Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie? [Archive]

Kylo Ren

07-01-2005, 07:21 AM

There's more and more evidence that Brad Pitt and Jolie are a couple. Apparently, he gave up Aniston for Jolie.

:hmmm: Who would you pick?

I know many of you will ask for pics. I'm at work and don't have time to post pics, so I'll leave that up to you.

Goapics1

07-01-2005, 07:22 AM

Jolie. I want to get a hold of those juicy lips, both of them.

Dr. Johnny Fever

07-01-2005, 07:24 AM

I'm a part of the tiny minority that think Angelina is ugly. Yea...she has nice lips... but that's it imo.

Idahored

07-01-2005, 07:26 AM

:hmmm: Who would you pick?

For what, target practice with my new rifle??

There is not a single one of those lefty twits I would want to spend even 5 seconds with.

Now Ann Coulter on the other hand...... :)

07-01-2005, 07:27 AM

Aniston! Jolie is a skank.

trndobrd

07-01-2005, 07:27 AM

You incorrectly put "or" as the conjunction in your thread topic instead of "and".

jspchief

07-01-2005, 07:27 AM

I'm going to predict Jolie wins this one in a landslide.

Besides being infinitely hotter, she seems like half the bitch that Aniston is. And Aniston isn't getting better with age.

Saulbadguy

07-01-2005, 07:28 AM

I like Jolie better overall. Aniston is retarded, and she plays the exact same character in every film/tv show she is casted in.

Goapics1

07-01-2005, 07:28 AM

I'm going to predict Jolie wins this one in a landslide.

Besides being infinitely hotter, she seems like half the bitch that Aniston is. And Aniston isn't getting better with age.
She is actually getting her ass whipped, which makes no sense to me. Although I would like to whip her ass, if you know what I mean.

DJay23

07-01-2005, 07:30 AM

Now Ann Coulter on the other hand...... :)

Coulter? Might as well suck on a chicken bone.

Aniston by a mile. Jolie is an extreme nutcase. Probably crazy in bed though. A little TOO crazy.

Jennifer is that girl next door. The smoking HOT girl next door.

shakesthecat

07-01-2005, 07:32 AM

Not even close for me.....Aniston

Jolie is a skank.

Dr. Johnny Fever

07-01-2005, 07:34 AM

I like Jolie better overall. Aniston is retarded, and she plays the exact same character in every film/tv show she is casted in.
so does Jolie... attitude-infested, over-sexed bitch who could kick your ass at any moment.

Amnorix

07-01-2005, 07:35 AM

Kerberos

07-01-2005, 07:36 AM

Not even close for me.....Aniston

Jolie is a skank.

Yea .. but some of us LIKE NASTY SKANKY little bitches! :drool:

:D

.

RedNFeisty

07-01-2005, 07:37 AM

so does Jolie... attitude-infested, over-sexed bitch who could kick your ass at any moment.

Yeah, but I couldn't think of anything better for her to play! I would have to say Jolie ranks at the very top for me.

Amnorix

07-01-2005, 07:38 AM

Aniston by a mile. Average (at best) actress, but smokin' hot. REALLY smokin' hot.

Jolie doesn't do much for me. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers, but in terms of being "Hollywood-ridiculous-hot", I don't put her in the same category as the MegaBabes.

Amnorix

07-01-2005, 07:39 AM

Yeah, but I couldn't think of anything better for her to play! I would have to say Jolie ranks at the very top for me.

I'm thinking you might enjoy the clip I linked to. ;)

jspchief

07-01-2005, 07:40 AM

Wow, I'm suprised so far.

To me, Aniston is pretty average in looks, and has an average body.

Jolie hasa banging body, and eyes that just suck you in.

Dr. Johnny Fever

07-01-2005, 07:42 AM

How timely...

Angelina Jolie in the movie Gia, which I have never seen or even heard of before.

NOT SAFE FOR WORK

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/angphoto.html

Did I mention -- NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!
OK... that's a hot scene... but the blonde is world's hotter than Jolie. And what the hell is that dorky little dance turn that she did about four times? Made her go from hot to dorky.

... still a nice scene though.

shakesthecat

07-01-2005, 07:42 AM

Yea .. but some of us LIKE NASTY SKANKY little bitches! :drool:
:D

I think it was the time she open mouth kissed her brother that ruined her for me.

