The age-old question [Archive]

J Diddy

07-30-2005, 11:34 PM

where's the freakin' gaz option? :shrug: :shrug: :shrug:

I agree, I refuse to post on this.

FWIW, I use sharp rocks and everclear as aftershave.

FloridaChief

07-30-2005, 11:35 PM

The age-old question is 'When is SNR gonna pretty-up his .sig?...'

FloridaChief

07-30-2005, 11:35 PM

and everclear as aftershave.

Yikes.

chiefs4me

07-30-2005, 11:39 PM

A Lady Bic, 2-3 good uses and throw it away, and they come in pretty colors... and if you buy the big package they even out to a dime apiece.

J Diddy

07-30-2005, 11:41 PM

A Lady Bic, 2-3 good uses and throw it away, and they come in pretty colors... and if you buy the big package they even out to a dime apiece.

I'd feel odd buying a lady bic.

Logical

07-30-2005, 11:52 PM

Disposable single blade, and I find they last at least a month. I actually have a fairly tough beard and still they last just fine. I bet most people just toss them after a couple of uses because they are disposables.

chefsos

07-31-2005, 12:00 AM

Gillette Mach 3. I had to get up, walk to the bathroom and look at it to know this. I guess it's pretty impressive.

Rausch

07-31-2005, 12:26 AM

Disposable tripple blade when I haven't shaved for 2 or more days and a Norelco electric for everyday shaving...

luv

07-31-2005, 12:34 AM

A Mach3. That's right. I use a man's razor. And what exactly is wrong with waxing? :p

FFLPrincess

07-31-2005, 12:37 AM

where's the freakin' gaz option? :shrug: :shrug: :shrug:
Where is the GoChiefs is Hot option? :p

chefsos

07-31-2005, 12:38 AM

A Mach3. That's right. I use a man's razor. And what exactly is wrong with waxing? :p

Don't know; need a closer look.

luv

07-31-2005, 12:38 AM

Where is the GoChiefs is Hot option? :p
Just tell me you're not his cousin. Please.

luv

07-31-2005, 12:39 AM

Don't know; need a closer look.
Clarification: waxing your face. :p

chefsos

07-31-2005, 12:42 AM

Clarification: waxing your face. :p

You're gonna have to buy me dinner before I let you wax my face. ;)

luv

07-31-2005, 12:43 AM

You're gonna have to buy me dinner before I let you wax my face. ;)
Yeah, I'll remember that the next time I just happen to be passing by.

chefsos

07-31-2005, 01:04 AM

Yeah, I'll remember that the next time I just happen to be passing by.

That sentence just oozes sincerity.
Don't forget your Mach3. (Y'know, just staying close to topic.)

luv

07-31-2005, 01:11 AM

That sentence just oozes sincerity.
Don't forget your Mach3. (Y'know, just staying close to topic.)
Yeah, as long as it would take me to drive to get to where I'm in your neck of the woods, I'd need it before stopping to take you to dinner.

chefsos

07-31-2005, 01:32 AM

Yeah, as long as it would take me to drive to get to where I'm in your neck of the woods, I'd need it before stopping to take you to dinner.

You can drive and shave at the same time? Impressive.

Oh, by the way-
Total Est. Time: 18 hours, 20 minutes Total Est. Distance: 1138.50 miles

You'd only lose A WHOLE DAY. :D

Rausch

07-31-2005, 01:38 AM

You can drive and shave at the same time? Impressive.

Indeed.

My g/f can't even drive...

chefsos

07-31-2005, 01:42 AM

Indeed.

My g/f can't even drive...

What, too young? Or too old?

luv

07-31-2005, 01:44 AM

What, too young? Or too old?
ROFL

Rausch

07-31-2005, 01:44 AM

What, too young? Or too old?

Too ****ing timid.

She's one of those people who sees a car coming, pulls out into the intersection, then freezes.

WRONG.

You make the decision before you hit the gas. You either nail that bidge and get out or don't ****ing move unitl the car is passed. You DON'T pull out half way and then go "GAH! CAR!"

luv

07-31-2005, 01:47 AM

Too ****ing timid.

She's one of those people who sees a car coming, pulls out into the intersection, then freezes.

WRONG.

You make the decision before you hit the gas. You either nail that bidge and get out or don't ****ing move unitl the car is passed. You DON'T pull out half way and then go "GAH! CAR!"
I'm usually timid when it comes to pulling out. I have to pull out onto a busy street from a side street everyday, so I'm getting better at it. I used to pick a couple of guys that live across town up to take to work. They once asked me if I took driving lesson from the Dale Earnhardt School of Driving. I love driving on the highway!

chefsos

07-31-2005, 01:51 AM

Rausch

07-31-2005, 01:54 AM

1) Is she the beneficiary of your life insurance?

2) If yes, is the other car usually approaching from your side? :hmmm:

1) No
2) Yes

chefsos

07-31-2005, 02:02 AM

I'm usually timid when it comes to pulling out. I have to pull out onto a busy street from a side street everyday, so I'm getting better at it. I used to pick a couple of guys that live across town up to take to work. They once asked me if I took driving lesson from the Dale Earnhardt School of Driving. I love driving on the highway!

HUBBA! ....on second thought, better not go there.

Actually, that reminds me of a great Chevy Chase line from SNL:

" Today, Fidel Castro announced he was pulling out of Angola.

The frustrated Angola, however, was unavailable for comment."

Rausch

07-31-2005, 02:04 AM

HUBBA! ....on second thought, better not go there.

Actually, that reminds me of a great Chevy Chase line from SNL:

Heh. That makes you old n' stuff...

chefsos

07-31-2005, 02:10 AM

Heh. That makes you old n' stuff...

Zoinks!! I just re-read my post, and determined that to be the scribblings of an OLD f*cker.

Rausch

07-31-2005, 02:15 AM

Zoinks!! I just re-read my post, and determined that to be the scribblings of an OLD f*cker.

BTW, Chase should do a PSA for the downside of coke.

Good LAWD he looks bad...

luv

07-31-2005, 02:16 AM

BTW, Chase should do a PSA for the downside of coke.

Good LAWD he looks bad...
I haven't seen him in a while.

ChiefFripp

07-31-2005, 07:00 AM

Razor all the way.

Nightfyre

07-31-2005, 07:03 AM

I'm usually timid when it comes to pulling out.
Yeah, I'm not. The last thing I need right now is a f*cking kid.

4th and Long

07-31-2005, 07:19 AM

Razor and hot water. Shaving cream is for puzzies.

CHIEF4EVER

07-31-2005, 07:26 AM

Oh yeah? Well Rich Scanlon uses rubbing alcohol and a Bic lighter. Now THAT is hardcore.

4th and Long

07-31-2005, 07:29 AM

Oh yeah? Well Rich Scanlon uses rubbing alcohol and a Bic lighter. Now THAT is hardcore.
Since rubbing alcohol does not pool on ones face (unless you have horrible acne scars that is) it would almost instantaneously evaporate upon contact with flame.

Scanlon's a puzzy.

:p

CHIEF4EVER

07-31-2005, 07:33 AM

Since rubbing alcohol does not pool on ones face (unless you have horrible acne scars that is) it would almost instantaneously evaporate upon contact with flame.

Scanlon's a puzzy.

:p

Maybe he should switch to turpentine....:hmmm:

ROFL

4th and Long

07-31-2005, 08:01 AM

Maybe he should switch to turpentine....:hmmm:

ROFL
Nah ....

Diesel Fuel.

:D

RealSNR

07-31-2005, 10:06 AM

where's the freakin' gaz option? :shrug: :shrug: :shrug:Why do you need Gaz to shave? Moral support?

FloridaChief

07-31-2005, 10:20 AM

ROFL

Thanks for prettying up that ugly .sig...

Manila-Chief

07-31-2005, 10:27 AM

Am I the first? When we first arrived here it was almost impossible to buy blades ... so, my first furlough I bought and Electric and would do without it.

DaKCMan AP

07-31-2005, 12:26 PM

M3Power blades.

Electric every once in a while when I don't need a close shave and just need to get by.

whoman69

07-31-2005, 01:03 PM

My beard is pretty thick so I use the electric followed by a blade.

chiefs4me

07-31-2005, 06:30 PM

A Mach3. That's right. I use a man's razor. And what exactly is wrong with waxing? :p

luv, I am not picking on you, but I have to know why you use a man's razor? Their razor's are built for much tougher hair and sharper blades, don't you cut yourself alot? Why a man's razor.....:hmmm: