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1adam1238
07-28-2005, 07:36 PM
My first set I remember seeing in movie would have probably been Animal House on HBO. IN the theatre mabye Caddyshack.....

*******Topic stolen from the Mike Church Show*******

tk13
07-28-2005, 07:39 PM
Golden Girls: The Movie

1adam1238
07-28-2005, 07:41 PM
I don't want to see bruises on those knees though.

chop
07-28-2005, 07:41 PM
Golden Girls: The Movie


Is that what turned you off of women? ROFL

FloridaChief
07-28-2005, 07:44 PM
Jenny Agutter. Logan's Run...

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops027/logans_run059.jpg

osumatt
07-28-2005, 07:45 PM
My older brother, who must have been 16 or 17 at the time took me to go see Kentucky Fried Movie. The only thing I really remember is a bunch of midgets whipping naked women who were tied up. Needless to say, that left quite an impression. Must have been about 7 or so...

Go Pokes!!

jettio
07-28-2005, 07:48 PM
Nanook of the North was shown in the fourth grade, but the teacher pounced on the projector and got those Eskimo titties out of focus before any of us could get to thinking about that soft serve that the mommas serve in the land of Borealis.

ChiefFripp
07-28-2005, 07:50 PM
Renevnge of the nerds. Double trouble too, I got to see some hairpie.

yeti
07-28-2005, 07:51 PM
I went with my brother and his friends to see starship troopers and that was the first time I saw boobies in a theater. I can't remember the first time I saw them in a movie on TV.

tk13
07-28-2005, 07:51 PM
Is that what turned you off of women? ROFL
Off of women? How can you resist a threesome of Estelle Getty and Betty White?

Saulbadguy
07-28-2005, 07:52 PM
Beverly Deangelo, in National Lampoons Vacation.

Bootlegged
07-28-2005, 07:59 PM
Porky's? Shit I dunno.

DaKCMan AP
07-28-2005, 07:59 PM
Was probably earlier, but the earliest I can remember now was Howard Stern's Private Parts.

Saulbadguy
07-28-2005, 07:59 PM
Was probably earlier, but the earliest I can remember now was Howard Stern's Private Parts.
WTF. Are you 12 or something?

DaKCMan AP
07-28-2005, 08:00 PM
WTF. Are you 12 or something?

I was at the time 8 years ago :D

go bo
07-28-2005, 08:01 PM
elizabeth taylor's ample cleavage provoked quite a stir when cleopatra came out..

gblowfish
07-28-2005, 08:04 PM
Faye Dunaway in "Network."
"I'm as Mad as Hell, and I'm NOT going to take this anymore!!!"

dilligaf
07-28-2005, 08:05 PM
My older brother, who must have been 16 or 17 at the time took me to go see Kentucky Fried Movie. The only thing I really remember is a bunch of midgets whipping naked women who were tied up. Needless to say, that left quite an impression. Must have been about 7 or so...

Go Pokes!!
Kentucky Fried Movie was the first movie that I saw boobage. Very stupid show it was.
The first time on TV had to be Roots. But those were nasty. :shake:

Braincase
07-28-2005, 08:11 PM
Olivia Hussey, Romeo & Juliet, 1968. Saw 'em at a High School Field Trip when we were studying Shakespeare, 7th grade.

http://blog.chosun.com/web_file/blog/123/7623/1/Olivia_Hussey.jpg

Joe Seahawk
07-28-2005, 08:22 PM
Kay Lenz "White Line Fever" (1975) Watched it in a drive in right after "Jaws"

I'll never forget those gorgeous hooters. I was 12 and I remember thinking to myself.. You know? I really like those!

Mr. Laz
07-28-2005, 08:23 PM
Jaws ... the initial scene with the drunk chick going skinny dipping before getting chomped.

Joe Seahawk
07-28-2005, 08:24 PM
Jaws ... the initial scene with the drunk chick going skinny dipping before getting chomped.

You couldn't see them very good in a drive in..

Mr. Laz
07-28-2005, 08:26 PM
You couldn't see them very good in a drive in..
ya... but i was like 9 yrs old


i would drool at the mere hint/shadow of boobage :drool:

Joe Seahawk
07-28-2005, 08:28 PM
ya... but i was like 9 yrs old


i would drool at the mere hint/shadow of boobage :drool:


I honestly didn't realize how magical and powerful boobies were until I actually saw Kay Lenz's.. I've been hooked ever since..

In fact I grew my own..:rolleyes:

Nzoner
07-28-2005, 08:30 PM
I respectively decline to answer on the grounds that my answer would most likely make my dad look like a very bad parent.

VonneMarie
07-28-2005, 08:35 PM
On some doors in the movie Mommie Dearest.

1adam1238
07-28-2005, 08:36 PM
I remember when my town got HBO in the late 70's. I remember looking at the guide and only watching the movies that had the N........sitting watching some of the worse movies ever made for a second shot of some boobies...ain't life great!!!!

Iowanian
07-28-2005, 08:36 PM
Junction Drivein. Road in the truck with my brother and an uncle and his friend(they were in HS and I was probably 10?)

Caddyshack.

jettio
07-28-2005, 08:40 PM
I remember when my town got HBO in the late 70's. I remember looking at the guide and only watching the movies that had the N........sitting watching some of the worse movies ever made for a second shot of some boobies...ain't life great!!!!

The obvious follow-up question is breast, bottle, or wet nurse nanny?

Nzoner
07-28-2005, 08:44 PM
I remember when my town got HBO in the late 70's. I remember looking at the guide and only watching the movies that had the N........sitting watching some of the worse movies ever made for a second shot of some boobies...ain't life great!!!!

That reminded me of.....


http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/MG/206293.jpg

Lonewolf Ed
07-28-2005, 08:54 PM
My first set I remember seeing in movie would have probably been Animal House on HBO. IN the theatre mabye Caddyshack.....

