An orgy poll. (Adults only, unless you have a fake ID).

[Rain Man]

Hypothetical: you're single and unattached.

You go on a game show on an adult TV network, and by providing the correct response to the question "how many different Friends did Jennifer Aniston kiss?", you win the grand prize, which is a night of boundless passion with one or more people of whichever gender you prefer. You get to pick the scenario from the following poll.

The attractiveness scale is the basic Bo Derek 1-10 scale, with 1 being extremely unattractive and 10 being extremely attractive. Assume that all involved parties are present simultaneously and will gladly partake of anything that you request.

[siberian khatru]

At my age, I think 2 "8s" is all I could handle.

[BIG_DADDY]

2 "8"-rated people of the gender to which you're attracted.

[Hammock Parties]

I'll take 4 sixes, because I have low standards, and I'm greedy.

[siberian khatru]

I eagerly await ENDelt's and KCChiefman's votes.

[4th and Long]

The home version is vastly superior.

[Rain Man]

It's interesting that no one has picked the bombshell yet.

[jiveturkey]

More than two just seems like a lot of work, unless the others are cooking and doing laundry. If that's the case then can I have 1 "8", 1 "7", and 1 "5" (aka the maid)?

[Nzoner]

The poll reminded of an old song I love that starts

Hey Judy, get Trudy
Ya said to call you up if I was feelin' moody

2-8's for me as well.

[badgirl]

I voted for 2 "8"'s . Looks like thats what most people voted for.

[Braincase]

Is this with or without Viagra?

Without, I might as well go for the 10, 'cause best I'll do is two rounds, then I'll be sleeping like Rip Van Winkle.

You get me a Viagra, and I might have to go for 2 8's, especially if they're redheads.

[el borracho]

I need examples of famous female 8s and famous female 6s before voting.

[Miles]

"Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends. ... Naw, I'm not ready for it.

[eazyb81]

I'll go with the one girl that's a 10.

I'm just not that in to 3-ways/orgies, I would much rather bang the hottest girl i've ever seen than have a 3 way with some fairly hot girls.

It's hard to pleasure two girls at once.

[Nzoner]

It's hard to pleasure two girls at once.

30+ vote for a threesome and we're all speechless






















hard to talk though when your tongue is being used for other things.

[DJay23]

I'll go with the one girl that's a 10.

I'm just not that in to 3-ways/orgies, I would much rather bang the hottest girl i've ever seen than have a 3 way with some fairly hot girls.

It's hard to pleasure two girls at once.
What he said, except the part about pleasuring 2 girls at once. I'm not sure that it would be all that difficult, more than tiring. I'd rather "pump" all of my "energy" into one drop dead gorgeous woman.

[Baby Lee]

I've never f@cked a 10, but one night, I f@cked 5 2s. And I think that should count for something.

Never f@cked a 1. Never been drunk enough to f@ck a 1. You gotta be drrruuunnk to f@cka 1.

[OldTownChief]

I'll have the "10"

[Fairplay]

True story, I knew this guy who had a "ten", he ended up serving 5 years in prison.

[unlurking]

I'll go with the one girl that's a 10.

I'm just not that in to 3-ways/orgies, I would much rather bang the hottest girl i've ever seen than have a 3 way with some fairly hot girls.

It's hard to pleasure two girls at once.
They can always help pleasure each other!

:drool:

[DaKCMan AP]

I'll go with the 10.

[go bo]

30+ vote for a threesome and we're all speechless






















hard to talk though when your tongue is being used for other things.not if you're taco...

[go bo]

besides, where's the option for boys and girls together?

an orgy isn't an orgy unless there's several ****ings going on at once...

and it's not nice to have odd numbers, so you should be offering 3,5, 7, or 9 partners...

what is wrong with you, eh sprinkle toes?

never been to a real orgy, have you? :p :p :p

[unlurking]

besides, where's the option for boys and girls together?

an orgy isn't an orgy unless there's several ****ings going on at once...

and it's not nice to have odd numbers, so you should be offering 3,5, 7, or 9 partners...

what is wrong with you, eh sprinkle toes?

never been to a real orgy, have you? :p :p :p
Actually, odd numbers are preferred as they guarantee at least one threesome instead of everyone pairing up. Otherwise you usually just end up with "swaps" going on, which is fun yes, but just not on the same level as a group. Fun way to do it is tie everyone together, one wrist to one ankle. Ensures everyone is close enough to have a good time, and not separate across the room.

;)

[Mr. Laz]

all about the body in an orgy


you probably ain't gonna be kissing much ... no telling where those lips have just been. :hmmm: :shake:

[chiefs4me]

I will take just one....no way am I sharing with anyone.

[go bo]

Actually, odd numbers are preferred as they guarantee at least one threesome instead of everyone pairing up. Otherwise you usually just end up with "swaps" going on, which is fun yes, but just not on the same level as a group. Fun way to do it is tie everyone together, one wrist to one ankle. Ensures everyone is close enough to have a good time, and not separate across the room.

