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Goapics1
07-20-2005, 10:53 AM
Ugandan MP offers free college for virgins

Offer reportedly aimed at curbing AIDS; deal only available for girls

Updated: 8:16 a.m. ET July 20, 2005

KAMPALA, Uganda - A Ugandan member of parliament has pledged to reward girls for their chastity by paying their university fees if they are virgins when they leave school, a local newspaper said on Wednesday.

Bbaale County MP Sulaiman Madada said any girl in his district who wanted to take part in the scheme aimed at promoting girls’ education would be given a gynecological examination by health workers to check they were virgins.

“The criterion is that a student must be a virgin and from Kayunga district,” he told the state-owned New Vision.

The MP did not extend his offer to young men.

He urged pupils to manage their lives responsibly, and called on parents to explain the threats from HIV/AIDS and other sexually transmitted diseases.

“Our children should be told the risks they face if involved in early and unprotected sex,” Madada said.

Uganda was once seen as the epicenter of the global HIV epidemic, but a government education campaign has pushed down infection rates to around six percent from as high as 30 percent in some areas in the early 1990s.

Kayunga in central Uganda is home about 300,000 people, and researchers say it has one of the country’s worst AIDS rates, with more than 80 percent of families losing at least one member to the disease.

KCChiefsMan
07-20-2005, 11:31 AM
as a man, it would suck to go to that college!

Hammock Parties
07-20-2005, 11:33 AM
Lame, what about guys? :(

Ebolapox
07-20-2005, 11:37 AM
you can't exactly test guys to see if they're virgins, physiologically speaking--you can still have had an orgasm and be a virgin, whereas a girl can't be penetrated/broken hymen, and still be a virgin--so technically, how would they test that, go??

-EB-

UKMike
07-20-2005, 11:43 AM
you can't exactly test guys to see if they're virgins, physiologically speaking--you can still have had an orgasm and be a virgin, whereas a girl can't be penetrated/broken hymen, and still be a virgin--so technically, how would they test that, go??

-EB-

I remember reading or hearing somewhere once it can get broken loads of ways other than sex.

Rain Man
07-20-2005, 11:44 AM
I wanted to make a joke, but then I read about the HIV/AIDS stuff, and now I'm no longer feeling the humor.

Goapics1
07-20-2005, 11:44 AM
I remember reading or hearing somewhere once it can get broken loads of ways other than sex.
I think if you ride a bike too much, it could get broken.

DeepSouth
07-20-2005, 11:47 AM
After this has been in place for a while, Ugandan will be the place to go for a good BJ. All the chicks will definitely be experienced in that area.

Hammock Parties
07-20-2005, 11:48 AM
you can't exactly test guys to see if they're virgins, physiologically speaking--you can still have had an orgasm and be a virgin, whereas a girl can't be penetrated/broken hymen, and still be a virgin--so technically, how would they test that, go??

-EB-

You're right, it's impossible to tell that I'm a virgin. Everyone here that calls me a virgin is full of shit!

luv
07-20-2005, 11:51 AM
as a man, it would suck to go to that college!
Depends. Are they checked every year, or only upon admission?

Ebolapox
07-20-2005, 11:58 AM
I remember reading or hearing somewhere once it can get broken loads of ways other than sex.

it can, from what I've read as well

and gochiefs, it's quite obvious you're a virgin--but there aren't any tests to PROVE it--other than your girl, Handrea

-EB-

whoman69
07-20-2005, 11:59 AM
Lame, what about guys? :(
Not a way to check for that.

whoman69
07-20-2005, 12:00 PM
You're right, it's impossible to tell that I'm a virgin. Everyone here that calls me a virgin is full of shit!
We can tell by the empty writing and the lost look in your eyes.