Amnorix

07-01-2005, 07:43 AM

Wow, I'm suprised so far.

To me, Aniston is pretty average in looks, and has an average body.

Jolie hasa banging body, and eyes that just suck you in.

Jennifer has that cute pseudo-innocence that makes me want to corrupt her. :fire:

kc rush

07-01-2005, 07:46 AM

Jolie is way too out there for me.

I'll go with Aniston.

KCFalcon59

07-01-2005, 07:46 AM

Jennifer has that cute pseudo-innocence that makes me want to corrupt her. :fire:

Exactly. But I voted for Jolie because she looks corrupted already. Less work.

Amnorix

07-01-2005, 07:47 AM

Exactly. But I voted for Jolie because she looks corrupted already. Less work.

But corrupting them is the best part!

:evil:

jspchief

07-01-2005, 07:54 AM

Just wanted to present a bit of my case.

She can be pretty skanky in a lot of her movie roles, but when she dolls it up, she is amazing.

Dr. Johnny Fever

07-01-2005, 07:58 AM

Just wanted to present a bit of my case.

She can be pretty skanky in a lot of her movie roles, but when she dolls it up, she is amazing.
Jen's still better though...

:p

Goapics1

07-01-2005, 07:59 AM

Jen's still better though...

:p
skank

Dr. Johnny Fever

07-01-2005, 08:00 AM

skank
ROFL

whatever... comparing someone to AJ and calling THEM the skank... that's irony...

:)

COchief

07-01-2005, 08:01 AM

For a week or less it's Jolie
For a week or more is Aniston

jspchief

07-01-2005, 08:01 AM

Jen's still better though...

:pWow. If you're going post pics of Aniston, you could do a lot better than that. It looks like she's trying out for the Tampa Hookers website.

Here's some more of God's gift to man:

Dr. Johnny Fever

07-01-2005, 08:01 AM

For a week or less it's Jolie
For a week or more is Aniston
so which one for exactly a week?

Jenny Gump

07-01-2005, 08:02 AM

Jolie....duh.

Dr. Johnny Fever

07-01-2005, 08:04 AM

Wow. If you're going post pics of Aniston, you could do a lot better than that. It looks like she's trying out for the Tampa Hookers website.

Here's some more of God's gift to man:
Dude... I don't disagree with you that AJ can be hot.... but to call her look in a particular pic a "hooker" look....then to post one of AJ on a bed in lingerie...with tatoos showing....is....well...... more irony.

At least this particular round of disagreement is giving us the chance to check out some babes.

:drool:

RedNFeisty

07-01-2005, 08:06 AM

But corrupting them is the best part!

:evil:

For you boys perhaps!

Jolie can go from the White House to the Penthouse and be just fine.

jspchief

07-01-2005, 08:06 AM

Here's some Aniston hotness:

Dr. Johnny Fever

07-01-2005, 08:09 AM

Some "less skanky" Aniston for those not into the first pic...

LAST ONE IS NSFW!

Edubs

07-01-2005, 08:09 AM

Joli is dirty....that's why me likey.........Joli is probably a freak in the sack........ohhhhhhh brb

07-01-2005, 08:10 AM

Dude... I don't disagree with you that AJ can be hot.... but to call her look in a particular pic a "hooker" look....then to post one of AJ on a bed in lingerie...with tatoos showing....is....well...... more irony.

At least this particular round of disagreement is giving us the chance to check out some babes.

:drool:

The point may be, or at least my observation, is any pic you put in here of Jolie will be the street corner variety, that's her. But to put in a similar themed pic of Jennifer Aniston and compare, it doesn't work. That's not Aniston's forte, don't look natural at all.

If this is a poll of who makes the better Ho, Jolie wins easily. :)

07-01-2005, 08:10 AM

Here's some Aniston hotness:

That's much better!

Dr. Johnny Fever

07-01-2005, 08:13 AM

If this is a poll of who makes the better Ho, Jolie wins easily. :)
Well I'll give you that...

and I think Jennifer looks just fine as a ho too fwiw...

:)

bkkcoh

07-01-2005, 08:13 AM

Jolie might actually do something that might hurt me, that wouldn't be good.

I like Jen's next door look, and I am sure that she could be a lot of fun also.

Goapics1

07-01-2005, 08:15 AM

ROFL

whatever... comparing someone to AJ and calling THEM the skank... that's irony...

