Denver Residents...

[Otter]

A local publication that centers on local nightlife and entertainment has an article in month’s issue that illustrates obscure laws in different states. And I quote:

“It is unlawful to lend you vacuum cleaner to your next door neighbor in Denver, Colorado”.

Words written by a writer who works for www.flymagazine.net.

Is this true? If so, why?

I thought you guys were supposed to be live and let live retro-hippies out there.

[jiveturkey]

Denver Residents...Go f@ck yourselves.

That is all. :)

[Otter]

Go f@ck yourselves.

http://www.purplemoon.com/Stickers/peace-chance.jpg

[jiveturkey]

http://www.purplemoon.com/Stickers/peace-chance.jpgI did and it screwed my girlfriend after I passed out.

Peace can go and f@ck itself as well.

[Otter]

I did and it screwed my girlfriend after I passed out.

Peace can go and f@ck itself as well.

In a roundabout, backwards sort of way peace did you a favor.

[jiveturkey]

In a roundabout, backwards sort of way peace did you a favor.Good point.

She was a peace loving hag anyway.

[CosmicPal]

Hmmmm, I'll go next door and see what happens.

[jiveturkey]

Hmmmm, I'll go next door and see what happens.
Don't forget to f@ck youself.

And have a nice evening. :)

[Otter]

This may be true:

Denver: Up to date?
In all US states – and naturally this includes Denver/Colorado – there are some bizarre laws left over from the old days which now beg all legitimacy. For example, it is supposedly still forbidden today in Denver to lend your neighbour a vacuum cleaner. Another law prohibits rat abuse. And finally, the citizens of Denver are not permitted to drive black cars on Sundays.

http://portal.lufthansa.com/online/portal/lh/de/nonav/notaxonomy?l=en&nodeid=1116976&ctest=1

Where's Rain Man when you need him? He's like a cop.

[Katipan]

And finally, the citizens of Denver are not permitted to drive black cars on Sundays.

It's probably a Raiders thing, tho. :p

[Rain Man]

This may be true:



http://portal.lufthansa.com/online/portal/lh/de/nonav/notaxonomy?l=en&nodeid=1116976&ctest=1

Where's Rain Man when you need him? He's like a cop.

This is news to me. I drive my vacuum cleaner over to my neighbor in a black car pretty much every Sunday.

In other news, I found out tonight that if there are two disturbing the peace violations against a house, you can get the tenants evicted. That's pretty cool.

[Otter]

This is news to me. I drive my vacuum cleaner over to my neighbor in a black car pretty much every Sunday.

In other news, I found out tonight that if there are two disturbing the peace violations against a house, you can get the tenants evicted. That's pretty cool.

That was a cross joke between you and DenverChief.

I'm coming to Denver just to drive a black car on Sunday with a vacuum strapped to the roof until I get pulled over. When DenverChief asks where I'm going my response will be "to the neighbors".

If he's carrying a tazer I might think twice about it however.

[Simplex3]

That was a cross joke between you and DenverChief.

I'm coming to Denver just to drive a black car with a vacuum strapped to the roof until I get pulled over. When DenverChief asks where I'm going my response will be "to the neighbors".

If he's carrying a tazer I might think twice about it however.
You're not even tough enough to take getting tazed by a gay guy?



;)

[Otter]

You're not even tough enough to take getting tazed by a gay guy?

;)

I've been punched in the face about 4x in my life and I'd take that over a tazer anyday.

Coming back in consciences handcuffed surrounded by about 50 strangers drooling on myself didn't help the whole psychological impact much either.

If I get cornered by a clown before this blows over the impact may be irreversible.

Happy place...

[DenverChief]

I am watching.....
http://www.tiggypig.com/acatalog/handcuffs.jpg

[alanm]

[QUOTE]Another law prohibits rat abuse.

[DenverChief]

[QUOTE]Another law prohibits rat abuse.

ROFL ...I dunno if it's true or not but I have seen it repeated by many sources...so my guess is yes...and the only reason I can think of is IF there were vaccum cleaners during the influenza epidemic that maybe they thought that was a way it could spread :shrug:

[Otter]

[QUOTE]Another law prohibits rat abuse.

That was worth the post alone. ROFL