How can you train a snake to be a Chiefs fan?

[|Zach|]

My new roomate (the Rams fan) has an 8ft snaked named Benny. I have never lived with a snake but after hearing about him and checking him out it seems pretty cool. Here is the deal...I want to turn Benny into a Chiefs fan. How should I go about this?

It seems like a lot of places where pets live try to do a little bit to recreate their habitat. Maybe I should make Benny feel like he is living in Arrowhead. Fix his tank that way? Some Chiefs surroundings? A few open tailgates back up to the glass? A little BBQ?

Any for good ideas for this project?

:)

[Braincase]

Step 1. Burn all his Raider gear.
Step 2. If a gay snake, burn all his Bronco gear.

[headsnap]

Freud would be all over this thread....



:p

[|Zach|]

Freud would be all over this thread....



:p
ROFL The roomie is a girl, that makes it a little different.

[4th and Long]

I suggest you replace Benny with a coral snake.

http://www.pitt.edu/~mcs2/herp/snake.pics/coral_snake.jpg

It has all the appropriate colors to be a Chiefs fan and as an added bonus, it's highly poisonous. If your roomy reaches into the snakes housing unit to remove it, she will be bitten and probably die. That'll teach her not to root for the Chiefs.

Glad to help.

[KCChiefsMan]

well my roommate has a carpet python and I can pick it up and it's pretty calm but when it smells mice it gets pretty damn excited and bites me when I try to feed it (because my roommate won't feed it and I feel bad for it) the first time I tried to feed it, it bit me 2 times and got half way out of its cage. I've learned that blowing on it's head scares him and it gives me a second to throw the first mouse in and when he's in the middle of eating that first mouse I can throw in the other 2.

I hate that damn snake :banghead:

[Saulbadguy]

Feed it horse meat.

[Tribal Warfare]

dress the mice in AFC West rival gear

[Stinger]

I bet Jenny Gump would love to have her son's hamster over for a play date with said snake

[|Zach|]

I bet Jenny Gump would love to have her son's hamster over for a play date with said snake
ROFL

I had forgotten about all of that.

[HemiEd]

ROFL The roomie is a girl, that makes it a little different.


I am getting a visual here.

[KC Dan]

Tell her to try this:

[|Zach|]

Tell her to try this:
Whoa, it is actually kind of that color. I think she could pull off the outfit ok. Ha.

[KC Dan]

If what you state is true - I will be in town for the Seahag preseason game and can certainly assist you by converting her. Just let me know where!

[Nzoner]

Whoa, it is actually kind of that color.

Perfect,the little red Chiefs tattoos will look great.

[Rain Man]

Feed him Greg Robinson.

[|Zach|]

Feed him Greg Robinson.
How do the cats feel about snaked?

[StcChief]

Feed it cooked Lamb.

[Frazod]

The snake will naturally be inclined to be a Broncos fan (oh the irony that those slimy amoral f#cks actually have a QB nicknamed "Snake"). Hard to fight primal instinct.

Of course, you could show the snake the Broncos' 2005 roster. That might cure it. :D

[Iowanian]

I think you can do this Zach..........

My suggestion, and I do hope you'll post pics........is to use food coloring of the team color of each week's opponent.......Feed it an Orange Mouse on Donkey Week, Baby Blue on Dolt week.....

[chagrin]

Damn, that sssssssssssssucks!

[Calcountry]

My new roomate (the Rams fan) has an 8ft snaked named Benny. I have never lived with a snake but after hearing about him and checking him out it seems pretty cool. Here is the deal...I want to turn Benny into a Chiefs fan. How should I go about this?

It seems like a lot of places where pets live try to do a little bit to recreate their habitat. Maybe I should make Benny feel like he is living in Arrowhead. Fix his tank that way? Some Chiefs surroundings? A few open tailgates back up to the glass? A little BBQ?

Any for good ideas for this project?

:)Buy him a Rat that was bred and produced in the heart of Raider nation.

[Demonpenz]

You should almost give him a piece of food then shank it wide right before he can eat it

[Jenny Gump]

You should almost give him a piece of food then shank it wide right before he can eat it

Brilliant response!