:)
Oh c'mon beer me. You know if Jolie asked you to stick your pee pee in her, you would. :)

Dr. Johnny Fever

07-01-2005, 08:22 AM

Oh c'mon beer me. You know if Jolie asked you to stick your pee pee in her, you would. :)
well duh....

BigMeatballDave

07-01-2005, 08:25 AM

Well, you can't go wrong either way. I've been in love with Rachel since like the 9th grade..er..I've had a thing for Jennifer Aniston since Friends began in '94...

Phobia

07-01-2005, 08:26 AM

I'm a part of the tiny minority that think Angelina is ugly. Yea...she has nice lips... but that's it imo.

I completely disagree. I couldn't disagree more. Elephantitis of the lips is NOT attractive. But I like everything else on her. The lips alone put me off the woman. Ruins the entire package.

P.S. Body art isn't actually attractive either.

BigMeatballDave

07-01-2005, 08:27 AM

I like Jolie better overall. Aniston is retarded, and she plays the exact same character in every film/tv show she is casted in.Yes, because she's been in SO many different TV shows...

Dr. Johnny Fever

07-01-2005, 08:28 AM

I completely disagree. I couldn't disagree more. Elephantitis of the lips is NOT attractive. But I like everything else on her. The lips alone put me off the woman. Ruins the entire package.
Aw what do you know Phil.....

:D

alpha_omega

07-01-2005, 08:36 AM

I'm a part of the tiny minority that think Angelina is ugly. Yea...she has nice lips... but that's it imo.

I agree. Even her lips are ugly.

Aniston

Phobia

07-01-2005, 08:38 AM

Aw what do you know Phil.....

:D

I know sexy when the fabric of my pants is strained.

Dr. Johnny Fever

07-01-2005, 08:45 AM

I know sexy when the fabric of my pants is strained.
no thanks for the visual.

Gaz

07-01-2005, 08:47 AM

I know sexy when the fabric of my pants is strained.

So fat is sexy?

xoxo~
Gaz
Hotter than he thought.

mlyonsd

07-01-2005, 08:49 AM

I know sexy when the fabric of my pants is strained.

Sexy women make you want to crap?

Phobia

07-01-2005, 08:50 AM

no thanks for the visual.

Why is your mind on my unit? The next 2 posters clearly have zero homosexual tendencies. One has a fat guy complex and the other is into scat.

jspchief

07-01-2005, 08:52 AM

So fat is sexy?

xoxo~
Gaz
Hotter than he thought.
Insert Endelt joke here:____________________

Gaz

07-01-2005, 08:53 AM

...One has a fat guy complex...

SEXY guy complex, if you please.

xoxo~
Gaz
Re-thinking the whole diet and exercise thing.

Braincase

07-01-2005, 09:18 AM

Which one doesn't have a gag reflex?

Doesn't matter... after marriage, they all get gag reflex.

Ebolapox

07-01-2005, 09:23 AM

Here's some Aniston hotness:

am I the only one who sees, in that pic, brad pitt with a wig and makeup on?!?

THE FACIAL STRUCTURE IS EXACTLY THE F*CKING SAME!!!

-EB-

RedNFeisty

07-01-2005, 10:25 AM

Which one doesn't have a gag reflex?

Doesn't matter... after marriage, they all get gag reflex.

What is a gag reflex? Does it pertain to a DP!?!

Kerberos

07-01-2005, 10:30 AM

What is a gag reflex? Does it pertain to a DP!?!

:drool: We can only hope so.

:doh!:

:D

.

Iowanian

07-01-2005, 10:31 AM

If Slingblade Stretched her Uterus, I'm not interested.

I don't know about anyone else, but every gal I've ever kissed that had Mondo-Lips like Jolie, wasn't that fun........they were usually cold and cracked feeling. Not what I expected at all.

keg in kc

07-01-2005, 10:32 AM

Like I want Brad Pitt's sloppy seconds.

Where do I sign up?

SCTrojan

07-01-2005, 10:33 AM

Jolie is a skank.

You say that like it's a bad thing. :)

I'm a Jolie fan all the way. She looks like she'd destroy you in bed and I kinda like that.

RedNFeisty

07-01-2005, 10:37 AM

I think Jolie played to hard when she was younger, but now that is grown up, damn, I don't think I could put any female above her. I don't tend to think about her past, just the future fun I could have!

