it anymore.
Finding my happy place.
philfree
06-13-2005, 10:38 PM
LOL :shake:
PhilFree:arrow:
PastorMikH
06-14-2005, 12:20 AM
Glad you all are OK. They hit here yesterday afternoon - probably some of the same stuff. Closest I've been to a tornado. TONS of rotation in the clouds. Lots of damage around town. We had winds in excess of 100 mph. I-40 was shut down most of last night because of powerlines down across the highway.
Actually, I can't decide which is worse. Tommykat running a chainsaw or papasmurf trying to figure out how to get it to work? :p
Anyone know how much a chainsaw costs? Father's Day is Sunday and papasmurf was telling me today that he almost wouldn't mind having one. Of course, he is infamous for saying stuff like that, and then going out and buying it himself. Especially around holidays.
We got to put 80 people in our storm shelter tonight at work. Was really fun (riiiiiiiiight). Talk about your nightmare in Springfield....well, technically I was in Nixa. We survived though.
alanm
06-14-2005, 12:42 AM
Actually, I can't decide which is worse. Tommykat running a chainsaw or papasmurf trying to figure out how to get it to work? :p
Anyone know how much a chainsaw costs? Father's Day is Sunday and papasmurf was telling me today that he almost wouldn't mind having one. Of course, he is infamous for saying stuff like that, and then going out and buying it himself. Especially around holidays.
We got to put 80 people in our storm shelter tonight at work. Was really fun (riiiiiiiiight). Talk about your nightmare in Springfield....well, technically I was in Nixa. We survived though.
Depends on the size of chainsaw you want. You could probably find a halfway decent one at Walmart for under $100.
Simplex3
06-14-2005, 01:16 AM
We survived though.
What makes you so sure?
What makes you so sure?
Well, I am sitting here posting. Unless this is all a dream. I haven't seen the light at the end of the tunnel, so I'm pretty sure I'm ok. Wait, did you mean physically or mentally?
Bob Dole
06-14-2005, 05:12 AM
YATTIWWP!
ExtremeChief
06-14-2005, 05:16 AM
YATTIWWP!
IDKWTFTM!
Bob Dole
06-14-2005, 05:26 AM
IDKWTFTM!
Why not?
ExtremeChief
06-14-2005, 05:34 AM
Why not?
It's either
A: It's too early in the morning
B: I'm not motivated enough to figure it out
OMGWTFBBQ!
Bob Dole
06-14-2005, 05:38 AM
Yet another thread that is worthless without pics.
ExtremeChief
06-14-2005, 05:42 AM
OIC,TYVM
JimNasium
06-14-2005, 06:16 AM
This thread is worthless without stiches.
papasmurf
06-14-2005, 11:01 AM
This thread is worthless without stiches.
We'll call you next time Clay
PastorMikH
06-14-2005, 11:23 AM
We'll call you next time Clay
Y'know, with all the health hazzards presented with TK holding a chainsaw, one would think that a high ranking official in the Springfield health department could get an ordinance passed that would ban the use of chainsaws by blonde women.
papasmurf
06-14-2005, 06:24 PM
Y'know, with all the health hazzards presented with TK holding a chainsaw, one would think that a high ranking official in the Springfield health department could get an ordinance passed that would ban the use of chainsaws by blonde women.
AMEN
tommykat
06-14-2005, 07:23 PM
Y'know, with all the health hazzards presented with TK holding a chainsaw, one would think that a high ranking official in the Springfield health department could get an ordinance passed that would ban the use of chainsaws by blonde women.
Funny smartarse..............3 full truck loads of limbs and 2 full grown trees all put in and dragged out at the dump today by TK........OMG I hurt....That is mucho work and what I lost in my backyard..:deevee::deevee: Get this all........TK came out of all this with only one little hit in my chin.....yes it bleed and hurt like chit, but nothing compared to my back and arms. :deevee:
Skip Towne
06-14-2005, 08:24 PM
Funny smartarse..............3 full truck loads of limbs and 2 full grown trees all put in and dragged out at the dump today by TK........OMG I hurt....That is mucho work and what I lost in my backyard..:deevee::deevee: Get this all........TK came out of all this with only one little hit in my chin.....yes it bleed and hurt like chit, but nothing compared to my back and arms. :deevee:
Walk it off old woman.
papasmurf
06-14-2005, 08:25 PM
Funny smartarse..............3 full truck loads of limbs and 2 full grown trees all put in and dragged out at the dump today by TK........OMG I hurt....That is mucho work and what I lost in my backyard..:deevee::deevee: Get this all........TK came out of all this with only one little hit in my chin.....yes it bleed and hurt like chit, but nothing compared to my back and arms. :deevee:
I'll count the bruises.;)
papasmurf
06-14-2005, 08:25 PM
Walk it off old woman.
And skip knows old........
tommykat
06-14-2005, 09:56 PM
Walk it off old woman.
:spock: 3 truck loads and cutting it down yesterday all day....FAULKER...you try cutting trees and then locading them up then unloading them...............then call me an old women. WUSS ASS.4321
PastorMikH
06-14-2005, 09:59 PM
Walk it off old woman.
No kidding! You do realize that 10 years ago, well OK, 30 years ago, she could have done all that work and not been sore afterwards.
:shake:
tommykat
06-14-2005, 10:02 PM
No kidding! You do realize that 10 years ago, well OK, 30 years ago, she could have done all that work and not been sore afterwards.
:shake:
You asked for this Mike.............with the weight you gained you could have shed 10 pounds easy the last 2 day....:) Not that you need to....ROFL
CASHMAN
06-14-2005, 10:03 PM
The NIGHTMARE is if you live in springfield, mo :p .
CASHMAN.
PastorMikH
06-14-2005, 10:05 PM
You asked for this Mike.............with the weight you gained you could have shed 10 pounds easy the last 2 day....:) Not that you need to....ROFL
Don't make me sit on you!!!
tommykat
06-14-2005, 10:07 PM
Don't make me sit on you!!!
:hmmm: Seems I need some Hefty bags............you fit that bill.....:)
PastorMikH
06-14-2005, 10:12 PM
:hmmm: Seems I need some Hefty bags............you fit that bill.....:)
Do I have to send Papa over there to handle my lightwork?
:)
PastorMikH
06-14-2005, 10:12 PM
Say Papa, could you do me a favor and go over to TKs and spank her for me?
Thanks! I'll owe you some rep for it.:):)
tommykat
06-14-2005, 10:14 PM
Do I have to send Papa over there to handle my lightwork?
:)
Snickering pASStor..........;)
papasmurf
06-15-2005, 05:42 AM
Say Papa, could you do me a favor and go over to TKs and spank her for me?
Thanks! I'll owe you some rep for it.:):)
Sure thing. Like living on the edge. Maybe I should wash her mouth out with soap too.:whip:
PastorMikH
06-15-2005, 09:05 AM
Sure thing. Like living on the edge. Maybe I should wash her mouth out with soap too.:whip:
Go for it!
Skip Towne
06-15-2005, 09:22 AM
You asked for this Mike.............with the weight you gained you could have shed 10 pounds easy the last 2 day....:) Not that you need to....ROFL
OUCH!!!
MOhillbilly
06-15-2005, 09:23 AM
old people are wimps.
haha!!
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