View Full Version : Hypothetical: If you were an actor...
Rain Man
06-21-2005, 05:51 PM
...and you got hired to play a dead person, which role would you most prefer?
Poll forthcoming. In the meantime, hold still and keep a stiff upper lip.
Inspector
06-21-2005, 05:53 PM
I did quite a bit of "acting" for many years. Had to give it up when my schedule got too full.
I don't recall ever playing a non-fiction type of character, dead or alive.
Zebedee DuBois
06-21-2005, 05:53 PM
heh heh....you said "stiff"
siberian khatru
06-21-2005, 05:54 PM
I'm probably most qualified to play the lead in the "John Holmes Story."
JimNasium
06-21-2005, 05:54 PM
I'm not an actor but I play one on t.v.
Zebedee DuBois
06-21-2005, 05:55 PM
Aren't we all actors, and the world our stage?
Zebedee DuBois
06-21-2005, 05:58 PM
I selected "home" because I am really quite lazy and that way I wouldn't have to drive anywhere to do my acting job.
Rain Man
06-21-2005, 05:58 PM
I was torn between the morgue scene and the funeral scene, but I might get claustrophobic in the drawer. I therefore went with the funeral scene, since it would be kind of a starring role.
Skip Towne
06-21-2005, 05:58 PM
I'm not an actor but I play one on t.v.
You're what the cops call a "bad actor".
Zebedee DuBois
06-21-2005, 06:03 PM
I nixed the antartica and trolling scenes - too cold. I couldn't act like I wasn't shivering.
Nix the rural setting. Bugs.
Nix the coffin or the morgue box or the fridge. Claustrophobia.
Nix the teenagers. You know they would be goofing on you - probably tap your nuts or something. That would be hard to act through.
Nix the operating table or autopsy table. They would involve nudity, and I want to be taken seriously, not just for my body.
Zebedee DuBois
06-21-2005, 06:06 PM
.....and where is the "Gaz is dead, or possibly a walrus." option?
Mr. Kotter
06-21-2005, 06:24 PM
A Zombie who hunts down Bronco fans and tortures them mercilessly.
Zebedee DuBois
06-21-2005, 06:25 PM
A Zombie who hunts down Bronco fans and tortures them mercilessly.
Zombies eat brains. Why is your Zombie dieting?
Wile_E_Coyote
06-21-2005, 06:27 PM
Zombies eat brains. Why is your Zombie dieting?
he'd starve
Mr. Kotter
06-21-2005, 06:32 PM
Zombies eat brains. Why is your Zombie dieting?
Good point....perhaps I lost half my brain when I was killed....attending a game at the Black Hole.
el borracho
06-21-2005, 06:35 PM
Zombie with a mouthful of brains.
Duh.
Mr. Kotter
06-21-2005, 06:37 PM
Zombie with a mouthful of brains.
Duh.
Beat you to it...nah, nah, nah-nah, nah.... :p
UteChief
06-21-2005, 06:37 PM
Dead person being towed around by teenagers for some reason, I figure I would get more screen time.
Rain Man
06-21-2005, 06:39 PM
The poll is 'dead actors', not 'undead actors.' Zombies aren't allowed, unless it's somehow a dead zombie. Really dead, not walking around dead.
Mr. Kotter
06-21-2005, 06:40 PM
The poll is 'dead actors', not 'undead actors.' Zombies aren't allowed, unless it's somehow a dead zombie. Really dead, not walking around dead.
Sure...fuggin' change the rules in the middle of the game.... :rolleyes:
:p
milkman
06-21-2005, 06:46 PM
I'd take the morgue scene, but only in the series "Tru Calling".
Mr. Kotter
06-21-2005, 06:51 PM
I'm filing a formal protest with the mods:
One entry found for zombie.
Main Entry: zom·bie
Variant(s): also zom·bi /'zäm-bE/
Function: noun
Etymology: Louisiana Creole or Haitian Creole zõbi, of Bantu origin; akin to Kimbundu nzúmbe ghost
1 usually zombi a : the supernatural power that according to voodoo belief may enter into and reanimate a dead body b : a will-less and speechless human in the West Indies capable only of automatic movement who is held to have died and been supernaturally reanimated
2 a : a person held to resemble the so-called walking dead; especially : AUTOMATON b : a person markedly strange in appearance or behavior
3 : a mixed drink made of several kinds of rum, liqueur, and fruit juice
"supernaturally 'reanimated'" does not preclude the zombie from being "dead."
Rain Man
06-21-2005, 06:56 PM
I could not disagree more strongly, and move to deny the request for consideration of the protest. It's common knowledge that zombies are undead. I present the definition of the prefix "un-" and challenge the esteemed Mr. Kotter to eat uncooked pork if he wishes to prove his argument.
