Why is your user name what it is?

[Biohazard]

Thought it would be fun to see how and, or why most of you came up with your user names. Mine is easy I owned a 93 mustang and this user name has been with me for a while. So can I get a little participation on this? Im sure that this has been posted somewhere before. But Im a nOOb and I sure Im not the only one that would like to see your reasons. Thanks, now Im going to hide while my thread goes to page 25 in about 10 min.

[J Diddy]

Cuz my first name is Jeff and I don't think Puff Daddy should own sole rights to that cool "diddy" thing.

[Biohazard]

Cuz my first name is Jeff and I don't think Puff Daddy should own sole rights to that cool "diddy" thing.
Fug Puff Daddy!

[ROYC75]

We have done this before, obvilously you are new.........

1st name, 1st initial and the year I graduated HS.

[Rain Man]

I'm a very good driver.

[chagrin]

can't someone migrate the original one here?

[Donger]

Mine's self-explanatory.

[Biohazard]

We have done this before, obvilously you are new.........

1st name, 1st initial and the year I graduated HS.
I figured it had been done, just had never seen it. And I also figured your user name was something to that effect, though I did think that the 75 was your age!











ROFL

[Thig Lyfe]

I'm a very good driver.

K-Mart Sucks.

Mine's what it is because I'm unoriginal.

[Lzen]

We do one of these threads about once a year. But I doubt you could find the old threads anyway. So, here's mine.
I used to be in a local rock band called Livin' Zen (heh, I didn't come up with that name). I used to always use lzen for everything from bbs to email addresses. The band broke up but I have never changed my handle just because I hate it when people change their handle and I have to try and figure out who they are.

[Biohazard]

can't someone migrate the original one here?
That would be great there are several newbies on here such as myself that would like to see it. Thanks for the support!

[Lzen]

Mine's self-explanatory.

What? You like dongs?

[Bowser]

Because Boozer was already taken.

[Bowser]

Because Boozer was already taken.

Not really. It's because 1LITTLE FESTER1 was already taken.

[Donger]

What? You like dongs?

I guess I was wrong.

[Braincase]

I'm a brain stuck in a glass jar.

Providor One bids three hundred quatloos for the newcomers.... (http://soundwavs.trekkieguy.com/2/45/quatloos.wav)

[Elwaysux]

I have a long memory.

[AustinChief]

I'm a big fan of the Bionic Man

[Lzen]

I guess I was wrong.

Ok, I was just taking a cheap shot. Seriously, I don't get what your name is supposed to be.

[Coach]

Here's one of the old threads, I believe.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=118816&highlight=user

[Mr. Kotter]

Because I used to be SDChiefsfan. I had a meltdown of sorts....and so I decided I needed a "clean" start.

As a teacher myself, and a kid who grew up watchin' Gabe Kaplan on "Welcome Back Kotter" it seemed like a good transitional name. I decided I liked it, so here I've stuck with it...

[onescrewleftuntwisted]

nothing like a pony car to drive

i guess its better than driving a Van


oh yeah rob zombie mixed with obie wan kanoby

[Saulbadguy]

Because i'm ****ing hardcore.

[J Diddy]

We have done this before, obvilously you are new.........

1st name, 1st initial and the year I graduated HS.


Oh I think I'm gonna change my name to JEFFP74.

1st name, 1st initial, and the year I was born.


:)

[Mr. Kotter]

Because i'm ****ing hardcore.

JD Prez is LOOKIN' for you, then. Heh.

www.nepachiefs.com

[Donger]

Ok, I was just taking a cheap shot. Seriously, I don't get what your name is supposed to be.

I was in high school in the eighties. One of the popular films of the time was Sixteen Candles. My friends hung the nickname of one of the characters in that film on me. That character's name was Long Duck Dong, AKA The Donger.

[Baby Lee]

Used to be JCJohnny when I lived in Jeff City. Then I moved back to St. Louis, and KCJohnny started showing his ass with increased frequency, so a change was called for.
Real name, John Lee.
John Lee Hooker was a hero of mine.
'Baby Lee' is one of my favorite of his songs, and the most appropriate for me.

[Dartgod]

Why ask why?

[Baby Lee]

I was in high school in the eighties. One of the popular films of the time was Sixteen Candles. My friends hung the nickname of one of the characters in that film on me. That character's name was Long Duck Dong, AKA The Donger.
Go mow the lawn before you upset Grandfather's Hyena.

[Mile High Mania]

Not sure how I came up with my name..

[Braincase]

Because i'm ****ing hardcore.

You aren't truly hardcore until you have been visited by NFL Security and banned from every NFL venue.

[Bowser]

www.nepachiefs.com

"There are currently 2 users on line......"

ROFL

[BigMeatballDave]

Mine is extremely complicated, so pay attention.

'Big' - I'm a large man.
'Chief' - I'm a fan.
'Dave' - My name.

[Saul Good]

It sounds like "It's all good."

[Biohazard]

Why ask why?
Drink Bud Dry!!

[Donger]

Go mow the lawn before you upset Grandfather's Hyena.

Heh

What was he wearing? Well, uh, let's see, he was wearing a red argyle sweater, and tan trousers, and red shoes... What? No, he's not retarded

[Amnorix]

No reaosn whatsoever. It's just a unique and, IMHO, cool/different name I came across at one point, so I adopted it. It's meaningless beyond that.

[Biohazard]

nothing like a pony car to drive

i guess its better than driving a Van


oh yeah rob zombie mixed with obie wan kanoby
Or a busted up Dodge! Biotch

[InChiefsHeaven]

INChiefsHell...I joined the board at a bad time in Chiefs history, and as much as I love them until I get to see a Superbowl...well, my name shall remain unchanged...

[onescrewleftuntwisted]

Or a busted up Dodge! Biotch



taken like a knife to the heart,

but what do you drive now

at least mine is american made

[onescrewleftuntwisted]

i think

[Soupnazi]

Always been a big Seinfeld fan, and it seemed appropriate given my pent up rage.

