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Mr. Laz
08-12-2005, 04:59 PM
schlong?



during sex ... squeezing hard with schlong muscles to keep from making a mess and pissing off the significant other(burns her eyes :) )


squeeze so hard something cramps up



:deevee: hurt like hell, lasted several minutes :(



thought i broke my weenie :eek:



anyone, anyone?



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Rain Man
08-12-2005, 05:03 PM
Posts like this are why Muslims hate us.
KChiefs1
08-12-2005, 05:03 PM
Dr Bennett!! Dr Bennett!!

Bent it hell! I think I broke it!!!
Donger
08-12-2005, 05:04 PM
squeezing hard to keep from making a mess

That doesn't work. It's the penile equivalent of putting duct tape over your mouth when you're going to puke.
Donger
08-12-2005, 05:06 PM
schlong?



during sex ... squeezing hard to keep from making a mess and pissing off the significant other(burns her eyes :) )


squeeze so hard something cramps up



:deevee: hurt like hell, lasted several minutes :(



thought i broke my weenie :eek:



anyone, anyone?



.

What exactly is squeezing your Donger? Your wife got a snapper or something?
Mr. Laz
08-12-2005, 05:10 PM
What exactly is squeezing your Donger? Your wife got a snapper or something?

haven't you ever used the muscles in your dong to keep from "spraying" someplace you didn't want to?


kinda like stopping your pee before your done
4th and Long
08-12-2005, 05:11 PM
That doesn't work. It's the penile equivalent of putting duct tape over your mouth when you're going to puke.
Yup. You'll be better off taking the afore mentioned duct tape and putting it over her eyes so she won't bitch about any burning. :D
Donger
08-12-2005, 05:11 PM
haven't you ever used the muscles in your dong to keep from "spraying" someplace you didn't want to?


kinda like stopping your pee before your done

If you are referring to stopping ejaculation, er, no.
jspchief
08-12-2005, 05:11 PM
haven't you ever used the muscles in your dong to keep from "spraying" someplace you didn't want to?


kinda like stopping your pee before your doneNo. I've yet to find a place I didn't want to "spray" it.
Mr. Laz
08-12-2005, 05:12 PM
Yup. You'll be better off taking the afore mentioned duct tape and putting it over her eyes so she won't bitch about any burning. :D

i'll pass that along ROFL
Mr. Laz
08-12-2005, 05:13 PM
If you are referring to stopping ejaculation, er, no.
yes, that's what i'm talking about


if you squeeze hard you can keep anything from coming out


did it all the time when i was younger



back then it was consider a form of contraception :p
RealSNR
08-12-2005, 05:13 PM
I find this ironic because I've had a schlong in my cramp
Otter
08-12-2005, 05:14 PM
http://www.gardeners.com/Content/ProdImages/34-231.jpg
Donger
08-12-2005, 05:15 PM
yes, that's what i'm talking about


if you squeeze hard you can keep anything from coming out


did it all the time when i was younger



back then it was consider a form of contraception :p

That's not right.
RealSNR
08-12-2005, 05:18 PM
Better out than in, Laz
Rain Man
08-12-2005, 05:19 PM
I find this ironic because I've had a schlong in my cramp


I told you that man wasn't Santa Claus.
jspchief
08-12-2005, 05:22 PM
yes, that's what i'm talking about


if you squeeze hard you can keep anything from coming out


did it all the time when i was younger



back then it was consider a form of contraception :pJeezus Laz. Don't you know that can force that pressure back up to the base of your brain?

I guess now we know why you are the way you are....
Otter
08-12-2005, 05:22 PM
Are you suggesting completely stopping it outright? I thought you were just trying to delay it a second or two.

What's the point? I don't get it.

That't like going to Chiefs game with tickets and then leaving when the tailgating is over.

