A couple of question's...

[chiefs4me]

So, I was wondering why alot of the posters, and quite a few reg members hide that they are on the board? Why appear to be invisible, when we know you are here.

And, has anybody seen Brando?

[JimNasium]

Did it ever occur to you that Brando is hiding from you?

[Bowser]

Russ is tired of you stalking him, so he is forced to go to invisible mode.

[Phobia]

I hide that I'm here so I don't feel obligated to immediately respond to silly questions like this one.

Brando is in Phoenix spending time with family.

FWIW, he checked in by text message yesterday. Apparently he met ENDelt's linebacker. He said she's HUGE. He couldn't believe it.

[keg in kc]

Why does it matter.

[Skip Towne]

I hide that I'm here so I don't feel obligated to immediately respond to silly questions like this one.

Brando is in Phoenix spending time with family.

FWIW, he checked in by text message yesterday. Apparently he met ENDelt's linebacker. He said she's HUGE. He couldn't believe it.
He's still got that linebacker he loaded while you were there? Who does she most resemble.....Butkus, Nobis, Lanier?

[Phobia]

He's still got that linebacker he loaded while you were there? Who does she most resemble.....Butkus, Nobis, Lanier?

No, he doesn't see her. ENDelt FOUND the LB at Brando's dad's regular bar. Brando must have met her there.

[Skip Towne]

No, he doesn't see her. ENDelt FOUND the LB at Brando's dad's regular bar. Brando must have met her there.
Damn, it's getting so you can't tell your linebackers without a program.

[Hammock Parties]

I've never understood that. I never hide.

[chiefs4me]

Why does it matter.




I didn't say it did matter. But I was curious.....can't a girl wonder.:rolleyes:

Brando usually sends me pm's letting me know how he is doing, and I hadn't heard from him in awhile....so there....:p

[chiefs4me]

Russ is tired of you stalking him, so he is forced to go to invisible mode.



Who is Russ?

[Hammock Parties]

Who is Russ?

KCWolfman.

[luv]

Brando seems to be quite the ladies man. :hmmm:

[Phobia]

Brando usually sends me pm's letting me know how he is doing, and I hadn't heard from him in awhile....so there....:p

I am prepared to believe Brando sends you pm's letting you know WHAT he's doing.....

"I got my little pecker in my hand and I'm working it like a mass of play dough, what are you wearing, darlin? Please say nothing."

[Phobia]

Brando seems to be quite the ladies man. :hmmm:

Heh heh. You're not saying he sends you private messages, too. That little bastard is working his mojo with all the ChiefsPlanet ladies, isn't he? ROFL

[luv]

Heh heh. You're not saying he sends you private messages, too. That little bastard is working his mojo with all the ChiefsPlanet ladies, isn't he? ROFL
Appears so, and I thought I was special. :deevee:

ROFL ROFL ROFL

[chiefs4me]

I am prepared to believe Brando sends you pm's letting you know WHAT he's doing.....

"I got my little pecker in my hand and I'm working it like a mass of play dough, what are you wearing, darlin? Please say nothing."


ROFL........nothing like that, he's a good kid and when he had girlfriend trouble's he was on here night and day and talked to everybody...



Like any man, he likes pep talks......ROFL

[Hammock Parties]

If this is true, that's very disconcerting. Even I wouldn't resort to hitting on the ladies of Chiefsplanet.

[Bowser]

Heh....it's going to be fun this year at Joe's........

[Phobia]

Appears so, and I thought I was special. :deevee:

ROFL ROFL ROFL

You are special. You're his special writer. He sends my wife PMs, too. If he were taller, I'm pretty sure she'd let him hump her leg.

[Bowser]

You are special. You're his special writer. He sends my wife PMs, too. If he were taller, I'm pretty sure she'd let him hump her leg.

That slooot! ROFL

[Phobia]

If this is true, that's very disconcerting. Even I wouldn't resort to hitting on the ladies of Chiefsplanet.

I don't know if you can comprehend this, but you catch more fish with a net than you can a lure.

[chiefs4me]

Appears so, and I thought I was special. :deevee:

ROFL ROFL ROFL



oops...

[luv]

If this is true, that's very disconcerting. Even I wouldn't resort to hitting on the ladies of Chiefsplanet.
And just what is wrong with the ladies on CP?

[Phobia]

And just what is wrong with the ladies on CP?

