Headed to the liqour store..

[ChiefsFire]

any suggestions to get the ladyfriend "in the mood"?





for football ya sickos



but later......

[Hammock Parties]

If you see cadmonkey, call the cops on his ass.

[ChiefsFire]

If you see cadmonkey, call the cops on his ass.
why??

did he steal ur lego Star Wars playset?

[Hammock Parties]

why??

did he steal ur lego Star Wars playset?

Yes, my anal cavity is lonely.

[dtebbe]

Pina Coladas made with Baccardi 151 should do it :)

Like feeding candy to a baby....

DT

[Katipan]

Shots of anything pink with tequilla in it.

rose
baja rosa
whatever

[JimNasium]

http://www.bumwine.com/bumwine/nighttrain.jpg

[ChiefsFire]

http://www.bumwine.com/bumwine/nighttrain.jpg
lookin for tipsy

not drunkonherfeetheadinthestoolpukeinherhair wasted

[Baby Lee]

Some denizens of the board swear Tequila Rose is somehow NOT gay.

[|Zach|]

http://www.bumwine.com/bumwine/nighttrain.jpg
Wow, I had that a few months ago. Went to a friends place on national...started drinking and playing teather ball. The guy had a freaking TB setup in his front yard. I think it is a prerequsite to look like this to have that in your yard.

http://photos5.flickr.com/8564882_7b79d0263e.jpg?v=0

[Katipan]

Some denizens of the board swear Tequila Rose is somehow NOT gay.

It's only not gay if you're female ROFL

[Hammock Parties]

Wow, I had that a few months ago. Went to a friends place on national...started drinking and playing teather ball. The guy had a freaking TB setup in his front yard. I think it is a prerequsite to look like this to have that in your yard.

http://photos5.flickr.com/8564882_7b79d0263e.jpg?v=0

ZACH HANGS OUT WITH RYAN SEACREST!!!!

[ChiefsFire]

It's only not gay if you're female ROFL
im kinda hoping maybe it makes her bi

[JimNasium]

Wow, I had that a few months ago. Went to a friends place on national...started drinking and playing teather ball. The guy had a freaking TB setup in his front yard. I think it is a prerequsite to look like this to have that in your yard.

http://photos5.flickr.com/8564882_7b79d0263e.jpg?v=0
If you enjoyed the Express you should check out her cousins. (http://www.bumwine.com)

[Rain Man]

When I was single, the only alcohol that helped me improve my odds with females was methyl alcohol.

[Baby Lee]

ZACH HANGS OUT WITH RYAN SEACREST!!!!
Overheard, in a muffled tone, 2 inches behind Zach's right ear.

Seacrest OUT!
Ahhhh, there. Seacrest in.

[|Zach|]

Overheard, in a muffled tone, 2 inches behind Zach's right ear.

Seacrest OUT!
Ahhhh, there. Seacrest in.
Bad.

Very bad. How do you sleep at night?

[Hammock Parties]

Seriously...can you get Seacrest to hook me up with Carrie Underwood?

[Baby Lee]

Bad.

Very bad. How do you sleep at night?
Used to be 'on my back,' then word got around you were actually a catcher. ROFL ROFL.

juss messin witcha.

[TRR]

Hpnotiq is always a good old standby. The ladies think it tastes like Kool-Aid...

http://www.badgerwest.com/images/HpnoticLiqueur750ML.jpg

[ChiefsFire]

anyone got a bottle of absinthe sittin around..

second thought,afterseeing Eurotrip i think i will pass

[Baby Lee]

anyone got a bottle of absinthe sittin around..

second thought,afterseeing Eurotrip i think i will pass
Actually, there are some imbibers of the wormwood ale on the site. There were some threads on the subject a year or so ago.

[chagrin]

You must be this beautiful to ride the Quagmire

[gblowfish]

If she's a trailer park queen, everything you need to know is here. (http://www.bumwine.com/)