Write an anonymous note to a planeteer

[Hammock Parties]

Hey, dude, thanks again. Anything else I can do for you?

[Bowser]

The fact that you maintain that stance is utterly pathetic.

[|Zach|]

It does not matter which sock goes on which foot but it does matter which shoe goes on which foot because they have a left and right designation.

[chop]

********,

Walk down darkside not, consume you it will.

[Mr. Laz]

Hey, dude, thanks again. Anything else I can do for you?
passing out sexual favors to chiefsplanet, goatcheese.



so tell us who the recipient was .... inquiring minds what to know. (and laugh)

[Rain Man]

Is this where we can write notes to anonymous Chiefsplanet members? If so,


Note to XXXXX:

I find you to be a pretentious know it all. I skip your posts, and roll my eyes whenever I happen to accidentally read a few words of them. I'm guessing that you have bad breath. Go away.

Signed,

Rain Man


Wow, this is a great idea. We can really vent on here without fear of retribution.

[Braincase]

Dear ******,

Damn.

You're funnier than Rain Man.

Really.

BC

[Rain Man]

Dear XXXX,

I can't respond publicly, but I agree with your take on braincase. I think he is, too.

Rain Man

[Calcountry]

Dear, XXXXXXX, The Rangers are getting PWNED!

[Zebedee DuBois]

Dear **********,

The fact that you are a sanctimonious know-it-all is what makes you fit in around here. Welcome to the club.

Bud Tugly

[Logical]

Dear XXXX

Yes you really are a commatard and lack the common sense it takes to come out of the rain. You ungrateful *****.

Vlad

[chiefs4me]

Dear xxxxx

Kiss My ass....

[Logical]

Dear XXXX

Too, big, too hairy and too many zits to kiss it.

Vlad

[Bob Dole]

Dear _blank_,

Bob Dole meant everything he said.

[chiefs4me]

Dear xxxxx

I'll think about it....

[chiefs4me]

Dear xxxx..


Thank you for bringing Hockey back......

[Hammock Parties]

Dear xxx

Get the **** off my thread.

[Logical]

Dear XXXX,

It was the least I could do for my fellow posters, hopefully your miserable existence will now be thrust on some poor dumb hockey fans, on another BB.

Vlad

[Logical]

Dear xxx

Get the **** off my thread.ROFL

[chiefs4me]

Dear xxxx....

Don't be mad because someone didn't accept your help, in the future you might want to run it by them, before you run with it....

[Logical]

Dear XXXX

Not accepting is not the same thing as stomping on a person's intentions and treating them like shit.

Vlad



Now let's both quit f*cking up gochiefs thread. Though technically we both are playing by his rules.

[Hammock Parties]

If I was a mod, I'd change her name to vlad4me.

[chiefs4me]

Dear xxx...

Seems to me, someone had their opinion already formed, I think it was a very unkind thing to do...don't worry, I am done, gc can have his thread...

[chiefs4me]

If I was a mod, I'd change her name to vlad4me.



Dear xxxxx

that would not bother me in the least...I happen to have no hard feelings against that name or person who wears it..

[4th and Long]

Dear _____________ ,

Love the thong. The matching bra was a nice touch too. Send more pictures soon.

[Jenson71]

Dear chiefs4me,
Run across a busy highway
Jenson


Damn I suck at this game

[4th and Long]

Dear ___________ ,

Have you nothing better to do than take stabs at other posters?

[Rain Man]

Despite the fact that these are anonymous, I can guess the people on a few of them.

[KChiefsQT]

Dear XXXXXXXXX,
You: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :mad: :deevee: :deevee:
Me: ROFL :p :p

Dear XXXXXXXX,
I love this thread.

[chiefs4me]

Dear XXXXXXXXX

Me: :deevee: :deevee: :deevee:

Dear XXXXXXXX,
I love this thread.


ROFL........aw the little girl is feeling left out and seeks attention...hence my avatar in her sig, hoping to gain the attention of other assholes....ROFL

go play with your barbie dolls little one....grownups are playing here...ROFL


such a cry for attention......:rolleyes:

[4th and Long]

ROFL........aw the little girl is feeling left out and seeks attention...hence my avatar in her sig, hoping to gain the attention of other assholes....ROFL

go play with your barbie dolls little one....growups are playing here...ROFL


such a cry for attention......:rolleyes:
Jesus H Christ, was that really f*cking necessary?

[Rain Man]

Dear XXXX,

If you're playing with Barbie dolls, would you have them pretend to be "Lesbian Porn Barbie" and post pictures?

Thanks,

Rain Man

[4th and Long]

Dear XXXX,

If you're playing with Barbie dolls, would you have them pretend to be "Lesbian Porn Barbie" and post pictures?

Thanks,

Rain Man
ABSOLUTELY NOT!

http://emphasisadded.com/Images/barbi.jpg

Aaaawww crap ... I just gave myself away ... Damnit to hell ...

[Delano]

go play with your barbie dolls little one....grownups are playing here...ROFL

Dear *****
Is that what you say to your kids when they walk in on your trailer park orgies?
Delano

[Logical]

Jesus H Christ, was that really f*cking necessary?

Dear ____

Exactly

[chiefs4me]

Jesus H Christ, was that really f*cking necessary?



Dear xxxxxx


yes it was...I am tired of the little bitch following me around...:harumph: Like a freaking fly that you think you have killed and then it pops back up.

[KChiefsQT]

Dear XXX,
Never grew up with barbie dolls. More of the action hero knock your head off type of kid. Wait... I take that back, I used to run over my sisters barbie dolls with my tonka trucks. Yee hawww!

[chiefs4me]

Dear *****
Is that what you say to your kids when they walk in on your trailer park orgies?
Delano



Do they still have trailer parks..and please keep your dreams to yourself...

[4th and Long]

Dear xxxxxx


yes it was...I am tired of the little bitch following me around...:harumph: Like a freaking fly that you think you have killed and then it pops back up.
Dear _____ ,

This is an internet message baord. People are allowed to come and go on various threads as they please. Welcome to the world wide web. Have a nice stay.

[Rain Man]

Dear XXX,

When Barbie dolls get run over by Tonka trucks, do they end up in hospitals getting sponge baths from other Barbies in sexy nurse uniforms?

Thanks,

Rain Man

[Zebedee DuBois]

Dear ******,
You are a poopy head!
Signed ________

Dear _________,
No I'm not. You are!
Signed *******

Dear *******,
Oh yeah? You are a double poopy head, and your mom never wanted you.
Signed ________

Dear ________,
I am rubber. You are glue. Your stupid words bounce off me and stick on your gluey gross exterior.
Signed ******

Dear ******,
That was uncalled for. You are such a baby. And you started it.
Signed _______

Dear _______
Nuh uh. You started it in a parallel universe, and this is karma running over your dogma.
Signed *******


(ad infinitum. Rinse. Repeat.)

[Hammock Parties]

Jesus H Christ, was that really f*cking necessary?

Dear xxx xxx xxxx

Please refrain from taking the name of their lord and savior in vain. XXXXXX doesn't like it.

[Rain Man]

Dear XXX,

I'd like to propose a deal with you. I kill your enemy and you kill mine, and we each have an airtight alibi. Don't deny that you want to do this; you've got a cut-throat personality, and so do I. Let's get this over with and then move on.

Sincerely,

Rain Man

[Skip Towne]

I love watching Flo make new friends.

[Katipan]

Dear xxxxxxxx,

please stop using "xxx"
you're giving me a complex.

Love,
xxx

[KChiefsQT]

Dear XXX,

When Barbie dolls get run over by Tonka trucks, do they end up in hospitals getting sponge baths from other Barbies in sexy nurse uniforms?

Thanks,

Rain Man

No.... they get buried.

[brorth]

Dear XXXX,

I've noticed that since I have decided not to post in threads that XXXXX4XX is wrecking, that I haven't posted in a week. Is there some kind of spray repellant that I can use?

[Skip Towne]

No.... they get buried.
Why are you being so mean to Flo? :p

[Logical]

Dear ******,
You are a poopy head!
Signed ________

Dear _________,
No I'm not. You are!
Signed *******

Dear *******,
Oh yeah? You are a double poopy head, and your mom never wanted you.
Signed ________

Dear ________,
I am rubber. You are glue. Your stupid words bounce off me and stick on your gluey gross exterior.
Signed ******

Dear ******,
That was uncalled for. You are such a baby. And you started it.
Signed _______

Dear _______
Nuh uh. You started it in a parallel universe, and this is karma running over your dogma.
Signed *******


(ad infinitum. Rinse. Repeat.):( for some reason this hurts, signed ****

[KChiefsQT]

Dear Xxxxxx,

Raid, I was thinking about trying it... But, it clearly states on the bottle, "It is a violation of the Federal Law to use this product in a manner inconsisitent with its labeling." I think she could pass as an earwig, a flea...hell maybe even a roach.

[Rain Man]

No.... they get buried.

So not being able to move their elbows and knees is just a sign of rigor mortis? That explains a lot.

On another topic, I'm not sure, but I think when I was a kid my sister had the Barbie Dream Coffin.

[Pants]

Is this where we can write notes to anonymous Chiefsplanet members? If so,


Note to XXXXX:

I find you to be a pretentious know it all. I skip your posts, and roll my eyes whenever I happen to accidentally read a few words of them. I'm guessing that you have bad breath. Go away.

Signed,

Rain Man


Wow, this is a great idea. We can really vent on here without fear of retribution.
:(

[Rain Man]

:(


No, no, no. The other XXXXXXXX.

[Hammock Parties]

Dear xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I think I have unwittingly opened Pandora's Box.

[brorth]

Dear XXXX,

I think I found it!
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Raid® Double Penetration Control Small Roach Baits Plus Egg Stoppers™ work well at controlling:

· American Roaches
· Brown-Banded Roaches
· German Roaches
· Oriental Roaches
· Carpet Beetles
· Saw-Tooth Grain Beetles
· Centipedes

· Earwigs
· Millipedes
· Pillbugs
· Rice Weevils
· Silverfishes
· Sowbugs
· Spiders

[DJay23]

Dear__________,

Tell your sister I'll pay her for the handjob next Friday.

[chiefs4me]

Dear _____ ,

This is an internet message baord. People are allowed to come and go on various threads as they please. Welcome to the world wide web. Have a nice stay.




dear xxxxxx


Just for you I will learn to deal with my groupie...ROFL

[go bo]

Dear xxx xxx xxxx

Please refrain from taking the name of their lord and savior in vain. XXXXXX doesn't like it.dear yyyy:

it's not that i don't like it, it's just that i think it's unnecessarily insensitive to use f*ckl language coming out of the mouth of jjj..

plus, it sucks...


xxx xxx xxxx

[mlyonsd]

Dear XXXXX,

Don't be as stupid as I was and read through this entire thread.

[Hammock Parties]

Dear XXX

YES! YES! YES! OH BABY!

[Pants]

Dear chiefs4me,
Run across a busy highway
Jenson


Damn I suck at this game

Hahahaha.

[go bo]

Dear xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I think I have unwittingly opened Pandora's Box.box?

box?

did someone say box?






have you been talking with big daddy again?

[KChiefsQT]

Dear EVERYONE,
Is it just me, or do these bad reps from XXXXXXX just keep getting funnier and funnier. I can see the red getting deeper in XXXXXXX's face each time another red box pops up in my rep. folder:

:harumph: *Should Chiefs4me be ban... 07-13-2005 04:37 PM chiefs4me you don't know anything about me

:shake: *Should Chiefs4me be ban... 07-14-2005 04:41 PM chiefs4me is that all you have.....lol

:mad: *Write an anonymous note... 07-16-2005 02:14 PM chiefs4me ****ing with the wrong person little girl

:cuss: *The Official Chiefs Pla... 07-16-2005 03:10 PM chiefs4me bitch

Okay, my job there is done. :p

[chiefs4me]