I see Jennifer as the head cheerleader that wouldn't have anything left. Yes, she is very cute, but cute isn't really my thing.

DaneMcCloud

07-01-2005, 10:41 AM

Angelina. That mouth. Hmmmm.

Dr. Johnny Fever

07-01-2005, 12:17 PM

Why is your mind on my unit? The next 2 posters clearly have zero homosexual tendencies. One has a fat guy complex and the other is into scat.
yea.... I was thinking about you shitting your pants.... I don't know what the hell you're thinking of....

:D

penchief

07-01-2005, 12:20 PM

Doesn't this belong on the, "who would you marry, who would you f**k" thread?

07-01-2005, 12:33 PM

You say that like it's a bad thing. :)
...

To some yes.

Braincase

07-01-2005, 12:39 PM

What is a gag reflex? Does it pertain to a DP!?!

Clint doesn't deserve you. And to answer your question, I guess that would lead to TP.

Kylo Ren

07-01-2005, 01:15 PM

It's neck and neck. They both have 50% with 47 votes each. Go figure.

whoman69

07-01-2005, 01:43 PM

Calcountry

07-01-2005, 01:51 PM

Goapics1

07-01-2005, 01:53 PM

jolie is makin' a comeback. good

Jenny Gump

07-01-2005, 01:54 PM

Come on people. Jolie is way sexier. Who wants cutsie when you can have sexy? Besides, Aniston's face is shaped like a Fendi bag.

Calcountry

07-01-2005, 01:57 PM

Come on people. Jolie is way sexier. Who wants cutsie when you can have sexy? Besides, Aniston's face is shaped like a Fendi bag.I couldn't agree with you more Jenny. :D

el borracho

07-01-2005, 02:33 PM

Jolie is better looking but the fact that she slept with Billy Bob Thornton grosses me out so I guess I would pick Aniston.

Katipan

07-01-2005, 02:39 PM

Jennifer has played peek a boo with Brad Pitt.
Jolie with Billy Bob.
Jennifer wore pretty dresses and classy jewelry.
Jolie wore blood and tattoos.
Jennifer doesn't want kids.
Jolie comes with a mail order one.

All comes down to whether you like good girls or bad girls. I'd want to drink with Jolie. I'd want to shop with Jennifer. I probably wouldn't divorce my husband if either of them broke into my house and raped him.

07-01-2005, 02:42 PM

RedNFeisty

07-01-2005, 02:45 PM

Clint doesn't deserve you. And to answer your question, I guess that would lead to TP.

Come to think of it, yes it would!

ROYC75

07-01-2005, 02:46 PM

Rausch

07-01-2005, 02:47 PM

Come on people. Jolie is way sexier. Who wants cutsie when you can have sexy? Besides, Aniston's face is shaped like a Fendi bag.

And Jolie reminds me of a the heroin addicted uber-schlutt she played in Gia.

Aniston strikes me as the kinda' chick that buys Vicky's Secret when she's feelin' dirty.

Jolie makes me think of the kind of chick who'd feel dirty and walk in the bedroom with a bullwhip, jumper cables, and a strap-on.

BigMeatballDave

07-01-2005, 02:48 PM

This question is like asking someone if they would like $1,000,000 or $1,000,001...

TEX

07-01-2005, 02:52 PM

I'd rather be with Jennifer Aniston any day. As someone else said Jolie did Billy Bob and that absolutely grosses me out so it's not even close in my book.

Now, if someone tells me that Aniston did Tatoo from Fantacy Island, it would be a toss up... :hmmm:

chagrin

07-01-2005, 02:53 PM

neither, unless I am playing F, marry, kill

Pants

07-01-2005, 02:54 PM

I really don't know. Jolie can be sexy as shit one moment and look like a crack whore the other. Aniston is always kind of hot. I really don't know. Can't vote, I want them both.

ROYC75

07-01-2005, 03:23 PM

This question is like asking someone if they would like $1,000,000 or $1,000,001...

Give me the million, the extra 1 puts you in another tax brackets...............................

memyselfI

07-01-2005, 03:46 PM

From a woman's perspective...

it seems to me that this is a choice between naughty and nice. Jolle is who you want to fugg and Aniston is who you want to marry.

From a sheer looks perspective, without knowing their personalities, Angelina Jolle wins hands down.

andoman

07-01-2005, 03:56 PM

OK... that's a hot scene... but the blonde is world's hotter than Jolie. And what the hell is that dorky little dance turn that she did about four times? Made her go from hot to dorky.