[J Diddy]

taken like a knife to the heart,

but what do you drive now

at least mine is american made

Every foreign car I've ever owned were mostly problem free. The reason I own a dodge pickup and a ford taurus is because I don't feel like paying a small fortune for parts to be shipped in and I think the metric system is evil.

[way2kalm]

I picked the name because of my calm personality.

[UTChief]

UT= I live in northern UTah
Chief= My team

[Baby Lee]

No reaosn whatsoever. It's just a unique and, IMHO, cool/different name I came across at one point, so I adopted it. It's meaningless beyond that.
I figured you were celebrating your Carnute/Celtic heritage.

[Bob Dole]

We do one of these threads about once a year. But I doubt you could find the old threads anyway. So, here's mine.
I used to be in a local rock band called Livin' Zen (heh, I didn't come up with that name). I used to always use lzen for everything from bbs to email addresses. The band broke up but I have never changed my handle just because I hate it when people change their handle and I have to try and figure out who they are.

Must...resist...urge...to...change...name...to...9VRevolt...

[J Diddy]

UT= I live in northern UTah
Chief= The ony team that maters


Wtf does this mean?


The only team that maters...



http://botany.cs.tamu.edu/FLORA/pic1/maters.jpg

[MOhillbilly]

Because I used to be SDChiefsfan. I had a meltdown of sorts....and so I decided I needed a "clean" start.

As a teacher myself, and a kid who grew up watchin' Gabe Kaplan on "Welcome Back Kotter" it seemed like a good transitional name. I decided I liked it, so here I've stuck with it...

i forgot about your meltdown.
man that was great.

[Mr. Kotter]

i forgot about your meltdown.
man that was great.

I'm glad someone enjoyed it. :banghead:

How was your 'break' or 'vacation' or whatever it was?

[BigRedChief]

Look at the pics of me posted here on this site and it becomes obvious.

[UTChief]

Wtf does this mean?


The only team that maters...



http://botany.cs.tamu.edu/FLORA/pic1/maters.jpg

It means I am verry loyal chiefs fan and no other team maters to me.

[Baby Lee]

Wtf does this mean?


The only team that maters...



http://botany.cs.tamu.edu/FLORA/pic1/maters.jpg
Home grown tamaters. Home grown tamaters.
What'd life wit'out home grown maters?

[Radar Chief]

I’ve been working with radar since ’88, been a Chiefs fan even longer and have had no imagination for even longer than that.

[chagrin]

i forgot about your meltdown.
man that was great.


thread?

[elvomito]

here's my story:
i went to register on chiefsplanet
it said someone with my email had already regged, WTF?!
so i told it to send me my username and password
i guess i had registered like 6 months before that date and been really drunk, about to throw up or something. i guess thats the only username that popped into my head, and i never even remembered doing it.

[Hydrae]

I played in a PBM (play by mail, game ran on a computer but it was before the days of PC's) game back in high school. Hydrae was the name I was given by default. When it came time to get on the Internet, it was the first thing that came to mind. I have been using this in a lot of places on the web for the last decade plus now.

[Saulbadguy]

It sounds like "It's all good."
Haha. I wish I would have thought have that.

[Goapics1]

Mine is kinda ghey. I have a better one at a different site that I joined after I joined here. I wish I could change but oh well. I was looking for something unique.

http://www.apics.org/APICS/images/HeaderArt_1.gif

[Radar Chief]

i forgot about your meltdown.
man that was great.

Seen so many I don’t remember which one was Kotter’s. Got a Cliffs Notes version?

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Because a pig has a 30 minute orgasm.

[keg in kc]

keg = my initials
in kc = pretty self-explanatory

I don't actually live in KC anymore, but I'm still in the metro area. Figure it's still close enough, and I don't like changing handles. Especially to "keg in op".

[rageeumr]

Although I have since graduma-ated and moved on, I've used this name for a while now, so I keep it around

First initial - Last name - Alma Mater

[Baby Lee]

Seen so many I don’t remember which one was Kotter’s. Got a Cliffs Notes version?
Yeah, he's a chick with a dick who falsely claimed his/her son was raped by Republicans.

[ptlyon]

Although I have since graduma-ated and moved on, I've used this name for a while now, so I keep it around

First initial - Last name - Alma Mater

RAgge? As in Rut Roh Ragge?

ROFL

[luv]

luv2rite...hmmmm. I love to write?

The handle I used to use on things like this was lean76. Lean is kind of a nickname I had a few years back. Just take the second "n" off of my first name, make the "A" lower case, and it made the word lean. Born in 76.

[Radar Chief]

Yeah, he's a chick with a dick falsely son was raped by Republicans.


Mr. Kotter was Hell’n?!!! :eek:
That actually explains a lot. ROFL ;)

[Chief Faithful]

Chiefs are my number one team now and always. Chiefs have been my team since the 60's (even in the mid 70's and 80's) no matter where I have lived or how good the team.

[ptlyon]

BTW -

First initial - second initial - last name

[Baby Lee]

Especially to "keg in op".
Aha! The REAL Mr. Duhniece.

[Donger]

Born in 76.

Really? For some reason, I imagined you being older than that.

[Baby Lee]

Mr. Kotter was Hell’n?!!! :eek:
That actually explains a lot. ROFL ;)
Help a brutha out, and re-quote me AFTER I recovered from my fit of word-salad. ;)

[jspchief]

I write Java Script Pages and I'm the leader of a native American tribe.

[luv]

Really? For some reason, I imagined you being older than that.
I'll be 29 in November. Older? No thanks! 29 is pushing 30. :deevee:

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

because I wanted a beer when I was signing up. I hate it now.

[J Diddy]

here's my story:
i went to register on chiefsplanet
it said someone with my email had already regged, WTF?!
so i told it to send me my username and password
i guess i had registered like 6 months before that date and been really drunk, about to throw up or something. i guess thats the only username that popped into my head, and i never even remembered doing it.

That's kinda funny.

[Goapics1]

because I wanted a beer when I was signing up. I hate it now.
ROFL

[BIG_DADDY]

Nickname from running health clubs. I should have went with a more recent nickname The Red Menace but I am not into switching names.