Dear EVERYONE,
Is it just me, or do these bad reps from XXXXXXX just keep getting funnier and funnier. I can see the red getting deeper in XXXXXXX's face each time another red box pops up in my rep. folder:

:harumph: *Should Chiefs4me be ban... 07-13-2005 04:37 PM chiefs4me you don't know anything about me

:shake: *Should Chiefs4me be ban... 07-14-2005 04:41 PM chiefs4me is that all you have.....lol

:mad: *Write an anonymous note... 07-16-2005 02:14 PM chiefs4me ****ing with the wrong person little girl

:cuss: *The Official Chiefs Pla... 07-16-2005 03:10 PM chiefs4me bitch

Okay, my job there is done. :p




Glad you like them...I have found my calling...ROFL

[Pants]

Glad you like them...I have found my calling...ROFL

Do you really laugh that much?

[Hammock Parties]

Glad you like them...I have found my calling...ROFL

I don't think there's much of a demand for obnoxious, self-righteous negative reps. But on the positive side, you may have found an untapped market niche.

[Pants]

I don't think there's much of a demand for obnoxious, self-righteous negative reps. But on the positive side, you may have found an untapped market niche.

You realize that "untapped market niche" is like Chinese to c4me. Something tells me she doesn't know too much about macroeconomics.

[Hammock Parties]

You realize that "untapped market niche" is like Chinese to c4me. Something tells me she doesn't know too much about macroeconomics.

Hell, I don't know shit about macroeconomics, or any kind of economics for that matter. But I do have a large vocabulary.

[brorth]

Do you really laugh that much?

I think that it's more of a cackle........

[badgirl]

I really Love you Babe. :drool:

[Rain Man]

Hell, I don't know shit about macroeconomics, or any kind of economics for that matter. But I do have a large vocabulary.

I have a large vocabulary, too.

Wait. Never mind. I was thinking that vocabulary was just a metaphor.

[Pants]

I really Love you Babe. :drool:

Hey, where have you been? How did the huricane go, everything OK?

[Logical]

You realize that "untapped market niche" is like Chinese to c4me. Something tells me she doesn't know too much about macroeconomics.Really? I had her pegged as a Keynsian, my bad.

[badgirl]

Hey, where have you been? How did the huricane go, everything OK?
Hey, everything went good, thanks, actually Tropical Storm Cindy was worse than what we got, Dennis took a eastern jag and we missed the worse of it.

Thanks for asking :)

[luv]

Dear XXXXXXXXX,

I am jealous that you have achieved bitch status is such a short amount of time. I've only made it to "whiner". I guess I just don't have what it takes. I don't consider that to be a bad thing though. I try too hard and come across as annoying, so I'll stop and just be me.

[chiefs4me]

Dear XXXXXXXXX,

I am jealous that you have achieved bitch status is such a short amount of time. I've only made it to "whiner".


That's because I like you...:p


And yes metro, I do laugh alot, in life and at this board....ROFL

[Pants]

That's because I like you...:p


And yes metro, I do laugh alot, in life and at this board....ROFL

Yeah, I'm sure.

[go bo]

Do you really laugh that much?well, i sure do... ROFL ROFL ROFL



of course, i spend a lot of time on the planet pirating material for up and coming comedians... :p :p :p

[go bo]

Hell, I don't know shit about macroeconomics, or any kind of economics for that matter. But I do have a large vocabulary.large vocabulary?

is that what the meatpeekers are calling it these days? :p :p :p

[Brando]

Dear XXXXX:

Your wife's vagina smells like dust and tastes like rotten cranberries.

[go bo]

Dear XXXXX:

Your wife's vagina smells like dust and tastes like rotten cranberries.dear bbbbb:

dust?

you go around sniffing dust?

and how drunk were you when you ate the rotten cranberries?

did they get you drunk?

these are important issues that demand answers... :harumph: :harumph: :harumph:

[Brando]

dear bbbbb:

dust?

you go around sniffing dust?

and how drunk were you when you ate the rotten cranberries?

did they get you drunk?

these are important issues that demand answers... :harumph: :harumph: :harumph:

I was young and needed the money.