They have vaginas. That's what frightens him.

[luv]

oops...
It's all good. I'm sure your "pep talks" are better than mine.

[luv]

They have vaginas. That's what frightens him.
ROFL

[Bowser]

If this is true, that's very disconcerting. Even I wouldn't resort to hitting on the ladies of the world.

[Phobia]

It's all good. I'm sure your "pep talks" are better than mine.

"Dear Brando,
Take off your pants and tell me a lie about your big pecker."

Regards,

luv2rite

[luv]

"Dear Brando,
Take off your pants and tell me a lie about your big pecker."

Regards,

luv2rite
Okay, if he realizes we've got a thread about him going, he might get a "big head". Better switch topics.

[Bowser]

Okay, if he realizes we've got a thread about him going, he might get a "big head". Better switch topics.

Hmmm, luv2write seems to have carnal knowledge going here........

(Here we have a classic rumor starting up the grapevine. Luv2write's next statements will be critical to the storyline......)

[Phobia]

I think I'm gonna sticky this to determine in how many female boxes Brando is trying to stick his package.

[Hammock Parties]

And just what is wrong with the ladies on CP?

Well, some of you are ugly. Some of you are pretty good looking.

But I just don't consider it good form, ugly or pretty.

Sending a "HAY A/S/L WANT 2 HOOK UP?" PM ain't my style. I'm here for Chiefs talk and dumbassery, not matchmaking.

[Hammock Parties]

You're right. I've never been one to hit on chicks. It's just not my style. I'd rather get to know someone before talking about their ass.

Chiefsplanet Lore Note: this rule does not apply to celebrities.

[luv]

Hmmm, luv2write seems to have carnal knowledge going here........

(Here we have a classic rumor starting up the grapevine. Luv2write's next statements will be critical to the storyline......)
Did I say I talked to him like that? I was simply going with the flow. Everyone else's mind seems to be in the gutter. :p

[Hammock Parties]

Did I say I talked to him like that? I was simply going with the flow. Everyone else's mind seems to be in the gutter. :p

Not mine.

[Phobia]

Did I say I talked to him like that? I was simply going with the flow. Everyone else's mind seems to be in the gutter. :p

Please stop being critical to the storyline. Can't you be more supportive?

[milkman]

Did I say I talked to him like that? I was simply going with the flow. Everyone else's mind seems to be in the gutter. :p

To borrow a line from Phil in another thread:

Shocking, isn't it?

[milkman]

Not mine.

And yet another shocker!

[luv]

Please stop being critical to the storyline. Can't you be more supportive?
ROFL
Okay, just got done sending a work-related email. Got to get my mind back OFF track. Where were we...

Oh yes, suggestive references.

Could do a play on words off of "supportive". :hmmm:

[Skip Towne]

If this is true, that's very disconcerting. Even I wouldn't resort to hitting on the ladies of Chiefsplanet.
Or any other woman for that matter.

[Phobia]

Nor?

[luv]

Nor?
ROFL
You did not just correct someone's grammar. Am I rubbing off on you? ROFL

[Hammock Parties]

Or any other woman for that matter.

See above. Not my style. A woman once said to me "I'm gonna suck this for you now," and all I could say in reply was "heh."

[pink]

ROFL
Am I rubbing off on you? ROFL
not unless you have a note from his wife, you're not.

[Phobia]

ROFL
You did not just correct someone's grammar. Am I rubbing off on you? ROFL

I thought it was somebody else rubbing on me, but feel free to join in....

I crack on Skip's grammar 'cuz he dings everybody else. Heh.

[luv]

not unless you have a note from his wife, you're not.
I knew I was forgetting something. ROFL

[Skip Towne]

I thought it was somebody else rubbing on me, but feel free to join in....

I crack on Skip's grammar 'cuz he dings everybody else. Heh.
Hey, dude, or and nor are interchangeable in this case.

[chiefs4me]

not unless you have a note from his wife, you're not.





ROFL..

[luv]

Hey, dude, or and nor are interchangeable in this case.
I thought about that. Isn't the only time you need to use it is if you're say neither/nor? I think nor is more appropriate though, because, by adding the alternative, the neither is implied.

[Skip Towne]

I thought about that. Isn't the only time you need to use it is if you're say neither/nor? I think nor is more appropriate though, because, by adding the alternative, the neither is implied.
After checking with a higher authority, or is a particle that marks an alternative which is the way I used it. As to which is "preferred" I would say that would depend on who is doing the preferring.

