I just encountered something amazing

[keg in kc]

It all began while I was wading through the jungle and swamps of Target, swatting flies and mosquitoes as I hunted fruits and vegetables and frozen eggrolls. Once I'd proven myself master of the scarlet and ivory pampas, I slipped quietly through the aisles of candy and bananas and day-old doughnuts until I found a checkout isle that seemed welcoming. Now safe (or so I thought) I stepped into this line, relaxing, oblivious to the danger that stalked just feet away. With a flash, my life literally passed in front of my eyes as out of the very ether appeared a creature of myth and legend, a haunting form that I'd thought long extinct. I saw that rarest of rares... an attractive woman. I quieted my breathing and stood as still as possible so as to not frighten this beautiful specimen, knowing that even the tiniest amount of motion could cause this majestic beast to flee in terror. My heart raced, my knuckles whitened on the cart handle, sweat began to bead upon my brow. And then, like the avatar of fate itself, the tiniest drop lept towards the floor, far below. Seconds ticked by like hours as down and down and down it fell. Finally, like the tolling of a bell, it shattered on the waxy white glow of the store's floor.

Ahh, alas, at that moment, the poor creature looked up in terror and bolted for the exit, and safety. But now I know, I know in my heart that she does in fact still exist, this rare creature that had once seemed so abundant a mere decade ago, when I was in college. My faith in humanity is restored.

[Donger]

It all began while I was wading through the jungle and swamps of Target, swatting flies and mosquitoes as I hunted fruits and vegetables and frozen eggrolls. Once I'd proven myself master of the scarlet and ivory pampas, I slipped quietly through the aisles of candy and bananas and day-old doughnuts until I found a checkout isle that seemed welcoming. Now safe (or so I thought) I stepped into this line, relaxing, oblivious to the danger that stalked just feet away. With a flash, my life literally passed in front of my eyes as out of the very ether appeared a creature of myth and legend, a haunting form that I'd thought long extinct. I saw that rarest of rares... an attractive woman. I quieted my breathing and stood as still as possible so as to not frighten this beautiful specimen, knowing that even the tiniest amount of motion could cause this majestic beast to flee in terror. My heart raced, my knuckles whitened on the cart handle, sweat began to bead upon my brow. And then, like the avatar of fate itself, the tiniest drop lept towards the floor, far below. Seconds ticked by like hours as down and down and down it fell. Finally, like the tolling of a bell, it shattered on the waxy white glow of the store's floor.

Ahh, alas, at that moment, the poor creature looked up in terror and bolted for the exit, and safety. But now I know, I know in my heart that she does in fact still exist, this rare creature that had once seemed so abundant a mere decade ago, when I was in college. My faith in humanity is restored.

I'd recommend Depends. Nothing's less attractive to a broad than a lack of bladder control with no diaper.

[tyton75]

puzzy.. you should have hit it like this

[seclark]

maybe it was the heavy breathing that scared her off. even so, i give this a b+ mainly because he's got the stones to admit he went to target.
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[keg in kc]

maybe it was the heavy breathing that scared her off. even so, i give this a b+ mainly because he's got the stones to admit he went to target.
secNo bravery there. I needed a change of pace from Hy-Vee and I won't set foot in Wal-Mart.

'twas no heavy breathing, either. Nor uncontrolled bladder explosions.

[Sam]

pics?

[foxman]

She smelled fear, well that and that pant load you expelled.

[keg in kc]

pics?Oh, silly me, I forgot to pack my camera for my Target adventure.

[Biohazard]

I really like this pic, Thanks Psi.

[Biohazard]

By the way nice story. A for effort and a special door prize!

[Pitt Gorilla]

No bravery there. I needed a change of pace from Hy-Vee and I won't set foot in Wal-Mart.

'twas no heavy breathing, either. Nor uncontrolled bladder explosions.
Wow, that's exactly why I go to Target. Seriously.

[jiveturkey]

What Target do you go to?

I can't go anywhere without seeing a pack of hot babes here in Lenexa.

[keg in kc]

What Target do you go to?The one on 119th and Blue Valley Parkway.I can't go anywhere without seeing a pack of hot babes here in Lenexa.I'm...finicky. I have a very specific taste in women. Asian, beautiful, perfect body. Nothing else interests me.

Which is bad considering I'm old, fat, ugly, broke and devoid of personality. Never let that stop me looking, though. This was the first time in a very long time where I didn't think anything other than "wow, she's hot".

[jiveturkey]

The one on 119th and Blue Valley Parkway.I'm...finicky. I have a very specific taste in women. Asian, beautiful, perfect body. Nothing else interests me.

Which is bad considering I'm old, fat, ugly, broke and devoid of personality. Never let that stop me looking, though. This was the first time in a very long time where I didn't think anything other than "wow, she's hot".

You're rollin' in a nice neighborhood for a slacker. :p

It's to bad that you don't like blonde milfs.

[Jenson71]

What kind of frozen eggrolls?

[KCChiefsMan]

maybe it was the heavy breathing that scared her off. even so, i give this a b+ mainly because he's got the stones to admit he went to target.
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the stones to admit he went to Target? am I missing something here? it's either that or wal-mart, and Wal-mart is........hell

[keg in kc]

It's to bad that you don't like blonde milfs.Hey, consider it a gift, I'm just leaving more for the rest of you.
What kind of frozen eggrolls?Chung's (http://www.chungsfoods.com/productinfo.asp?id=88)

They were on sale. Thought I'd try something new.

[chagrin]

I really like this pic, Thanks Psi.


ROFL

[chop]

That deprogramming stuff must work.

[Jenson71]

Hey, consider it a gift, I'm just leaving more for the rest of you.
Chung's (http://www.chungsfoods.com/productinfo.asp?id=88)

They were on sale. Thought I'd try something new.

Tell me what you think of them. Eggrolls sound really good, and they didn't have this kind at HyVee.

[Ultra Peanut]

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