[Baby Lee]

luv2rite...hmmmm. I love to write?
I always figured you were bragging on your prowess in the menage.

[Donger]

I'll be 29 in November. Older? No thanks! 29 is pushing 30. :deevee:

Heh. Thanks for the math help.

[luv]

Heh. Thanks for the math help.
Hey, math is my subject! Anytime..... :)

[J Diddy]

I'll be 29 in November. Older? No thanks! 29 is pushing 30. :deevee:

I hate to tell you this but 29 is worse than 30. Most of 29 is tripping because next year you're gonna be 30.

By the time I hit 30 I didn't really care anymore.

[Donger]

Hey, math is my subject! Anytime..... :)

Oh, I made a mistake. I mixed you up with badgirl.

[ptlyon]

I hate to tell you this but 29 is worse than 30. Most of 29 is tripping because next year you're gonna be 30.

By the time I hit 30 I didn't really care anymore.

Difference is, he's a woman.

[Radar Chief]

Help a brutha out, and re-quote me AFTER I recovered from my fit of word-salad. ;)

Eh :shrug:, I like the first one better. It was more Hell’n….er, uh…. Mr. Kotterish. ;)

[luv]

I hate to tell you this but 29 is worse than 30. Most of 29 is tripping because next year you're gonna be 30.

By the time I hit 30 I didn't really care anymore.
Actually, I'm not freaking out over turning 30 in the not-so-far-off future. 25 actually was the one that hit me hard for some reason, so I'm over worrying about age.

[cadmonkey]

Mine is kinda ghey. I have a better one at a different site that I joined after I joined here. I wish I could change but oh well. I was looking for something unique.

http://www.apics.org/APICS/images/HeaderArt_1.gif


who the f*ck are you on Patriotsplanet god damn it??????

[luv]

Oh, I made a mistake. I mixed you up with badgirl.
Now how could badgirl be 29 and have a grandbaby? huh? :p

[Biohazard]

taken like a knife to the heart,

but what do you drive now

at least mine is american made
This is for Mommie1bendover, no offence to any other dodge owner just thought it was funny!

[CASHMAN]

Its my last name and what i like:) And my nickname also.







CASHMAN.

[Donger]

Now how could badgirl be 29 and have a grandbaby? huh? :p

Well, if'n she got knocked up at 14 and her kid either got knocked up or did the knocking at 15...

[cadmonkey]

I am an Architectural Job Captain and do a lot of drafting with AutoCAD...........I sometimes feel like a trained monkey could do my work...........thus, cadmonkey

[J Diddy]

Actually, I'm not freaking out over turning 30 in the not-so-far-off future. 25 actually was the one that hit me hard for some reason, so I'm over worrying about age.


Sure you are...............

:)

[onescrewleftuntwisted]

you have to have your mind break in half to get a name like mine

[Bearcat]

Once again, I went to Rolla.


Duh.

[Goapics1]

who the f*ck are you on Patriotsplanet god damn it??????
If I could get my damn username changed on here I would let you know.

[keg in kc]

Aha! The REAL Mr. Duhniece.Huh?

[Mr. Kotter]

Mr. Kotter was Hell’n?!!! :eek:
That actually explains a lot. ROFL ;)

No, no. BL has it wrong again, as usual. He's just jealous a chick like Hel'n has a bigger dick than he does.

I'm actually just one of Tom Cash's aliases; and JD Prez is my lover. And American Hero was my son. ;)

[J Diddy]

If I could get my damn username changed on here I would let you know.


pm phobia, he'll change it for you.

[J Diddy]

No, no. BL has it wrong again, as usual. He's just jealous a chick like Hel'n has a bigger dick than he does.




Jesus I hope you're not teaching sex ed.

[keg in kc]

Jesus I hope you're not teaching sex ed.He's teaching special ed sex. Hence the name change.

[Goapics1]

pm phobia, he'll change it for you.
Is he on line today?

[Mr. Kotter]

because I wanted a beer when I was signing up. I hate it now.

Ambient Jelly is still open. Heh.

[luv]

Well, if'n she got knocked up at 14 and her kid either got knocked up or did the knocking at 15...
I guess it's possible then.

[onescrewleftuntwisted]

apics1 why change is goes well with the hellraiser pic

[Biohazard]

who the f*ck are you on Patriotsplanet god damn it??????
How many people are from patsplanet on here? I know you and apics are!

[luv]

Sure you are...............

:)
The big thing is having never been married and having no kids. People think I'm going to be an old maid. Who knows? Maybe I will. But I'm not as concerned with it as others seem to be when they ask. It's always:

1. Are you married?
2. Really? Ever been married?
3. Wow. Any kids?
4. And how old are you again?

[Biohazard]

Actually, I'm not freaking out over turning 30 in the not-so-far-off future. 25 actually was the one that hit me hard for some reason, so I'm over worrying about age.
I just turned 25 in May and Im taking it pretty dang well if I do say so!

[Goapics1]

apics1 why change is goes well with the hellraiser pic
ok. I will keep it.

[siberian khatru]

http://progedge.com/yescapade/Yes_logo_best.JPG

[Goapics1]

I just turned 25 in May and Im taking it pretty dang well if I do say so!
You're a youngin'. I would take it pretty well if I was 25 again.

[luv]

I just turned 25 in May and Im taking it pretty dang well if I do say so!
Well, there were certain goals I had in mind to acheive by 25 upon graduating high school. I batted .000. That's what was hard. Dealing with reality when I had dreams. Hell, still learning to balance the two.

[Katie]

I used to have my real name, then went through divorce and had to go undercover, so picked up this new name, but I think maybe now I'll go back to being me!

[Mr. Kotter]

The big thing is having never been married and having no kids. People think I'm going to be an old maid. Who knows? Maybe I will. But I'm not as concerned with it as others seem to be when they ask. It's always:

1. Are you married?
2. Really? Ever been married?
3. Wow. Any kids?
4. And how old are you again?

You should just tell them, "Well, you can only sell your body for good money while you're young. I intend to retire in 3 or 4 yrs. That 20 yr retirement plan kicks though, so I need to finish."

[Mr. Kotter]

I used to have my real name, then went through divorce and had to go undercover, so picked up this new name, but I think maybe now I'll go back to being me!

You and your sis gonna make it to 37Forever weekend this year? :)

[cadmonkey]

How many people are from patsplanet on here? I know you and apics are!


Me, apics1, Amnorix, and Undertaker #59

[Biohazard]

http://progedge.com/yescapade/Yes_logo_best.JPG
what?

[KCTitus]

I cant remember why.

[Radar Chief]

The big thing is having never been married and having no kids. People think I'm going to be an old maid. Who knows? Maybe I will. But I'm not as concerned with it as others seem to be when they ask. It's always:

1. Are you married?
2. Really? Ever been married?
3. Wow. Any kids?
4. And how old are you again?

I’m 38, my first and only son (that I know of at least ;) ) is gonna turn 1 the 24th of August.
Mrs. Radar is 35, BTW.

[KChiefs1]

I thought it was cool....you know KCChiefs1 without the extra C, but it still says KC & Chiefs & I just threw the #1 in there because it was better than #2.

[luv]

I’m 38, my first and only son (that I know of at least ;) ) is gonna turn 1 the 24th of August.
Mrs. Radar is 35, BTW.
See? There's hope for me! I'm thinking 40 will be harder than 30. It's not so much about age though. It's plans to be done by that age not getting done.

[Katie]

You and your sis gonna make it to 37Forever weekend this year? :)

I'll be there with bells and chiefs gear on...when are they selling the tickets for this shin-dig?

[luv]

I thought it was cool....you know KCChiefs1 without the extra C, but it still says KC & Chiefs & I just threw the #1 in there because it was better than #2.
If you only put #1 because it sounded better, then who do you think the true #1 team is?

[onescrewleftuntwisted]

im afraid to be me, if i let myself loose on the internet its hard to tell the damages that would happen, trust me it is much safer this way

[ptlyon]

It's not so much about age though. It's plans to be done by that age not getting done.

Sounds like you've got your coconut on straight luv2.

I am dating a gal that is 28 in the same boat, never been married, no kids.

When I asked why she basically said that she wasn't ready to settle down yet. But it proves that she has her head on straight enough not go get into those problems either.

[KChiefs1]

If you only put #1 because it sounded better, then who do you think the true #1 team is?

Exactly my point! KChiefs2 won't be as good a fan as me because they'll always be 2 right? The Chiefs are the only true #1 team...that goes without saying though.

[Frosty]

Mine come from phonetically pronouncing my initial and my wife's initial - R K. I used arc instead of ark since I am an electrical engineer and it just seemed to work better.

It was originally the name of our consulting/engineering company and I started using it as a username on various forums.

[Biohazard]

If you only put #1 because it sounded better, then who do you think the true #1 team is?
Are you a Chiefs fan or spy just tring to fool him into turning to another team?

[luv]

Sounds like you've got your coconut on straight luv2.

I am dating a gal that is 28 in the same boat, never been married, no kids.

When I asked why she basically said that she wasn't ready to settle down yet. But it proves that she has her head on straight enough not go get into those problems either.
Oh, I'm ready to settle down. I'm just not settling with just anyone though.

[luv]

Exactly my point! KChiefs2 won't be as good a fan as me because they'll always be 2 right? The Chiefs are the only true #1 team...that goes without saying though.
Ahhhhh...I see. ;)

[Biohazard]

im afraid to be me, if i let myself loose on the internet its hard to tell the damages that would happen, trust me it is much safer this way
What the hell are you talkin about? :shrug:

[Radar Chief]

See? There's hope for me! I'm thinking 40 will be harder than 30. It's not so much about age though. It's plans to be done by that age not getting done.

Heh, know what you mean. I’ve yet to pound Morgan Fairchild in the can, but I’m learn’n to live with it. ;)

[morphius]

My original internet name was morphine, and was actually called that a lot back in college. I migrated to morphius as time passed, 'cause the God of Sleep is just a damn cool name, expecially considering my dabble into lucent dreaming. I just refused to change it when the Matrix movie came out a few years later.

[onescrewleftuntwisted]

http://www.bubbascafe.com/photogallery/funnyphotos/funny_basketball.jpg

nothing like a challange

[Mr. Kotter]

I'll be there with bells and chiefs gear on...when are they selling the tickets for this shin-dig?

It was stickied awhile back; soon I suspect....it's Redskins weekend.

[Donger]

Oh, I'm ready to settle down. I'm just not settling with just anyone though.

Gochiefs didn't pass the test, eh?

[keg in kc]

See? There's hope for me! I'm thinking 40 will be harder than 30. It's not so much about age though. It's plans to be done by that age not getting done.The thing you've got to remember is to not let regret or disappointment about the past (or the present) have a negative impact on the future. It's good to learn from your past, but not to dwell on it.

(I struggle with this...)

[Biohazard]

http://www.bubbascafe.com/photogallery/funnyphotos/funny_basketball.jpg

nothing like a challange
Dude that ball is bigger than your head! It would be a challange for you to reach the bathroom sink! :p

[Jenson71]

Jenson is my last name. 71 is my number in football.

[Mr. Kotter]

I'll be there with bells and chiefs gear on...when are they selling the tickets for this shin-dig?

I bumped the thread for you, but

Here you go too. (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=115206)

[Biohazard]

The thing you've got to remember is to not let regret or disappointment about the past (or the present) have a negative impact on the future. It's good to learn from your past, but not to dwell on it.

(I struggle with this...)
Just have to let it go! My past has not been too smooth either, but there is always something better ahead! That I have discovered.

[luv]

Gochiefs didn't pass the test, eh?
ROFL

He was breathing, but my criteria consists of a little more than just that.

[chagrin]

http://www.bubbascafe.com/photogallery/funnyphotos/funny_basketball.jpg

nothing like a challange


I remember that pic on ratemymullet.com

hilarious!

[luv]

The thing you've got to remember is to not let regret or disappointment about the past (or the present) have a negative impact on the future. It's good to learn from your past, but not to dwell on it.