[chiefs4me]

After checking with a higher authority, or is a particle that marks an alternative which is the way I used it. As to which is "preferred" I would say that would depend on who is doing the preferring.



What did you just say......ROFL

[Phobia]

Hey, dude, or and nor are interchangeable in this case.

Fine. Your punctuation was still all jacked up. Heh heh.

[chagrin]

I never log off, does that mean I am on this thing 24/7??

[morphius]

I never log off, does that mean I am on this thing 24/7??
No, I believe you get timed out after a certain period of inactivity.

[Skip Towne]

Fine. Your punctuation was still all jacked up. Heh heh.
Thanks, I'll watch that in the future. You really f*cked something up earlier today but I let it go cause (yes, I know it is because) you're such a swell guy. I'll bring it up if I run across it again.

[Phobia]

Thanks, I'll watch that in the future. You really f*cked something up earlier today but I let it go cause (yes, I know it is because) you're such a swell guy. I'll bring it up if I run across it again.

I don't believe that. I'm damn near perfect.

[Skip Towne]

I don't believe that. I'm damn near perfect.
Emphasis on the "damn near". I noticed it because your posts are nearly as mistake free as mine. I haven't posted much today, I'll go look for it.

[Phobia]

You're probably talking about the "cry 36 holes of golf" post. Yeah, it reads whacky but I understood what I meant.

[pink]

I don't believe that. I'm damn near perfect.
according to whom?

[luv]

Emphasis on the "damn near". I noticed it because your posts are nearly as mistake free as mine. I haven't posted much today, I'll go look for it.
Am I easily amused? Watching you guys go back and forth has actually been entertaining.

[pink]

Am I easily amused? Watching you guys go back and forth has actually been entertaining.
signs point to yes.

[Phobia]

Am I easily amused? Watching you guys go back and forth has actually been entertaining.

You must be.... We're not really going back and forth. You should see him up against somebody like philfree. That's entertainment.

[Skip Towne]

Am I easily amused? Watching you guys go back and forth has actually been entertaining.
Of course you are easily amused. You're a woman. They are all shallow minded little fools (I stole that from Ellie of the Andy Griffith Show)

[luv]

signs point to yes.
Actually, I think the more appropriate question might be...

Am I sitting at home bored out of my freaking mind? Watching you two go back and forth has actually been entertaining.

[Skip Towne]

You must be.... We're not really going back and forth. You should see him up against somebody like philfree. That's entertainment.
Hey, that Philfree thing was a "misunderstanding". He failed to realize that I was right and he was wrong. Happens all the time.

[chiefs4me]

Of course you are easily amused. You're a woman. They are all shallow minded little fools (I stole that from Ellie of the Andy Griffith Show)




:rolleyes:......be quiet old man, of course we are easily amused...we live with man everyday.

[Skip Towne]

:rolleyes:......be quiet old man, of course we are easily amused...we live with man everyday.
Shut up, woman. If I want your opinion I'll come beat it out of you.

[chiefs4me]

Hey skip...you have a nOOB on the word game thread giving you shit.......

[Hammock Parties]

Shut up, woman. If I want your opinion I'll come beat it out of you.

I've got to start following your example. You've been trying to teach me all these months, haven't you? MOLD MY YOUNG MIND, PROFESSOR TOWNE!

[Skip Towne]

I've got to start following your example. You've been trying to teach me all these months, haven't you? MOLD MY YOUNG MIND, PROFESSOR TOWNE!
I'll take you back only if you agree to stop gypping classes. Or (or is it nor) I could call your mom and have her bring you.

[Hammock Parties]

I'll take you back only if you agree to stop gypping classes. Or (or is it nor) I could call your mom and have her bring you.

**** that. I'll walk 20 miles in the snow. It's the only way to get things done.

[Hammock Parties]

Here is the answer to all the riddles:

[Skip Towne]

**** that. I'll walk 20 miles in the snow. It's the only way to get things done.
OK soldier, be there at 9AM tomorrow morning. I'll teach you the fine art of insultation. You will be a master. You can beat anybody down. Now, about the $300 enrollment fee, will that be cash or credit card?

[Jenny Gump]

You're right. I've never been one to hit on chicks. It's just not my style. I'd rather get to know someone before talking about their ass.

Chiefsplanet Lore Note: this rule does not apply to celebrities.

Oh, yeah, you are such the gentleman. Must be why you asked Endelt who the POA was in his avatar one day...??? Hmm??

[Jenny Gump]

I don't believe that. I'm damn near perfect.

Yeah if you're standing next to your wife.

[pink]

Yeah if you're standing next to your wife.
even i don't think i can cover that margin. ;) but thanks!

[Hammock Parties]

Oh, yeah, you are such the gentleman. Must be why you asked Endelt who the POA was in his avatar one day...??? Hmm??

Did you miss the Chiefsplanet lore note?

[Saulbadguy]

Oh boy, a DP4ME thread. Can I play?

[Eleazar]

Oh boy, a DP4ME thread. Can I play?

I wonder if she even knows what DP means.

[RedNFeisty]

I went invisible when I didn't want Clint to know when I was logged in. That horn dog would always pester me about wanting some when he saw me online.

[RedNFeisty]

I wonder if she even knows what DP means.


Hey, not everyone does, and that is not necessarily a bad thing.

[Brando]

I hide that I'm here so I don't feel obligated to immediately respond to silly questions like this one.

Brando is in Phoenix spending time with family.

FWIW, he checked in by text message yesterday. Apparently he met ENDelt's linebacker. He said she's HUGE. He couldn't believe it.

I'm alive and kicking..thanks for your concern chiefs4me.
She is a man of a woman. Very thick and looks like she should be hauling ass in an 18 wheeler with "Bubba" on the side. She's more of a D Tackle then a linebacker really.

[RedNFeisty]

You know, a lot of you guys are just ****ing assholes. If you don't like Chiefs4me, then why don't you put her on ignore instead of always ****ing with her? Stupid little ****ers, each of you need bitch slapped.

[Eleazar]

You know, a lot of you guys are just ****ing assholes. If you don't like Chiefs4me, then why don't you put her on ignore instead of always ****ing with her? Stupid little ****ers, each of you need bitch slapped.

I don't think your threats of slapping are going to discourage them, being the perv haven that this place is. ROFL

[Brando]

You know, a lot of you guys are just ****ing assholes. If you don't like Chiefs4me, then why don't you put her on ignore instead of always ****ing with her? Stupid little ****ers, each of you need bitch slapped.
I hope that wasn't directed at me...the linebacker remark was about Endelt's female conquest. Not Chiefs4me...

[RedNFeisty]

I don't think your threats of slapping are going to discourage them, being the perv haven that this place is. ROFL

ROFL

This is true!

[RedNFeisty]

I hope that wasn't directed at me...the linebacker remark was about Endelt's female conquest. Not Chiefs4me...

No, they know who they are!

[Phobia]

I hope that wasn't directed at me...the linebacker remark was about Endelt's female conquest. Not Chiefs4me...

We all know you want to hump Chiefs4me's leg,..... now.

[Skip Towne]

I don't think your threats of slapping are going to discourage them, being the perv haven that this place is. ROFL
I've been naughty. I need a spanking.

[Donger]

If you don't like Chiefs4me, then why don't you put her on ignore instead of always ****ing with her?

How could I f*ck with her if I had her on ignore?

[Brando]

We all know you want to hump Chiefs4me's leg,..... now.

I drove twenty hours straight to get home and hump your leg Phil.

[Phobia]

I drove twenty hours straight to get home and hump your leg Phil.

You can't hump my leg, dude. I fell on a wood roof today and drove a nail through my knee. Stay the hell away from my leg.

[Donger]

I fell on a wood roof today and drove a nail through my knee.

Wow. That's pretty harsh self-punishment. I fall down all the time, but I just laugh it off.

[Phobia]

Wow. That's pretty harsh self-punishment. I fall down all the time, but I just laugh it off.

Heh heh. I embellished that, of course. But, a nail did rip my knee to shreds. I feel okay today, but I'm guessing it will hurt like hell in the AM.

I'm actually grateful it's just the knee. I slid 10-15' and caught myself as my knees slid off the edge. Have you ever seen anybody swimming up a roof? I'm guessing that was quite a sight if anybody saw my dumbass.

[Donger]

Heh heh. I embellished that, of course. But, a nail did rip my knee to shreds. I feel okay today, but I'm guessing it will hurt like hell in the AM.

