Eva Longoria - VMA's [Archive]

Bill Lundberg

08-30-2005, 09:21 AM

Who has a picture of Eva Longoria at the Video Music Awards!? I have heard about the "toe" over and over and I missed it. CADMONKEY, I challenge you to find a pic of it and post it!

BigMeatballDave

08-30-2005, 09:28 AM

Someone better find that ****ing pic!

KcMizzou

08-30-2005, 09:34 AM

Someone better find that ****ing pic!

I'd put money on Laz.

Amnorix

08-30-2005, 09:37 AM

I'm not the master of the toe, like some around here, but here are a few

http://www.eva-longoria.net/gallery/showgallery.php/cat/839

Amnorix

08-30-2005, 09:37 AM

Can't see the toe, but you can see the potential if the pic was from the right angle.

http://www.eva-longoria.net/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/4833/size/big/limit/recent

chagrin

08-30-2005, 09:39 AM

all I can see is her HUGE box...where's that Miss Canada pic again?

Amnorix

08-30-2005, 09:40 AM

Stupid KRT station mucking up the pic.

Can't insert the pic, but here's the link.

http://www.krtdirect.com/photos/preview/preview.htm?doc=KRT%2Fkrtabacaphotoslive%2Fdocs%2F038%2F362

Bill Lundberg

08-30-2005, 09:48 AM

requires a username and password...

laser1972

08-30-2005, 09:56 AM

http://www.thesuperficial.com/

They are on there front page for now, i cant see any "toe", but that looks like a swimsuit she's wearing...

Mr. Laz

08-30-2005, 10:57 AM

http://img155.exs.cx/img155/7900/elongoriavma12ev.th.jpg (http://img155.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img155&image=elongoriavma12ev.jpg)http://img155.exs.cx/img155/9523/elongoriavma21rh.th.jpg (http://img155.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img155&image=elongoriavma21rh.jpg)http://img155.exs.cx/img155/6537/elongoriavma36bd.th.jpg (http://img155.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img155&image=elongoriavma36bd.jpg)http://img155.exs.cx/img155/7907/930535057591ff.th.jpg (http://img155.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img155&image=930535057591ff.jpg)

patteeu

08-30-2005, 11:55 AM

Toe or no toe, that's one unattractive swimsuit, IMO. She needs a new designer.

Rain Man

08-30-2005, 12:00 PM

I like the fact that it's extremely low-cut, but otherwise you're exactly right.

This is one other reason that I'm glad I'm a man. A man can be a celebrity without any pressure to show up half-naked at awards shows.

BigMeatballDave

08-30-2005, 12:03 PM

Toe or no toe, that's one unattractive swimsuit, IMO. She needs a new designer.I would agree. Still, she looks ****ing HOT in it...

Phobia

08-30-2005, 12:06 PM

MOhillbilly

08-30-2005, 12:14 PM

.........

jcroft

08-30-2005, 12:23 PM

I watched the VMAs, and I can assure you there was toe. At that moment, I really liked the swimsuit.

Goapics1

08-30-2005, 12:28 PM

I watched the VMAs, and I can assure you there was toe. At that moment, I really liked the swimsuit.

I cannot believe someone has not found these pictures. I wanna see her poo see (outlined of course).

jcroft

08-30-2005, 12:33 PM

I cannot believe someone has not found these pictures. I wanna see her poo see (outlined of course).

Once again I'd like to thank TiVo for it's many years of service to me.

BigMeatballDave

08-30-2005, 12:34 PM

.........Oh, how I'd love to be that bikini bottom...

teedubya

08-30-2005, 12:37 PM

Eva Schwingoria

Demonpenz

08-30-2005, 12:45 PM

i would drink her bathwater

Duck Dog

08-30-2005, 12:47 PM

.........

Where did her titays go? And her nut sack is hanging low in the second. That's a man, man.

jcroft

08-30-2005, 01:11 PM

Where did her titays go? And her nut sack is hanging low in the second. That's a man, man.

If that's a man, color me homo.

penguinz

08-30-2005, 01:36 PM

Where did her titays go? And her nut sack is hanging low in the second. That's a man, man.
You are a fugging retard.

GoTrav

08-30-2005, 01:37 PM

mmm moose knuckle.....

where are the good pics? I tried watching the VMA's but they were horrible...at least this will be aired and reaired about 5000 times over the next year...

Duck Dog

08-30-2005, 01:40 PM

You are a fugging retard.

If that's her poo say hanging down between her legs, color me uninterested.

She looks like she's been rode by every horse on the race circuit. have at it.

MOhillbilly

08-30-2005, 01:43 PM

If that's her poo say hanging down between her legs, color me uninterested.

She looks like she's been rode by every horse on the race circuit. have at it.

shit, i like a girl w/ fat lips.Top and bottom.

Dr. Johnny Fever

08-30-2005, 01:43 PM

a little sumpin' sumpin' from the archives...

Dr. Johnny Fever

08-30-2005, 01:45 PM

If that's her poo say hanging down between her legs, color me uninterested.

She looks like she's been rode by every horse on the race circuit. have at it.
ghey

Duck Dog

08-30-2005, 01:46 PM

shit, i like a girl w/ fat lips.Top and bottom.

Fat lips are fine. I just don't want to be able to wear it like an NBC protective mask.

jus sayin.

Dr. Johnny Fever

08-30-2005, 01:47 PM

nummy...

Duck Dog

08-30-2005, 01:48 PM

ghey

Spelling gay like that is what is gay. Especially for a grown man. Not liking a woman who has nut sacks for cooter lips is perfectly normal.

MOhillbilly

08-30-2005, 01:52 PM

Fat lips are fine. I just don't want to be able to wear it like an NBC protective mask.

jus sayin.

bigger the better i say. somethin to smash your balls into.

Dr. Johnny Fever

08-30-2005, 01:57 PM

Spelling gay like that is what is gay. Especially for a grown man. Not liking a woman who has nut sacks for cooter lips is perfectly normal.
teh ghey

Duck Dog

08-30-2005, 02:07 PM

bigger the better i say. somethin to smash your balls into.

Holy shit that's funny! These other assclowns pissing and moaning about my opinion could use a lesson from you.

Rep.

seclark

08-30-2005, 02:09 PM

Holy shit that's funny! These other assclowns pissing and moaning about my opinion could use a lesson from you.

Rep.
hell, i agree w/you...that gal's got a 5gallon bucket for a cornhole.
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jcroft

08-30-2005, 02:15 PM

hell, i agree w/you...that gal's got a 5gallon bucket for a cornhole.
sec

Better for her to take two in it at once. ;)

vailpass

08-30-2005, 02:15 PM

Do I detect a hint of toe...???
(2nd picture down)

http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2005/08/29/the-2005-vmas-eva-longoria-is-the-hollywood-whore/#postcomment

Hammock Parties

08-30-2005, 02:16 PM

Carrie Underwood is hotter.

MOhillbilly

08-30-2005, 02:44 PM

Holy shit that's funny! These other assclowns pissing and moaning about my opinion could use a lesson from you.

Rep.

just keepin it real yo.

Dr. Johnny Fever

08-30-2005, 03:15 PM

These other assclowns pissing and moaning about my opinion could use a lesson from you.

Rep.
I piss often but I never moan... and I don't give a rats ass about your opinion.

MOhillbilly

08-30-2005, 03:20 PM

I piss often but I never moan... and I don't give a rats ass about your opinion.

haha, bona fide 187 tough guy.

KChiefsQT

08-30-2005, 03:24 PM

She's smoken. I'd do her.

ChiefsFire

08-30-2005, 04:34 PM

She's smoken. I'd do her.

grrrrrr

now i have that to think about all evening...

id stuff it in her and spin her around a couple times

andoman

08-30-2005, 05:05 PM

Carrie Underwood is hotter. NOT!

Fixed your post.

Hammock Parties

08-30-2005, 05:06 PM

Fixed your post. NOT!

Fixed your post.

andoman

08-30-2005, 05:49 PM

Carrie Underwood is hotter.

Not saying Carrie isn't cute,

http://www.jasmine-trias.net/carrie-underwood.jpg

http://arapaho.nsuok.edu/~trisig/Pictures/carrie.JPG

But seriously, you think she's hotter than Eva?

http://www.eva-longoria-sexy-pictures.com/evalongoria005.jpg

http://img.sports.tom.com/img/assets/200503/050326102147Eva-Longoria.jpg

Hammock Parties

08-30-2005, 05:53 PM

Carrie Underwood is the hottest female alive.

Herzig

08-30-2005, 07:25 PM

Here

Fire Me Boy!

08-30-2005, 07:28 PM

Carrie Underwood is the hottest female alive.
Wrong.

http://www.iballer.com/divas/kidman/images/k7_jpg.jpg

Chiefs Pantalones

08-30-2005, 07:39 PM

Carrie is cute, but she's not hot.

Carrie is hot in an 8th grade kind of way...

Mr. Laz

08-30-2005, 07:49 PM

Carrie Underwood is the hottest female alive.
nothing worse than a unrealistic virgin with an attitude problem

Marco Polo

08-30-2005, 08:17 PM

Seriously, no one has her pic?

