I'm drinking Fat Tire and eating frozen pizza

[Jenny Gump]

What does it say about me that I paid more for my beer than my food?

[Rausch]

You've got your prioritites in order.

[AirForceChief]

Breakfast of Champions!!

[FloridaChief]

Goddamnit, I love you. And I hate you for making me say it...

[KC Jones]

I just hope for your sake that pizza has peperoni on it. It would be a waste of a good beer to pair it up with some crappy veggie pizza.

[redbrian]

You should have to gone to the extra trouble and expense and gotten a happy hawian from McSaltys, that would of made a great meal.

[Braincase]

But the important questions are yet to be asked...

So, what are you wearing?

[Jenny Gump]

You should have to gone to the extra trouble and expense and gotten a happy hawian from McSaltys, that would of made a great meal.

Oh...McSalty's....you are borderline "getting to me".

[Jenny Gump]

But the important questions are yet to be asked...

So, what are you wearing?

Mostly pizza, I'm pretty much inhaling the thing.

[tk13]

Better than drinking frozen pizza and eating a fat tire I suppose.

[redbrian]

Oh...McSalty's....you are borderline "getting to me".

McSalty's has got to be the best pizza in Springfield, dyke pizza is ok (if you like St. Louis style), but a good McSalty's on that whole wheat crust is pretty damn close to perfection in my book.

[Rain Man]

I'm drinking Fat Tire and eating frozen pizza


To each his own, but I think the pizza tastes better if you cook it in the oven for a while instead of just eating it frozen.

[Taco John]

I'm so over Fat Tire...

[Phobia]

I'm so over Fat Tire...

It's still good, but I drank so much of it in the 90's I prefer other beers now.

[Pants]

I've never had a Fat Tire.

[FloridaChief]

I've never had a Fat Tire.

I've never had a flat tire.

[Pants]

I've never had a flat tire.

I have.

[Jenny Gump]

I've never had a Fat Tire.

Look down. That thing obstructing the view of your feet...that's a Fat Tire.

[Rausch]

Is St. Louis style like Imo's? Where they melt some shitty cheese on a cracker and claim it's pizza?

Yet another reason why St. Louis is ****ing evil...

[mlyonsd]

Look down. That thing obstructing the view of your feet...that's a Fat Tire.

ROFL Chuckle of the day.

[FloridaChief]

Is St. Louis style like Imo's? Where they melt some shitty cheese on a cracker and claim it's pizza?

I would think Dyke pizza speaks for itself....

[Jenny Gump]

That you're my dream gal.

Yeah, if you're into an almost-mid-30s, slightly narcissistic-without-good-reason redhead, who can kick to the head, then yeah, I guess I am.

[redbrian]

Is St. Louis style like Imo's? Where they melt some shitty cheese on a cracker and claim it's pizza?

Imo's is St. Louis pizza, and yea your right the cheese is real crap, but hell what do you expect folks in St. Louis think White Castles make a great burger.

[Pants]

Is St. Louis style like Imo's? Where they melt some shitty cheese on a cracker and claim it's pizza?

Hahahahaha. Imo's is the most vile piece of shit I've ever put in my mouth. That was some nasty ass Cheddar, ugh.

[Jenny Gump]

I would think Dyke pizza speaks for itself....

Yeah, does it come dressed in a plaid box?

Never heard of it.

[keg in kc]

Yeah, if you're into an almost-mid-30s, slightly narcissistic-without-good-reason redhead, who can kick to the head, then yeah, I guess I am.Don't forget "self-deprecating".

Beer and pizza. Both on my no-no list starting Monday. Lucky me.

Guess I'd better finish the sixer in the fridge.

[FloridaChief]

I have.

It's all about you, isn't it? Well isn't it? You and your godamned tires...

[Pants]

Look down. That thing obstructing the view of your feet...that's a Fat Tire.

My penis is not quite that big, but thanks.

[Pants]

I don't know if it's evil so much as just shitty.

I ate at the Imo's in Rolla once and declared it crap. You want a good pizza in Rolla, go to Alex's. Those dumbasses from StL will praise Imo's like it's the best f'n pie in the world, though. Morons.

They have this place in Lawrence (I'm not sure where else they have those) called Pizza Shuttle... amazing. Pyramid is OK as well.

[redbrian]

Yeah, does it come dressed in a plaid box?

Never heard of it.

It's over off of Glenstone south of SMU, can not remember the real name of the place, it's owned by a couple of lesbians (hence the name dyke pizza), could be out of buisness as the last time I was there was in the late 80's.

[Jenny Gump]

It's over off of Glenstone south of SMU, can not remember the real name of the place, it's owned by a couple of lesbians (hence the name dyke pizza), could be out of buisness as the last time I was there was in the late 80's.

Are u talking about the Pizza House?

[FloridaChief]

I'm not sure how. If you lick too much snatch do you lose your taste for good pizza?

Absolutely f*cking not! At the end of the night, the taste of pizza reigns supreme. Like a Pizza Hut Super Supreme...

Dyke pizza has a way to go to beat tha flavor....

[redbrian]

Are u talking about the Pizza House?

That's the place.

[Jenny Gump]

I'm not sure how. If you lick too much snatch do you lose your taste for good pizza?

Depends on the quality of snatch.

[FloridaChief]

White Castles are good crap to shovel in when you're really faded.

Ahhh... some Sliders, or Death Balls, ...as Don & Mike call them...

[Rausch]

White Castles are good crap to shovel in when you're really faded. It's nowhere near a "good burger", but they serve their purpose.

I'm a recent Jack in the Box convert. Great burgers, and those deep fried tacos kick the hell outta' some 2 inch by 2 inch baby burger...

[Rausch]

Depends on the quality of snatch.

Depends on what you mean by quality.

Does quality mean overall enjoyment or not smelling like Imo's cheese pizza?...

[Jenny Gump]

Does quality mean overall enjoyment or not smelling like Imo's cheese pizza?...

Yes.

[|Zach|]

Yum.

[|Zach|]

Is this in reference to the snatch or the pizza?

Both, although the 2nd one is good cold and the 1st one is not.

[Pants]

Both, although the 2nd one is good cold and the 1st one is not.

Been f*cking dead people again, Zach? I thought we already discussed this and why it is wrong to do such things.

[|Zach|]

Been f*cking dead people again, Zach? I thought we already discussed this and why it is wrong to do such things.My bad.

[Pants]

My bad.

OK. Just make sure it doesn't happen again.

[|Zach|]

OK. Just make sure it doesn't happen again.I'll do my best.

[|Zach|]

If that isn't "No Scrubs" then it is not my favorite song.

[Pants]

Zach's fav song...


ROFL

[|Zach|]

You wanna hook up w/ Lisa Lopez, don't you?
Heh, so wrong.

So very wrong...

[Bwana]

You've got your prioritites in order.

Exactly! Life is to short for swill.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Fat Tire is pretty much the best beer you can drink if you don't have access to Alaskan Amber.

[J Diddy]

I could think of a better way to spend the evening.

Drinking Fat Tire and eating Domino's pizza.....

:)

[KCChiefsMan]

"Come on down to Mass Street Deli and have a Fat Tire Amber Ale.......RIGHT NOW!!!!"

I hate that damn commercial :mad:

[Jenny Gump]

"Come on down to Mass Street Deli and have a Fat Tire Amber Ale.......RIGHT NOW!!!!"

I hate that damn commercial :mad:

I've never seen that on tv...so it must not be real.

[Pants]

"Come on down to Mass Street Deli and have a Fat Tire Amber Ale.......RIGHT NOW!!!!"

I hate that damn commercial :mad:

Haha, and the beer spills over all over his hand. Good times.

[Phobia]

Fat Tire is pretty much the best beer you can drink if you don't have access to Alaskan Amber.

I'm not gonna argue, but I completely disagree and I like Fat Tire. A lot.

But at least you're not pimping A/B or Miller products.