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Merril Hoge
07-01-2005, 09:36 AM
Derrick Johnson can't tackle.

jspchief
07-01-2005, 09:37 AM
We've missed you Merril.

CosmicPal
07-01-2005, 09:40 AM
We've missed you Merril.

Speak for yourself.

Merril Hoge
07-01-2005, 09:40 AM
Derrick's poor skillset is already showing itself in Chiefs OTAs. Look at this horrible angle of pursuit on Dante Hall:

KCTitus
07-01-2005, 09:42 AM
Derrick's poor skillset is already showing itself in Chiefs OTAs. Look at this horrible angle of pursuit on Dante Hall:

If we could back the truck up just a smidge...I dont believe tackling was done in the OTA's

Braincase
07-01-2005, 09:42 AM
Derrick's poor skillset is already showing itself in Chiefs OTAs. Look at this horrible angle of pursuit on Dante Hall:

Everybody looks like that chasing Dante... just check the Bronco archive.

Brock
07-01-2005, 09:45 AM
Have you found your car keys yet?

KCChiefsMan
07-01-2005, 09:46 AM
I bet he can tackle Maurice Clarrett

Coach
07-01-2005, 09:47 AM
This just in.

Merril Hoge is an class A asshole.

Merril Hoge
07-01-2005, 09:48 AM
This just in.

Merril Hodge is an class A asshole.

Yeah, but I'm a Grade A ESPN Studio NFL Analyst. **** that Hodge guy, though.

the Talking Can
07-01-2005, 09:49 AM
Derrick Johnson can't tackle.

you finally recovered from your hair plug surgery, good to see you back...

Rukdafaidas
07-01-2005, 09:51 AM
Everybody looks like that chasing Dante... just check the Bronco archive.
I see that your opinions are worth less than your autograph. (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=73406&item=5213471632&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW)

How does it feel to lead the league in concussions anyways?

Please don't respond, you might sprain your brain cell.

Coach
07-01-2005, 10:12 AM
Yeah, but I'm a Grade A ESPN Studio NFL Analyst. **** that Hodge guy, though.

More like Grade A ESPN Asshole.

Yes, it must really suck being considered one of the best NFL Analyst.

Not to mention that Derrick Johnson being drafted with the #15 overall pick in the 2005 NFL draft and signing a multi-million dollar NFL contract.

I am sure that the heaviest thing weighing on his mind is how he is going to compete with DJ Williams... :rolleyes:

I am guessing you graduated at the top of your class at the University of Duh.

chagrin
07-01-2005, 10:14 AM
I see that your opinions are worth less than your autograph. (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=73406&item=5213471632&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW)

How does it feel to lead the league in concussions anyways?

Please don't respond, you might sprain your brain cell.


Nice!! :clap:

alpha_omega
07-01-2005, 10:23 AM
I see that your opinions are worth less than your autograph. (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=73406&item=5213471632&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW)



Classic...i wouldn't even pay .25 for either.

Rain Man
07-01-2005, 10:33 AM
I bet he can tackle Maurice Clarrett


Slo Mo would be good at evading a T-Rex, though, since they can't see you unless you're moving.

teedubya
07-01-2005, 10:35 AM
:hmmm: only GoChiefs consistently uses Getty Images...

Brock
07-01-2005, 10:48 AM
http://medicalimages.allrefer.com/large/concussion.jpg

keg in kc
07-01-2005, 11:05 AM
Hey, I can't tackle either. Why didn't I get drafted? I wonder if I can talk Lamar into giving me the same contract.

Merril Hoge
07-01-2005, 11:05 AM
Hey, I can't tackle either. Why didn't I get drafted? I wonder if I can talk Lamar into giving me the same contract.

Derrick Johnson has great social skills.

keg in kc
07-01-2005, 11:06 AM
Derrick Johnson has great social skills.So do I.

I'm Dr. Phil in real life. Iowanian isn't the only one pulling the wool over you morons.

HolmeZz
07-01-2005, 11:14 AM
:hmmm: only GoChiefs consistently uses Getty Images...

DUN DUN DUN

Ron Jaworski
07-01-2005, 11:35 AM
Merril,

Get back here and finish shining my shoes.