Biohazard
07-21-2005, 02:14 PM
A certain guy had never had sex in his life, so his friend
tellshim that he'll take him to a girl who will teach him a few
things. He agrees.
Later that week, he's in a motel room with the girl.
She takes off her clothes, and asks him, "Do you know what I
want?"
He says, quite honestly, "No."
She lies down on the bed, and asks him the same question again.
Again, he answers "No."
Now, she's not sure exactly what to do, so she spreads her legs
all the way; we're talking spread-eagle.
She asks, "Now do you know what I want?"
He answers, "Yeah. You want the whole damn bed to yourself.
tellshim that he'll take him to a girl who will teach him a few
things. He agrees.
Later that week, he's in a motel room with the girl.
She takes off her clothes, and asks him, "Do you know what I
want?"
He says, quite honestly, "No."
She lies down on the bed, and asks him the same question again.
Again, he answers "No."
Now, she's not sure exactly what to do, so she spreads her legs
all the way; we're talking spread-eagle.
She asks, "Now do you know what I want?"
He answers, "Yeah. You want the whole damn bed to yourself.