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ChiefFripp
07-25-2005, 02:06 AM
Raiders: Can't Beat Chiefs
Broncos: We Need Elway!
Chargers: forgot they existed

...and their fans

Raiders: Found under rock
Broncos: live for yesterday
Chargers: old Raiduh fan

J Diddy
07-25-2005, 02:08 AM
WTF is this about?

TRR
07-25-2005, 02:08 AM
Oakland: Absolutely no defense.
Denver: Plummer...one word.
San Diego: Extremely overrated team.
Chiefs: Questionable on D.

J Diddy
07-25-2005, 02:11 AM
raiders Moss likes men
broncos plummer likes men
Chargers team likes men
chiefs kick your ass

keg in kc
07-25-2005, 02:12 AM
Big stinky turd

royr17
07-25-2005, 03:15 AM
Browncos : Cant touch this
Raiders : Cant win games
Chargers : Really suck ass
Chiefs : Best in Division

chappy
07-25-2005, 03:27 AM
Raiders: Well Over Rated
Donks: Second Rate Cheaters
Chargers: Curse of Marty

HemiEd
07-25-2005, 04:33 AM
they all suck

1adam1238
07-25-2005, 05:07 AM
Chargers: Who are they?
Raiders: Blackhole--their MOM
Broncos: eat my ass

htismaqe
07-25-2005, 07:11 AM
Oakland: Moss at LB?
Denver: QB INT Machine
San Diego: The GLEAM Men.

jspchief
07-25-2005, 07:21 AM
Oakland: Chiefs' prison bitch
San Diego: One year wonder
Denver: Left handed interception
Chiefs: New defensive era

Mr. Kotter
07-25-2005, 07:24 AM
Raiders: Can't Beat Chiefs
Broncos: We Need Elway!
Chargers: forgot they existed

...and their fans

Raiders: Found under rock
Broncos: live for yesterday
Chargers: old Raiduh fan

Raiders: Just Win, Loser.
Broncos: Nothing without Elway
Chargers: Marty's back...Heh.

Raider Fans: Hoodlums, Hos, Homos
Broncos: Scum Sucking Maggots
Chargers: Fans? Yeah, right.

Dartgod
07-25-2005, 07:26 AM
Oakland: Moss a cancer
San Diego: Bandwagon is emptying
Denver: Jake's a playmaker?
Chiefs: Maybe this year?

StcChief
07-25-2005, 07:50 AM
Raiders - Real Bad Defense
Broncos - Plummer still sucks
Chargers - Marty still coach
Chiefs - Most improved team

Iowanian
07-25-2005, 07:56 AM
Chiefs AFC West Champs

no predesignator required:

committment to Excrement
Donkey Show Fluffer
1 year wonders

chagrin
07-25-2005, 08:11 AM
Chargers - Drew Shave Growth
Denver - Plummer likes wang
Raiders - bloody anal fart

Lzen
07-25-2005, 08:22 AM
Chargers - Not this year
Broncos - Plummer still sucks
Raiders - Offense, no defense

WilliamTheIrish
07-25-2005, 08:38 AM
F*ck them all.

rageeumr
07-25-2005, 09:17 AM
Raiders: Inmates' favorite team
Broncos: Incompetent, ambidextrous Plummer
Chargers: Fairytale is over
Chiefs: Printin' playoff tickets

HC_Chief
07-25-2005, 09:56 AM
are teh suck

keg in kc
07-25-2005, 09:58 AM
Shrunken, shriveled penises

Rain Man
07-25-2005, 10:02 AM
Teams:

Chiefs: Kicker chokes playoffs
Rai ders: That 70s Team
Broncos: Rules? What rules?
Chargers: Need a fourth

Fans:

Chiefs: Mmmm, good barbecue
Raid ers: Crips and Bloods
Broncos: Mindless Elway cult
Chargers: Sundays at beach

Dr. Johnny Fever
07-25-2005, 10:05 AM
Raiders... suck ass losers
Broncos... suck ass losers
Chargers... suck ass losers

Baby Lee
07-25-2005, 10:08 AM
Chiefs - will defense gel?
Broncos - brown rejects doom
Chargers - can they replicate
Raiders - fast receivers wasted

ILChief
07-25-2005, 10:55 AM
Broncos: Illegal Chop Block
Raiders: Pieces of Crap
Chargers: No One Cares

RINGLEADER
07-25-2005, 10:59 AM
Raiders: Absolutely no defense
Chargers: One-year wonder
Broncos: Free-agent turdsville
CHIEFS: Super Bowl Champs

ChiefFripp
07-25-2005, 11:00 AM
Ancient Elway Shriners
Al's Meth Heads
Suprised as Anybody

Logical
07-25-2005, 11:01 AM
Chiefs - Back on upswing
Broncos - Great Defense only
Raiders - Great offense only
Chargers - Balanced but boring

Braincase
07-25-2005, 11:15 AM
Raiders: They Move Yet?
Broncos: Not Without Elway
Chargers: Still Missing Junior
Chiefs: Next Year's NOW!

Den9899
07-25-2005, 12:12 PM
Oh boy this will be fun....

"Five year plan"
"Fourteen to Ten"
"Last playoff win?"
"Championship decades ago"
Maybe next year"

RedThat
07-25-2005, 12:20 PM
C hiefs
B elieve
Superbowl

TEX
07-25-2005, 12:22 PM
Oh boy this will be fun....

"Five year plan"
"Fourteen to Ten"
"Last playoff win?"
"Championship decades ago"
Maybe next year"

No doubt accepting life after Elway...

Wile_E_Coyote
07-25-2005, 12:31 PM
Broncos: Dante Hall's bitches
Chargers: AFC West team
Raiders: thugs are us

Thig Lyfe
07-25-2005, 12:33 PM
Broncos: Plummer Will Save!
Raiders: Moss Will Save!
Chargers: Tomlinson Will Save!
Chiefs: No they won't.

redsurfer11
07-25-2005, 12:52 PM
Broncos= Cheaters,Liars,Scum
Raiders=Moss,Porter,Curry
Chargers=Every Ten Years

Den9899
07-25-2005, 01:54 PM
No doubt accepting life after Elway...

No doubt it hasn't been easy. We could compare records since Elway retired though. The Chiefs remain an inept franchise in the "AE" era.

ct
07-25-2005, 01:58 PM
Decided to go with a quote you might hear from each fan...

Raiders - "F*** You Biatch!"
Broncos - "Air's too thin"
Chargers - "We got Marty!"
Chiefs - "Damn it Carl!"

Rain Man
07-25-2005, 02:03 PM
Oh boy this will be fun....

"Five year plan"
"Fourteen to Ten"
"Last playoff win?"
"Championship decades ago"
Maybe next year"

"Montana scores again"
"Is that vaseline?"
"Colts pick Elway"
"Penalty on Romanowski"
"Timmy Smith Scores"
"Plummer's your quarterback"
"Bailey gets burned"
"Bowlen wears fur"

gblowfish
07-25-2005, 02:24 PM
East Bay Convicts
Losers Quite Frankly
We Miss Elway
Gunther Kicks Ass

crispystl
07-25-2005, 02:26 PM
Denver F*%K John Elway
Does that sum it up about right?

Chief Faithful
07-25-2005, 02:38 PM
Stinks like urine.
Reload for mediocrity
Hurry up 2014
Lamar gets Lamar

Stink like urine
In Elway denial
Out of hiding
NFL Best Fans

Den9899
07-25-2005, 02:46 PM
"Montana scores again"
"Is that vaseline?"
"Colts pick Elway"
"Penalty on Romanowski"
"Timmy Smith Scores"
"Plummer's your quarterback"
"Bailey gets burned"
"Bowlen wears fur"

"I've seen championships"
"As for you?"

:hmmm:

Rain Man
07-25-2005, 02:51 PM
"I've seen championships"
"As for you?"

:hmmm:


"Elway Cheated Cap"
"Bowlen Cheated Cap"
"Tainted Super Bowl"
"Penalized Draft Picks"
"Paid Under Table"
"Lies, Deceit, Corruption"
"Lies, Deceit, Corruption"
"Lies, Deceit, Corruption"
"Lies, Deceit, Corruption"
"Lies, Deceit, Corruption"
"Lies, Deceit, Corruption"
"Lies, Deceit, Corruption"
"Penalty on Romanowski"
"Lies, Deceit, Corruption"
"Lies, Deceit, Corruption"
"Lies, Deceit, Corruption"
"Lies, Deceit, Corruption"
"Lies, Deceit, Corruption"
"Lies, Deceit, Corruption"

Chief Henry
07-25-2005, 03:06 PM
they all suck


I'm with HemiEd...

Tribal Warfare
07-25-2005, 03:51 PM
Chiefs- truley a juggernaut

Broncos need reptile control


Chargers- very dangerous team

Raiders - just suckass baby

Braincase
07-25-2005, 04:56 PM
Oh boy this will be fun....

"Five year plan"
"Fourteen to Ten"
"Last playoff win?"
"Championship decades ago"
Maybe next year"


Not without Cheating?
What Salary Cap?
Lost Draft Picks?
Whine and Cheeeeez?

TEX
07-25-2005, 10:49 PM
No doubt it hasn't been easy. We could compare records since Elway retired though. The Chiefs remain an inept franchise in the "AE" era.

Okay - let's do and don't forget the head - to - head part. You can add, right? :hmmm:

It's so easy to make an ASS out of a Donkey fan... :p

carlos3652
07-25-2005, 11:06 PM
Raiders: Chiefs of Yesterday
Denver: The Brown Movement
Chargers: Brees Meltdown Year
Chiefs: Complete Team (Almost)

ChiefFripp
07-26-2005, 12:44 AM
Future Prison B!tches
Elway Scrotum Attachments
Crack High Comedown

Rausch
07-26-2005, 12:58 AM
Raiders: Make me laugh
Denver: Sunk by Plummer
Chargers: ****ed by Marty
Chiefs: Super Bowl Champs