Hammock Parties

08-30-2005, 08:23 PM

Wrong.

http://www.iballer.com/divas/kidman/images/k7_jpg.jpg

Wrong.

Hammock Parties

08-30-2005, 08:23 PM

Carrie is cute, but she's not hot.

Carrie is hot in an 8th grade kind of way...

She's hot.

TEX

08-30-2005, 08:23 PM

Carrie is cute, but she's not hot.

Carrie is hot in an 8th grade kind of way...

Exactly. And for that reason, I really don't think Carrie is that hot at all. Shoot, one could play football on her forhead. It's HUGE!

Hammock Parties

08-30-2005, 08:24 PM

Screw all of you.

Miles

08-30-2005, 08:27 PM

Exactly. And for that reason, I really don't think Carrie is that hot at all. Shoot, one could play football on her forhead. It's HUGE!

Hell, she wouldnt even stand out at a southern college. She is cute, but nothing special in the least.

Duck Dog

08-30-2005, 08:32 PM

Exactly. And for that reason, I really don't think Carrie is that hot at all. Shoot, one could play football on her forhead. It's HUGE!

True, but you can swat a tennis ball around in Eva's baby maker.

Hammock Parties

08-30-2005, 08:33 PM

Hell, she wouldnt even stand out at a southern college. She is cute, but nothing special in the least.

She's amazing, sorry.

Hammock Parties

08-30-2005, 08:33 PM

True, but you can swat a tennis ball around in Eva's baby maker.

Duck Dog 1
TEX 0

Chiefs Pantalones

08-30-2005, 08:35 PM

Vanilla Thunder drops the beat that makes you bounce like rubber!

unlurking

08-30-2005, 08:39 PM

Vanilla Thunder drops the beat that makes you bounce like rubber!

BOOUNCE!!!!!!!!

pogo
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(Sorry, to much System of a Down lately)

Chiefs Pantalones

08-30-2005, 08:57 PM

Here's a girl you'd probably be interested in gochiefs...

http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HR/HU/KQ/HM/EYBURQEVPLHS.jpg

Hammock Parties

08-30-2005, 08:57 PM

Here's a girl you'd probably be interested in gochiefs...

http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HR/HU/KQ/HM/EYBURQEVPLHS.jpg

Screw you.

Skip Towne

08-30-2005, 09:06 PM

Here's a girl you'd probably be interested in gochiefs...

http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HR/HU/KQ/HM/EYBURQEVPLHS.jpg
Whoa!! A Fredonia Yellowjacket!! Where did you get that pic? Nobody knows where Fredonia is.

Chiefs Pantalones

08-30-2005, 09:07 PM

Screw you.

ROFL :p

Chiefs Pantalones

08-30-2005, 09:13 PM

Whoa!! A Fredonia Yellowjacket!! Where did you get that pic? Nobody knows where Fredonia is.

Love at first site, huh Skip? ROFL

I was on hotornot.com, keyword-- KU, and came acrossed it.

ChiefsFire

08-30-2005, 10:02 PM

Love at first site, huh Skip? ROFL

I was on hotornot.com, keyword-- KU, and came acrossed it.
she was on hotornot??? omg

BigRedChief

08-30-2005, 10:15 PM

Carrie Underwood is hotter.Hah not even in the same class as Elisha

http://www.weirdwolf.net/CHIEFSCHICKS/aaaooowwWW.htm

http://www.weirdwolf.net/CHIEFSCHICKS/thumbnails/elishacuthbert.jpg

elvomito

08-31-2005, 12:11 AM

Hah not even in the same class as Elisha: elishacuthbert.jpg (http://www.weirdwolf.net/CHIEFSCHICKS/pages/elishacuthbert.htm) fixed your link

no love for roselyn sanchez?
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=46228

adriana's got to be the hottest though
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=46227

ROYC75

08-31-2005, 12:16 AM

fixed your link

no love for roselyn sanchez?
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=46228

adriana's got to be the hottest though
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=46227

They both work for me .......... :)

Demonpenz

08-31-2005, 01:10 AM

is that chick going to put that volly ball in her twat

ARROW2

08-31-2005, 03:46 AM

Nightfyre

08-31-2005, 04:15 AM

You know how I know gochiefs is gay?

Carrie Underwood is hotter.
Carrie Underwood is the hottest female alive.

teedubya

08-31-2005, 05:47 AM

isn't that Adrianna the chick that is boning Peter Brady?

elvomito

08-31-2005, 12:23 PM

no this is not the chick from surreal life, this is adriana lima a brazilian victorias secret model