Hey Mods! How do you get rid of crabs?

[Big Chief Homer]

While strolling through the planet,Ive seemed to have picked up a homosexual Parasite by the name of Floridachief.It has attached itself to my ass and follows me whereever I go.The only affliction I have noticed is it leaves neg rep after every post I make.Therefore abusing the rep system.


How do you rid yourself of such a parasite?Do you ignore it.Return the favor(being its around more and posts more than i do).Or do you use some sort of chemical on it such as a batch of homemade absinthe.

Any info on how to remove such a leech will be helpful.

[Saulbadguy]

You call that abusing the rep system?

[4th and Long]

Try some of that amazing http://www.cariba.com/bluestar/Picture2.jpg

[Big Chief Homer]

Try some of that amazing http://www.cariba.com/bluestar/Picture2.jpg
ROFL -gonna need something alittle stronger. ROFL

[FloridaChief]

You call that abusing the rep system?


ROFL

[Big Chief Homer]

Good,came out of your hole.


Whats your problem?

[4th and Long]

ROFL -gonna need something alittle stronger. ROFL
In that case, I got nuthin'! :p

[FloridaChief]

It smells like Pier 39 in this thread...

[Big Chief Homer]

It smells like Pier 39 in this thread...

It was fine until you showed up.Take a shower,wash off all the filth from last night on the docks :p

[FloridaChief]

You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.


Damn...

[RedDread]

yes! AM Chiefs Planet poster wars!


I love America!

[Hammock Parties]

I've never had crabs...

[Big Chief Homer]

You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.


Damn...

we can go rep punch for rep punch.I have no problem with it.

you post a hell of a lot more than I do.

[FloridaChief]

yes! AM Chiefs Planet poster wars!


I love America!

I've got my own hate thread--dig it, bitches!...

[Big Chief Homer]

I've never had crabs...



why do i find that hard to believe? :p :)

[FloridaChief]

I've never had crabs...

So how'd you lose all your rep (this time...)?...

[Big Chief Homer]

I've got my own hate thread--dig it, bitches!...


Its not a hate thread,Im just trying to share the fun with the rest of the community.

With all the homoeroticsm you put in your neg reps I would say its far from hate.More like a man crush. :p

[Hammock Parties]

So how'd you lose all your rep (this time...)?...

Phobia is an evil bastard.

[RedDread]

Phobia is an evil bastard.


So shouldn't it read "gochiefs is the target of a Phobia rep conspiracy" when moused over?

[Hammock Parties]

So shouldn't it read "gochiefs is the target of a Phobia rep conspiracy" when moused over?

No.

[FloridaChief]

Phobia is an evil bastard.

Well, *that* wasn't common knowledge before, was it?...

[FloridaChief]

Its not a hate thread,Im just trying to share the fun with the rest of the community.

With all the homoeroticsm you put in your neg reps I would say its far from hate.More like a man crush. :p

Wow...you're pretty much consumed by thoughts of gay sex, ain't you?

[Mecca]

Wow...you're pretty much consumed by thoughts of gay sex, ain't you?

Don't drop the soap............... or he will get you back in more ways than one.

[Hammock Parties]

DenverChief is the gay one.

FloridaChief and I go back aways, but he's not gay.

[Mecca]

DenverChief is the gay one.

FloridaChief and I go back aways, but he's not gay.

How do you know he's gay? Wait nevermind, I don't even wanna know.

[FloridaChief]

FloridaChief and I go back aways, but he's not gay.

That's right, people. FloridaChief is not.....a gay....

[Big Chief Homer]

That's right, people. FloridaChief is not.....a gay....
Not according to the neg rep he leaves :shake:

they're all about asses,asshats,prisons and vibrators.

[Braincase]

How do you know he's gay? Wait nevermind, I don't even wanna know.


And today's contestant in "spot the newbie" is....

[Big Chief Homer]

Don't drop the soap............... or he will get you back in more ways than one.
Talking from experience, are we? :p :)

[Terribilis]

Kiss him... Kiss him!

[FloridaChief]

Light the lamp and fire mellow,
Cabin essence timely hello,
Welcomes the time for a change.

Lost and found, you still remain there.
You'll find a meadow filled with grain there.
I'll give you a home on the range.

Who ran the iron horse?
Who ran the iron horse?
Who ran the iron horse?
Who ran the iron horse?
Who ran the iron horse?
Who ran the iron horse?
Who ran the iron horse?
Who ran the iron horse?
Who ran the iron horse?
Who ran the iron horse?

I want to watch you windblown facing
Waves of wheat for your embracing.
Folks sing a song of the grange.