Main Entry: 1un-
Pronunciation: "&n, often '&n before '-stressed syllable
Function: prefix
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English; akin to Old High German un- un-, Latin in-, Greek a-, an-, Old English ne not -- more at NO
1 : not : IN-, NON- -- in adjectives formed from adjectives <unambitious> <unskilled> or participles <undressed>, in nouns formed from nouns <unavailability>, and rarely in verbs formed from verbs <unbe> -- sometimes in words that have a meaning that merely negates that of the base word and are thereby distinguished from words that prefix in- or a variant of it (as im-) to the same base word and have a meaning positively opposite to that of the base word <unartistic> <unmoral>
2 : opposite of : contrary to -- in adjectives formed from adjectives <unconstitutional> <ungraceful> <unmannered> or participles <unbelieving> and in nouns formed from nouns <unrest>
Over-Head
06-21-2005, 06:57 PM
The poll is 'dead actors', not 'undead actors.' Zombies aren't allowed, unless it's somehow a dead zombie. Really dead, not walking around dead.
Next time post some rule's for the rookies Kevin ROFL
el borracho
06-21-2005, 06:59 PM
The poll is 'dead actors', not 'undead actors.' Zombies aren't allowed, unless it's somehow a dead zombie. Really dead, not walking around dead.
Picky, picky.
Fine, my second choice is star of a porn called "El borracho muerto and the six really hot nympho necrophiliac chicks"
Mr. Kotter
06-21-2005, 07:00 PM
I could not disagree more strongly, and move to deny the request for consideration of the protest. It's common knowledge that zombies are undead. I present the definition of the prefix "un-" and challenge the esteemed Mr. Kotter to eat uncooked pork if he wishes to prove his argument.
Main Entry: 1un-
Pronunciation: "&n, often '&n before '-stressed syllable
Function: prefix
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English; akin to Old High German un- un-, Latin in-, Greek a-, an-, Old English ne not -- more at NO
1 : not : IN-, NON- -- in adjectives formed from adjectives <unambitious> <unskilled> or participles <undressed>, in nouns formed from nouns <unavailability>, and rarely in verbs formed from verbs <unbe> -- sometimes in words that have a meaning that merely negates that of the base word and are thereby distinguished from words that prefix in- or a variant of it (as im-) to the same base word and have a meaning positively opposite to that of the base word <unartistic> <unmoral>
2 : opposite of : contrary to -- in adjectives formed from adjectives <unconstitutional> <ungraceful> <unmannered> or participles <unbelieving> and in nouns formed from nouns <unrest>
"Zombies are undead?"
It's common knowledge that zombies are undead.
LINK, please? :harumph:
Mr. Kotter
06-21-2005, 07:01 PM
Next time post some rule's for the rookies Kevin ROFL
Who you callin' "rookie," noob? :hmmm:
Or is it boob? :p
Over-Head
06-21-2005, 07:03 PM
Who you callin' "rookie," noob? :hmmm:
Or is it boob? :p
I'll take boob.
34-C if ya don't mind :D
Zebedee DuBois
06-21-2005, 07:04 PM
"Zombies are undead?"
LINK, please? :harumph:
1 entry found for undead.
un·dead Audio pronunciation of "undead" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (n-dd)
adj.
No longer living but supernaturally animated, as a zombie.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=undead
I live to serve
Rain Man
06-21-2005, 07:04 PM
"Zombies are undead?"
LINK, please? :harumph:
If you look up 'undead' in the dictionary, here's what comes up.
Main Entry: un·dead
Pronunciation: "&n-'ded
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural undead
1 : VAMPIRE 1
2 : ZOMBIE 1b
Ha! HA! So there, Mr. Lincoln! The debate thus endeth.
Mr. Kotter
06-21-2005, 07:05 PM
1 entry found for undead.
un·dead Audio pronunciation of "undead" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (n-dd)
adj.
No longer living but supernaturally animated, as a zombie.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=undead
I live to serve
"Damn, meddling kid....if it hadn't been for you, I'd have succeeded! Curses!"
Mr. Kotter
06-21-2005, 07:07 PM
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Ha! HA! So there, Mr. Lincoln! The debate thus endeth.
So you ADMIT to being a relative of John Wilkes Booth?
I knew it! :cuss:
Rain Man
06-21-2005, 07:08 PM
So you ADMIT to being a relative of John Wilkes Boothe?
I knew it! :cuss:
The last laugh will be mine when I make the team as our fifth wide receiver.
Mr. Kotter
06-21-2005, 07:10 PM
The last laugh will be mine when I make the team as our fifth wide receiver.
No, that's SCANLON'S spot...isn't it? :hmmm:
CosmicPal
06-21-2005, 07:10 PM
I play dead all the time. How much do I get paid for this role?
Rain Man
06-21-2005, 07:15 PM
I play dead all the time. How much do I get paid for this role?
All the vulture you can eat.
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