A "dinky pottyfanny " ? What the hell .....

[ROYC75]

Your new name is ...... dinky pottyfanny ( EDIT : my name is dinky dippinfanny ) ...... :shake:

OK, here is a silly game my sister sent me on email, it's designed to make you laugh ...... good luck with your new name .

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We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
Please don't be a bore and ruin it.

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, post it so we all can have a good laugh . And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer. ( Skip Towne ? )

The following in excerpted from a children's book, "Captain
Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

1). Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
first name:

a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty f = greasy

g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie

m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus

s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy

y = dinky z = zippy

2). Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
half of your new last name:

a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger e = chicken f = barffy

g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken

m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard

s = lickin t = snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle

y = gorilla z = girdle


3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your new last name:

a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump f = breath g = pants

h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = head l = tush m = chunks n = dunkin

o = brains p = biscuits q = toes r = doodle s = fanny t = sniffer

u = sprinkles v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney z = juice


Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

[deadbabyseal]

boobie dippin'-nose

[jspchief]

Mine's "Greasy Waffle-lips"

Sounds like a girl I took home from a night of too many Tequilas.

[Kclee]

Funky ChickenHump.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

My name would be Funky Dippindoodle. I'm headin to the courts right now to make the change.

[brorth]

Sloopy Gizzardsniffer reporting for duty, SIR!

[munkey]

Your new name is ...... dinky pottyfanny...... :shake:

OK, here is a silly game my sister sent me on email, it's designed to make you laugh ...... good luck with your new name .

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That was taken from a Captain Underpants book... :rolleyes:

[Duck Dog]

Funky Dippinpants.

Which is exactly what I would call myself if I were a rapper.

[Pants]

Mine's "Greasy Waffle-lips"

Sounds like a girl I took home from a night of too many Tequilas.

ROFL:Lin:

[J Diddy]

Greasy Gizzardhump

[Bowser]

Snickle Buttgizzard?

[carlos3652]

Dorfus Chicken-doodle?

Wow...

[angel]

Greasy Gizzardhump
we have the same new last name

mine is:
Dumbo Gizzardhump

[ROYC75]

Some funny shit .............

[Megbert]

Goober FrickenBrains

[bgguitarman]

Dorky Chickendoodle

[brorth]

That was taken from a Captain Underpants book... :rolleyes:
Um yeah, everyone who read more than the first sentence of the post already knew that... :rolleyes:

[RedNFeisty]

ROFL

Great Thread!!

Mine is:
Sloopy GizzardSprinkles

[StcChief]

sneezy pottysquirt.

Sounds like A bad dwarf girl that takes it thru the rear door.

[bogie]

Greasy FarkleChunks: It fits me well.

[Lzen]

This isn't quite how the books says to do it. But what they hay...

Snickle ChickenSquirt.

Ewwwww..... :Lin:

I liked my name in the real book better. It came out to be Buttercup BubbleBuns

[morphius]

This doesn't make a lick of scense...

greasy featherface

[WolfDawg]

boobie chucklepants, hey I've been called that for years.

[WolfDawg]

Funky ChickenHump.

ChickenHump?

You didn't happen to visit a certain farm in Washington did oyu?

[morphius]

boobie chucklepants, hey I've been called that for years.

Chucklepants? Damn, might as well call you "Tinydick" at that point.


PS
which might be perfect for a chickenhump...

[WolfDawg]

Chucklepants? Damn, might as well call you "Tinydick" at that point.


PS
which might be perfect for a chickenhump...

boobie chucklepants is perfect.

I pull it out of my pants slap it between their boobies, and they chuckle when the head tickles their nose.

[Scanfan55]

Snickle Chicken-Doodle

[Soupnazi]

Cheesy potty-nose

[chefsos]

Sloopy BattyFace.
It's just like....errr..kinda, hmmm..you know, it's..

I don't know, I got nothing.

Carry on.

[morphius]

boobie chucklepants is perfect.

I pull it out of my pants slap it between their boobies, and they chuckle when the head tickles their nose.
If thats what you need to tell yourself...

[Kclee]

ChickenHump?

You didn't happen to visit a certain farm in Washington did oyu?


Visit? Nah, I own it. Don't pretend like you don't know me or I'll cut off the discounts I've been giving you.

[WolfDawg]

Visit? Nah, I own it. Don't pretend like you don't know me or I'll cut off the discounts I've been giving you.

:clap:

[|Zach|]

Rich Scanlon is Goober BattyButt

[|Zach|]

I am Goober PottyBoob.

Wow.

[Kclee]

I am Goober PottyBoob.


Yeah, that seems about right Mr. Cleveland Steamer.

[|Zach|]

Yeah, that seems about right Mr. Cleveland Steamer.
ROFL

[kcfan88]

snickle dippin frack here!

[ROYC75]

ROFL

Who's the chick in the avitar ?

[Chieficus]

Goober Chickendoodle...

Chickendoodle's unite!!!

[Pants]

Who's the chick in the avitar ?
His new roommate.

Ehh, my new name is Tootsie ChickenNose.

[cheeeefs]

sloopy snicklebutt

[Abba-Dabba]

dorfus farkletush

[DaWolf]

Sleezy Bubblebutt...

[Ultra Peanut]

Vlib Logiclost?!

[luv]

According to yours, I am snickle rhinonose, but according to this one from "Captain Underpants" I am stinky rhinolips.


NEW NAME

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...

Follow the instructions to find your funny name. The following is an
excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous
Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dav Pilkey: The evil Professor forces
everyone to assume new names.....

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:

a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your NEW last name:

a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your NEW last name, or, if your last name isn't 4 letters long, use
the first letter of your last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
Clinton's new name is Poopsie Liverchunks. Al Gore is Lumpy Burgertush.

[Abba-Dabba]

l2r list has me as loopy cootiefanny.

RoySr list has me as dorfus farkletush.

I'm noticing a common theme with these names. I think they may be trying to telling me I'm an ass. :hmmm:

[luv]

l2r list has me as loopy cootiefanny.

RoySr list has me as dorfus farkletush.

I'm noticing a common theme with these names. I think they may be trying to telling me I'm an ass. :hmmm:
ROFL

[|Zach|]

Who's the chick in the avitar ?
A new artist named Aslyn I saw open for a band in St. Louis over the weekend.

[Fairplay]

Bigdong Kahuna

[ExtremeChief]

Crusty DippinDunkin

[ROYC75]

Crusty DippinDunkin

Heh, A new Dunkin Dounut ? :hmmm:

[ROYC75]

According to yours, I am snickle rhinonose, but according to this one from "Captain Underpants" I am stinky rhinolips.


NEW NAME

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...

Follow the instructions to find your funny name. The following is an
excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous
Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dav Pilkey: The evil Professor forces
everyone to assume new names.....

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:

a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your NEW last name:

a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your NEW last name, or, if your last name isn't 4 letters long, use
the first letter of your last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
Clinton's new name is Poopsie Liverchunks. Al Gore is Lumpy Burgertush.






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All I know is the list was emailed to me from my sister, where she got it I haven't a clue ?

I just figured we could throw some names out there and have a little fun with it.

[Lzen]

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All I know is the list was emailed to me from my sister, where she got it I haven't a clue ?

I just figured we could throw some names out there and have a little fun with it.

My son actually had that book. The names and the method in your email aren't the same as in the book. The only thing I've found on the web so far that matches what the book says is this site:

http://www.confidencecenter.com/renamer.html

It uses the same method that's in the actual book but, it doesn't give you the list of names. It just generates your name using a script.

[ROYC75]

My son actually had that book. The names and the method in your email aren't the same as in the book. The only thing I've found on the web so far that matches what the book says is this site:

http://www.confidencecenter.com/renamer.html

It uses the same method that's in the actual book but, it doesn't give you the list of names. It just generates your name using a script.


OK, so today I am a dinky diapersquirt ............

[Lzen]

OK, so today I am a dinky diapersquirt ............

Now that's funny. When I first saw this years ago, I had a boss that most of us didn't like. Anyway, his name was Poopsie Toiletchunks. That gave us all a good chuckle. :D

[Ultra Peanut]

A new artist named Aslyn I saw open for a band in St. Louis over the weekend.Huh. My friend had me listen to some of her stuff after seeing her open for someone at the New Daisy (http://www.newdaisy.com/) three or four months ago.

[Amnorix]

Dorfus PottyDoodle, at your service.


:shake:



Luv2rite's list has me as Loopy BurgerSniffer. ROFL ROFL

[ChiefsCountry]

Snooty ChickenShorts

[cadmonkey]

tootsie Gizzardlips

[TRR]

Boobie Frickinbrains for me.

[HarryParatestes]

Sloopy Gizzard Lips!

[Thig Lyfe]

That was taken from a Captain Underpants book... :rolleyes:

Yep. The fourth one, I believe.

[munkey]

Um yeah, everyone who read more than the first sentence of the post already knew that... :rolleyes:



The :rolleyes: wasn't aimed at the thread starter rather the the one that created the email.....

:rolleyes: back at YOU...