[Crush]

Dear __________,


Wow, you are a bitch.



P.S. Eric Hicks?! WTF?

[teedubya]

Dear KCW***M**,

It is a much better place without your contributions.

Thanks!

[Hammock Parties]

large vocabulary?

is that what the meatpeekers are calling it these days? :p :p :p

SET MY PEOPLE FREE!

[teedubya]

Dear G*Chi*fs-

Please get some pussy soon. Pay a stripper or something, geez.

[go bo]

I was young and needed the money.ROFL ROFL ROFL

i feel for ya, bud, i feel for ya... ROFL ROFL ROFL

[go bo]

SET MY PEOPLE FREE!ok, you've been really funny lately...

hmmmmmm...

who switched with you this time? :shrug: :shrug: :shrug:

[badgirl]

Dear xxxxxxxx

I know deep down your a real sweetie. :)

[chiefs4me]

Dear __________,


Wow, you are a bitch.



P.S. Eric Hicks?! WTF?






Come up with your own freaking names asswipe....:rolleyes:

Jim says WTF
Gochiefs calls me a bitch

:rolleyes:

[chiefs4me]

Dear xxxx


I agree with Badgirl.....ROFL

[badgirl]

Dear xxxx


I agree with Badgirl.....ROFL
See xxxx she knows it to. :p

[chiefs4me]

See xxxx she knows it to. :p



Dear xxxx


I can't tell you how glad I am to see you back around here...these boys need someone to give all of their attention to...it's your turn, now don't dissappear again...:p

[badgirl]

Dear xxxx


I can't tell you how glad I am to see you back around here...these boys need someone to give all of their attention to...it's your turn, now don't dissappear again...:p
ROFL ROFL

[badgirl]

heres my after hurricane shot. to go with the before one. :)

[4th and Long]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=44812&stc=1
I'm not going to ask what you were doing to wear such big holes in the knees of your pants.

:p

[Hammock Parties]

Dear G*Chi*fs-

Please get some pussy soon. Pay a stripper or something, geez.

I get my kicks above the waistline.

[chiefs4me]

Where is the before picture...

[4th and Long]

Where is the before picture...
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=44495&stc=1

[badgirl]

I'm not going to ask what you were doing to wear such big holes in the knees of your pants.

:p
ha how did you know that was to you? :hmmm:

[4th and Long]

ha how did you know that was to you? :hmmm:
Would you like to try that in a proper English sentence so I know what the flip you're talking about?

[chiefs4me]

omg....whats that kitty doing in your avatar...:hmmm:

[4th and Long]

omg....whats that kitty doing in your avatar...:hmmm:
Using the red x as a chew toy?

[chiefs4me]

Using the red x as a chew toy?



Well I want it...so I am taking it...:p

[4th and Long]

Well I want it...so I am taking it...:p
Like I can stop you?

[chiefs4me]

Like I can stop you?


But I was good enough to tell you I was taking it...;)

[4th and Long]

But I was good enough to tell you I was taking it...;)
That, you were.

[WolfDawg]

Dear *******

I told you sticking your pecker in a light socket was a bad idea.

[WolfDawg]

dear ^^^^^

I have been F**king your wife for the last two months.

[WolfDawg]

and your sister for the last 4.

[Iowanian]

Dear XYZHOCK,

Now that you've gotten that free $300,000 from teh State of Iowania...you'd better be making a fat contribution to 37forever.

The tax payers would like to say "suk mah baows"

-Iowanian.

[go bo]

I get my kicks above the waistline.belly button sex?

ohhhh, kinky... :p :p :p

[Hammock Parties]

belly button sex?

ohhhh, kinky... :p :p :p

Oh my...never doubt the one named go bo. He is rike row snake in tarr glass. ROFL

[chiefs4me]

dear ^^^^^

I have been F**king your wife for the last two months.



And this is to someone on the planet...:)