The line forms behind ME!

[Braincase]

Nicole Kidman wants a baby... (http://entertainment.msn.com/movies/hotgossip4)

[J Diddy]

Dammit.....

I thought we were doing a conga line.

[Iowanian]

I don't think she's that hot, but if she's paying cash....there is no need for the line to form...I'll jar an egg outta those ovaries and while she might get a sprained uterus, I'll guarantee it to stick in the first 2 tries, or the 3rd one is free.

[ROYC75]

Damm it, I was 1st in line 15 years ago, but I got tired of waiting.

[Fire Me Boy!]

The line may start behind you, BC, but you'll have to beat me to her. I don't do lines, I just skip to the front while everyone else is arguing.

[siberian khatru]

Dammit.....

I thought we were doing a conga line.

I think he wants to pull a train on Nicole Kidman. S'OK, but I don't want to be the caboose.

[Fire Me Boy!]

I think he wants to pull a train on Nicole Kidman. S'OK, but I don't want to be the caboose.
If he is talking about a train, think about this... his dick may be in Nicole, but someone else's is in his ass!

[4th and Long]

No way I go anywhere near a former Scientology snatch that has Tom Cruise's slug tracks in it.

[Rain Man]

I don't think she's that hot,...


So do you have one of those computers that actually reads the words out loud, or do you somehow print the posts out in braille?

[Braincase]

No way I go anywhere near a former Scientology snatch that has Tom Cruise's slug tracks in it.

But just get past the 3-inch marker and you're in virgin territory.

[Braincase]

If he is talking about a train, think about this... his dick may be in Nicole, but someone else's is in his ass!

I think I just figured out Redrum69's love letter to me.

[keg in kc]

But just get past the 3-inch marker and you're in virgin territory.This is 4th and short you're talking about.

[4th and Long]

But just get past the 3-inch marker and you're in virgin territory.
Ah. Good point. :hmmm:
This is 4th and short you're talking about.
If I were you, I'd shut my cake hole before I post some of your quotes about your manhood, or I should say, your lack of manhood, from yesterday, tiny.

[keg in kc]

If I were you, I'd shut my cake hole before I post some of your quotes about your manhood, or I should say, your lack of manhood, from yesterday, tiny.I think you guys misunderstood. When I said "4 inches of cold blue steel" I was talking about width.

[4th and Long]

I think you guys misunderstood. When I said "4 inches of cold blue steel" I was talking about width.
Yes but you neglect to mention the 1" long part. Think about it. 4" x 1". In certain circles, that's called a hockey puck.

[Fire Me Boy!]

I think you guys misunderstood. When I said "4 inches of cold blue steel" I was talking about width.
Girth? Still nothing to brag about... that's only a little bigger than a quarter... no kiddin' with the cold blue steel, huh?

[keg in kc]

Girth? Still nothing to brag about... that's only a little bigger than a quarter... no kiddin' with the cold blue steel, huh?I didn't say "girth", I said width. You know, diameter.

I was trying to keep the words short, for 4th...

[4th and Long]

I didn't say "girth", I said width. You know, diameter.

I was trying to keep the words short, for 4th...
SUPERCALAFRAGALISTICEXBEALIDOCIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

[keg in kc]

SUPERCALAFRAGALISTICEXBEALIDOCIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!That chubby little 4th and long is really quite precocious!!!

[Fire Me Boy!]

Even though the sound of it
Is something quite atrocious
If you say it loud enough
You'll always sound precocious
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay

[keg in kc]

God I hate that movie.