What did you learn this weekend?

[|Zach|]

Did you learn anything this weekend?

"A common custom in Spain is to eat one grape for each of the last 12 seconds of every year for good luck"

[carlos3652]

Beer before liquor.... uhhhh

[|Zach|]

Beer before liquor.... uhhhh
Its interesting, thats actually a myth...

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

That I am evidently unable to go an entire two days, (on average), without posting something on the Planet.

Dinny

[|Zach|]

That I am evidently unable to go an entire two days, (on average), without posting something on the Planet.

Dinny
You are amongst friends.

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

You are amongst friends.

Comforting, to be sure, but I still need to sit down.

Or something.

Dinny

[teedubya]

i learned on average, once you get a real life job, that you really only get to have about 35% of your life to yourself.

the rest is work and sleep.

[Valiant]

Do not win the KC pub golf tour... I puked for hours last night, and have been sleeping the rest... Spent over 40bucks per bar.. I won by nine drinks, but man it is going to take me a week to recover physically...

[teedubya]

Do not win the KC pub golf tour... I puked for hours last night, and have been sleeping the rest... Spent over 40bucks per bar.. I won by nine drinks, but man it is going to take me a week to recover physically...


pooosay.

[Nzoner]

I've learned a few things

NEVER do I agree to drive 600+ miles again with my wife and sis-in-law.

The Broncos picked the right name for their team because everyone of their fans I've met on this trip has been a real horse's ass.

When drinking for 12 hours straight a little food should be eaten here and there and margaritas,blvd wheat and 7 & 7 do not mix well.

[|Zach|]

Do not win the KC pub golf tour... I puked for hours last night, and have been sleeping the rest... Spent over 40bucks per bar.. I won by nine drinks, but man it is going to take me a week to recover physically...
Ha, reminds me of a dude I saw last night.

Good luck with the recovery.

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[Hydrae]

I learned how to get into Arrowhead for whatever reason. Also that cats born near a nuclear power plant look a little strange.

[Hammock Parties]

I learned that you don't need that extra riser card for audio on your nforce3 motherboard.

[|Zach|]

I learned that you don't need that extra riser card for audio on your nforce3 motherboard.
Wow.

[DJay23]

Tool sheds are not a good places for drunken pawing at 3 AM.

[|Zach|]

Tool sheds are not a good places for drunken pawing at 3 AM.
Heh, everyone ok?

[FloridaChief]

IWhen drinking for 12 hours straight a little food should be eaten here and there

That's a bullshit urban myth. Never f*ck up a good drunk w/ food.

[StcChief]

1 hour of yard work early in day max. without AC / water.

[Nzoner]

That's a bullshit urban myth. Never f*ck up a good drunk w/ food.

So it really wasn't the mixing that got me then,it was that damn pizza in hour 11.Looks like I just learned something else this weekend.

[stevieray]

bodywork

[|Zach|]

bodywork
Whats that

[stevieray]

Whats that

preparing my van for paint.

[Rausch]

That's a bullshit urban myth. Never f*ck up a good drunk w/ food.

Got to. I don't eat before I drink I throw up quick. And there ain't much worse than dry-heaving until your toenails suck in.

[Rausch]

preparing my van for paint.

I could do that for you for about $30...

[|Zach|]

preparing my van for paint.
Ah, somethign decorative or a new color or touch up or something?

You should put this on it.

http://www.wrybread.com/gammablablog/images/7-03/7-22/cruz.jpg

:)

[Hammock Parties]

preparing my van for paint.

Woo!

http://www.starwalking.net/events/force_3_5/van1.jpg

[stevieray]

I could do that for you for about $30...

how long will it take?

[stevieray]

Ah, somethign decorative or a new color or touch up or something?

You should put this on it.

http://www.wrybread.com/gammablablog/images/7-03/7-22/cruz.jpg

:)

That looks like Ray Charles in drag.


I'm getting it ready for a new paint job.

[Rausch]

how long will it take?

4 to 5 hours.

Wait...can the top of your van support 175 lbs? Because, I'm going to need to puke over the whole thing...

[alanm]

Did you learn anything this weekend?

"A common custom in Spain is to eat one grape for each of the last 12 seconds of every year for good luck"
I learned that it takes 5 small town cops to overpower and cuff a 5' nothing and 95lbs soaking wet, drunk on her ass, Mexican chick. Man that was halarious. ROFL

[carlos3652]

Its interesting, thats actually a myth...

I've done some experimenting on this one, and found out if you drink beer and then hard liquor you puke if you over do it... but it works both ways, first liquor, then beers, if you drink the close to the same amount I ended up puking....

But the nights I puked were the nights that I was out dancing, not the ones I was just hanging out. So to be brief:

Beer + Liquor + Movement = Puke 50%
Liquor + Beer + Movement = Puke 35%

Take the movement out and those percentages get way smaller... I have puked quite a bit in my day... But I have found out that once you puke, you can drink so much more... (double than what you have already have had) - Id pass out after that though...

Conclusion: I try to not mix and stay on Liquor as long as I have enough money...

Good night...

[gblowfish]

I've done some experimenting on this one, and found out if you drink beer and then hard liquor you puke if you over do it... but it works both ways, first liquor, then beers, if you drink the close to the same amount I ended up puking....

But the nights I puked were the nights that I was out dancing, not the ones I was just hanging out. So to be brief:

Beer + Liquor + Movement = Puke 50%
Liquor + Beer + Movement = Puke 35%

Take the movement out and those percentages get way smaller... I have puked quite a bit in my day... But I have found out that once you puke, you can drink so much more... (double than what you have already have had) - Id pass out after that though...

Conclusion: I try to not mix and stay on Liquor as long as I have enough money...

Good night...Hmmm....the old addage I remember from my College days (back in the Stone Age) was:
Beer before Whiskey: Mighty Risky.
Whiskey before Beer: Never Fear.

And NEVER EVER EVER drink on an empty stomach. But don't eat a lot of crappy food after you've been out drinking.

And Take THREE Advil before turning in, washed downed with a big cold glass of ice water.

I learned that naps still rock. Slept a lot this weekend because of the hot weather.

[keg in kc]

I learned that four hours in 100-degree heat with nothing to drink but a half dozen beers and no food but nachos leads to a paroxysm on ChiefsPlanet followed by 14 straight hours of sleep.

[alanm]

I learned that four hours in 100-degree heat with nothing to drink but a half dozen beers and no food but nachos leads to a paroxysm on ChiefsPlanet followed by 14 straight hours of sleep.
Hell, I could have told you that Keg.

[keg in kc]

It's the 14 hours of sleep part that I didn't expect. I must'a been either really tired or getting sick. Or both.

[plbrdude]

i learned farmers will pay well so their cattle can have water on a 100 degree saturday.

[Bwana]

That Howie Long isn't a bad dude. I got a chance to meet him this weekend at Flathead lake here in Montana. A guy I know has a monster house on the lake so I took my wife and we went and stayed for the weekend. They were saying Long had a house just up the lake about half a mile and he shows up at their place all the time for some of their shindigs. When I was out wave running, I went by his place and he was standing out on his dock screwing around with his boat. I figured what the hell and pulled in and said, "Hi Howie, how the hell's it going?" He laughed and stated that if he could get his boat going, he would be doing better. I hung around for about 10 minutes and shot the shit with the guy. Really nice guy as it turns out. I talked football with him for most of it. He walks with a limp and the game really kicked his ass as it turns out. When we were talking Chiefs, he thought the D would be much improved with the off season moves.

[tommykat]

Haven't read but today was my 1st day off..........I work W-S so I have 2 more days off....:p

[tommykat]

That Howie Long isn't a bad dude. I got a chance to meet him this weekend at Flathead lake here in Montana. A guy I know has a monster house on the lake so I took my wife and we went and stayed for the weekend. They were saying Long had a house just up the lake about half a mile and he shows up at their place all the time for some of their shindigs. When I was out wave running, I went by his place and he was standing out on his dock screwing around with his boat. I figured what the hell and pulled in and said, "Hi Howie, how the hell's it going?" He laughed and stated that if he could get his boat going, he would be doing better. I hung around for about 10 minutes and shot the shit with the guy. Really nice guy as it turns out. I talked football with him for most of it. He walks with a limp and the game really kicked his ass as it turns out. When we were talking Chiefs, he thought the D would be much improved with the off season moves.

That is cool!!!

[Bwana]

That is cool!!!
I was surprised that he was that down to earth. He also stated that Arrowhead was one of the places that he least liked to play. He said it was easy to get up for the games there but the fans were really loud. He had a lot of good things to say about the Chiefs organization. I talked to him about Bradshaw as well and he said the guy is a lot smarter than people give him credit for and easy to work with.

[DJay23]

Heh, everyone ok?
I think so. It's just tough to get, ahem, comfortable with lawnmowers and rakes all around you.

[DJay23]

I was surprised that he was that down to earth. He also stated that Arrowhead was one of the places that he least liked to play. He said it was easy to get up for the games there but the fans were really loud. He had a lot of good things to say about the Chiefs organization. I talked to him about Bradshaw as well and he said the guy is a lot smarter than people give him credit for and easy to work with.
This shocks me. I thought all Raiders were giant pricks and assholes.

[DJay23]

And NEVER EVER EVER drink on an empty stomach. But don't eat a lot of crappy food after you've been out drinking.

You mean like a Buffalo Chicken sub?

I had probably 12 beers* and then ate that sub. I puked about an hour later. It had barely digested, that ****ing heavy ass bread hit that toilet water like a bunch of rocks. I felt a lot better after though.

Why is it that I drank 12 beers but I can't see 12 deers? Shouldn't I be drinking 12 beer?

[Bwana]

This shocks me. I thought all Raiders were giant pricks and assholes.

As did I. :shrug:

[Rain Man]

I learned that if an apricot BMW hits a jackrabbit at 90 miles per hour, the jackrabbit loses.

Yeesh. Not good.

[chop]

I learned that I'm too old to try head first slides at softball games. It hurts too much.

[Psyko Tek]

I learned that for a mere $16 you can get an hour long full body massage at the massage school down in Tempe.

Mmmm... that was nice.


'delt where is this located
give me a name please

[ChiefsFire]

i learned the beverage technicians(cocktail waitresses) over at the Ameristar prefer you dont place their tips in their cleavage.

wtf you suppose to do,ya cant missem,they gottem stickin out there in your face all nite

[tommykat]

I was surprised that he was that down to earth. He also stated that Arrowhead was one of the places that he least liked to play. He said it was easy to get up for the games there but the fans were really loud. He had a lot of good things to say about the Chiefs organization. I talked to him about Bradshaw as well and he said the guy is a lot smarter than people give him credit for and easy to work with.

Cool...........glad you had the chance to met him and what he said about ARROWHEAD.........ROFL We all know that as fans we KICK ASS! :thumb:

[Psyko Tek]

rep thank you sir

[Bwana]

Cool...........glad you had the chance to met him and what he said about ARROWHEAD.........ROFL We all know that as fans we KICK ASS! :thumb:

You have that right! :thumb: We even talked a little fishing. I slayed the Lake Trout this weekend as well.