(I struggle with this...)
I have enough worries to deal with today. I try not to drag them from the past or borrow them from the future. Sometimes they sneak up on me though. But, then again everyone has "those" days, so I shrug it off.

[Donger]

ROFL

He was breathing, but my criteria consists of a little more than just that.

Oh, good God. You didn't actually meet the little freak, did you?

[luv]

Oh, good God. You didn't actually meet the little freak, did you?
Nope. Springfield is a pretty big place. I managed to avoid him while he was here. Never met the boy.

[onescrewleftuntwisted]

mikey rowwed his trucks ashore....http://www.bubbascafe.com/photogallery/funnyphotos/iraqnavy.jpg

[chagrin]

Chagrin - I was coming off a monumental wasting 8 years, I am "feeling much better now" but went with chagrin anyway. I am hanging on to it until the new year begins.

[ptlyon]

Nope. Springfield is a pretty big place. I managed to avoid him while he was here. Never met the boy.

Thank goodness - from your previous post I thought you were referring to heavy breathing.

[Biohazard]

mikey rowwed his trucks ashore....http://www.bubbascafe.com/photogallery/funnyphotos/iraqnavy.jpg
AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! SOMEBODY CALL BORDER PATROL

[Fire Me Boy!]

Fire Me Boy!... well, the single greatest cartoon to ever grace the airwaves was, and is, The Tick. Fire Me Boy! (with the exclamation point, mind you) is the son/sidekick of The Human Bullet, one of The Tick's fellow superheroes. Whenever crime would erupt, The Human Bullet would load himself into a cannon and yell, "Fire Me Boy!" and his son would rush up and launch The Human Bullet, who would inevitably fire into a wall or something hard, and fall to the ground wimpering, "I'm okay."

My second choice would have been Speak. Speak was a talking dog/rodent on the show. He was thus named when The Tick was high on medication... he said, "I'll call you Speak... cause that's what you do."

[luv]

Thank goodness - from your previous post I thought you were referring to heavy breathing.
Uhhh....no.

I don't think I would pass his test either. Ya know, being female and all.

[Biohazard]

Thank goodness - from your previous post I thought you were referring to heavy breathing.
ROFL ROFL ROFL

[J Diddy]

ROFL

He was breathing, but my criteria consists of a little more than just that.

[onescrewleftuntwisted]

hey ponycar i think those bloomers will fit this little ass

http://www.bubbascafe.com/photogallery/funnyphotos/untitled.jpg

[chagrin]

Fire Me Boy!... well, the single greatest cartoon to ever grace the airwaves was, and is, The Tick. Fire Me Boy! (with the exclamation point, mind you) is the son/sidekick of The Human Bullet, one of The Tick's fellow superheroes. Whenever crime would erupt, The Human Bullet would load himself into a cannon and yell, "Fire Me Boy!" and his son would rush up and launch The Human Bullet, who would inevitably fire into a wall or something hard, and fall to the ground wimpering, "I'm okay."

My second choice would have been Speak. Speak was a talking dog/rodent on the show. He was thus named when The Tick was high on medication... he said, "I'll call you Speak... cause that's what you do."


I'M MIGHTY!

[Boise_Chief]

Boise_Chief = Unoriginal Bastard

[luv]

Boise_Chief = Unoriginal Bastard
I think your lil chief in your avatar is a cutie! :)

[morphius]

Fire Me Boy!... well, the single greatest cartoon to ever grace the airwaves was, and is, The Tick. Fire Me Boy! (with the exclamation point, mind you) is the son/sidekick of The Human Bullet, one of The Tick's fellow superheroes. Whenever crime would erupt, The Human Bullet would load himself into a cannon and yell, "Fire Me Boy!" and his son would rush up and launch The Human Bullet, who would inevitably fire into a wall or something hard, and fall to the ground wimpering, "I'm okay."

My second choice would have been Speak. Speak was a talking dog/rodent on the show. He was thus named when The Tick was high on medication... he said, "I'll call you Speak... cause that's what you do."
LMAO! I didn't even get the Tick refrence, I'm so disappointed in myself. You do know they are showing it at 10am on ABC Families on Sunday?

[Big Chief Homer]

Because thats what I am.

[onescrewleftuntwisted]

i found a pic of http://www.bubbascafe.com/photogallery/redneckphotos/redneck2.jpg exremechief on his day off

[luv]

i found a pic of http://www.bubbascafe.com/photogallery/redneckphotos/redneck2.jpg exremechief on his day off
OMG! :eek:

[KC Dan]

OMG! :eek:
At least you know he does more than breathing!

[chagrin]

who is that?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

My user name ranges from a couple of different things. I have had the nickname Chiefman since highschool. In school I was 6'5 and around 325lbs. I always wore my Chiefs Parka to school. (Yes it was in the early 90's when parkas were in.) Our campus elevated as you walked across it, so when you were on one side of campus on high ground you could see me all the way across it in my bright red parka. Hence hundreds of kids who had no idea who I was always came up saying "What's up Chiefman." Kinda stuck and frankly I always liked it, seeing as I was representin my boys. 420 should be kind of obvious. ;)

[Raiderhater]

I chose my name because I love the Falcons.

[Boise_Chief]

I think your lil chief in your avatar is a cutie! :)

Thanks, She's my doll she watches every game with me and roots for the Chiefs!

[Pants]

Song title. Very original. My previous intraweb name before that was Plastic Harm.

[luv]

At least you know he does more than breathing!
Yeah, I guess if I wanted to sleep with a wooly mammoth.

[gblowfish]

Many moons ago when I was a Radio DJ guy, I used to work six, sometimes 7 days a week. It was a grind, but usually big fun. I worked on a rock n roll station, and hated HATED having to work on New Years, or Christmas or Fourth of July. So instead of whatever my normal radio name was (Stu Dent, Ian Cognito, Miles Moore, Sy Cotic, whatever) I always worked holidays as George Blowfish. The name stuck, and since then it's always been the Mark Twain to my real life Samuel Clements.

And I was George Blowfish fifteen years before Hootie came around...so as usual I'm ahead of the curve!

http://www.georgeblowfish.com

[Dave Lane]

Ummmm well duh...

Dave

[Iowanian]

Obviously its because I live in Idaho.

[Fire Me Boy!]

I'M MIGHTY!
ROFL

Because thats what I am.
Arthur: Maybe I should stop being so anal retentive
The Tick: Retain that anus! One day it's fruit may be the only thing that stands between us and total oblivion!

LMAO! I didn't even get the Tick refrence, I'm so disappointed in myself. You do know they are showing it at 10am on ABC Families on Sunday?
Nope, but I do now! :thumb:

Actually, over the years I've been able to get every one on tape and have them all on DVDs now...

[Goapics1]

Obviously its because I live in Idaho.
rep.................

[Pants]

Obviously its because I live in Idaho.

c4me: "Oh I thought it was because you lived in Iowa ROFL :harumph: "

[Lzen]

I was in high school in the eighties. One of the popular films of the time was Sixteen Candles. My friends hung the nickname of one of the characters in that film on me. That character's name was Long Duck Dong, AKA The Donger.

Hmm, I think I might've seen that flick but I don't remember much about it. Is that the one where the oriental guy says "no more yankie my wankie"?

[Donger]

Hmm, I think I might've seen that flick but I don't remember much about it. Is that the one where the oriental guy says "no more yankie my wankie"?

Yes, that would be the Donger.

[Donger]

c4me: "Oh I thought it was because you lived in Iowa ROFL :harumph: "

She's been strangely quiet lately. I wonder what happended to her.

[Lzen]

It sounds like "It's all good."

And all this time I thought you were trying to be Saulbadguy's nemesis.

[morphius]

Actually, over the years I've been able to get every one on tape and have them all on DVDs now...

Anyway to, ummm, get a copy of that sometime? 'cause that would be spoon!

[Lzen]

Mine is kinda ghey. I have a better one at a different site that I joined after I joined here. I wish I could change but oh well. I was looking for something unique.

http://www.apics.org/APICS/images/HeaderArt_1.gif

I'm sure if you ask really nice, a mod would change it for you. ;)

[way2kalm]

Although I have since graduma-ated and moved on, I've used this name for a while now, so I keep it around

First initial - Last name - Alma Mater

Always nice to see a fellow alum. I graduated from UMR myself!

[Prince22]

I made my name Prince22 b/c I'm a Louisville, UNC, and PUKE fan. :Lin:
:shake:

[Goapics1]

I made my name Prince22 b/c I'm a Louisville, UNC, and PUKE fan. :Lin:
:shake:
Pisstons. :(

[Prince22]

You're getting warmer.

[chagrin]

Is that the one where the oriental guy says "no more yankie my wankie"?[/QUOTE]


ASIAN dude, ASIAN!!!!

[Goapics1]

You're getting warmer.
I know. It is like 95 fuggin degrees here. :fire:

[chefsos]

NFL-Chiefs
MLB-Orioles

We have just been calling them the chefs ever since that Snickers commercial appeared: Y'know, "That's great, but who are the chefs?" "Great googly moogly!" ROFL .
I used to be a fan of the NASCAR #22, sponsored by Caterpillar, so I have used chefsoscat22 in other places. Then I looked at it. Hmmm.. chefs o' scat? People may not want to eat there. May just as well have been Cleveland Steamer.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Anyway to, ummm, get a copy of that sometime? 'cause that would be spoon!
There's like 10 disks... Not sure, it's been so long, but I also think they're VCDs... If they're VCDs, PM me with your shipping info and I'll copy them and send them your way.

[KCTitus]

...I used to be a fan of the NASCAR #22, sponsored by Caterpillar...

You give up when they fired Woah-uhd Burton?

[ptlyon]

Not sure, it's been so long, but I also think they're VCDs...

Dude, better go to the doctor and get that checked

[Lzen]

Must...resist...urge...to...change...name...to...9VRevolt...

Mine or yours? I'm sure headsnap would be flattered.

[Tribal Warfare]

I use to be ChiefPriority, but I was kicked because of some scandalous babe pics on the girlie pic thread. After that incident I decided to switch my screen name to Tribal Warfare, because I'll defend my opinion till it's cemented in ones mind.

[Saul Good]

Haha. I wish I would have thought have that.

I'm amazed at how few people "get" it.

[Spicy McHaggis]

My user name is actually taken from a Dropkick Murphy's song "The Spicy McHaggis Jig". My buddies call me it on occasion due to the crazy shenanigans I've raised while enjoying libations. No stories now.

[ptlyon]

My user name is actually taken from a Dropkick Murphy's song "The Spicy McHaggis Jig". My buddies call me it on occasion due to the crazy shenanigans I've raised while enjoying libations. No stories now.

Well let me then.

There was this one time, at a 4H sheep judging contest...

[chefsos]

You give up when they fired Woah-uhd Burton?

Yup. Can't stand that DUI punk Wimmer.
(I guess I've outed myself as a NASCAR fan.)

[Ebolapox]

I'm a microbiology major--I'm into viruses/bacteria/sh*t like that--

and ebola just happens to be my 'favorite' virus

-EB-

[MOhillbilly]

MO-where im from
Hillbilly-Cause i love and hate it.

[Baby Lee]

Many moons ago when I was a Radio DJ guy, I used to work six, sometimes 7 days a week. It was a grind, but usually big fun. I worked on a rock n roll station, and hated HATED having to work on New Years, or Christmas or Fourth of July. So instead of whatever my normal radio name was (Stu Dent, Ian Cognito, Miles Moore, Sy Cotic, whatever) I always worked holidays as George Blowfish. The name stuck, and since then it's always been the Mark Twain to my real life Samuel Clements.