I'm actually grateful it's just the knee. I slid 10-15' and caught myself as my knees slid off the edge. Have you ever seen anybody swimming up a roof? I'm guessing that was quite a sight if anybody saw my dumbass.

Damn, that gives me the willies. Then again, my brothers used to throw me off the roof of our house growing up.

Gonna get a tet shot?

[Phobia]

Damn, that gives me the willies. Then again, my brothers used to throw me off the roof of our house growing up.

Gonna get a tet shot?

Had one 2 years ago when I got my mouth stitched up after attempting to eat a fast moving softball. Search on "I had a prick in my mouth tonight" thread authored by yours truly.

[Brando]

Heh heh. I embellished that, of course. But, a nail did rip my knee to shreds. I feel okay today, but I'm guessing it will hurt like hell in the AM.

I'm actually grateful it's just the knee. I slid 10-15' and caught myself as my knees slid off the edge. Have you ever seen anybody swimming up a roof? I'm guessing that was quite a sight if anybody saw my dumbass.

I thought that you had space shuttle legs Lt. Dan?

[chiefs4me]

You know, a lot of you guys are just ****ing assholes. If you don't like Chiefs4me, then why don't you put her on ignore instead of always ****ing with her? Stupid little ****ers, each of you need bitch slapped.


ROFL......I am with you girlfriend...as long as I get to do the slapping...PBJ

[Mr. Kotter]

You know, a lot of you guys are just ****ing assholes. If you don't like Chiefs4me, then why don't you put her on ignore instead of always ****ing with her? Stupid little ****ers, each of you need bitch slapped.

Aunt Flow is visitin', eh?

[Hammock Parties]

You know, a lot of you guys are just ****ing assholes. If you don't like Chiefs4me, then why don't you put her on ignore instead of always ****ing with her? Stupid little ****ers, each of you need bitch slapped.

I'd put her on ignore, but then I'd miss the freakshow.

[Over-Head]

You know, a lot of you guys are just ****ing assholes. If you don't like Chiefs4me, then why don't you put her on ignore instead of always ****ing with her? Stupid little ****ers, each of you need bitch slapped.
That would be in part due to the fact most “men” lack the intelligence to do so Red, it would be the sensible thing to do, and lord knows common sense and this board don’t often see eye to eye. :shake:
But more importantly for some, they’d rather save face with the rest of the “cool kids” and continue as is. :rolleyes:

[Over-Head]

I'd put her on ignore, but then I'd miss the freakshow.
Look in a mirror ROFL

[chiefs4me]

That would be in part due to the fact most “men” lack the intelligence to do so Red, it would be the sensible thing to do, and lord knows common sense and this board don’t often see eye to eye. :shake:
But more importantly for some, they’d rather save face with the rest of the “cool kids” and continue as is. :rolleyes:




PBJ

[Hammock Parties]

Look in a mirror ROFL

There's more than one freakshow around here.

[Mr. Kotter]

PBJ

"Chiefs4me and Over-Head sittin' in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g....first comes love....."

[Donger]

That would be in part due to the fact most “men” lack the intelligence to do so Red, it would be the sensible thing to do, and lord knows common sense and this board don’t often see eye to eye. :shake:
But more importantly for some, they’d rather save face with the rest of the “cool kids” and continue as is. :rolleyes:

Heh. I wonder what smiley the idiot is going to post in response to this.

[keg in kc]

That would be in part due to the fact most “men” lack the intelligence to do so Red, it would be the sensible thing to do, and lord knows common sense and this board don’t often see eye to eye. :shake:
But more importantly for some, they’d rather save face with the rest of the “cool kids” and continue as is.F*ck the other "cool kids" (whoever they are). Sometimes it's just fun to be a bastard.

[Donger]

PBJ

Ha.

[Over-Head]

"Chiefs4me and Over-Head sittin' in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g....first comes love....."
Forget the love junk, I got Mrs.Right, i'm just intrested in Miss Right now! :p

[chiefs4me]

There's more than one freakshow around here.




no there is not...


let me explain, you still live at home, don't work, don't pay bills, don't do anything except watch Star Wars....and have never had sex, and act like you don't want to...that makes you a...freak

[Donger]

no there is not...


let me explain, you still live at home, don't work, don't pay bills, don't do anything except watch Star Wars....and have never had sex, and act like you don't want to...that makes you a...freak

Says the NASCAR gangbang slut.