*******Topic stolen from the Mike Church Show*******

Well, if mammary serves... I think it must have been in King Kong, the 1976 (?) remake with Jessica Lange. If I had blinked, I would have missed seeing her bare breasts. On TV, it was definitely the Benny Hill Show, God rest his dear soul.

theultimatekcchiefsfan
07-28-2005, 08:57 PM
The Kentucky Fried Movie. The scene: Catholic Highschool Girls Out After Midnight. My parents mistakenly took us to see this at the drive in. I was about 9. My mom taught Sunday School and is a very wholesome woman. My dad said we werent leaving, because he bought 5 tickets. I just sat there taking it all in... :)

Kentucky Fried Movie (http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0076257/)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6305840083.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg


Second Movie would have been H. O. T. S. It was about a bunch of homely sorrority sisters who found out if they dressed like Hooters girls and put out that they would become popular. Lots of TNA in this one.

HOTS (http://www.moviegoods.com/movie_product.asp?master_movie_id=6653)

http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/253485.1020.A.jpg

Herzig
07-28-2005, 08:59 PM
My first set I remember seeing in movie would have probably been Animal House on HBO. IN the theatre mabye Caddyshack.....

*******Topic stolen from the Mike Church Show*******

We must be about the same age. Same movies...add the movie "Airplane" into the mix. Stripes, Hollywood Knights, Fast Times at Ridgemont High in the mix too. BTW, I'm 34.

1adam1238
07-28-2005, 09:02 PM
Fast Times was GREAT!!! One of my favorites....got it on DVD....

Bowser
07-28-2005, 09:02 PM
Ahh, a cherished memory. The first time I recall seeing teats on HBO and becoming, ummm, moved by the sight, was from some crappy film called Deathstalker. I can't even tell you what the flick was about, except that the blonde in the film had ample breateses.

4th and Long
07-28-2005, 09:03 PM
Olivia Hussey, Romeo & Juliet, 1968. Saw 'em at a High School Field Trip when we were studying Shakespeare, 7th grade.

http://blog.chosun.com/web_file/blog/123/7623/1/Olivia_Hussey.jpg
Ditto except it wasn't a field trip. We were studying the play and they showed us the movie. They also instructed us not to laugh or giggle at the nudity, all for naught of course.

Nzoner
07-28-2005, 09:04 PM
Fast Times at Ridgemont High

I may be a little older but that is still a most memorable set.

http://www.jim.aquino.com/images/phoebe-cates.jpg

siberian khatru
07-28-2005, 09:05 PM
That reminded me of.....


http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/MG/206293.jpg


Unfortunately, that also had a naked William Shatner in it. :Lin:

Dartgod
07-28-2005, 09:08 PM
Faye Dunaway in "Network."
"I'm as Mad as Hell, and I'm NOT going to take this anymore!!!"
Hehe. Faye Dunaway in Bonnie and Clyde at the drive-in. I must have been 7 or 8 years old. :drool:

Nzoner
07-28-2005, 09:11 PM
Ditto except it wasn't a field trip. We were studying the play and they showed us the movie. They also instructed us not to laugh or giggle at the nudity, all for naught of course.

My viewing was on an 8th grade field trip,I remember it vividly because my gf and I sat in the row behind our teacher and I'll never forget what a bitch it was trying to be quiet while getting my gf's zipper down.

Delano
07-28-2005, 09:14 PM
I remember my babysitter bringing over a movie to watch while my ma was working one night. The girl lived on the same floor about two doors down. It was the late 80's and the movie was about some broad that dressed up as a guy to impress her crush. When it comes time to reveal her secret, she does just that, and shows the dude her boobays. My eyes apparently popped out of my sockets, because the babysitter was laughing at my reaction. She then says to me "did you like that? would you like to see mine." At this point I was shocked and just nodded in horny disbelief. She laughed and said just kidding. :banghead:

Nzoner
07-28-2005, 09:14 PM
Unfortunately, that also had a naked William Shatner in it. :Lin:

Until now,I had blocked that part out,thanks buddy. :cuss:

Bowser
07-28-2005, 09:18 PM
Oh yeah, another early booby film - Humanoids From the Deep. There is this really horrible pickup line in the film where a guy has a puppet, and asks his girlfriend while in puppet mode "Do you wanna see my woodpecker?"

Strange how we hold on to certain memories.......

KS Smitty
07-28-2005, 09:27 PM
I believe it was Barbara Hershey in Boxcar Bertha with David Carradine. A long long time ago...I think I was 12 and had no idea that boobies got that big.

go bo
07-28-2005, 09:35 PM
Olivia Hussey, Romeo & Juliet, 1968. Saw 'em at a High School Field Trip when we were studying Shakespeare, 7th grade.

http://blog.chosun.com/web_file/blog/123/7623/1/Olivia_Hussey.jpgmmmmmm...

olivia hussey...

mmmmmmm...

i think i'm still in love with that girl...

wowza...

go bo
07-28-2005, 09:42 PM
I remember my babysitter bringing over a movie to watch while my ma was working one night. The girl lived on the same floor about two doors down. It was the late 80's and the movie was about some broad that dressed up as a guy to impress her crush. When it comes time to reveal her secret, she does just that, and shows the dude her boobays. My eyes apparently popped out of my sockets, because the babysitter was laughing at my reaction. She then says to me "did you like that? would you like to see mine." At this point I was shocked and just nodded in horny disbelief. She laughed and said just kidding. :banghead:did you know that you were looking at a very young teri hatcher?