... still a nice scene though.

The blonde is Elizabeth Mitchell. Also from The Santa Claus II & III.

memyselfI

07-01-2005, 04:17 PM

This one is prettier than both of them...and a nice mix of naughty and nice.

http://www.supermodelguide.com/supermodels/images/uma1.jpg

Iowanian

07-01-2005, 04:19 PM

Crap.........Now even Dense is playing the "I swing both ways so dude's will dig me" card.

I think I just barfed in my mouth a little.

memyselfI

07-01-2005, 04:22 PM

Crap.........Now even Dense is playing the "I swing both ways so dude's will dig me" card.

I think I just barfed in my mouth a little.

Not quite. I post on these threads quite a bit. Unlike with dudes, chicks can enjoy another woman's beauty and not have it be a sexual thing.

Grow up.

Iowanian

07-01-2005, 04:23 PM

Eat a Turd, mustachio'd skank.

Don't try to tell me that if Gunther_fan here had said "I think Brad Pitt has the nicest baows, but I don't want to suck them".......he'd not get called a fag.

memyselfI

07-01-2005, 04:31 PM

Don't try to tell me that if Gunther_fan here had said "I think Brad Pitt has the nicest baows, but I don't want to suck them".......he'd not get called a fag.

That is my point, thank you.

Iowanian

07-01-2005, 04:36 PM

"Hey Jen, Think you've got the cutest pink tint on those meat curtains..in a platonic way" memydykeI.

Rausch

07-01-2005, 04:38 PM

Eat a Turd, mustachio'd skank.

ROFL

memyselfI

07-01-2005, 04:39 PM

"Hey Jen, Think you've got the cutest pink tint on those meat curtains..in a platonic way" memydykeI.

Actually, I don't think Jen is pretty. She's prettier than Brad but that ain't sayin much.

But hey, if thinking of me and Jen floats your boat, more powah to ya.

Donger

07-01-2005, 04:41 PM

Actually, I don't think Jen is pretty.

Pretty? Does she even have a face?

ExtremeChief

07-01-2005, 04:43 PM

I think Jolie's lips (on her mouth you freaks) make her unattractive. I never thought Kim Basinger was that good looking either. Jennifer is uber hot, IMO. Uma Thurman, on the other hand is flat nasty.

Here's my love...

memyselfI

07-01-2005, 04:44 PM

Pretty? Does she even have a face?

I wonder if she'd ever made it in Hollywood if it were not for her father. I think both she and Brad Pitt are rather ordinary looking folks...

My sister, OTOH, thinks Jen is gorgeous and Uma is ugly...go figure.

Rausch

07-01-2005, 04:46 PM

Uma Thurman, on the other hand is flat nasty.

Thank you...

Here's my love...

http://www.iballer.com/divas/beckinsale/images/b10_jpg.jpg

Donger

07-01-2005, 04:46 PM

I wonder if she'd ever made it in Hollywood if it were not for her father. I think both she and Brad Pitt are rather ordinary looking folks...

My sister, OTOH, thinks she's gorgeous and Uma is ugly...go figure.

I think they both seem very midwestern in their appearance.

Speaking of which, when the hell did everyone get so damn fat in KC?

As for Uma, I don't think she'll age particularly well. But, I'll never forget that scene in Dangerous Liasons. My god.

memyselfI

07-01-2005, 04:47 PM

memyselfI

07-01-2005, 04:49 PM

I think they both seem very midwestern in their appearance.

Speaking of which, when the hell did everyone get so damn fat in KC?

As for Uma, I don't think she'll age particularly well. But, I'll never forget that scene in Dangerous Liasons. My god.

Well, all three are in their mid to late 30's (?) so we'll see who ages the best.

And yes, people are quite fat in KC. Not much else to do here but eat, I guess. :hmmm:

ExtremeChief

07-01-2005, 04:55 PM

Nasty? I don't think a 'nasty' woman would be Lancome's face.

Ok... nasty in a "hollywood" sort of way. She would be hot if she was just a trailer park girl.

Donger

07-01-2005, 04:59 PM

And yes, people are quite fat in KC. Not much else to do here but eat, I guess. :hmmm:

My last trip to KC was really an eye opener. When my wife (then main squeeze) moved to KC, that was one of the first things she mentioned. At the time, I just laughed it off, but damn if she wasn't correct, comparatively speaking.

Sound Check

07-01-2005, 05:07 PM

Can't do Billy Bob's sloppy 2nds: Jen Aniston.

Duck Dog

07-01-2005, 05:10 PM

Jennifer is the bomb. I think Angelina is a hottie, but that whole kissing her brother thing and wearing Billy Bobs blood grosses me out.

Rausch

07-01-2005, 05:12 PM

Can't do Billy Bob's sloppy 2nds: Jen Aniston.

Watching Bill Bob stuff Halle Berry was the first time I've ever had a stiffy and puked at the same time...

Sound Check

07-01-2005, 05:14 PM

Watching Bill Bob stuff Halle Berry was the first time I've ever had a stiffy and puked at the same time...

As a fellow drunken German, I have to admit that I do it all the time. If done properly, it can be quite impressive.

Rausch

07-01-2005, 05:15 PM

As a fellow drunken German, I have to admit that I do it all the time. If done properly, it can be quite impressive.

Sound Check

07-01-2005, 05:18 PM

Yeah, it's a little disturbing. The gals at AA love it though.

Rain Man

07-01-2005, 05:27 PM

Neither one of them would rank in my top 100. I would probably pick Jolie even though she's less attractive, because I think she would be quite likely to bring another woman home for a threesome.

penchief

07-01-2005, 05:28 PM

Come on people. Jolie is way sexier. Who wants cutsie when you can have sexy? Besides, Aniston's face is shaped like a Fendi bag.

Oh.......I don't know. I want somebody for more than just thier body. I'd like to put it Jolie but Jennifer has that down-to-earth feel that just makes a man feel at home. Plus, I'll take eyes over lips anyday.

Sure, if I wanted a one night stand I'd take Jolie but if I wanted companionship, I'd rather have Jennifer.

Calcountry

07-01-2005, 05:32 PM

Oh.......I don't know. I want somebody for more than just thier body. I'd like to put it Jolie but Jennifer has that down-to-earth feel that just makes a man feel at home. Plus, I'll take eyes over lips anyday.

Sure, if I wanted a one night stand I'd take Jolie but if I wanted companionship, I'd rather have Jennifer.I don't know, there is somthing about Jolie's winsome smile and luscious lips that "just makes a man feel at home. "

Calcountry

07-01-2005, 05:33 PM

Neither one of them would rank in my top 100. I would probably pick Jolie even though she's less attractive, because I think she would be quite likely to bring another woman home for a threesome.Lets see, are there any women here that thinks Jolie is sexy?

:shrug:

Frazod

07-01-2005, 05:47 PM

papasmurf

07-01-2005, 08:23 PM

close..........

BigMeatballDave

07-01-2005, 08:30 PM

Neither one of them would rank in my top 100. I would probably pick Jolie even though she's less attractive, because I think she would be quite likely to bring another woman home for a threesome.Not in your top 100? Damn, you are a picky bastard...

mlyonsd

07-01-2005, 08:32 PM

Neither one of them would rank in my top 100. I would probably pick Jolie even though she's less attractive, because I think she would be quite likely to bring another woman home for a threesome.

I never realized you fell on that side of the fence.

BigMeatballDave

07-01-2005, 08:51 PM

Just trying to pimp my girl for more votes...http://www.allstarz.org/aniston/007.jpg

BigMeatballDave

07-01-2005, 08:53 PM

http://www.allstarz.org/aniston/025.jpg

BigMeatballDave

07-01-2005, 08:57 PM

Must've been chilly...http://www.allstarz.org/aniston/33.jpg

yeti

07-01-2005, 09:24 PM

Those nipples could cut glass.

tommykat

07-01-2005, 09:57 PM

Must've been chilly...http://www.allstarz.org/aniston/33.jpg

For someone under 100 pounds I'd say nice boob job......can't stand the other chick, but then not sure I like Jennifer that much anymore. IMO she was the screw up.

Stryker

07-01-2005, 10:00 PM

Without a doubt...Angelina Jolie! She is UBER SEXY :drool:

tommykat

07-01-2005, 10:04 PM

Without a doubt...Angelina Jolie! She is UBER SEXY :drool:

At least she has some meat on her bones.......beyond that? Pretty, sexy, whatever.......just what most boys want. By the way..........wonder when the vial of blood will be around here neck? :rolleyes:

Jenny Gump

07-01-2005, 10:06 PM

Without a doubt...Angelina Jolie! She is UBER SEXY :drool:

Thanks. Finally, a smart man.