And I was George Blowfish fifteen years before Hootie came around...so as usual I'm ahead of the curve!

http://www.georgeblowfish.com
I love the names on the Car Talk staff

Accounts Payable Administrator Imelda Czechs
Airline Seat Tester Wilma Butfit
Alternative Fuel Consultant Amanda Livering Cole
Appeals Specialist Bud Uronner
Arbitration Expert Viola Fuss
Assertiveness Training Coach Lois Steem
Assistant Director of Strategic Planning Kent C. Detrees
Auto Seat Tester Fitz Matush
Bob Dylan Specialist I. Shelby Released
Bolt Tightener Tilda Plierslip
British Doorman Isaiah Olchap
Broadcast Philosopher Phillip Airtime
Car Talk Ice Rink Manager Sam Boney
Chief Benefactor Myra Chunkle
Chief Information Officer Otto Delupe
Chief Negotiator Bernadette Bridge
Child Care Provider A. Hugh Nokitov
Children's Menu Adviser Bea Ferrone
Climate Change Monitor Jillian Here
Clothing Designer Hugh Jass
Compassion Coordinator Ophelia Paine
Complaint Line Operator Xavier Breath
Conservative Political Commentator Eileen Tudor-Wright
Coordinator, 12-Step Recovery Program Cody Pendant
Corporate Spokesperson Hugh Lyon Sack
Curator of Tom's Car Collection Rex Galore
Director of Catering Russell Upsumgrub
Director of Delicate Electronics Repair Anita Hammer
Director of Grad Student Transportation Iona Heap
Director of Pavlovian Research Isabelle Ringing
Director of Sports Information Linus Scrimmage
Director of Staff Pay Increases Xavier Breath (assisted by Tony Von Thinkett!)
Divorce Attorney Carmine Nottyors
Drycleaner Preston Creases
Ebay Specialist Selma Junkoff
Emergency Preparedness Director Ron Lykell
Executive Washroom Attendant Eustace Stahl
Exercise Guru Liza Round
Fashion Consultant Natalie Attired
Footwear Consultant Susan Shocks
French Vacation Specialist April Lynn Parris
Gambling Addiction Counselor Althea Andrasia
Graduation Coordinators Val and Dick Torian
Grammar Consultant I.M. Shirley Wright
Guest Accommodations The Horseshow Road Inn
Gum Surgeon Perry O'Dontal
Head of Division of Threat Assessment Ewen Whadarmy
Head of Bldgs. & Grounds Moe D'Lawn
Head of Personal Security C. Howie Run
Head of Security Barb Dwyer
Head of Working Mother Support Group Erasmus B. Dragon
Hospitality Director Doris Shutt
In-house Literary Critic Al Ligori
Interpretive Dance Instructor Tristan Schaut
Italian Conflict Resolution Specialists Hugh and Mia Donnagria
Italian Governess Donna Day Evvalurn
Jump Starting Expert Stan Wellback
Latin American Trade Representative Noah Comprenday
Libel Defense Director in Tokyo Sosumi Areti
Lighting Expert Shanda Lear
Loan Officer I.O. Silver
Lottery Ticket Coordinator Jason Rainbows
Manager, Car Talk Listeners Rebate Program Wendy Pigsfly
Manager of the Weekly Shrimp Buffet Sheldon Deveigned
Mechanic's Assistant Hannah Twomey
Mortgage Loan Consultant Nora Lenderbee
Moving Van Driver Carrie Desofa
Museum Guide Desdamona Lisa
New York-based Dispute Settlement Coordinator Hugh Talkinamee
Ornithologist in Training Luke A. Boyd
Paternity Suit Researcher Oren Jewison
Personal Hygiene Advisor from the Tokyo Office Oh Takashawa
Personal Makeup Artist Bud Tuggli
Personal Trainer Jim Shortz
Political Consultant Mark Iavelli
PR Director Bea Esser
Prayer Coach Denise Hurt
President, Disgruntled Hatchback Owners Club Ivana Trunk
Press Secretary Don B. Zonozi
Race Team Driver Andy Zoff
Rock and Roll Historian Bruce Wade Hughes
Rocket Scientist Chet Propeld
Senior Citizen Driving Instructor Tonya Blinkeroff
Sexual Harrassment Intervention Counselor Pat McCann
Shop Foreman Luke Bizzy
Sidewalk Clothing Vendor Chip Pentz
Staff Alpinist Arianna Topyet
Staff Archivist Bernadette File
Staff Chiropractor Winston Paine
Staff Gossip Columnist. Bud Inski
Staff Intern Lois Rung
Staff Mortician Barry L. Plotz
Station Identification Coordinator Avery Haffenauer
Statistician Marge Innovera
Tom's Beard Cleaner Emile Initself
Tom's Personal Hygiene Coach Haseen Benisi
Tom's Personal Matchmaker Robin D'Craydell
Town Criers Nina Clark and Alice Well
Transcriber Diana Boredom
Travel Agent, Bombay Office Vishnu Verhere

[TRR]

I was a big fan of Super Troopers when it came out. So I went with Team RamRod (a joke in the movie) as my handle. Then it got shortened to TRR as everyone kept using it.

That, and a lack of imagination.

[kc rush]

I'm a Rush fan. The name migrated with me from a Rush board.

I use the same user name on any board I visit because I'm too lazy to come up with anything else, and this one fits.

[wutamess]

My sister actually made up the name when she saw this ugly chick before. She was describing her and she said... "she looked like wutamess".

I was like, "what's that?"
She said you know how you walk up on someone or something and be like... "DAMN!!! What a mess".

[gblowfish]

I love the names on the Car Talk staff
Those are wonderful. Wish I had worked as "Phillip Airtime." I had a friend who worked as Max Output.
ROFL
Skip Towne would dig this list too...

[go bo]

No, no. BL has it wrong again, as usual. He's just jealous a chick like Hel'n has a bigger dick than he does.

I'm actually just one of Tom Cash's aliases; and JD Prez is my lover. And American Hero was my son. ;)ok, but those are only a few of your 50+ usernames, the most endearing of which was anton...

*sniff* *sniff* i really miss anton... :( :( :(

[go bo]

oh, go bo...

[Bug]

BUG
B = Big
U = Ugly
G = Guy

Easy...lol

[Nzoner]

My Chiefs season tickets are the endzone in section 338

[Over-Head]

It was my nick name when I was a long haul trucker.