[chiefs4me]

"Chiefs4me and Over-Head sittin' in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g....first comes love....."




He was the first person I talked to here when I joined, and I will never ever forget his pickup line...:p

[Over-Head]

F*ck the other "cool kids" (whoever they are). Sometimes it's just fun to be a bastard.
Sad but true :hmmm:
(Lord knows you and Skip have that down to an art form ROFL )

[Hammock Parties]

no there is not...


let me explain, you still live at home, don't work, don't pay bills, don't do anything except watch Star Wars....and have never had sex, and act like you don't want to...that makes you a...freak

There is definitely more than one freakshow around here.

Also, you know jack shit about me, so I believe you can shut the **** up whore.

[Over-Head]

He was the first person I talked to here when I joined, and I will never ever forget his pickup line...:p

I've watched wayyyy to many Bogart movies over the years.


So, do I finally get to see some naked pic's or what? :p
(couldn't resist)

[Skip Towne]

Sad but true :hmmm:
(Lord knows you and Skip have that down to an art form ROFL )
Why thank you.

[chiefs4me]

Says the NASCAR gangbang slut.





Alright, I see your raised hand, you want some attention......ROFL



Let me ask you, why do you think I like 5 guys at once, or for that matter a nascar car driver? If you have the right man...you only need one...:)

[Donger]

Alright, I see your raised hand, you want some attention......ROFL



Let me ask you, why do you think I like 5 guys at once, or for that matter a nascar car driver? If you have the right man...you only need one...:)

It's called deduction, you moron.

[Hammock Parties]

why do you think I like 5 guys at once

ROFL

I dunno. You enjoy being the pivot girl?

[Donger]

ROFL

I dunno. You enjoy being the pivot girl?

Nah, it's because "girlfriend" knows that if you go over five to six, one poor fella gets left hanging.

[Over-Head]

ROFL

I dunno. You enjoy being the pivot girl?

At least she actually has sex with something other than the palm of her hand you puss nutted, limp wristed, no load sack of dry dog shit.
Unlike you who couldn't get laid in a whore house with a pocket full of Andrew Jackson's :rolleyes:

[chiefs4me]

At least she actually has sex with something other than the palm of her hand you puss nutted, limp wristed, no load sack of dry dog shit.
Unlike you who couldn't get laid in a whore house with a pocket full of Andrew Jackson's :rolleyes:





sigh...you had me at hello.

[Hammock Parties]

At least she actually has sex with something other than the palm of her hand you puss nutted, limp wristed, no load sack of dry dog shit.
Unlike you who couldn't get laid in a whore house with a pocket full of Andrew Jackson's :rolleyes:

Yeah, but I never claimed to enjoy gangbangs. And I wouldn't screw her with a stolen dick.

[Donger]

sigh...you had me at hello.

Of course he did.

[Iowanian]

use gochiefs, this one

[Hammock Parties]

use gochiefs, this one

I'll have to pass. Image macros aren't your strong suit it seems.

[Donger]

I'll have to pass. Image macros aren't your strong suit it seems.

Rather amusing sig there, gochiefs.

[Skip Towne]

use gochiefs, this one
Where is that pic you promised us this afternoon.

[chiefs4me]

Rather amusing sig there, gochiefs.



oh yea, it's a riot...:rolleyes:

[Iowanian]

A pic is so appropriate, it can be used on 2 different posters...a couple of years apart, with the same level of "yeah, thats the one"

[Hammock Parties]

A pic is so appropriate, it can be used on 2 different posters...a couple of years apart, with the same level of "yeah, thats the one"

I rescind my earlier statement.

[Skip Towne]

A pic is so appropriate, it can be used on 2 different posters...a couple of years apart, with the same level of "yeah, thats the one"
AWESOME!!!

[Saulbadguy]

At least she actually has sex with something other than the palm of her hand you puss nutted, limp wristed, no load sack of dry dog shit.
Unlike you who couldn't get laid in a whore house with a pocket full of Andrew Jackson's :rolleyes:
Shut the **** up, you're out of your element!

[Donger]

oh yea, it's a riot...:rolleyes:

It's almost as humorous as your own.

[Skip Towne]

At least she actually has sex with something other than the palm of her hand you puss nutted, limp wristed, no load sack of dry dog shit.
Unlike you who couldn't get laid in a whore house with a pocket full of Andrew Jackson's :rolleyes:
You forgot lightweight and chickenshit.