Nestle in a kiss below there.
The constellations ebb and flow there.
And witness our home on the range.

Who ran the iron horse?Have you seen the grand coolie workin' on the railroad?
Have you seen the grand coolie workin' on the railroad?
Have you seen the grand coolie workin' on the railroad?

Over and over,
The crow cries uncover the cornfield.
Over and over,
The thresher and hover the wheat field.

Over and over,
The crow cries uncover the cornfield.
Over and over,
The thresher and hover the wheat field.

Over and over,
The crow cries uncover the cornfield.
Over and over,
The thresher and hover the wheat field.

[FloridaChief]

Kiss him... Kiss him!\

Sorry...It's just not my bag, baby...

[FloridaChief]

I see you, Tom Cash Jr...I've let you go before because you have a shit-stupid brain-drop for a father, but now it's apparent the retarded acorn didn't fall far from the tree.

You'll get a lot more of my attention in the future, wax-bitch...

[Iowanian]

Before you get an infected cooter..........

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=2657796#post2657796

[trndobrd]

Light the lamp and fire mellow,
Cabin essence timely hello,
Welcomes the time for a change.

Lost and found, you still remain there.
You'll find a meadow filled with grain there.
I'll give you a home on the range.

Who ran the iron horse?
Who ran the iron horse?
Who ran the iron horse?
Who ran the iron horse?
Who ran the iron horse?
Who ran the iron horse?
Who ran the iron horse?
Who ran the iron horse?
Who ran the iron horse?
Who ran the iron horse?

I want to watch you windblown facing
Waves of wheat for your embracing.
Folks sing a song of the grange.

Nestle in a kiss below there.
The constellations ebb and flow there.
And witness our home on the range.

Who ran the iron horse?Have you seen the grand coolie workin' on the railroad?
Have you seen the grand coolie workin' on the railroad?
Have you seen the grand coolie workin' on the railroad?

Over and over,
The crow cries uncover the cornfield.
Over and over,
The thresher and hover the wheat field.

Over and over,
The crow cries uncover the cornfield.
Over and over,
The thresher and hover the wheat field.

Over and over,
The crow cries uncover the cornfield.
Over and over,
The thresher and hover the wheat field.


What is that?

[FloridaChief]

Before you get an infected cooter..........

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=2657796#post2
657796

?

Wow--what's this supposed to mean, seriously? Nothing, I guess....

I could've just picked up my phone at random & listened to the dial tone. Would have been more meaningful than this post.

Weird. And pointless, AFAICT...

[FloridaChief]

What is that?

"Cabin Essence" by Brian Wilson

[Iowanian]

It meant that bitching about negative rep was pointless and it irritates me.

I guess if you'd prefer the attention, thats fine too.

[FloridaChief]

It meant that bitching about negative rep was pointless and it irritates me.

Okay...I didn't see the big pic...I was really off-base here...

[Skip Towne]

It meant that bitching about negative rep was pointless and it irritates me.

I guess if you'd prefer the attention, thats fine too.
Sic 'em Killer.

[FloridaChief]

It meant that bitching about negative rep was pointless and it irritates me.

I guess if you'd prefer the attention, thats fine too.


ROFL

Someone was *awefully* quick to the neg-rep button, huh?...

You go, girl...

[Iowanian]

Can this actually BE possible?

Someone, who had a thread started on thier behalf for using that stupid button......nagging because someone had the audacity to give them a teaspoon of their own medicine?

now, I've seen it all. My day here is complete.

Rep Bitches are panty droppers.

[FloridaChief]

Can this actually BE possible?

Someone, who had a thread started on thier behalf for using that stupid button......nagging because someone had the audacity to give them a teaspoon of their own medicine?

now, I've seen it all. My day here is complete.

Rep Bitches are panty droppers.

I couldn't agree more, Amy-Lee from Ames...

[chiefs4me]

BCH...you have no clue how lucky you are...I mean FC doesn't just give rep to any ole person...you have to be special.....I kinda of miss the man myself...:p

[chiefs4me]

I couldn't agree more, Amy-Lee from Ames...





ROFL.....oh no you didn't....Killer is gonna get you now.

[FloridaChief]

BCH...you have no clue how lucky you are...I mean FC doesn't just give rep to any ole person...you have to be special.....I kinda of miss the man myself...:p

Oh, now that's pos-rep for you, sweetness...

[FloridaChief]

ROFL.....oh no you didn't....Killer is gonna get you now.

R U kidding? That f*cking hypocrite--you know him, right? "Rep feature is the worst--Hates people who utilize the rep options"---FELL ALL OVER HIMSELF to Neg-rep me earlier today.

