Official "Interesting" Cuts thread..........

[C-Mac]

This is a short list of 3 of my most Interesting Cuts:

-on my middle finger when I was 16 and trying to pull a hammer from my cousin that had split wood by the mull. No stiches, but to the bone.

-on my chin from sledding on down hill icy road when I was 13.......over shot the runway......12 stitches.

-on my first day of college when trying to open the newly repainted old style crank window in my dorm. I swear it was just a tap of my wrist......26 stitches.

What is your most interesting cut?

[chefsos]

In a previous life, I witnessed the execution of Marie Antoinette.

That was some good head.

[siberian khatru]

My first son's umbilical cord.

[Bowser]

Does a pigs' briss count?

[tk13]

One time I was on Howard Stern's show...

[bishop_74]

My first son's umbilical cord.

Why? Did he blow around the room like a deflating baloon?

[C-Mac]

One time I was on Howard Stern's show...

Is a slit the same as a cut?

[FloridaChief]

Does a pigs' briss count?

No but a "bris" might...

[FloridaChief]

One time I was on Howard Stern's show...

And your Arbitron ratings are SOOOO much higher than Opie & Anthony's ...

[Bowser]

No but a "bris" might...

Oooops. I offer more cowbell in forgiveness...

[FloridaChief]

Oooops. I offer more cowbell in forgiveness...

Cowbell is...good.

Very professional.

[Hammock Parties]

11 years old, screwing with dad's swiss army knife. Tried to close it. No stitches, but I thought I was going to die.

[Bowser]

It's not really a cut, but when I was a kid, I had a friend that would stick me with safety pins to see if I would jump waay up in the air like they did in the cartoons. I can tell you it just doesn't work that way.

[C-Mac]

11 years old, screwing with dad's swiss army knife. Tried to close it. No stitches, but I thought I was going to die.

I knew a guy who worked for Tyson Foods for 8 years and his job was cutting the chicken breasts open with a stubby knife with a 3"-4" blade.
Like he did every morning, he was pulling his rubber gloves snug while holdin the knife in one hand, slipped, poked his chest and was dead in 40 minutes.

[C-Mac]

It's not really a cut, but when I was a kid, I had a friend that would stick me with safety pins to see if I would jump waay up in the air like they did in the cartoons. I can tell you it just doesn't work that way.

ROFL

[Adept Havelock]

This one time, at cutting camp....

[RedDread]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/katanaslip.html

bwahahaha!!!

As for myself. Was up in my attic when I was about 13 digging out christmas lights and I cut the hell outta my foot on the exposed aluminum edge of a vent. 10 Stitches.

[RealSNR]

I won't forget my jazz band teacher in high school. Played trumpet like madman, but had 4 fingers and a stump on his right hand. The story goes like this:

He's a hunter, and got home late at night, but he still wanted to clean the deer as best as he could. He gets up and asks his wife where the deer knife is.

"I don't know, honey"
"Well, no big deal. I'll just use this knife in the utility drawer"
"That thing is dull, honey. Be careful"
"I know, I know
"Don't cut yourself"
"I'm not going to cut myself!"

Fifteen minutes later...

"Honey, do we have any electrical tape?"

[C-Mac]

I won't forget my jazz band teacher in high school. Played trumpet like madman, but had 4 fingers and a stump on his right hand. The story goes like this:

He's a hunter, and got home late at night, but he still wanted to clean the deer as best as he could. He gets up and asks his wife where the deer knife is.

"I don't know, honey"
"Well, no big deal. I'll just use this knife in the utility drawer"
"That thing is dull, honey. Be careful"
"I know, I know
"Don't cut yourself"
"I'm not going to cut myself!"

Fifteen minutes later...

"Honey, do we have any electrical tape?"

I expect that from a shop teacher.... but a music teacher ?