;)pffffft...

who's talking about threesomes?

if there's 6 people, it would be a sixsome and not two threesomes, if they do it right...

back in the day, we would all just jump in a pile and pleasure whatever part happened to be close by, for warm ups...

followed by liberal application of alcohol and pyschedelics (or better yet, preceded by)...

producing hours of good clean fun... :D :D :D
ahhh, those were the days (late sixties, early seventies)... :bong: :Peace:

[unlurking]

pffffft...

who's talking about threesomes?

if there's 6 people, it would be a sixsome and not two threesome, if they do it right...

we would all just jump in a pile and pleasure whatever part happened to be close by, for warm ups...

ahhh, those were the days (late sixties, early seventies)... :bong: :Peace:
ROFL

[Hammock Parties]

pffffft...

who's talking about threesomes?

if there's 6 people, it would be a sixsome and not two threesome, if they do it right...

we would all just jump in a pile and pleasure whatever part happened to be close by, for warm ups...

ahhh, those were the days (late sixties, early seventies)... :bong: :Peace:

You're seriously freaking me out.

[Rain Man]

I'll try to say this with the utmost sensitivity to those who have different proclivities, but in my scenario there wouldn't be another guy within a quarter-mile.

[go bo]

You're seriously freaking me out.hey, when they say free love, they meant it... :Peace:

it was really true what they say about sex, drugs and rock and roll, baby (with less emphasis on rock and roll)... :bong:

it was a time of great experimentation (driven largely by lsd and people "dropping out"), in all arenas of life and experience...

it was, *sigh*, a time to be young...

(birth control, which was still relatively new, was rather liberating to say the least, and there was no hiv so bareback was just fine...)

didn't you ever do anything when you were young just because you wanted to see what it was like? :shrug:

[go bo]

I'll try to say this with the utmost sensitivity to those who have different proclivities, but in my scenario there wouldn't be another guy within a quarter-mile.ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

what a nice way to put it... :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:

[Mr. Laz]

but in my scenario there wouldn't be another guy within a quarter-mile.
then in your "scenario" it would be more of a harem, not an orgy


1 guy surrounded by a dozen chicks




of course in your scenario, you gonna blow your load after 1 1/2 chicks and the other 10 1/2 chicks are going to go home pissed at your limp d!cked arse. ROFL ROFL

[Rain Man]

then in your "scenario" it would be more of a harem, not an orgy


1 guy surrounded by a dozen chicks




of course in your scenario, you gonna blow your load after 1 1/2 chicks and the other 10 1/2 chicks are going to go home pissed at your limp d!cked arse. ROFL ROFL


When I can no longer act, I'll make the transition to directing. :p

[Katipan]

I only have so many places to stick the damn thing

[Rain Man]

I only have so many places to stick the damn thing

Well, sure, but they're resusable.

[Katipan]

Well, sure, but they're resusable.

It's not a fugging gas can

[Fairplay]

I only have so many places to stick the damn thing



Three, i presume. Rest the other two places for day two and three.

[chiefs4me]

hey, when they say free love, they meant it... :Peace:

it was really true what they say about sex, drugs and rock and roll, baby (with less emphasis on rock and roll)... :bong:

it was a time of great experimentation (driven largely by lsd and people "dropping out"), in all arenas of life and experience...

it was, *sigh*, a time to be young...

(birth control, which was still relatively new, was rather liberating to say the least, and there was no hiv so bareback was just fine...)

didn't you ever do anything when you were young just because you wanted to see what it was like? :shrug:




What's being young have to do with it....I am still doing things for fun to see what it's like....:p

[go bo]

seems like you do a good job of it, too... :p :p :p

[Macroach]

I'd definitely go for the "10".

It would be a once in a lifetime experience, all 15 seconds of it.

The 2 "8"s were tempting, but that's just too much pressure.

[Nzoner]

I will take just one....no way am I sharing with anyone.


What's being young have to do with it....I am still doing things for fun to see what it's like....:p


Okay.

[Frazod]

I voted for 2 eights (like pretty much everybody else).

But I'd rather have 3 sevens. :D

[chiefs4me]

Okay.








You naughty boy...ROFL

[Tribal Warfare]

I go for quality (10) over quantity any day, but if the two babes were 9's that's a different story :D

[Demonpenz]

i would have 3 6's and have one of them smack my right ass cheek and the other one my left with pattles then have the third one challenge me in a game of candy land

[arrowheadnation]

Jennifer Aniston kissed all 5 of her other "Friends." She dated Joey and Ross, kissed Chandler in a flashback, kissed Monica to win their apartment back, and Phoebe kissed her "to see what was so special" about kissing her.

Give me the bombshell.

[Katipan]

Jennifer Aniston kissed all 5 of her other "Friends." She dated Joey and Ross, kissed Chandler in a flashback, kissed Monica to win their apartment back, and Phoebe kissed her "to see what was so special" about kissing her.

Give me the bombshell.

This is a very manly piece of trivia

[4th and Long]

I only have so many places to stick the damn thing
Three, i presume. Rest the other two places for day two and three.
That was very presumtious of you :p however, for the sake of argument, even of Mer was a "3 input kinda girl," ;) an orgy is not a "one at a time" affair. :shake: Best she could do is rest 1 place on any given day, unless Mer knows something I don't. :hmmm:

[luv]

Sorry, but I like my men one at a time. My vote is for 1 "10" rated. Called me old-fashioned. Call me a prude. I like to spoil my man, and they'd get less if I had to split my attentions.

[4th and Long]

Sorry, but I like my men one at a time. My vote is for 1 "10" rated. Called me old-fashioned. Call me a prude. I like to spoil my man, and they'd get less if I had to split my attentions.
In that case, consider yourself off of my official list of orgy candidates. :p

[Pants]

10.

[tk13]

How come nobody voted for half of a 12? I'm not saying which half though....