Little bitch....Sweet Amy from Ames can suck my weenus...

[RealSNR]

While strolling through the planet,Ive seemed to have picked up a homosexual Parasite by the name of Floridachief.It has attached itself to my ass and follows me whereever I go.The only affliction I have noticed is it leaves neg rep after every post I make.Therefore abusing the rep system.


How do you rid yourself of such a parasite?Do you ignore it.Return the favor(being its around more and posts more than i do).Or do you use some sort of chemical on it such as a batch of homemade absinthe.

Any info on how to remove such a leech will be helpful.
OMFG CLICK HERE YOU PUSSY!!! (http://revengeofmooninites.ytmnd.com/)

[chiefs4me]

R U kidding? That f*cking hypocrite--you know him, right? "Rep feature is the worst--Hates people who utilize the rep options"---FELL ALL OVER HIMSELF to Neg-rep me earlier today.

Little bitch....Sweet Amy from Ames can suck my weenus...




I think everyone knows the way Killer and I feel about each other...ROFL
and yes, on the very day he started a thread saying he would withhold rep...he neg repped me for the 1000 time.....:rolleyes: He calls it neg rep...I call it love.....ROFL


thanks for my rep....:p

[chiefs4me]

OMFG CLICK HERE YOU PUSSY!!! (http://revengeofmooninites.ytmnd.com/)




ROFL

[Big Chief Homer]

OMFG CLICK HERE YOU PUSSY!!! (http://revengeofmooninites.ytmnd.com/)
ROFL.. nice

[Big Chief Homer]

I see you, Tom Cash Jr...I've let you go before because you have a shit-stupid brain-drop for a father, but now it's apparent the retarded acorn didn't fall far from the tree.

You'll get a lot more of my attention in the future, wax-bitch...


oK,I hope this isnt directed at me.Because in all seriousness your way off.



Ok now that thats clear....Game on!!!!!

[FloridaChief]

oK,I hope this isnt directed at me.

It isn't. It has nothing to do w/ you...

[Bowser]

Serious question....can those on ignore hand out po/neg rep to those who have put them on ignore?


You may now resume established pissing contest......

[Big Chief Homer]

It isn't. It has nothing to do w/ you...

Ok, sorry ,Just didnt want you to think I was someone Im not.

[Big Chief Homer]

BCH...you have no clue how lucky you are...I mean FC doesn't just give rep to any ole person...you have to be special.....I kinda of miss the man myself...:p



I do feel special.Now I have something to look forward to when i sign on.

Im not Bitching about it,Im trying to have alittle fun with it.This is the most fun I've had on this board.

It all started over a comment I made about Florida schools.but the point he didnt get was I went to school in Longwood,FL ROFL

[FloridaChief]

Serious question....can those on ignore hand out po/neg rep to those who have put them on ignore?


You may now resume established pissing contest......

I dunno but I just neg-repped you and it seemed to work...

[chiefs4me]

Serious question....can those on ignore hand out po/neg rep to those who have put them on ignore?


You may now resume established pissing contest......







YES.....I can still neg rep you...wanna see....ROFL

[Bowser]

I dunno but I just neg-repped you and it seemed to work...

Perfect! Only, you weren't on ignore.....

[Bowser]

YES.....I can still neg rep you...wanna see....ROFL

Why does it go from post 57, to post 59?

[chiefs4me]

Why does it go from post 57, to post 59?





ROFL......You know the reason bow wow...and chiefs4me could not be happier.....:p

[penguinz]

This ass pirate has been doing the same to me.

[FloridaChief]

This ass pirate has been doing the same to me.

Goddamn--I've handed out to much rep today...See me tomorrow for some more neg-rep...

Good day, now...

[Skip Towne]

ROFL......You know the reason bow wow...and chiefs4me could not be happier.....:p
I had to quote you so Bowser can see it.

[chiefs4me]

I had to quote you so Bowser can see it.




Thanks skipper..but I am pretty sure he takes me off of ignore to read my posts....and then puts me back on ignore...ROFL Funny thing is, I don't remember ever having a squabble with the boring ole man...

[Skip Towne]

Thanks skipper..but I am pretty sure he takes me off of ignore to read my posts....and then puts me back on ignore...ROFL Funny thing is, I don't remember ever having a squabble with the boring ole man...
I thought you fought back and forth with him. Who am I thinking of?

[chiefs4me]

I thought you fought back and forth with him. Who am I thinking of?






