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CosmicPal
06-21-2005, 10:01 PM
I don't give a damn!

OK...so, this quote from the movie, Gone With the Wind, was voted the greatest movie quote evah! Blah.

Here's your project, Planeteers: The movie, Gone With the Wind, was made not as it originally was, but made in 1990 instead. Instead of Clark Gable saying, "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!" What would he have said if it was a modern film produced a few years ago?

Jenson71
06-21-2005, 10:04 PM
"Frankly, my dear, now that I've owned your tight c*nt, I'm gonna find some fresher pussy."

dilligaf
06-21-2005, 10:05 PM
Blow me.

Mr. Kotter
06-21-2005, 10:05 PM
F U?

Iowanian
06-21-2005, 10:33 PM
"Scarlet, You nagging Hatchet Wound...Suk mah baows"

Rhettowanain 2005.

Pants
06-21-2005, 10:36 PM
Frankly my dear...talk to the hand.

Rausch
06-21-2005, 10:36 PM
Never watched it, never care to...

Skip Towne
06-21-2005, 10:37 PM
"Scarlet, You nagging Hatchet Wound...Suk mah baows"

Rhettowanain 2005.
Uh.....are you having any trouble getting along with women? I can't imagine why.

Rausch
06-21-2005, 10:40 PM
Uh.....are you having any trouble getting along with women? I can't imagine why.

keg in kc
06-21-2005, 10:46 PM
Never watched it, never care to...Yeah.

Demonpenz
06-21-2005, 10:49 PM
frankly my dear i don't give a 25 cent native american coin? Because the line is actually written as a dam an indian coin

stevieray
06-21-2005, 10:53 PM
"Frankly my dear, hey are those fake?"

keg in kc
06-21-2005, 10:54 PM
Token overt gay character: "There's something flaming in here, Rhett, and I don't mean the house".

Frazod
06-21-2005, 11:06 PM
DIE BITCH! BOOM! :bang:

pink
06-21-2005, 11:18 PM
Frankly, my dear, you da bomb and I'd be lost without you!
blah to all you negative naysayers.

Nzoner
06-21-2005, 11:55 PM
"Frankly my dear you should just stfu and stf down."

JohnnyV13
06-22-2005, 03:28 AM
Frankly my dear....

I'd rather f*ck a blow up doll.

JohnnyV13
06-22-2005, 03:32 AM
Frankly my dear....

You aren't as good as the farm animals.

JohnnyV13
06-22-2005, 03:32 AM
Frankly my dear....

why don't you molest small rodents.

Otter
06-22-2005, 04:02 AM
Bitch! Get you're skank ass outa my face before I get my Moe-Rockin posse from the mutha ****!n hood to throw you in the trunk of the Caddie and pull a train on your punk ass!

mikey23545
06-22-2005, 05:04 AM
Unfortunately, you are all probably right....

Coach
06-22-2005, 07:39 AM
Frankly my dear, I don't give a rats ass.

Iowanian
06-22-2005, 07:40 AM
Uh.....are you having any trouble getting along with women? I can't imagine why.

My bride is still here, smiling last time I saw her, flatpecker. You're the one that appears to have not been laid since JFK's last Caddy ride.


"Scarlet.......you know what I always say...Spare the rod, spoil the Broad....now don't make me raise these other 4 fingers"

chiefs4me
06-22-2005, 08:27 AM
Frankly my dear...it's that small?

Dartgod
06-22-2005, 08:28 AM
I'd like to combine this line with one of my favorite quotes from About Last Night...

"Frankly my dear, if you didn't have a pu$$y, there'd be a bounty on your head."

Iowanian
06-22-2005, 08:32 AM
Frankly my dear...it's that small?

Not really even a good or original attempt, flo.

I'm sure if Skip were here, he'd assure you that he's just gotten out of the pool.

Pennywise
06-22-2005, 08:35 AM
Frankly my dear, you have a stenchy gash.

Iowanian
06-22-2005, 08:36 AM
"Frankly, it looks like a skunk, killed with a hatchet........smells like it was probably last thursday"

chiefs4me
06-22-2005, 08:39 AM
Not really even a good or original attempt, flo.

I'm sure if Skip were here, he'd assure you that he's just gotten out of the pool.



ROFL......and what would your excuse be?

Goapics1
06-22-2005, 08:41 AM
Frankly my dear, Jessica Simpson has a nice cooch.

Iowanian
06-22-2005, 08:43 AM
My excuse is that manufacturers probably MAKE enough beer for you to get a look, however I can't drink enough.

dp4me,
My "excuse" would be that I could double park a volkswagon in your garage and not get any dings in the doors if throwing them open.

Dr. Johnny Fever
06-22-2005, 08:43 AM
I don't give a damn!

OK...so, this quote from the movie, Gone With the Wind, was voted the greatest movie quote evah! Blah.

Here's your project, Planeteers: The movie, Gone With the Wind, was made not as it originally was, but made in 1990 instead. Instead of Clark Gable saying, "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!" What would he have said if it was a modern film produced a few years ago?
I'll have you know that I correctly predicted the #1 movie quote when that show started last night.

I'm the man.

chiefs4me
06-22-2005, 09:11 AM
My excuse is that manufacturers probably MAKE enough beer for you to get a look, however I can't drink enough.

dp4me,
My "excuse" would be that I could double park a volkswagon in your garage and not get any dings in the doors if throwing them open.


you are probably right...I always heard that little men can't hold their beer.......ROFL

BigRedChief
06-22-2005, 09:26 AM
cnn article on AFI's top 100 quotes from film:
http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/06/22/film.moviequotes.ap/index.html

My Fav's:
"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse," from "The Godfather"

Roy Scheider's "You're gonna need a bigger boat" (No. 35),

"Jaws"; Arnold Schwarzenegger's "I'll be back" (No. 37), "The Terminator"

Peter Sellers' "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"

KCFalcon59
06-22-2005, 10:15 AM
I won't be back, bitch!

siberian khatru
06-22-2005, 10:18 AM
Go ahead, bitch, make my day.

Iowanian
06-22-2005, 12:58 PM
you are probably right...I always heard that little men can't hold their beer.......ROFL

So what are you saying? You're proof that broads large enough to play Right Tackle on most Division II football teams CAN hold thier Liquor, flo?

The Truth is, in person, most posters would probably be willing to hold your Licker, with a pair of pliers if it would shut your pie hole.

chiefs4me
06-22-2005, 02:39 PM
So what are you saying? You're proof that broads large enough to play Right Tackle on most Division II football teams CAN hold thier Liquor, flo?

The Truth is, in person, most posters would probably be willing to hold your Licker, with a pair of pliers if it would shut your pie hole.





:eek:.......ROFL......:PPL:

Megbert
06-22-2005, 03:00 PM
To borrow a line from Bad Santa
Rhett: "Oh yeah, baby, you won't be able to sh!t right for a week!"

Calcountry
06-22-2005, 04:20 PM
Frankly my dear, I would like to talk to you, but I cannot comment without the advice of my attourney. Please direct all questions and comments to him.

stevieray
06-22-2005, 04:30 PM
Frankly my dear, if your love doesn't fit, I musta quit.