Jenny Gump

07-01-2005, 10:10 PM

http://www.comicbookhotties.com/images/angelina-jolie/lara-croft-angelina-jolie.jpg

:drool:

Jenny Gump

07-01-2005, 10:12 PM

http://images-jp.amazon.com/images/P/1843373203.09.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

That face is sweet AND sexy.

Jenny Gump

07-01-2005, 10:15 PM

AAGHGHAAGGA
http://www.moviehelpweb.com/images/people/jolie.jpg

Fire Me Boy!

07-01-2005, 10:20 PM

Can't do Billy Bob's sloppy 2nds: Jen Aniston.
Because Brad Pitt sloppy 2nds are better? :shrug:

Abba-Dabba

07-01-2005, 10:40 PM

Umm...

jspchief

07-01-2005, 10:51 PM

She's a man, baby.

shaneo69

07-01-2005, 10:57 PM

She's a man, baby.

No, it's just where she keeps her cigarettes.

Tribal Warfare

07-02-2005, 01:40 AM

Angelina hands down :whackit:

:D

teedubya

07-02-2005, 01:42 AM

this is one of the closest polls I have ever seen on CP.

Brando

07-02-2005, 01:47 AM

Jolie is Nuckin' Futs man. Nice rebound lay though Brad! I don't usually look at People or any other of those shitty rags but I noticed Aniston on the cover with Vince Vaughn tonight at QT. Hit it Double Down!

PHOG

07-02-2005, 08:14 AM

She's a man, baby.

:hmmm:

:clap:

BigMeatballDave

07-02-2005, 08:39 AM

Umm...
ROFL That appears to be a seam bulging. The smoking bothers me a bit...

BigMeatballDave

07-02-2005, 08:42 AM

Jolie has a better body. Aniston has a prettier face...

Imon Yourside

07-02-2005, 10:03 AM

Jolie in a landslide, even though she disappointed as lara croft, methinks aniston is fugly.

PHOG

07-02-2005, 10:09 AM

Jennalina Joliston

MMMmmm

andoman

07-02-2005, 10:56 AM

Jolie has a better body. Aniston has a prettier face...

I prefer Aniston's body type. Jolie is too lanky. I think Jolie probably has the prettier face. To each his own they say.

Zebedee DuBois

07-02-2005, 11:12 AM

The only way I could decide between the two, would be to spend a few weeks between the two.

Mr. Laz

07-02-2005, 11:52 AM

jolie for sex ... aniston for relationship

jolie is one of sexiest,hottest women in the world ... but also a little mental.

kcxiv

07-02-2005, 01:10 PM

jolie for sex ... aniston for relationship

jolie is one of sexiest,hottest women in the world ... but also a little mental.
Everyone is a lil mental. lol I havent met anyone yet in my 28 years that isnt a lil bit out there.

Brando

07-02-2005, 01:18 PM

Everyone is a lil mental. lol I havent met anyone yet in my 28 years that isnt a lil bit out there.

We all know chicks are a little mental. When we actually point out that a chick is a little mental we're actually saying she's totally nuts.
It's kind of like the Bell Curve..maybe..

Rain Man

07-02-2005, 01:24 PM

I never realized you fell on that side of the fence.

I thought we were all on that side of the fence.

Red Dawg

07-02-2005, 02:45 PM

Aniston! Jolie is a skank.

Exactly! Jenny is beautiful and not a skank. Jolie will be dump'in on Brad soon.

onescrewleftuntwisted

07-02-2005, 03:57 PM

:homer: :homer: suck suck suck

they both are nasty

but if forced 2 choice i would say

:banghead: jenhttp://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/images/attach/jpg.gif

go bo

07-02-2005, 04:19 PM

i like little girls, er... i mean i like small women...

it's gotta be jen for me...

arrowhead20

07-03-2005, 08:11 PM

Pants

07-03-2005, 08:13 PM

Fellas, theyre both hot but Brad Pitt dumped her because she didnt want kids and brad's gettin up there in age and wants to start a family,
and for the record Jolie kissed her dad john voit, not her brother

No, she kissed her brother at some awards ceremony. It was gross, but it doesn't make Jolie any less hotter.