WolfDawg
07-28-2005, 09:51 PM
I remember my babysitter bringing over a movie to watch while my ma was working one night. The girl lived on the same floor about two doors down. It was the late 80's and the movie was about some broad that dressed up as a guy to impress her crush. When it comes time to reveal her secret, she does just that, and shows the dude her boobays. My eyes apparently popped out of my sockets, because the babysitter was laughing at my reaction. She then says to me "did you like that? would you like to see mine." At this point I was shocked and just nodded in horny disbelief. She laughed and said just kidding. :banghead:


Just One of the Guys was the movie I believe. I think my first look in the theater was Friday the 13th or Excalibur I don't remeber which came first.

dilligaf
07-28-2005, 09:55 PM
I remember when my town got HBO in the late 70's. I remember looking at the guide and only watching the movies that had the N........sitting watching some of the worse movies ever made for a second shot of some boobies...ain't life great!!!!
There were some very bad movies back then, but I watched everyone of them. :p

el borracho
07-28-2005, 09:58 PM
In the theater? Probably either "For Your Eyes Only" or "Clash of the Titans."

1adam1238
07-28-2005, 10:00 PM
In the theater? Probably either "For Your Eyes Only" or "Clash of the Titans."

I forgot about that one....Clash of the Titans....I thought that chick was too hot......

dilligaf
07-28-2005, 10:02 PM
Just One of the Guys was the movie I believe. I think my first look in the theater was Friday the 13th or Excalibur I don't remeber which came first.
It was Just One of the Guys and that was a dandy set of hoots. But it wasnt Terri Hatcher. :deevee:

dilligaf
07-28-2005, 10:04 PM
It was Just One of the Guys and that was a dandy set of hoots. But it wasnt Terri Hatcher. :deevee:
Her name was Joyce Hyser.

Mr Grimm
07-28-2005, 10:11 PM
porky's i think. :clap:

1adam1238
07-28-2005, 10:14 PM
porky's i think. :clap:

I think that was my first shot of muff in a movie

Fire Me Boy!
07-28-2005, 10:19 PM
These are the first I'm remembering off hand... no pun intended.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00013WWT8.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

StcChief
07-28-2005, 10:23 PM
Carnal Knowledge

Mr Grimm
07-28-2005, 10:24 PM
I think that was my first shot of muff in a movie


they got that on DVD yet???

Mosbonian
07-28-2005, 11:17 PM
The Harrad Experiment.....1973

It had a very young Don Johnson, Laurie Walters (who later went on to play Joanie Bradford in the TV program "Eight is Enough"), Bruno Kirby, James Whitmore & Tippi Hedren.

It also had a very young Melanie Griffith and Gregory Harrison (Trapper John, MD)....

mmaddog
*******

greg63
07-28-2005, 11:34 PM
Young Frankenstine, they were fixed to a set of large wooden doors. Gene Wilder commented on how big they were. LOL

Logical
07-29-2005, 01:20 AM
I believe that would be the glorious Pussy Galore (Honor Blackman) in Goldfinger at the ripe old age of 8 however they were scantily covered by seashells. :drool: The same year I also went out and saw Dr. No with the unforgettable Ursula Andress. Again barely covered for the time.

http://www.filmsite.org/escenes/drno.jpg

First actual nudity was in the Graduate at 12 years old and that was Anne Bancroft

Rausch
07-29-2005, 01:41 AM
they got that on DVD yet???

1995 was first print I thi-......Probably...I guess...

luv
07-29-2005, 01:46 AM
Not that this thread is meant for a female to reply on, but I think the first time I saw them in a movie might have been Fast Times at Ridgemont High. I think, anyway. Wasn't really a memorable experience for me. :p

Tribal Warfare
07-29-2005, 02:00 AM
Patsy Kensit in Lethal Weapon 2


http://www.moviemarket.co.uk/thumbnails/150thumbs/24045.jpg (http://www.moviemarket.co.uk/Photos/T102135_C4045.html)

Mr Grimm
07-29-2005, 02:42 AM
Patsy Kensit in Lethal Weapon 2


http://www.moviemarket.co.uk/thumbnails/150thumbs/24045.jpg (http://www.moviemarket.co.uk/Photos/T102135_C4045.html)


together with that accent....ROWR

Rausch
07-29-2005, 03:07 AM
Patsy Kensit in Lethal Weapon 2


http://www.moviemarket.co.uk/thumbnails/150thumbs/24045.jpg (http://www.moviemarket.co.uk/Photos/T102135_C4045.html)

Eh, I'm not much for the Aussie accent.

You take the booty-thunder-down-under and I'll snag the lilly-white-tight-fit beauties in Ireland...

Brando
07-29-2005, 07:54 AM
Linda Hamilton in "Terminator." Man was I excited to see those.

chagrin
07-29-2005, 07:56 AM
Susan Sarandon in Atlantic City, nice

Donger
07-29-2005, 08:07 AM
together with that accent....ROWR

What accent?

Donger
07-29-2005, 08:08 AM
Eh, I'm not much for the Aussie accent.

You take the booty-thunder-down-under and I'll snag the lilly-white-tight-fit beauties in Ireland...

Aussie? She's a Brit, and in LW2 she was trying to use a South African accent.

4th and Long
07-29-2005, 08:28 AM
What accent?
ROFL
Aussie? She's a Brit, and in LW2 she was trying to use a South African accent.
Maybe he got her and Mel Gibson confused? :shrug:

:p

BigRedChief
07-29-2005, 08:33 AM
I took my 13 year old son to a Motley Crue concert and Tommy got out the "tits" cam and went out in front of the audience and had them flash the boobs for about 5 mintues. Some mighty fine examples were in attendance on that night.

morphius
07-29-2005, 08:36 AM
I'm guessing it was probably Airplane, but I'm not postive. I seem to have some flashback of some women doing the "Hi Ho! Hi Ho!" 7 dwarfs thing with some rather large hats that covered their head down to their shoulders and no shirts so that their boobs were the eyes.

4th and Long
07-29-2005, 08:37 AM
Jenny Agutter. Logan's Run...