Freak.
Bootlegged
08-12-2005, 05:23 PM
Big surprise. Laz squeezes his weenie.
Nightfyre
08-12-2005, 05:23 PM
**** this thread.
Iowanian
08-12-2005, 05:32 PM
No, but thanks for asking ghost...I mean Kcchiefsman.
Mr. Laz
08-12-2005, 05:38 PM
Are you suggesting completely stopping it outright? I thought you were just trying to delay it a second or two.
pretty much outright ... i imagine the fluid finds it's way out eventually in your urine.


but no real ejac



i surprised i'm the only one who learn this when he was a teen



you don't have to "pull out" ... you can just "clamp down" to keep a girl from getting pregnant ... didn't know about HIV or anything back then.
Donger
08-12-2005, 05:42 PM
pretty much outright ... i imagine the fluid finds it's way out eventually in your urine.


but no real ejac



i surprised i'm the only one who learn this when he was a teen



you don't have to "pull out" ... you can just "clamp down" to keep a girl from getting pregnant ... didn't know about HIV or anything back then.

Is there a urologist in the house?
Bootlegged
08-12-2005, 05:43 PM
Is there a urologist in the house?


Donger posting on this thread. Heh.
Mr. Laz
08-12-2005, 05:49 PM
GAH!

I agree Donger. That's not right.

Why take the split second that's supposed to be the most enjoyable of the day and completely ruin it?
don't knock it until you've tried it


it actually prolongs the experience.... doesn't ruin it


you can actually keep going
DenverChief
08-12-2005, 05:54 PM
a little advice ....squeeze the base before you feel it is going to be right before you CAN stop it with that muscle (you must also stop the stimulation)....wait about a minute...that should gove you another 5 minutes of pleasure before reaching that point again......it definatly makes the orgasim very strong if you repeat that 5 to 6 times...another "trick" is to use pain have her sslap your ass or bite your nipple so you "forget" about the orgasim, of course you must stop the stimulation at the same point I mentioned before...just some advice...take it or leave it
Donger
08-12-2005, 06:04 PM
a little advice ....squeeze the base before you feel it is going to be right before you CAN stop it with that muscle (you must also stop the stimulation)....wait about a minute...that should gove you another 5 minutes of pleasure before reaching that point again......it definatly makes the orgasim very strong if you repeat that 5 to 6 times...another "trick" is to use pain have her sslap your ass or bite your nipple so you "forget" about the orgasim, of course you must stop the stimulation at the same point I mentioned before...just some advice...take it or leave it

Ewww.
Bootlegged
08-12-2005, 06:05 PM
Ewww.

That may've just ruined my night. :deevee:
memyselfI
08-12-2005, 07:27 PM
Posts like this are why Muslims hate us.

ROFL
Cannibal
08-12-2005, 07:35 PM
Posts like this are why Muslims hate us.

God that's fuggin funny!!! ROFL ROFL
bringbackmarty
08-12-2005, 09:59 PM
**** this thread.
amen
Hammock Parties
08-12-2005, 09:59 PM
Two words: Peter North.
BigMeatballDave
08-13-2005, 04:52 PM
I believe its called the 'pubococcygeus' muscle...
WebGem
08-13-2005, 04:53 PM
WTF
BigRedChief
08-13-2005, 04:58 PM
schlong?



during sex ... squeezing hard with schlong muscles to keep from making a mess and pissing off the significant other(burns her eyes :) )


squeeze so hard something cramps up



:deevee: hurt like hell, lasted several minutes :(



thought i broke my weenie :eek:



anyone, anyone?



.
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carlos3652
08-13-2005, 05:09 PM
Laz. I have done this various times, never got a cramp from it, it might be that you are getting older (Im in my 20's) but I'm no Doctor.

I do it to last longer, like DC said, once you stop stimulation you can go for awhile longer...

Once I learned I could do this, I went from 30 min to 2 hrs without ejaculting...

TMI but in the end the experiance was the best I have ever had...(as well as my partner(s) - or so they say - They could be lying too - who knows)
BigRedChief
08-13-2005, 05:12 PM
Once I learned I could do this, I went from 30 min to 2 hrs without ejaculting...
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