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Ugly Duck

07-25-2005, 05:39 PM

In case you missed the assessment of USA Today on the geriatric old depends-wearing Chiefs:

"Kansas City finally woke up and tried to address its defensive woes,
but now the offense is getting creakily old.

•Predicted order: San Diego, Oakland, Denver, Kansas City."

OK, ok.... some of the Chiefs aren't old. They are drug dealers. I don't see how you guyz can root for a team comprised of criminals and old people.

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/football/columnist/2005-07-20-colston_x.htm

Reaper16

07-25-2005, 05:47 PM

OK, ok.... some of the Chiefs aren't old. They are drug dealers. I don't see how you guyz can root for a team comprised of criminals and old people.

I never thought it possible, but this post actually exceeds most Bush quotes in the irony quotient.
Really, this is unf***ingbelievable.

Phobia

07-25-2005, 05:48 PM

Yeah - USAToday is well known for their coverage of the NFL. Wow. Again; wow.

Hammock Parties

07-25-2005, 05:49 PM

None of our key starters are 38 or 39 years old. Big difference.

tomahawk kid

07-25-2005, 06:17 PM

Looks like you been hitting yourself in the head w/ your Darth Vader lightsaber again........

mlyonsd

07-25-2005, 06:18 PM

UD.....F'off. We're gonna kick your ass 2 times this year.

Count on it.

Ps. Nice thread btw.

Ugly Duck

07-25-2005, 07:31 PM

Really, this is unf***ingbelievable.I'd agree with you if it weren't for the fact that its true. The Chiefs are now the NFL's criminal old folks. Drugs, crime, old age.... the Arrowhead Den of Iniquity!

Nightfyre

07-25-2005, 07:35 PM

Im still confused how we have drug dealers, did I miss something?

Ugly Duck

07-25-2005, 07:48 PM

Im still confused how we have drug dealers, did I miss something?Isn't one of your guys suspended for dealing drugs? I think maybe the reason the Chiefs are such drug-using criminals is because Kansas City has a much higher crime rate than Oakland. Arrowhead draws from the surrounding criminal population, which is why the Chiefs fanz are.... like they are. Here are the crime rates for raucous Kansas City and relatively peaceful Oakland:

Oakland______ murder: 7.8 ___rape: 27.5 ___crime index: 4,896
Kansas City___ murder: 8.3 ___rape: 47.7 ___crime index: 6,338

http://www.bestplaces.net/docs/studies/crime3.aspx

Its time for you Chiefs Fanz to face the music. Your drug-using criminal team is older than the Raiderz. Your crime-infested city is more violent than Oakland. You have trashed the enemy, and he is you.

Bowser

07-25-2005, 07:48 PM

I'd agree with you if it weren't for the fact that its true. The Chiefs are now the NFL's criminal old folks. Drugs, crime, old age.... the Arrowhead Den of Iniquity!

You can strain so hard wanting us to be the trash of the AFC West until you feel like you're going to crap your shorts, but it will never change that the Fade are the garbage in this division. Moss or no Moss. (heh-no mas....)

Maybe you guys should line Parrella up at corner....

Bowser

07-25-2005, 07:51 PM

Isn't one of your guys suspended for dealing drugs? I think maybe the reason the Chiefs are such drug-using criminals is because Kansas City has a much higher crime rate than Oakland. Arrowhead draws from the surrounding criminal population, which is why the Chiefs fanz are.... like they are. Here are the crime rates for raucous Kansas City and relatively peaceful Oakland:

Oakland______ murder: 7.8 ___rape: 27.5 ___crime index: 4,896
Kansas City___ murder: 8.3 ___rape: 47.7 ___crime index: 6,338

http://www.bestplaces.net/docs/studies/crime3.aspx

Its time for you Chiefs Fanz to face the music. Your drug-using criminal team is older than the Raiderz. Your crime-infested city is more violent than Oakland. You have trashed the enemy, and he is you.

Whatever. All I know is that we've never beaten up and then pissed on a Dolphin fan in the toilet here. And our women generally have less tattoos, more teeth, and far fewer illegitimate children than Raider fan's girlfriend.

Big Chief Homer

07-25-2005, 07:53 PM

uhh,if your gonna talk smack at least get your details in order.

NO one is suspended for drug use.Its DUI.

and if you wanna talk criminals Im sure theres a meter reader walking around that would like to show you the scars she got from being run over by your new reciever.

And if you still wanna talk about drugs and dealing....

Ive got 2 words for ya........Bill Romanowski

Nightfyre

07-25-2005, 07:58 PM

Wow, UD definitely just fell flat on his face. Your team blows, call us if you ever come close to winning the division again.

HolmeZz

07-25-2005, 08:02 PM

Got a lot of nerve trying to knock the character of Chief players when Oakland has Randy Moss and Kerry "Rehab" Collins for starters.

chop

07-25-2005, 08:04 PM

What about the pot smokin, police abusing, big mouth Randy Moss

chop

07-25-2005, 08:06 PM

BTW, you need to get some new material. You've already used this in more than one thread.

Hammock Parties

07-25-2005, 08:10 PM

CHEEFS OWN THA RAIDAS!

Ugly Duck

07-25-2005, 08:30 PM

NO one is suspended for drug use.Its DUI.

Oh, you're right.... Warfield was imprisoned for endangering the lives of innocent people by driving drunk for the 3rd time. It was Bam Morris that was imprisioned for drug possession, conspiracy to distribute drugs, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. Either way, your criminal players reflect the higher crime rate of Kansas City compared to Oakland. I know that myths and legend die hard, but you must try and face it....

Phobia

07-25-2005, 08:41 PM

Please. Bam Morris was here for a cup of coffee. Hell, Mike Webster played in KC longer than Bam. Do you think of KC when you hear the name "Mike Webster?

DJay23

07-25-2005, 08:43 PM

"Hello kettle, this is the pot."

Bwana

07-25-2005, 09:00 PM

We will whip your ass twice this year Faider boy. Now back to your cell be-itch.

Big Chief Homer

07-25-2005, 09:41 PM

Oh, you're right.... Warfield was imprisoned for endangering the lives of innocent people by driving drunk for the 3rd time. It was Bam Morris that was imprisioned for drug possession, conspiracy to distribute drugs, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. Either way, your criminal players reflect the higher crime rate of Kansas City compared to Oakland. I know that myths and legend die hard, but you must try and face it....

dude pull your head out of the sand.or out of your ass

Collins left carolina why? because he did the same thing.(alcoholic)

Moss didnt endanger people lives? Ask the people he ran down with his f*ckin car.Romanowski shortened the lifes of how many people peddling steroids.and who was the guy who missed the superbowl for going on a drug induced rampage.

And one more thing ..........Hows Seigfried and Roy?....dont know ask your old kicker.

One more Todd Marinovich....as I recall he was just arresested again for cookin up the crack in a public restroom stall.Now now theres class.the least he could do was go back to the crack house to do that.

And by the way theres a difference between old and good and old and decrepid!

Nightfyre

07-25-2005, 09:43 PM

UD, quit acting like the ****ing ass clown raider fan you are. Your team is old, too. Neglect to mention the LONG history of criminals the raiders have employed. You have a couple of pieces of reputation to shake before you come smack talking here. That and some recent success wouldn't hurt.

Big Chief Homer

07-25-2005, 09:46 PM

Does anyone else hear the familiar sound of a broom?

sweep..........sweep.......sweep.........sweep

Nightfyre

07-25-2005, 09:46 PM

Lets talk about your kicker being caught with GHB, a date-rape drug, UD. Who's team has worse character?

ChiTown

07-25-2005, 09:46 PM

We will whip your ass twice this year Faider boy. Now back to your cell be-itch.

Ah yes. That's the Mayor of Oakland being escorted by one of the Bay Area's Finest...

stevieray

07-25-2005, 09:50 PM

Oakland fans stab people at games. nuff said.

beavis

07-25-2005, 10:14 PM

I don't see how you guyz can root for a team comprised of criminals and old people.
Did a Raider fan really say this? ROFL

Valiant

07-25-2005, 10:21 PM

kchero

07-25-2005, 10:45 PM

This douchebag needs to be banned based on his retarded weak comments. Ugly, your just like a typical dumb ass trash faider fan (A group of fans that cant even sell out their own stadium)...I have a question for you though.........I know they are both extremly low, but which one is higher....your sperm count or your IQ? Its sad to say, but its probably your trailer park IQ of 22 that is higher.

TEX

07-25-2005, 10:53 PM

Awe Duck - I remember when we were saying the same thing about your Faiders (and you were defending them) the season before they won 3 division championships and proceded to go to the Super Bowl... :hmmm:

Flustrated

07-25-2005, 11:24 PM

OK
QUACK, lets play...
Updated: 11-22-2003
Janikowski Arrested
Raiders kicker Sebastian Janikowski was jailed after getting into a fight in a Walnut Creek, Calif. restaurant Sept. 20, 2003, according to published reports.

Janikowski, 25, was arrested on suspicion of misdemeanor assault, misdemeanor vandalism and public drunkenness, Walnut Creek police Lt. Loren Cattolico told The Associated Press.

Janikowski, who pleaded no contest to a misdemeanor charge of drunken driving in October 2002 and was placed on three years probabtion, was bailed out of County Jail in Martinez, Calif. early Sept. 21, 2003 after posting $2,500 bail, Contra Costa County sheriff's spokesman Jimmy Lee said.

A fight reportedly broke out on the patio of Slattes Supper Club in Walnut Creek. When officers arrived, several people told them they had been assaulted by Janikowski, who was "very intoxicated," police said.

Jimmy Tang, co-owner of Slattes, had a somewhat different version of the incident compared to the police report. In an interview with The Mercury News, Tang said that Janikowski's altercation was with only two patrons and that the Raiders kicker broke the sideview mirror off of only one car.

"He apologized and offered to pay for it," Tang said. "The guy is all, 'No, no, I'm pressing charges.'"

Two days after the altercation, Janikowski played in the Raiders' 31-10 loss at Denver on Sept. 22, 2003. Before the game, Raiders senior assistant Bruce Allen told reporters: "It would have been inappropriate to come to a judgment. I feel he can be absolved from all this."

If Janikowski is charged and convicted, his three-year probation from his 2002 DUI conviction could be affected and he could be subject to disciplinary action by the NFL.

Although Janikowski didn't speak to reporters following Oakland's loss at Denver, The Polish Cannon made a terse comment coming off the practice field two days later: "I'm not going to talk about anything ... only football," he said.

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YOU LOSE-----I WIN, and this only took me 10 minuets, can you immagine what i would have found if I worked on this all day(like it took you to type your post)....end game. nlm

Mr. Kotter

07-25-2005, 11:56 PM

Rausch

07-26-2005, 12:15 AM

Yes, the Chiefs are old. And the raiders are getting younger.

Why then, do you think, you guys suck sooOOOOO much arse? Really, Davis can't seem to buy a win these days.

Oh, and why isn't Rickey Williams a Raider yet?

Red Dawg

07-26-2005, 12:41 AM

Last is an insane prediction for us. With the brilliant off season we have had, last will be virtually impossible.

J Diddy

07-26-2005, 02:36 AM

ROYC75

07-26-2005, 08:39 AM

Awh Duck is just qacking out a few notes to get the season started..........

Try again Duck...... Daffy and Donald sing a better tune than you do .

Ugly Duck

07-26-2005, 08:52 AM

This douchebag needs to be banned

Ugly, your...dumb
"Your dumb." Certainly you can see the irony there, chero? But please don't ban me... I'm only trying to help by pointing out these other ironies as well.

Kinda like how KC Fanz usta always harp on how Oakland's team was too old. And now its the Chiefs that are the ones that are, in USA Today's words, "creakily old".... all of a sudden you are saying that old is good instead of bad.

And like how ChiefsFanz usta rag on Oakland for being a violent town fulla criminals, but it turns out that it is actually Kansas City that has the high number of murders and rapes and crime index.

And like how ChiefsFanz usta say that the Raiderz are a team of criminals, but it turns out that the Chiefs have had their fair share of criminals as well.

Please don't ban me for pointing out these truths. Hey, but cheer up a bit! Even old teams can make some headway. Just three short years ago when Oakland was the old team, we made it to the SuperBowl. Now that KC is old, you guyz might break out of your funk (see my sig).

Now that Oakland is not the old team, we are but an unknown quantity. As Inside Bay Area Sports points out:

"Change in the NFL is expected. But as the Oakland Raiderz go to camp this week, the changes are more extreme than most teams usually anticipate. There could be 15 — eight on offense and seven on defense — and possibly more alterations in the opening day starting lineup from a year ago. That's a change of about 70 percent."

http://www.insidebayarea.com/sports/ci_2886865

Dr. Johnny Fever

07-26-2005, 08:59 AM

Why does anyone post on/acknowledge these moronic threads....? Well other than me saying this anyway.....

Den9899

07-26-2005, 09:18 AM

Even for a Raider fan, this is funny.

Hook, line, and sinker. ROFL

Ugly Duck

07-26-2005, 02:55 PM

Last is an insane prediction for us. Hey you guyz.... don't be jumpin' bad at me..... Its the respected professional football analysts that are predicting that you will come in last. 'Cuz you are "creakily old." It ain't so bad really. Start with getting some young guyz on the team and rebuild.

Look at it this way... if you win three (3) postseason games every year for the next five (5) years, you'll have almost as many postseason wins as the Raiderz!

Nightfyre

07-26-2005, 02:57 PM

Hey you guyz.... don't be jumpin' bad at me..... Its the respected professional football analyst that are predicting that you will come in last. 'Cuz you are "creakily old." It ain't so bad really. Start with getting some young guyz on the team and rebuild.
fixxed your post for you

carlos3652

07-26-2005, 03:20 PM

UD... these stats you mention... just one problem, the % is based off the number of people in the city... I think Oakland has a lot more people than KC, making oakland have "more criminals" than KC...

Also you have to realize that there are about a gazillion fellons in prison not able to cause more crime... The ones that arent in prison show up to the games.... now if there were less people in jail, you might be able to sell out a game so people can enjoy games from their home...

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?

Take your % and shove them up your arse...

Nightfyre

07-28-2005, 10:28 AM

BTW, UD, I would take our creaky old oline and our creaky old QB and our creaky old RB over yours any day of the week. Mostly Sunday tho.

Bearcat

07-28-2005, 10:35 AM

Isn't one of your guys suspended for dealing drugs? I think maybe the reason the Chiefs are such drug-using criminals is because Kansas City has a much higher crime rate than Oakland. Arrowhead draws from the surrounding criminal population, which is why the Chiefs fanz are.... like they are. Here are the crime rates for raucous Kansas City and relatively peaceful Oakland:

Oakland______ murder: 7.8 ___rape: 27.5 ___crime index: 4,896
Kansas City___ murder: 8.3 ___rape: 47.7 ___crime index: 6,338

http://www.bestplaces.net/docs/studies/crime3.aspx

Its time for you Chiefs Fanz to face the music. Your drug-using criminal team is older than the Raiderz. Your crime-infested city is more violent than Oakland. You have trashed the enemy, and he is you.

ROFL ....oh yes, with only slightly more criminal activity than Columbus, OH... I don't know how I can walk down the streets everyday without getting shot ROFL

vailpass

07-28-2005, 11:53 AM

Wow, there must be some truth to what UD says to get so many of you guys to bite so hard on some harmless pre-season Raider smack. ROFL

alanm

07-28-2005, 12:03 PM

Wow, there must be some truth to what UD says to get so many of you guys to bite so hard on some harmless pre-season Raider smack. ROFL
Nah.. it's mostly the noobs panties who are getting bunched up. UD does this every season. ROFL

vailpass

07-28-2005, 12:11 PM

Nah.. it's mostly the noobs panties who are getting bunched up. UD does this every season. ROFL

Then they're lucky Hawaiian Boy isn't still around. I'm not saying UD can't bring it but man Pineapple could sling the major Faider smack.

What do you think the Husker offense will look like this year?

Otter

07-28-2005, 12:16 PM

Let's not forget about the Raider that missed the Super Bowl because he was on a coke bender.

This thread is the equivilent of me starting a fight with Raiders Fans about thier playoff record.

alanm

07-28-2005, 12:24 PM

Then they're lucky Hawaiian Boy isn't still around. I'm not saying UD can't bring it but man Pineapple could sling the major Faider smack.

What do you think the Husker offense will look like this year?
Should be much better. I think the Huskers should at least go 8-3 this year. The Blackshirts should be much improved. Callahan will most likely throw all the 4-5 star baby Huskers into the fire and get them seasoned. On offense I can see the new WR's get lots of playing time. As well as Marlon Lucky at I Back. The Oline will be their strength as well. 06 looks to be the National coming out party for the Huskers. BUT if Callahan doesn't go to a bowl game this season, his ass will defineitly-sp be on top of the stove with the burner turned on high.

vailpass

07-28-2005, 12:30 PM

Should be much better. I think the Huskers should at least go 8-3 this year. The Blackshirts should be much improved. Callahan will most likely throw all the 4-5 star baby Huskers into the fire and get them seasoned. On offense I can see the new WR's get lots of playing time. As well as Marlon Lucky at I Back. The Oline will be their strength as well. 06 looks to be the National coming out party for the Huskers. BUT if Callahan doesn't go to a bowl game this season, his ass will defineitly-sp be on top of the stove with the burner turned on high.

I'll be curious to see the aerial Husker attack; it's going to take some getting used to.
Even after the crap year they had last year the Husker faithful won't accept anything less than a bowl this year? Does it have to be a real bowl or does the Pouhlan Weed Eater bowl count?

alanm

07-28-2005, 12:35 PM

I'll be curious to see the aerial Husker attack; it's going to take some getting used to.
Even after the crap year they had last year the Husker faithful won't accept anything less than a bowl this year? Does it have to be a real bowl or does the Pouhlan Weed Eater bowl count?
Depends on where it's located. If it's in California or Florida it counts. Texas doesn't though. ROFL

Bearcat

07-28-2005, 12:57 PM

Nah.. it's mostly the noobs panties who are getting bunched up. UD does this every season. ROFL

Yeah.... after a while it goes from stirring sh*t to wondering if he's trying the strategy of repeating it until you believe it...

Chief Faithful

07-28-2005, 01:13 PM

Yeah.... after a while it goes from stirring sh*t to wondering if he's trying the strategy of repeating it until you believe it...

No, he just saw his team fall apart from old age so he believes it will happen to the Chiefs. What actually happened to his team is Gruden left, injuries mounted, no depth to step up, and the jail birds stomped the new coach in the ground.

It is true that the Chiefs have some age on offense, but outside of QB there is evidence of good youth ready to take over. Even at QB I think the team is ok with Collins.

The ignorance with comparing what happened to the Raiders to what will happen to the Chiefs is when the old Raider guys got injured there was nobody to take their spots. Plus, the Raider coaches were worthless without Gruden. Thus, the problem was not age it was an issue of no depth and bad coaching. The Chiefs on the other hand have good young talent on the depth chart on offense and excellent coordinators.

If UD wants a soft target he should aim at the defense like everyone else. But, knowing UD he never lets good sense get in the way of trying to stir up the Planet.

whoman69

07-28-2005, 02:18 PM

Isn't one of your guys suspended for dealing drugs? I think maybe the reason the Chiefs are such drug-using criminals is because Kansas City has a much higher crime rate than Oakland. Arrowhead draws from the surrounding criminal population, which is why the Chiefs fanz are.... like they are. Here are the crime rates for raucous Kansas City and relatively peaceful Oakland:

Oakland______ murder: 7.8 ___rape: 27.5 ___crime index: 4,896
Kansas City___ murder: 8.3 ___rape: 47.7 ___crime index: 6,338

http://www.bestplaces.net/docs/studies/crime3.aspx

Its time for you Chiefs Fanz to face the music. Your drug-using criminal team is older than the Raiderz. Your crime-infested city is more violent than Oakland. You have trashed the enemy, and he is you.
The difference is that in Oakland, 98% of it is confined to that rat hole the Raiders play in during a Sunday game.