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops027/logans_run059.jpg
Can't leave out Farrah Fawcett's boobies (Holly 13) from that film either. :drool:
http://www.hissandpop.com/celebrities/f/farrahfawcett/photos/020.jpg

ChiefsOne
07-29-2005, 09:12 AM
I'm sure I don't remember the first, but the ones that made the biggest impression was Phobie Cates in Fast Times at Ridgemont High!

Rain Man
07-29-2005, 09:21 AM
I don't recall the first, but when I was about 16, our town got cable TV for the first time. Once every three months or so, they would open up all of the channels for free as a marketing ploy. I discovered this late one night when "Lady Chatterly's Lover" appeared in full living color. Oh, my. It was very soft-core porn, but to a kid in the Ozarks in the late 1970s it was about all I could handle. Got to see pretty much everything I needed to see.

My first full-frontal nudity at a movie was the Tom Hanks movie, "Bachelor Party". They flashed up some gorgeous chick completely naked and walking toward the camera, and I about choked on my popcorn.

ROYC75
07-29-2005, 09:29 AM
Hehe. Faye Dunaway in Bonnie and Clyde at the drive-in. I must have been 7 or 8 years old. :drool:

Same here but at the Waldo on Easter Sunday, I think I was 10 or 11, somewhere around there.

My granny went with us, she bout flipped out that dad took all of us out to eat then to see this movie.

Electric
07-29-2005, 09:29 AM
did you know that you were looking at a very young teri hatcher?

Joyce Hyser

Electric
07-29-2005, 09:31 AM
WAaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy Back: Shanty Tramp.

First on TV was the beginning of some of 007's movies.

ROYC75
07-29-2005, 09:33 AM
Carnal Knowledge

Ann Margret .......... :drool: Afterall we are talking late 60's and early 70's here.

Dartgod
07-29-2005, 09:40 AM
I'm guessing it was probably Airplane, but I'm not postive.
I've seen this mentioned a few times, but don't recall boobies in Airplane!

What scene was it in? I remember the scene when the pilot passes out and the show the boobies up close shaking like a bowl of jello, but they're fully clothed. Or is this the edited, television version?

ChiTown
07-29-2005, 09:43 AM
I've seen this mentioned a few times, but don't recall boobies in Airplane!

What scene was it in? I remember the scene when the pilot passes out and the show the boobies up close shaking like a bowl of jello, but they're fully clothed. Or is this the edited, television version?

When they first encounter a problem on the plane, air masks drop, people scream and a big pair of boobs wiggle in front of the screen. Now that I think about it, it's pretty hilarious.

alanm
07-29-2005, 09:45 AM
ROFL

Maybe he got her and Mel Gibson confused? :shrug:

:p
Actually Mel Gibson is a American. He was born in New York but his family moved down under when he was 12.

ChiTown
07-29-2005, 09:46 AM
Actually Mel Gibson is a American. He was born in New York but his family moved down under when he was 12.

No $hit? Wow, I never knew that. Thanks :thumb:

onescrewleftuntwisted
07-29-2005, 09:46 AM
1941

Dartgod
07-29-2005, 09:47 AM
When they first encounter a problem on the plane, air masks drop, people scream and a big pair of boobs wiggle in front of the screen. Now that I think about it, it's pretty hilarious.
OK, I think that's the same scene I was thinking of. I guess I haven't seen an unedited version of it in a while. I need to get that on DVD.

alanm
07-29-2005, 09:54 AM
No $hit? Wow, I never knew that. Thanks :thumb:

Mel Columcille Gerard Gibson was born on January 3, 1956, in Peekskill, New York, USA as the sixth of eleven children to parents Hutton Gibson, a railroad brakeman, and Ann Gibson, who was born in Australia and died in December of 1990. Though born in the US, in 1968 Mel and his family moved to New South Wales, Australia.

Herzig
07-29-2005, 09:56 AM
My first full-frontal nudity at a movie was the Tom Hanks movie, "Bachelor Party". They flashed up some gorgeous chick completely naked and walking toward the camera, and I about choked on my popcorn.

The girl you are talking about was Tawny Kitaen from the Whitesnake videos...didn't she get arrested for beating up some guy recently?

http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%3Fp%3Dtawny%2Bkitaen%2Bbachelor%2Bparty%2Bpics%26pr ssweb%3DSearch%26ei%3DUTF-8%26fl%3D0&h=600&w=800&imgcurl=www.bachelorpartymovie.com%2Fmontage_tawny_kitaen.jpg&imgurl=www.bachelorpartymovie.com%2Fmontage_tawny_kitaen.jpg&size=356.5kB&name=montage_tawny_kitaen.jpg&rcurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bachelorpartymovie.com%2Fbachelor_party_characters&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bachelorpartymovie.com%2Fbachelor_party_characters&p=tawny+kitaen+bachelor+party&type=jpeg&no=4&tt=11&fr=moz2

Chief Henry
07-29-2005, 10:03 AM
The first Billy Jack movie is where I saw my first knockers. THat chick was tied up by the lake
and they showed the whole thing, knockers and
beaver, if I remember correctly.

KC Kings
07-29-2005, 10:05 AM
Godfather

Electric
07-29-2005, 10:07 AM
The first Billy Jack movie is where I saw my first knockers. THat chick was tied up by the lake
and they showed the whole thing, knockers and
beaver, if I remember correctly.

I don't remember the beaver, but those tata's were bodacious!!!

Baby Lee
07-29-2005, 10:09 AM
I recall a few movies I couldn't identify showing boobies at the drive-in over on the 'grown up' screen which I could just make out if I craned my neck over in front of the 'family' screen.

But the first concrete recollection of a movie I can identify is Excalibur when I was 9 at the theaters. My mom practically sat on my head to block my view when the full on sex scene intercut with a gory impaling came on screen.

Donger
07-29-2005, 10:09 AM
The girl you are talking about was Tawny Kitaen from the Whitesnake videos...didn't she get arrested for beating up some guy recently?

http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%3Fp%3Dtawny%2Bkitaen%2Bbachelor%2Bparty%2Bpics%26pr ssweb%3DSearch%26ei%3DUTF-8%26fl%3D0&h=600&w=800&imgcurl=www.bachelorpartymovie.com%2Fmontage_tawny_kitaen.jpg&imgurl=www.bachelorpartymovie.com%2Fmontage_tawny_kitaen.jpg&size=356.5kB&name=montage_tawny_kitaen.jpg&rcurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bachelorpartymovie.com%2Fbachelor_party_characters&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bachelorpartymovie.com%2Fbachelor_party_characters&p=tawny+kitaen+bachelor+party&type=jpeg&no=4&tt=11&fr=moz2

Actually, that's incorrect. It wasn't Kitaen, although her head was superimposed on the gal's body. It was Monique Gabrielle, born in KC.

Armyofme
07-29-2005, 10:13 AM
My first reaction was Airplane!... I still have a pretty vivid picture of those puppies filed in my mind ;)

After thinking about it though, it was probably Big Bad Mama.

mrbiggz
07-29-2005, 10:13 AM
probably porkies

Katipan
07-29-2005, 10:14 AM
Ghost Story was the movie, but the naked chick's name elludes me...

at least i saw them for a split second before my parents clapped their hands over my eyes

Nzoner
07-29-2005, 10:22 AM
Anyone remember a movie called If You Don't Stop It,You'll Go Blind?

Another early recollection as I snuck into this one as a kid.

http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1000/49542.1000.A.JPG

siberian khatru
07-29-2005, 10:25 AM
Something I sneaked watching on HBO late at night around 1975-76. Maybe "The Last Days of Man on Earth," aka "The Final Programme," a trippy sci-fi movie based on a Michael Moorcock series of novels. Jenny Runacre was a fetching Brit actress who bared all.

But that's just a wild guess.

eazyb81
07-29-2005, 10:38 AM
One of the Nightmare on Elm Street movies, I think it was part 4. The scene I remember in my head is some guy that had a vision of a naked chick inside his waterbed. Anyways, I remember seeing that part and immediately dropping my Coke on the ground in the theaters, I think my dad got a kick out of that. ROFL

I also remember going to friends houses and staying up late to watch any HBO movie that had an "N" listed in the TV guide....that was awesome.

KC Kings
07-29-2005, 10:39 AM
My mom practically sat on my head to block my view when the full on sex scene intercut with a gory impaling came on screen.

This could get interesting...

Rain Man
07-29-2005, 10:48 AM
I also remember going to friends houses and staying up late to watch any HBO movie that had an "N" listed in the TV guide....that was awesome.

This is a recurring theme on this thread, and I know that I used the same system.

It's rather humorous that this system to protect kids is/was widely used as a means of seeking out the things we were being protected from. Talk about your unintended consequences...

ChiTown
07-29-2005, 10:49 AM
Cybil Shepherd - The Last Picture Show

It had been out for a couple of years before we saw it. Probably around '73.

ROYC75
07-29-2005, 10:51 AM
The first Billy Jack movie is where I saw my first knockers. THat chick was tied up by the lake
and they showed the whole thing, knockers and
beaver, if I remember correctly.


Nothing unusual about beavers and lakes ? :hmmm:

KChiefs1
07-29-2005, 10:54 AM
Jacqueline Bisset in "Secrets"....saw it on HBO in the late '70's!

All I can say is they were real & fabulous! Whatta Rack!

siberian khatru
07-29-2005, 11:10 AM
Jacqueline Bisset in "Secrets"....saw it on HBO in the late '70's!

All I can say is they were real & fabulous! Whatta Rack!

Even before that, Jackie in the wet white T-shirt in "The Deep." :drool:

Nzoner
07-29-2005, 11:16 AM
This is a recurring theme on this thread, and I know that I used the same system.

It's rather humorous that this system to protect kids is/was widely used as a means of seeking out the things we were being protected from. Talk about your unintended consequences...

We had a system that was a box with buttons you pushed in order to get pay-tv.Not having HBO at the time my step-brother and I figured out that by using a toothpick we could insert it alongside the button and it would catch halfway between up and down causing the HBO picture to pop in.

KChiefs1
07-29-2005, 11:23 AM
Secrets was made in 1971 when Bisset was much younger than "The Deep"...I just saw it in the late seventies.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067725/

Check out the user comments:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067725/usercomments

Six years before she made a big splash on the screen with her famous wet t-shirt scene in the movie "The Deep" in 1977 gorgeous Jackie Bisset showed off her natural and impressive physical attributes in a little known English soap opera-like film called "Secrets"

eazyb81
07-29-2005, 11:25 AM
This is a recurring theme on this thread, and I know that I used the same system.

It's rather humorous that this system to protect kids is/was widely used as a means of seeking out the things we were being protected from. Talk about your unintended consequences...

Yep, kids are a lot smarter then adults give them credit for.

I sat through countless awful movies just for a glimpse of a real pair of boobs when I was a kid. Ironically, I continue to go to extremes everyday so I get some boob action at night. ROFL

I guess the ends really do justify the means.

MOhillbilly
07-29-2005, 11:59 AM
Porkys

siberian khatru
07-29-2005, 12:03 PM
Secrets was made in 1971 when Bisset was much younger than "The Deep"...I just saw it in the late seventies.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067725/

Check out the user comments:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067725/usercomments

Six years before she made a big splash on the screen with her famous wet t-shirt scene in the movie "The Deep" in 1977 gorgeous Jackie Bisset showed off her natural and impressive physical attributes in a little known English soap opera-like film called "Secrets"

Interesting. It was released in the U.S. in 1978, which is when I remember it. :thumb:

KChiefs1
07-29-2005, 12:19 PM
Interesting. It was released in the U.S. in 1978, which is when I remember it. :thumb:

The Deep probably caused a big enough stir that they thought they'd rerelease it to get some extra $$$$$$. Secrets is a must for any Bisset fan & anyone who loves big ole natural titties on a hot chick! There's a scene in it with the older guy licking & sucking on those beauties too. I wanted to be an actor after watching that scene!

siberian khatru
07-29-2005, 12:24 PM
The Deep probably caused a big enough stir that they thought they'd rerelease it to get some extra $$$$$$.

I suspect that's exactly right. I also seem to remember, around the same time, that HBO showed an early Bissett film from the late 60s ("The Grasshopper"???) that had her in a shower scene.

She still looks gorgeous today. One of the great, often-overlooked beauties of our time. Those eyes! Those tits!

bringbackmarty
07-29-2005, 12:27 PM
appalonia the only pair of tits from the godfather films, I married a girl with her tits exactly. and her face.

siberian khatru
07-29-2005, 12:37 PM
appalonia the only pair of tits from the godfather films, I married a girl with her tits exactly. and her face.

Do you still let her start the car first?

HemiEd
07-29-2005, 02:44 PM
Angie Dickenson, do not remember the movie but she was pretty young.

whoman69
07-29-2005, 05:59 PM
Bo Derek in 10. My sister's date claimed he was my parent.

go bo
07-29-2005, 07:13 PM
Joyce Hyser, actually. Whoever the f*ck that is.damn...

no wonder she looked so much better when she got older...

Cannibal
07-29-2005, 07:30 PM
Without reading a single reply...

It was "Blue Lagoon"... Brook Shields... gooodddd I'd like to penetrate that snatch!

HAHA!

Nzoner
07-29-2005, 08:21 PM
Cybil Shepherd - The Last Picture Show

It had been out for a couple of years before we saw it. Probably around '73.

Oh yeah,the strip tease on the diving board,as I recall the director,Bogdanavich,was hitting that.

yeti
07-29-2005, 10:12 PM
Without reading a single reply...

It was "Blue Lagoon"... Brook Shields... gooodddd I'd like to penetrate that snatch!

HAHA!


I farted once on the set of Blue Lagoon.........SLAP!

ROFL

Line Judge
07-29-2005, 10:14 PM
It looks like most planeteers are younger than me.

Try Bridgette Bardot in "Une parisienne" 1957

Breast exposure was measured in nanoseconds.

thebrad84
02-14-2008, 01:27 PM
I'm sure I don't remember the first, but the ones that made the biggest impression was Phobie Cates in Fast Times at Ridgemont High!

http://men.style.com/images/gq/features/020105/globes_fastTimes.jpg


BTW, some writer for GQ magazine created a nice little slideshow of "A literate look at the most unforgettable breasts in movie history" It is, of course, NSFW. Some are interesting picks, IMO. Link below.

http://men.style.com/gq/features/full?id=content_323

acesn8s
02-14-2008, 01:40 PM
I remember when my town got HBO in the late 70's. I remember looking at the guide and only watching the movies that had the N........sitting watching some of the worse movies ever made for a second shot of some boobies...ain't life great!!!!When I was a kid, we had just got cable and I was channel surfing. Came across Nickelodeon at 5:59pm. I stopped to see what would come on next but I didn't know that Nick went off air at 6pm. Lo and behold!!! They replaced Nick with Playboy at 6 every night! That was the first time I ever saw a stripper pole. oh...and boobays... and alot of other things.:D

Coogs
02-14-2008, 02:04 PM
Linda Lovelace in Linda Lovelace for President in the middle 70's. :thumb:

stonedstooge
02-14-2008, 02:16 PM
Our theater in town used to show Alaskan hunting films and other outdoor adventure type shows when I was a kid in the mid 60's. But they would show previews of movies up and coming. One time they showed some previews to a movie, don't remember the name of it but full of scenes of gals with their tops off drawing on each other with markers or something. The old man started to take us to more movies after that for a time. Never saw it happen again, but was before they started rating movies I think.

alpha_omega
02-14-2008, 02:18 PM
Ha ha ha....i remember this thread!

Not sure about movies, but on TV it had to be on "The Benny Hill Show"!

bowener
02-14-2008, 02:21 PM
First ones I can remember are from "Under Seige". The first one where the chick bursts out of the cake... giant tits.

kaplin42
02-14-2008, 02:25 PM
Jamie Lee Curtis -- Trading Places.


I still watch that movie because

1. It's fooking hilarious
2. Reliving childhood memories is fun.

Blankey
02-14-2008, 02:27 PM
I think it was in Under Siege, when that girl jumps out of the cake. Think I was like 7.

kaplin42
02-14-2008, 02:30 PM
I think it was in Under Siege, when that girl jumps out of the cake. Think I was like 7.


Erika Eleniak (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000143/) I believe. Yeah she was some good faping material that's for sure.

Skyy God
02-14-2008, 02:37 PM
Most memorably, Daryl Hannah in Splash at the tender age of 7. All too brief (and possibly a body double), however.

Skyy God
02-14-2008, 02:38 PM
Our theater in town used to show Alaskan hunting films and other outdoor adventure type shows when I was a kid in the mid 60's. But they would show previews of movies up and coming. One time they showed some previews to a movie, don't remember the name of it but full of scenes of gals with their tops off drawing on each other with markers or something. The old man started to take us to more movies after that for a time. Never saw it happen again, but was before they started rating movies I think.

Sounds like a preview for a nudie cutie....

chasedude
02-14-2008, 02:48 PM
Ha ha ha....i remember this thread!

Not sure about movies, but on TV it had to be on "The Benny Hill Show"!
Benny Hill was my first shot of beautiful breasts. I used to watch the show with my dad and my mother would get mad. "Let the boy watch..." he'd say, "I'm glad he likes them" ROFL

StcChief
02-14-2008, 02:49 PM
a PG-13 in 1970 not sure what it was. but they checked my ID.

and nano-seconds for nips was the word. Barbarella I think, it had been out for awhile.

Monty
02-14-2008, 02:51 PM
My first exposure that I recall was to a movie called Mandigo, it came out in 75-76 or somewhere close to that. I watched it in during the summer of 1977, we just got cable and HBO....I watched a LOT of HBO that summer. :D

MTG#10
02-14-2008, 03:02 PM
The first Creepshow...I dont know what the chicks name was.

htismaqe
02-14-2008, 03:16 PM
It was either "The Blue Lagoon" or "Fast Times at Ridgemont High".

hawkchief
02-14-2008, 03:17 PM
Wan't my first, but Uma Thurman's rack in whatever the movie was with John Malkovich was simply amazing.

kc rush
02-14-2008, 03:29 PM
Kelly McGillis in Witness.

Valiant
02-14-2008, 03:36 PM
Porkies or toxic avenger movie...

Whoarethechefs
02-14-2008, 03:41 PM
Angie Dickenson in Big Bad Mama - I saw it when I was 11 and thought it was the greatest movie ever made.

Police Woman doin Cap'n Kirk MWAHAHAHAHAHAA

Dr.Fine
02-14-2008, 03:46 PM
I don't recall actually seeing her boobs but I distinctly recall witnessing my first orgasm (Jane Fonda in Barbarella):

Megbert
02-14-2008, 03:46 PM
Angie Dickenson in Big Bad Mama - I saw it when I was 11 and thought it was the greatest movie ever made.

Police Woman doin Cap'n Kirk MWAHAHAHAHAHAA
I saw that with my dad at Twin Lakes Drive-In.
Don't remember the knockers though.

Either Airplane or Animal House.

Jilly
02-14-2008, 03:47 PM
was there boobs in that movie, Splash with Darryl Hannah? Because for some reason, that is vaguely what I'm remembering.

Skyy God
02-14-2008, 03:53 PM
was there boobs in that movie, Splash with Darryl Hannah? Because for some reason, that is vaguely what I'm remembering.

Really briefly..... she was underwater.

Rain Man
02-14-2008, 05:45 PM
I don't have a good memory of my first cinema mammaries, but I have a distinct memory that's related.

When I was in high school, a couple of friends and I were going to go see "Bachelor Party" with Tom Hanks. We didn't really know what it was about or anything, and it was before Tom Hanks was big. As we were leaving, the father of one of my friends said, "Hey, I'm not doing anything. Mind if I go with you?" He was a former army colonel in Nam and we were scared of him, so we said, "Sure."

So we go to the movie, and I end up on one end with the friend's dad next to me. We're watching the movie, which has a fair amount of raciness in it, and all of a sudden, like a vision from God, this scene unfolds where a gorgeous woman is completely naked facing the camera. My first-ever full-frontal nudity in a movie. And of course, my friend's dad is right next to me, and he's a pretty strong personality, and I was praying that he wasn't going to pull us out of the theater right then and there. Fortunately, he didn't.

Wow. That scene was....wow.

Donger
02-14-2008, 05:51 PM
I don't have a good memory of my first cinema mammaries, but I have a distinct memory that's related.

When I was in high school, a couple of friends and I were going to go see "Bachelor Party" with Tom Hanks. We didn't really know what it was about or anything, and it was before Tom Hanks was big. As we were leaving, the father of one of my friends said, "Hey, I'm not doing anything. Mind if I go with you?" He was a former army colonel in Nam and we were scared of him, so we said, "Sure."

So we go to the movie, and I end up on one end with the friend's dad next to me. We're watching the movie, which has a fair amount of raciness in it, and all of a sudden, like a vision from God, this scene unfolds where a gorgeous woman is completely naked facing the camera. My first-ever full-frontal nudity in a movie. And of course, my friend's dad is right next to me, and he's a pretty strong personality, and I was praying that he wasn't going to pull us out of the theater right then and there. Fortunately, he didn't.

Wow. That scene was....wow.

"Rain Man, take me, please."

Rain Man
02-14-2008, 05:53 PM
"Rain Man, take me, please."

It was a lot like those Bible stories where people have a vision and it changes their lives forever, but of course the Bible people don't talk about seeing pubic hair in their visions.

Chief Henry
02-14-2008, 05:53 PM
Billy Jack. His girl friend was kidnapped by the bad guys (that i recall). They had her tied up naked by a farm pond if i remember correctly. WoW, that was along time ago wasn't it ? I'm guessing around 1972 or 1973...

Al Bundy
02-14-2008, 05:53 PM
Fast Times At Ridgemont High in theatres around 11 or so.

blueballs
02-14-2008, 05:55 PM
Home movies

Donger
02-14-2008, 05:56 PM
It was a lot like those Bible stories where people have a vision and it changes their lives forever, but of course the Bible people don't talk about seeing pubic hair in their visions.

Her name is Monique Gabrielle, KC native apparently.

NSFW

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Rain Man
02-14-2008, 06:00 PM
Her name is Monique Gabrielle, KC native apparently.

NSFW

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I was about to ask if you had a clip of that scene, and for some reason when I quote you, it shows up even though it's not in your post. How weird is that?

Oh, my. Is it a sign from God?

rad
02-14-2008, 06:03 PM
"Mischief"

Kelly Preston. I was about 9.

Rain Man
02-14-2008, 06:03 PM
That was cruel. The nude part isn't there. God is toying with me.

munkey
02-14-2008, 06:46 PM
Hooper...with Burt Reynolds...yowser...

Donger
02-14-2008, 07:02 PM
That was cruel. The nude part isn't there. God is toying with me.

Actually, if you pay close attention, you can briefly see her nipples. Albeit, the scene in all of its mammarian glory is not to be found.

mdstu
02-14-2008, 07:10 PM
.

Spott
02-14-2008, 07:24 PM
The first ones I saw were in some movie called Gator Bait. That movie came out in the 70's and I saw it on one either HBO or Showtime in the early 80's.

KUCFChiefs
02-14-2008, 07:29 PM
Faye Dunaway in "Network."
"I'm as Mad as Hell, and I'm NOT going to take this anymore!!!"

Great choice. I want to rub one out to Faye right now. I bet she's still smokin in her 60s. GILF!

The Franchise
02-14-2008, 11:24 PM
Jamie Lee Curtis in "Trading Spaces"

RJ
02-14-2008, 11:52 PM
Cybill Shepherd, Last Picture Show .

I was smitten and remained so for many years.

As an added bonus, it was a really good movie.

alanm
02-15-2008, 12:12 AM
ROFL

Maybe he got her and Mel Gibson confused? :shrug:

:p
Actually Gibson is American by birth.

alanm
02-15-2008, 12:16 AM
I can't remember the first time I saw tits in a movie. I actually think it was a horror flick with Vincent Price in it. Probably around 1967 or 68. :hmmm:

ottawa_chiefs_fan
02-15-2008, 06:13 AM
Clockwork Orange....

Kraut
02-15-2008, 06:32 AM
:hmmm: I think it was in Stripes.

BigMeatballDave
02-15-2008, 07:09 AM
A Clockwork Orange.

1adam1238
02-15-2008, 07:44 AM
I remember taking my girlfriend and some of her friends to a drive in movie on Highway 40 and noland road. (up a hair from there). We saw conan the destroyer and some rick springfield movie. What I remember the most tho...was the porno they showed after those movies. I couldn't believe they were allowed to show those movies on an outdoor screen. I remember the girls going....oh gross, but didn't take there eyes off it.

Frosty
02-15-2008, 01:04 PM
Brief nipple flash in "Ode to Billie Joe". I think I was about 11 or 12.

Calcountry
02-15-2008, 02:02 PM
If only we had TIVO when I was young.

Fat Elvis
02-15-2008, 06:54 PM
The skinny-dipper in Jaws.

JohninGpt
02-15-2008, 07:31 PM
The skinny-dipper in Jaws.
Either that or the party scene in "North Dallas 40", Or maybe the National Geographic type scene at the beginning of "Roots".
Damn, I'm getting so old, I can barely remember my first set of real tits.

Frazod
02-15-2008, 09:06 PM
Ha ha ha....i remember this thread!

Not sure about movies, but on TV it had to be on "The Benny Hill Show"!

Same here.

As for movies, I think it was Cross of Iron, which aired during an HBO free preview when it first came to Jeff City cable in the late 70s (I remember some naked Russian chicks in a tub).

Deberg_1990
02-15-2008, 09:07 PM
Hmmm.....

The Original Friday the 13th perhaps??

Man, i loved 80's horror skin flicks. hahaha

KcMizzou
02-15-2008, 09:26 PM
Not sure... but it was probably when I snuck around to watch Porkys.

Darryl Hannah's ass in "Splash" left quite an impression too.

Frazod
02-15-2008, 09:27 PM
Hmmm.....

The Original Friday the 13th perhaps??

Man, i loved 80's horror skin flicks. hahaha

That might have been the first rack I actually saw in the theater - one of my mom's friends took me to see that when I was 15.

nychief
02-15-2008, 09:35 PM
fast times...

KcMizzou
02-15-2008, 09:37 PM
fast times...:clap:

What a scene.

talastan
02-15-2008, 09:44 PM
Don't know if it was mentioned but for me probably Roadhouse w/ Patrick Swayze. That Blonde chick was freaking smoking for an 80's chick.

Deberg_1990
02-15-2008, 10:10 PM
Not sure... but it was probably when I snuck around to watch Porkys.



Porkys was quite groundbreaking.


Ill bet nearly every boy in America aged 12-17 tried sneaking into that movie in 1981.

Deberg_1990
02-15-2008, 10:11 PM
:clap:

What a scene.


Phoebe Cates was an "All Time Hottie" and she still looks damn good.

Shes been married to Kevin Kline for quite some time. Lucky Bastard...

Frazod
02-15-2008, 10:16 PM
I saw Porky's in the balcony of the Kennedy Theater in Kirksville with the hottest girl I ever dated throughout high school. Rounded third for the first time with her later that evening. One of the great nights of my life. :thumb:

jjchieffan
02-15-2008, 11:04 PM
I would have to say Friday the 13th part??? I can't remember which one. I was probably about 7-8 years old.

Deberg_1990
02-15-2008, 11:11 PM
id like to revise my statement.

I think the first ones i saw were Angie Dickensons.

I remember seeing "Dressed to Kill" at the old 63rd street Drive in back in the day.

Dickenson was an Original "Couger"

Archie F. Swin
02-16-2008, 12:36 AM
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Rausch
02-16-2008, 02:20 AM
9 and a 1/2 weeks.

That flick was money until about senior year...

Mr. Flopnuts
02-16-2008, 02:30 AM
I think it was a Rodney Dangerfield flick back in the 80's. Back to School, or some such shit. I was 10, and it was a great thing to behold. Front row in a dollar movie theatre, it was pretty comical. I had no idea they were coming. Ahh, good times.

gblowfish
02-16-2008, 09:27 AM
Raymond Burr.

Rasputin
02-16-2008, 09:51 AM
Roots, Jr High history class. It's probly not the first but that's what I remember. Our history teacher really liked Roots , REALLY liked it.

Vegas_Dave
02-16-2008, 10:04 AM
Terminator.

Chief Wiggum
02-16-2008, 01:21 PM
I think the first flick I can remember seeing boobs was in Beverly Hills Cop, but Ski School was a great one for the early 90s!

CHENZ A!
02-17-2008, 10:48 AM
Road House. LMAO

greg63
02-18-2008, 09:09 PM
Young Frankenstein.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4Kbyte51MY