[4th and Long]

Ya gotta' love 4th and Long! (http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=Marc-Boerigter---16-YD-4th-Down-Convo)

[go bo]

Ya gotta' love 4th and Long! (http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=Marc-Boerigter---16-YD-4th-Down-Convo) hooray...

that's a clip of a bo first down...

go bo... PBJ PBJ PBJ PBJ PBJ

[morphius]

I was just following links around the web, found a Which Greek God are you quiz and got...

http://live.quizilla.com/user_images/T/truly-dippy/1061401756_topdreams2.jpg

http://quizilla.com/users/truly-dippy/quizzes/%3F%3F%20Which%20Of%20The%20Greek%20Gods%20Are%20You%20%3F%3F/

[stevieray]

it's my name.

[4th and Long]

hooray...

that's a clip of a bo first down...

go bo... PBJ PBJ PBJ PBJ PBJ
I knew if anyone would apprecite that clip, it would be you. :thumb:

[4th and Long]

it's my name.
So all those rumors about your real name being Clarence Cleophus Stubblepopper are false?

DAMN YOU INTERNET! DAMN YOU TO HELL! :cuss:


:D

[Brando]

My friends back home dropped the n off the end of my name and called me Brando. I guess I'm not that creative.

[Fairplay]

I use this name because we laughed and joked about the name at work. So i decided to use it.

[CosmicPal]

cosmicpal?

Quite simple: I'm a friend to the universe!

[old_geezer]

Because I am one

[VonneMarie]

A combo of my first and middle name. :shrug:

[JOhn]

:shrug:

Sticky keyboard?

[chefsos]

:shrug:

Sticky keyboard?

ROFL ....Man, I don't even want to know.

[Nzoner]

ROFL ....Man, I don't even want to know.

That's quite amusing,coming from a Titty Squeezer :D

[chefsos]

That's quite amusing,coming from a Titty Squeezer :D

ROFL You and I should work on a special handshake. Titty Squeezers!.....hmmm...maybe not.

[VonneMarie]

:shrug:

Sticky keyboard?
Leave it to you to think like that.

[KChiefsQT]

kchiefs= well... I shouldn't have to explain that one
QT= cutie... same as above :p

[Nzoner]

ROFL You and I should work on a special handshake. Titty Squeezers!.....hmmm...maybe not.

No,I think not,I prefer squeezing ladies titties over hands.

[ChiefsFire]

kchiefs= well... I shouldn't have to explain that one
QT= cutie... same as above :p
QT doesnt stand for Quiktrip?

[Mr. Kotter]

QT doesnt stand for Quiktrip?

Isn't that slang or street talk for "easy"? :hmmm:

[Skip Towne]

Mine's from an old MAD magazine. They had several characters such as Noah Count who was a vagrant and Leif Rubber who was a parking lot attendant. Skip Towne was an embezzler and I liked that.

[ChiefsFire]

Isn't that slang or street talk for "easy"? :hmmm:
are you impling QT may be easy?
:hmmm:

[Mr. Kotter]

are you impling QT may be easy?
:hmmm:

Well, she chose the name.... :hmmm:

[ChiefsFire]

Well, she chose the name.... :hmmm:
good point

and she doesnt seem to be here to defend herself

[Mr. Kotter]

Mine's from an old MAD magazine. They had several characters such as Noah Count who was a vagrant and Leif Rubber who was a parking lot attendant. Skip Towne was an embezzler and I liked that.

MODS: Can we PLEASE have Skip's name changed to Noah Count....heh.

ROFL

[Skip Towne]

MODS: Can we PLEASE have Skip's name changed to Noah Count....heh.

ROFL
I could work with that. Those MAD writers came up with lots of good shit.

[KChiefsQT]

good point

and she doesnt seem to be here to defend herself

ROFL

[Mr. Kotter]

I could work with that. Those MAD writers came up with lots of good shit.

I gotta admit, I like that. Heh.

MAD was good stuff. Definitely.

[Mr. Kotter]

ROFL

ROFL

You gonna be at Joe's, right?

Now if only we can get gochief's there.....heh. :hmmm:

[KChiefsQT]

Well, she chose the name.... :hmmm:

bastard!!!!!! :cuss:

[KChiefsQT]

ROFL

You gonna be at Joe's, right?

Now if only we can get gochief's there.....heh. :hmmm:

You're a sick pig. You have a better shot at getting GoChiefs than me..... I can run like a mothafocker, I would be in California in no time.

[Nzoner]

Isn't that slang or street talk for "easy"? :hmmm:


http://www.rbgilbert.com/images/kumngo.jpg

[stevieray]

http://www.rbgilbert.com/images/kumngo.jpg

I think that's where Rainman buys his Dr. Peppers.

[luv]

http://www.rbgilbert.com/images/kumngo.jpg
They bought out the Git-N-Go's here in Springfield. Some people refer to it as ejaculate and evacuate.

[Mr. Kotter]

You're a sick pig. You have a better shot at getting GoChiefs than me..... I can run like a mothafocker, I would be in California in no time.

Come on....bag a virgin? Why not?

Heh, you could wear one of those volleyball player outfits too.....for the ediification of us old bastards. :hmmm:

[KChiefsQT]

Come on....bag a virgin? Why not?

Heh, you could wear one of those volleyball player outfits too.....for the ediification of us old bastards. :hmmm:

only if you wear a speedo for the pleasure of the ladies on the planet...

[Mr. Kotter]

only if you wear a speedo for the pleasure of the ladies on the planet...

If you are looking for "pleasure" for the ladies, that wouldn't be it.... :shake:

[KChiefsQT]

Ohhh... you have a teeny? Go to any local manicure shop...I heard those ladies are used to them

[Mr. Kotter]

Ohhh... you have a teeny? Go to any local manicure shop...I heard those ladies are used to them

Not quite what I meant, but we'll just stop there..... :redface:

[luv]

only if you wear a speedo for the pleasure of the ladies on the planet...
How would that be considered a pleasure again?

[Mr. Kotter]

How would that be considered a pleasure again?

That was MY question....heh. :shrug: