Cooter slams "Dukes Hazzard" movie. & Jessica Simpson aint Daisey !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ninjaman]

Cooter badmouthed the movie calling it trash.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/07/13/entertainment/main708965.shtml


What I want to know is after watching that no talent , peroxide blonde Jessica Simpson video is who thinks she's hot as Daisey Duke. Those cutoff jeans are baggy compared to Bach's.


http://images.absolutenow.com//poster/Catherine_Bach/b7846.jpg
http://www.celebritystorm.com/images/c/catherine_bach/12031_standard.jpg

http://digilander.libero.it/italiandoh/picgallery/cathybach/cbach.jpg

[Rausch]

Cooter badmouthed the movie calling it trash.


Nah...Couldn't be...

[Mecca]

If you saw Catherine Bach lately, you'd be happy those pictures are from back then and not now........

I'm not sure she'd fit in shorts twice that big these days.

[MichaelH]

If you saw Catherine Bach lately, you'd be happy those pictures are from back then and not now........

I'm not sure she'd fit in shorts twice that big these days.


I saw her on TV with Bo and Luke during an original Dukes marathon a couple months back. She didn't age well at all. I hardly recognized her. Time has not been on her side.

[DJay23]

I don't care what Jessica Simpson has on, how bad an actor she is, or how terrible the songs she sings are. I'd stick her any day of the week and so would you!

[ExtremeChief]

I don't care what Jessica Simpson has on, how bad an actor she is, or how terrible the songs she sings are. I'd stick her any day of the week and so would you!


Not Sundays. No way.

[Phobia]

I don't care what Jessica Simpson has on, how bad an actor she is, or how terrible the songs she sings are. I'd stick her any day of the week and so would you!

Yeah, but I want one of those rubber balls strapped over her mouth so I don't have to hear her talk.

[Bob Dole]

Cooter is just pissed that they didn't offer him a cameo...

[Phobia]

Yeah. I like cameros, too.

[Braincase]

Jessica Simpson? I'd ride her like a 9-year-old with a new bike. All summer, all day, with lot's of perspiration...

[Otter]

Hard to believe someone badmouthed this movie, my expectations were so high on this one.

After all, it's a remake of The Dukes of Hazzard starring Johnney Knoxville and Jessica Simpson. Wonder where things went wrong?

I do wonder if they break out the bows with dynamite on the end of the arrow in the movie although.

I don't care what Jessica Simpson has on, how bad an actor she is, or how terrible the songs she sings are. I'd stick her any day of the week and so would you!

Her personality turns me off so bad that it's negated her hot body and honestly, I don't think her face is all that great. I'd rather slap her than nail her at this point.

If I met her at a bar without knowing a thing about her I'm sure it would be different but I watched too many episodes of that show that documents her marrige.

[Mecca]

The the way Jessica Simpson looks, I think I can get by anything she says or does. I'll just buy some earplugs or learn to tune her out. With her I'm saying the good (and we all know what that is) far outweighs the bad..........

[PostalChief]

I'm just curious as to who you guys would consider a more suitable substitute. Just remember that JS is a Texan and didn't know that Chicken of the Sea was tuna.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Jessica Simpson? I'd ride her like a 9-year-old with a new bike. All summer, all day, with lot's of perspiration...
Wait a minute... wait a minute... you'd ride her like a 9-year-old? You're just sick... I don't care if the kid does have a new bike... that's just sick. :shake:

[Lonewolf Ed]

I'm just curious as to who you guys would consider a more suitable substitute. Just remember that JS is a Texan and didn't know that Chicken of the Sea was tuna.

Well, she knows it's tuna NOW. See, she's learnin'; that's positive, right?

[Duck Dog]

You can't beat the original.

Daisey, helped me through some very difficult times when I was 'growing' up.

As did; Ginger, Maryann and all of the Bob Barker girls.

[PostalChief]

Well, she knows it's tuna NOW. See, she's learnin'; that's positive, right?

Ed,

Yeah, she's learning. But, with my teaching, she'd learn a lot more than what Nick could teach her. :hmmm:

[Skip Towne]

I saw her on TV with Bo and Luke during an original Dukes marathon a couple months back. She didn't age well at all. I hardly recognized her. Time has not been on her side.
Please.....no pics.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Ed,

Yeah, she's learning. But, with my teaching, she'd learn a lot more than what Nick could teach her. :hmmm:
I've got dibs on teaching her in the BJology class...

[PostalChief]

FMB,

Stand in line and wait your turn, pal. I'll make sure her teeth are brushed before I hand her over to you. :p

[Jenny Gump]

I don't think a guy named Cooter needs to be talking sh*t on Jessica Simpson.

[Duck Dog]

I don't think a guy named Cooter needs to be talking sh*t on Jessica Simpson.


Very good.... ROFL

[Ninjaman]

Whats really strange about the Duke movie is that Simpson claims she's a real religous girls. Her dad was at the music video shoot. So you knew it was going to be lame.

[Saul Good]

"Cooter slams "Dukes Hazard" movie. & Jessica Simpson aint Daisey!!!!!!!!!!!!"

That's interesting. I've often thought to myself that I would like to slam Jessica Simpson's Cooter.

[DJJasonp]

That's interesting. I've often thought to myself that I would like to slam Jessica Simpson's Cooter.[/QUOTE]

Outstanding! :)