What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Juan on Juan.

[Electric]

Juan on Juan.

Did you hear about the Mexican firefighter that had twins?

They named the first Jose.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Did you hear about the Mexican firefighter that had twins?

They named the first Jose.
I don't think that's even a joke.

[ChiTown]

Taco calling for a mod to ban the racist in 3, 2, 1.......

[Stinger]

I don't think that's even a joke. That how I felt about the first one in this thread. :spock:

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

That how I felt about the first one in this thread. :spock:
You're welcome.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Taco calling for a mod to ban the racist in 3, 2, 1.......
Then pretend it's two white guys named Juan. The joke just isn't the same though.

[HC_Chief]

Jesus and Jose?

[ChiTown]

Then pretend it's two white guys named Juan. The joke just isn't the same though.

It's an old joke, before you were a registered member on here. Sorry.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

It's an old joke, before you were a registered member on here. Sorry.
I figured something like that.

[HemiEd]

this is one of the few jokes I can remember, probably because it is so short.

[KCChiefsMan]

I named my penis Jesus (mexican prononciation)

ROFL

[HC_Chief]

I named my penis Jesus (mexican prononciation)

ROFL

TMI dude.

[Electric]

I don't think that's even a joke.

I was waiting for someone to finish it, but alas it's not been that far around.

He named the first Jose.

He named the second one HOSE B.

It might not be funny, but it is catchy if you've ever been a member of a fire department.

[Scaga]

Jumping beans???? :spock:

[oldandslow]

This thread is a classic, no doubt.

just brilliant

Perhaps, if we are lucky, we can get joke threads concerning all ethnic groups.

Just not about white guys, cause, as has been proven by this thread, white guys ain't funny.

[Braincase]

Gang remember...

It's OK to make racist jokes if you're a Mexican cartoonist, Stand-up comic of African descent, or a Japanese businessman.

But if you're caucasian, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and the rest of the Rainbow Coalition will set up a protest in your front yard until you donate a quarter-million dollars to their organizations.

[ChiTown]

Perhaps, if we are lucky, we can get joke threads concerning all ethnic groups.



Been there, done that.

We had a thread about 2 years ago that was about as racially & ethnically insensitive as it gets - ALL Races/Ethnicity/Handicaps, etc. The jokes were flying left and right, and then someone's knob get bent outta shape and the thread was dismantled.

I've no problem with those sorts of jokes, because they're just fn jokes. But, some nitwits want to make a political statement out of everything. Such is the case with many a thread here at the Planet....

[HolmeZz]

Mexicans can take a penis, but they can't take a joke?

...or was that gays. :hmmm:

[Valiant]

x

[ChiTown]

x

ROFL

That's awesome!

[HolmeZz]

I think Juan on Juan was just the name of a great gay porno beer me happened to catch the other day.

[ChiTown]

When the first grade class came in from recess, The teacher asked, "Alice Smith, what did you do at recess?"

Alice said, "I played in the sand box."

The teacher said, "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie."

Alice did, and got a cookie.

The teacher asked Billy what he did at recess. Billy Johnson said, "I played with Alice in sand box."

The teacher said, "Good. If you write 'box' correctly on the blackboard, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie."

Billy did, and got a cookie, too.

The teacher then asked Little Tyrone Kabali what he did at recess. Tyrone said, "I tried to play with Alice and Billy, but they threw rocks at me."

The teacher said, "They threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination! If you can go the blackboard and write 'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie."

[ChiTown]

What do you call a Chinese 69?
Two Can Chew!

[ChiTown]

How do you get an Arab woman pregnant?
Cum all over her feet and let the flies do the rest!

[Rain Man]

What do you call two African guys playing basketball?










Olajuwan on one.

[Simplex3]

It's an old joke, before you were a registered member on here. Sorry.
Rep!

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

How do you get an Arab woman pregnant?
Cum all over her feet and let the flies do the rest!
holy crap















ROFL

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

This thread is a classic, no doubt.

just brilliant

Perhaps, if we are lucky, we can get joke threads concerning all ethnic groups.

Just not about white guys, cause, as has been proven by this thread, white guys ain't funny.
oh cripe lighten up

[PostalChief]

Did you hear about the blond college co-ed who slept with one of her Mexican classmates?

Her professor told her she had to do an essay.

[Rausch]

This thread is a classic, no doubt.

just brilliant

Perhaps, if we are lucky, we can get joke threads concerning all ethnic groups.

Just not about white guys, cause, as has been proven by this thread, white guys ain't funny.


Well then, make yourself useful and ask him to dance...

[Rain Man]

What do you call two Korean bankers playing basketball?






Won on won.

[Rain Man]

What do you call two topless women playing basketball?






Two on two.

[Phobia]

I named my penis Jesus (mexican prononciation)

ROFL

Because it takes him 3 days to rise?

[|Zach|]

Because it takes him 3 days to rise?
Niiice.

[carlos3652]

Because it takes him 3 days to rise?


ROFL

[Electric]

Because it takes him 3 days to rise?

At one point in your life that might not be so funny, but for now...

[Bowser]

Because it takes him 3 days to rise?

You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Phobia again.

(Dammit, Saul! :cuss: )

[runnercyclist]

Where do Mexicans pay their phone bill?

Taco Bell!

[ChiTown]

Where do Mexicans pay their phone bill?

Taco Bell!


ROFL . Nice!