ROFL......the list is to long......now I have to take the boys ******** yep thats right, I have to take the little one swimming so he will let me watch my race.....don't miss me to much, I will be back.:p

[penguinz]

Goddamn--I've handed out to much rep today...See me tomorrow for some more neg-rep...

Good day, now...So what the F*CK is your problem? Did you get your prostate examined and realized you enjoyed having things shoved up your ass? To compensate for this new found sexual pleasure you are a dick on here to make you feel more like a man again?

[FloridaChief]

So what the F*CK is your problem? Did you get your prostate examined and realized you enjoyed having things shoved up your ass? To compensate for this new found sexual pleasure you are a dick on here to make you feel more like a man again?

I've already said: see me tomorrow, princess...

[penguinz]

You need to get a life.

[badgirl]

It was fine until you showed up.Take a shower,wash off all the filth from last night on the docks :p
well first you're glad he came "out of his hole", now your saying this thread was fine till he showed up, no wonder your getting neg rep. :p

Play nice boys, or not.....bad boys are also good. :drool:

[Big Chief Homer]

well first you're glad he came "out of his hole", now your saying this thread was fine till he showed up, no wonder your getting neg rep. :p

Play nice boys, or not.....bad boys are also good. :drool:


What?did you read the whole thread.He stated the thread smelled like.....oh forget it.Its no fun when you have to explain it :p

[badgirl]

What?did you read the whole thread.He stated the thread smelled like.....oh forget it.Its no fun when you have to explain it :p
who says??? Evidentally you weren't around during my hurricane debate, everyone thought that was fun..

Didn't you guys???? :p

[chiefs4me]

I've already said: see me tomorrow, princess...





well damn....:banghead: I thought I was your princess....ROFL

[badgirl]

well damn....:banghead: I thought I was your princess....ROFL
Damn it!!! I thought I was his princess.....hes a cheater lets both put him in the doghouse. ROFL

[Big Chief Homer]

who says??? Evidentally you weren't around during my hurricane debate, everyone thought that was fun..

Didn't you guys???? :p
ROFL ,I missed that one I'll have to check it out.thanks :p

[badgirl]

ROFL ,I missed that one I'll have to check it out.thanks :p
Yea it was funny, the thread is actually started by Stumppy last year, its called something like "Wanna hear something funny" I think, you can do a search and find out. I still get crap over it once in a while. ROFL

[Skip Towne]

Yea it was funny, the thread is actually started by Stumppy last year, its called something like "Wanna hear something funny" I think, you can do a search and find out. I still get crap over it once in a while. ROFL
Hey Badgirl, was Katrina one of those underwater hurricanes?

[chiefs4me]

Damn it!!! I thought I was his princess.....hes a cheater lets both put him in the doghouse. ROFL




ready..set...go.......ROFL where the hell have you been..no excuses about not getting playtime on the pc...you found another board, didn't you?:p

[badgirl]

Hey Badgirl, was Katrina one of those underwater hurricanes?
They ALL are Skip, everyone knows that :rolleyes:

Well my FFL team name is Hurricane, kinda weird that I named it that just when all the stuff is going on with Katrina. You know what that means??? ......well probably nothing, but it sounded kinda interesting didn't it? ROFL

[badgirl]

ready..set...go.......ROFL where the hell have you been..no excuses about not getting playtime on the pc...you found another board, didn't you?:p
Hell no, this is the only board for me, Stumppy insisted I go back to work, your lucky, you don't have to work, you miss out on so much when you have to go to frigging work everyday, day in and day out.....IT SUCKS, but hey I had a break for the first 30 years of my life, so.....just forget it, I don't know what the hell I'm saying ROFL

[chiefs4me]

Hell no, this is the only board for me, Stumppy insisted I go back to work, your lucky, you don't have to work, you miss out on so much when you have to go to frigging work everyday, day in and day out.....IT SUCKS, but hey I had a break for the first 30 years of my life, so.....just forget it, I don't know what the hell I'm saying ROFL





I also went back to work 2 months ago...because I wanted to, but don't tell anybody..... let them think I am lazy....ROFL you miss out on so much when you stay home....:p The key is having a job you really like...which I am lucky enough to do.....life is to short, so if you have to work, make sure you like it...or at least try.:p I really had no more reason to stay home anymore since I put austin into a pre k school.....:deevee: He has adjusted fine, it's me having the problem.....:banghead:

[Skip Towne]

I also went back to work 2 months ago...because I wanted to, but don't tell anybody..... let them think I am lazy....ROFL you miss out on so much when you stay home....:p The key is having a job you really like...which I am lucky enough to do.....life is to short, so if you have to work, make sure you like it...or at least try.:p I really had no more reason to stay home anymore since I put austin into a pre k school.....:deevee: He has adjusted fine, it's me having the problem.....:banghead:
What kind of work are you doing?

[badgirl]

I also went back to work 2 months ago...because I wanted to, but don't tell anybody..... let them think I am lazy....ROFL you miss out on so much when you stay home....:p The key is having a job you really like...which I am lucky enough to do.....life is to short, so if you have to work, make sure you like it...or at least try.:p I really had no more reason to stay home anymore since I put austin into a pre k school.....:deevee: He has adjusted fine, it's me having the problem.....:banghead:
soon as my youngest one started to school I got divorced and had to go to work, I love being a mother, wife and homemaker, which is jobs all in themselves, but I am damn good at all three and I enjoy taking care of my family. Once I had to go to work, it seemed I was so tired all the time it took a lot of fun from the mother part, we still did things, but not like before, my husband worked and made a lot of money and I never trusted any strangers in day care taking care of them and I was fortunate enough not to have to use them. But thats ALL my husband had to do was work I took very very good care of him, as he did us (financially). So it balanced out, but working and coming home to do everything you had always done before on top of it was very hard, and still is for that matter.

[luv]

Hey Mods! How do you get rid of crabs?

I'm not a mod, but I would suggest shaving and getting that special shampoo or something. :p

Sorry if that joke has already been made (if anyone else was a dork like me and thought of it). I didn't read through all the posts.

[badgirl]

Hey Mods! How do you get rid of crabs?

I'm not a mod, but I would suggest shaving and getting that special shampoo or something. :p

Sorry if that joke has already been made (if anyone else was a dork like me and thought of it). I didn't read through all the posts.
That and stop sleeping with skanks. :shake:

[FloridaChief]

That and stop sleeping with skanks. :shake:

A-Men! And I hope you stop that sort of behavior right now...

[Big Chief Homer]

That and stop sleeping with skanks. :shake:


Someone once said to shave one side,set fire to the other and stab them as they run out. :hmmm: :)

[chiefs4me]

What kind of work are you doing?





ROFL......let's just say, I serve my fellow citizen....;)

[Skip Towne]

ROFL......let's just say, I serve my fellow citizen....;)
"Do you want fries with that"...... Isn't it?

[FloridaChief]

R U kidding? That f*cking hypocrite--you know him, right? "Rep feature is the worst--Hates people who utilize the rep options"---FELL ALL OVER HIMSELF to Neg-rep me earlier today.

Little bitch....Sweet Amy from Ames can suck my weenus...


OMFG...That little bitch has struck again.

He doesn't care about rep AT ALL, Folks...He's just Roy from the block...

[Bowser]

Thanks skipper..but I am pretty sure he takes me off of ignore to read my posts....and then puts me back on ignore...ROFL Funny thing is, I don't remember ever having a squabble with the boring ole man...

You give yourself WAAY too much credit.....

[go bo]

That's right, people. FloridaChief is not.....a gay....this is absolutely true...

last time we met, he wouldn't... well, you know... :shake: :shake: :shake:

[chiefs4me]

"Do you want fries with that"...... Isn't it?




ROFL....isin't it... would you like a shake today...that's what they always ask me..:p

[chiefs4me]

You give yourself WAAY too much credit.....






ROFL

[Archie F. Swin]

I had to go to the doc yesterday because of this:

http://www.spongezone.net/pictures/krabs/krabs.jpg

[Skip Towne]

OMFG...That little bitch has struck again.

He doesn't care about rep AT ALL, Folks...He's just Roy from the block...
Nobody sweats out rep like you do shit-for-brains. I've still got some left. Want it? You smarted off "bring it on" this afternoon is what got this started.

[Saulbadguy]

Nobody sweats out rep like you do shit-for-brains.
I disagree, old man.

[Bowser]

Now why would this one get moved to "The Room"?


ROFL

[chagrin]

Try some of that amazing http://www.cariba.com/bluestar/Picture2.jpg


Stops itching fast...

[Biohazard]

Only one way! Shave half off, set the other side on fire and stab them with an ice pic when they come running out! Just dont think about it do it!!!!

[chiefs4me]

Now why would this one get moved to "The Room"?


ROFL



because we were having fun....:shrug:

[Nelson Muntz]

I see you, Tom Cash Jr...I've let you go before because you have a shit-stupid brain-drop for a father, but now it's apparent the retarded acorn didn't fall far from the tree.

You'll get a lot more of my attention in the future, wax-bitch...

What the hell did I ever do you to your gayness?