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jAZ
07-05-2005, 10:00 PM
I can't imagine Christopher Walken was ever a child. He had to have been born as a 40+ year old badass.
Mr. Kotter
07-05-2005, 10:02 PM
Hillary Clinton.

No way she was ever a little girl; unless she was a Nellie Olsen type little girl. ;)

That or she had a sex change at age 5.
Mr. Flopnuts
07-05-2005, 10:37 PM
Skip Towne
Phobia
07-05-2005, 10:42 PM
I know most people are expecting me to type the name of some cheap blonde model or playboy bunny. That would normally be a pretty good bet. But not tonight.

I can't see Jay Leno as a kid. I mean, they didn't even have room in his locker for that entire chin back in the day. Did he wear a backpack backwards to support the thing? He couldn't have dragged it around with him. No, he was hatched as an adult. No question about that.
jspchief
07-05-2005, 10:44 PM
I have a hard time imagining Martha Stewart as anything other than a snobby old bitch.
Slayer Diablo
07-05-2005, 10:49 PM
Skip Towne

THIEF!

Damn, I guess I'll just have to throw a name out there now.... Dick Clark.
Slayer Diablo
07-05-2005, 10:52 PM
Cheap shot, Phobia.
Dunit35
07-05-2005, 10:56 PM
Howard Stern, Sean Connery
KCJake
07-05-2005, 11:02 PM
That O.J really did it
Rain Man
07-05-2005, 11:03 PM
Colin Powell, Henry Kissinger, and Osama bin Laden.
Pants
07-05-2005, 11:42 PM
Has anybody ever thought about what their parents were like as kids? That always gave me trouble.
jAZ
07-05-2005, 11:46 PM
I can't imagine Christopher Walken was ever a child. He had to have been born as a 40+ year old badass.
Nevermind.

http://jamesbond007.net/advers/Walken.jpg

(2nd link in a Google image search)
T-post Tom
07-06-2005, 12:14 AM
Hillary Clinton.

No way she was ever a little girl; unless she was a Nellie Olsen type little girl. ;)

That or she had a sex change at age 5.
Reaper16
07-06-2005, 12:23 AM
I know most people are expecting me to type the name of some cheap blonde model or playboy bunny. That would normally be a pretty good bet. But not tonight.

I can't see Jay Leno as a kid. I mean, they didn't even have room in his locker for that entire chin back in the day. Did he wear a backpack backwards to support the thing? He couldn't have dragged it around with him. No, he was hatched as an adult. No question about that.

Word is, doctors invented the C-section for the specific purpose of getting that huge chin out of the womb.
bkkcoh
07-06-2005, 06:17 AM
I imagine Hillary like that little girl on Little House on the Prarie [gonna get some flack on this one]


I couldn't imagine Stephen King as acting like a little kid either, I am sure he was a scary adult in a little kid's body. What was King's parents like? :hmmm:
Rausch
07-06-2005, 06:28 AM
Chiefsplanet has learned me 2 things today:

A) Christopher Walken was born eeeee-viiiiiiil and dreamed of drowning Natalie Wood at the tender age of 7...

B) Hillary was always a bitch...
JimNasium
07-06-2005, 06:47 AM
Gene Hackman
Sparhawk
07-06-2005, 07:16 AM
Phyllis Diller
Phobia
07-06-2005, 07:24 AM
Cheap shot, Phobia.

What? Are you talking about because I give your brother shit about his Leno chin? This joke was about Leno, not Kevin.
Dr. Johnny Fever
07-06-2005, 07:28 AM
Woody Allen
Bob Dole
07-06-2005, 07:58 AM
http://jamesbond007.net/advers/Walken.jpghttp://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=44270&stc=1

Anyone else think they look like the same person?
Saulbadguy
07-06-2005, 08:03 AM
Darth Vader
ChiTown
07-06-2005, 08:09 AM
Gaz

There's no way they make pocket protectors that small...........
way2kalm
07-06-2005, 09:00 AM
Samual L. Jackson
gblowfish
07-06-2005, 09:23 AM
Dick Cheney.

I think he was hatched.
chagrin
07-06-2005, 10:12 AM
What? Are you talking about because I give your brother shit about his Leno chin? This joke was about Leno, not Kevin.


You know, Leno used to work in a hospital giving Chin Enima's
|Zach|
07-06-2005, 10:15 AM
Rip Torn.
chiefs4me
07-06-2005, 10:16 AM
My husband
HarryParatestes
07-06-2005, 11:15 AM
Using Austin Powers voice: " It's a MAN Baby! "
Braincase
07-06-2005, 11:22 AM
Leonard Nimoy
Rain Man
07-06-2005, 11:28 AM
What? Are you talking about because I give your brother shit about his Leno chin? This joke was about Leno, not Kevin.

Hey, are you talking about me? Or is this about Big Chin Kevin?
Edubs
07-06-2005, 11:30 AM
Carl Peterson.........probably would try to bargin with the other kids at the lemonade stand.

Price = 25cents

Carl = "I'll give ya 3 !"
way2kalm
07-06-2005, 02:43 PM
Carl Peterson.........probably would try to bargin with the other kids at the lemonade stand.

Price = 25cents

Carl = "I'll give ya 3 !"

ROFL

That's just too funny!
Pants
07-06-2005, 04:58 PM
Carl Peterson.........probably would try to bargin with the other kids at the lemonade stand.

Price = 25cents

Carl = "I'll give ya 3 !"

Hahahahahaha.
chefsos
07-06-2005, 05:28 PM
Gunther.
luv
07-06-2005, 05:38 PM
When I first saw a picture of my mom when she was a girl, I knew it was her. I ran across a picture one time of a young guy in an army uniform. I asked my mom who it was, and she said it was my dad. I remember thinking, "Man, he was cute. I wonder what happened?" :p

I think, though, that the hardest person for me to imagine ever being a kid would have to be my 7th grade English teacher, Mrs. King. She was scary...and gave me the first F on a paper that I had ever gotten. :cuss: