How young...is too young...

[Jenny Gump]

...for an old 34 yr old woman like me?


I'm serious...is 25 the cut off? 24? I don't think I'm comfortable with less than 24.

[Rausch]

That's up to you...

[luv]

...for an old 34 yr old woman like me?


I'm serious...is 25 the cut off? 24? I don't think I'm comfortable with less than 24.
If you can go 24, that means I can go 18! I tend to think 24 is my lower limit as well though. Don't want any college kids. My question has always been my upper limit. I had a guy ask me out that was 40 once. 12 years. Too old I think. 35 is probably my upper limit. That gives me an 11 year span. 24-35. Just depends on who you are and what you like, I guess.

[alanm]

What? You don't like older guys?? :( :sulk:

[Taco John]

The question should be "how much of a maturity drop-off am I willing to put up with in order to satisfy my need to feel young again?"

[el borracho]

Depends on what we are talking about.

Sex? 18 is legal and there are 18 year olds who can handle that role.

Love? Closer in age and life experience is probably better. Of course the numbers change as our ages change but I would say 35 year old with a 25 year old is ok.

[tk13]

As a member of the 24 club, I vote for 24.

[HolmeZz]

19 and all man right here. :)

[Jenny Gump]

I usually am drawn more to the guy 5-10 yrs my senior...but recently, I've sort of had a Mrs. Robinson complex.

How old are you Brad? :Pimp:

[KC Dan]

The question should be "how much of a maturity drop-off am I willing to put up with in order to satisfy my need to feel young again?"
Ding! Ding! Ding!

[Jenny Gump]

The question should be "how much of a maturity drop-off am I willing to put up with in order to satisfy my need to feel young again?"

Good point. I guess it would be 24 then.

[tk13]

Good point. I guess it would be 24 then.
Winner!

[Jenny Gump]

Depends on what we are talking about.

Sex? 18 is legal and there are 18 year olds who can handle that role.

Love? Closer in age and life experience is probably better. Of course the numbers change as our ages change but I would say 35 year old with a 25 year old is ok.

love shmuv. 18 is too young IMO.

[Rausch]

I usually am drawn more to the guy 5-10 yrs my senior...but recently, I've sort of had a Mrs. Robinson complex.

How old are you Brad? :Pimp:


28, but unfortunately I'd never date any woman I have any respect for...

[luv]

As a member of the 24 club, I vote for 24.
You're only 24? I had you pictured older than that. Maybe 30. My bad.

[Hammock Parties]

As a member of the 24 club, I vote for 24.

I always thought you were a thirty-something...

[luv]

28, but unfortunately I'd never date any woman I have any respect for...
Just save your respect until in the morning.

[Jenny Gump]

28, but unfortunately I'd never date any woman I have any respect for...

Ahhhh shucks. *mumble* damn respect *mumble*

[Jenny Gump]

Just save your respect until in the morning.

Who said I would let him stay all night? What do you think this is...Super 8?

[Otter]

...for an old 34 yr old woman like me?

Are you a lesbian or a man?

I've been boozing since Friday Afternoon so I may be missing somthing here but...

Cool either way as far as I'm concerned. I just like to know who I'm rapping with.

[luv]

Are you a lesbian or a man?

I've been boozing since Friday Afternoon so I may be missing somthing here but...

Cool either way as far as I'm concerned. I just like to know who I'm rapping with.
Did that bottle to the head mess something up? :p

[Jenny Gump]

Are you a lesbian or a man?

I've been boozing since Friday Afternoon so I may be missing somthing here but...

Cool either way as far as I'm concerned. I just like to know who I'm rapping with.

mmmmmmmkay

I'm a female

[Mr. Kotter]

If I weren't married, at 34.....my cut-off would've been 25. Somethin' about that 10 year thing....you are on the right track, I'd say.

[Jenny Gump]

Did that bottle to the head mess something up? :pROFL

[Valiant]

...for an old 34 yr old woman like me?


I'm serious...is 25 the cut off? 24? I don't think I'm comfortable with less than 24.


Depends how fat you are ROFL ...

My age range goes from 21-34, me being 27 here soon... And the only difference between a 21yr old girl and a 34 is usually the thighs...

[David.]

I'd say 19 would be just about right

[Rausch]

In all honesty I think it depends on the person. I don't have an upper age limit but I definitely wouldn't consider a serious relationship with anyone under 23 or 24...

[luv]

Depends how fat you are ROFL ...

My age range goes from 21-34, me being 27 here soon... And the only difference between a 21yr old girl and a 34 is usually the thighs...
I thought you might have said a 21 yr old girl and a 34 yr old woman...
That, to me, would be the main difference.

[tk13]

You're only 24? I had you pictured older than that. Maybe 30. My bad.
Holy crap, do I look like Skip Towne? :p I guess it's my blinding charm and cutting edge wit that makes me seem older.

[Otter]

Did that bottle to the head mess something up? :p

Honestly wasn't trying to be a smart ass. Just didn't know.

For what it's worth, if anybody doesn't know who I am:

Name: otter
Gender: male
Sexuality: straight, i love women and appreciate every gay guy out there who gives me a better chance with the lovlies
Heritage: Italian American
Age: 32
Occupation: wireless techie for a biker gang
Interests: fly fishing, mountain biking, kayaking, sushi, grilling up a good steak and hanging out with friends and family

I think it's better I shut up and go to bed at this point. No offense, I'm in and out and don't know everyone who hasn't been here all that long.

Without making a further ass out of myself, I bid good night.

[tk13]

I thought you might have said a 21 yr old girl and a 34 yr old woman...
That, to me, would be the main difference.
You spelled "servant" wrong, twice.

[luv]

You spelled "servant" wrong, twice.
Boy, don't make me hurt you.

[Valiant]

I thought you might have said a 21 yr old girl and a 34 yr old woman...
That, to me, would be the main difference.


That and the extra twenty pounds around your ass...

My last relationship was with a 34yr old woman, the one before that she was just 21... 21, is my bare minimum, like them to be at least my age but I am not that picky when it comes to age...

[Hammock Parties]

I'll be 24 soon. JennyGump, do you look anything like Carrie Underwood?

[luv]

Racist.

Oh, I suppose next you're going to claim you didn't know tk13 was black.
Actually, I was referring to age. Saying boy instead of man....oh, never mind.

[Valiant]

Honestly wasn't trying to be a smart ass. Just didn't know.

For what it's worth, if anybody doesn't know who I am:

Name: otter
Gender: male
Sexuality: straight, i love women and appreciate every gay guy out there who gives me a better chance with the lovlies
Heritage: Italian American
Age: 32
Occupation: wireless techie for a biker gang
Interests: fly fishing, mountain biking, kayaking, sushi, grilling up a good steak and hanging out with friends and family

I think it's better I shut up and go to bed at this point. No offense, I'm in and out and don't know everyone who hasn't been here all that long.

Without making a further ass out of myself, I bid good night.


Ah hell dont run and cower, They have thick skin...

[luv]

That and the extra twenty pounds around your ass...

My last relationship was with a 34yr old woman, the one before that she was just 21... 21, is my bare minimum, like them to be at least my age but I am not that picky when it comes to age...
More cushion for the pushin'? What wrong with that?

[|Zach|]

Damn

[Valiant]

Chicks under 21 are cool cause they can't surprise you at the bar.

But, they gotta be at least sixteen so you's can call 'em up for a ride home at last call.


Only if that were true... Bouncers will let any hot chick in up here, and there have been some 17yr olds sneak in... Only reason why I know they are too young is they are the only ones that wear the miniskirt that is just one inch longer then their crotch... Not that I mind looking, but defiantly no touch, talk, or buy a drink for them...

[Valiant]

I'll be 24 soon. JennyGump, do you look anything like Carrie Underwood?


Go back to your hot or not thread and keep dreaming...

[Valiant]

More cushion for the pushin'? What wrong with that?


Nothing, just not my thing... There are others for that, and I am sure some on this thread will testify too it...

[BigMeatballDave]

...for an old 34 yr old woman like me?
Blasphemy! I will be 35 next month. 34 is not old...
:)

[BigMeatballDave]

You spelled "servant" wrong, twice.
ROFL

[Mr. Kotter]

Damn

Yeah, it's official; she's dumped you.

[SoCalBronco]

You could always go with the GoChiefs policy:
"If he's old enough to pee, he's old enough for me".

Honestly, its not about age. If you feel comfortable with that person's maturity level, if the person is intriguing to be around, you feel some sort of special connection with them, your genuinely happy around them, dont worry about the numbers.

[Mr Grimm]

...for an old 34 yr old woman like me?


I'm serious...is 25 the cut off? 24? I don't think I'm comfortable with less than 24.

I would have to say it would depend on the person. i just divorced a 37yr old, we were married for 5 years, and im 24. for us it worked, well for a while at least.

[Rain Man]

I need a rules clarification. Are we talking about marriage, dating, or one-time boffing?

My rules if I wasn't married:

1. Marriage. Must be able to remember the same cartoons that I remember from my childhood.

2. Dating. Must be able to remember the same cartoons or be attractive.

3. One-time boffing. Must be attractive and of a legal age. (Cartoon knowledge optional.)

[Mr Grimm]

I need a rules clarification. Are we talking about marriage, dating, or one-time boffing?

My rules if I wasn't married:

1. Marriage. Must be able to remember the same cartoons that I remember from my childhood.

2. Dating. Must be able to remember the same cartoons or be attractive.

3. One-time boffing. Must be attractive and of a legal age. (Cartoon knowledge optional.)


if that applies to females too....thank god for reruns!

[Logical]

...for an old 34 yr old woman like me?


I'm serious...is 25 the cut off? 24? I don't think I'm comfortable with less than 24.I think the answer is what is legal and what you are comfortable with, so hanging with the 24 year olds seems to be your line of demarcation.

[Pants]

Uhhm, I'm actually 20 Jenny... Yeah, I was only kidding when I said I was 24.

[keg in kc]

Depends on the dude. If he's 24 and fine with you being 34, and you're fine with him as he is, then why the hell not.

I figure if I ever started "dating" again, my age range would be 22-30. I don't know why, but I always go younger. Although maybe that's not realistic, since I'm not sure how many 22 year old hotties out there would go for a 32 year old, with age being probably the least of my many deficiencies.

[papasmurf]

The reak question is how old is too old?

[Otter]

...for an old 34 yr old woman like me?


I'm serious...is 25 the cut off? 24? I don't think I'm comfortable with less than 24.

Ok, when I saw this last night I thought it read "how young is too young for a 34 year old women to like me?".

Ah, alcohol; the cause of and solution to...

[Braincase]

I was 24 and dated a 36 year old... if "dated" is the right word...

If he's cool with it, why not.

[NJ Chief Fan]

my sister is 17 dating a 22 year old, i told her if she ever braught him to the house id break both his legs...im 22 myself and would never go for anyone not of age

[Skip Towne]

The new office hottie didn't work out?

[Nzoner]

I usually am drawn more to the guy 5-10 yrs my senior

Jenny,you really ought to consider motivational speaking as a career,thanks to this I won't be listening to my sales tape today.

[chagrin]

The question should be "how much of a maturity drop-off am I willing to put up with in order to satisfy my need to feel young again?"



My thoughts, almost word for word, exactly.

[Bob Dole]

You really should focus on men in their early 40's.

[carlos3652]

ROFL... Classic thread...

I'm only 23, and my range is 25-45. For some reason I would rather date an older woman at this point in my life, my crazy college days are over and I had enough of the 18-23 year olds...

Women over the age of 30 have that aura (something special) that i cant put a finger on at this point. (but I will someday).

my .02 - Jenny I say go for it!

[ndbbm]

As long as they're legal, nothing else much matters. If you like them and they like you, meh...Go with it. I'm 28 and I'll try to stay in the -4/+10 year range though...Just for the maturity aspect.

[Phobia]

I don't have an upper age limit

You don't say?

[RedThat]

...for an old 34 yr old woman like me?


I'm serious...is 25 the cut off? 24? I don't think I'm comfortable with less than 24.

First off, I would like to say your not old. Well, I don't think you are anyway. 34 is not old at all.

As for the age thing, I don't think it really matters imo. What matters is the quality of the person your meeting. Everything, all depends on the person.

I gotta question for you, what makes you set an age limit when meeting men?
curious.

[Phobia]

I was 24 and dated a 36 year old... if "dated" is the right word...

If he's cool with it, why not.

I'm not sure Jenny is going to be interested in your now 50+ former boyfriend.

[Phobia]

To answer the question, I really think a 34 year old married man is more your speed, Jenny.

[ROYC75]

...for an old 34 yr old woman like me?


I'm serious...is 25 the cut off? 24? I don't think I'm comfortable with less than 24.


Why go 24 when 48 gives you twice the experence you need ? :hmmm:


This one said it best .........

The question should be "how much of a maturity drop-off am I willing to put up with in order to satisfy my need to feel young again?"

And here's to you Mrs. Robinson .......

[philfree]

I've decided my cut off is 24(24+ is all good) but i'm 44 so...........That's more than half my age. :) Of course i'm married and it ain't gonna happen cause I ain't lookin but I'm still intitled to have a minimum age.

Put on your Nikes Jenny, and "just do it".



PhilFree:arrow:

[carlos3652]

To answer the question, I really think a 34 year old married man is more your speed, Jenny.

ROFL... Im sure thats Pink's answer... :p

[jidar1]

Get a 19 year old, he'll be able to put out 3 times a day for extended periods.

[Otter]

Originally Posted by Rausch
I don't have an upper age limit

Caudle loading up the shaggin' wagon

http://www.lcsde.org/driver.jpg

[Biohazard]

About a year and a half ago, I (24 then) dated a 36 year old woman. She was very nice and good looking, but something just wasnt kosher. Maybe it was just me? But I agree with the rest if you can get along, and your both fine with it go for it! Oh yeah she had nice fake boobies too, just thought I would throw that in!:)

[mounged]

Jenny once got asked out by a guy and thought nothing of it. He looked about mid twenties, found out he was 19!!! I was 34 at the time. Could not get rid of the guy fast enough. When I start feeling like momma that is it. Am now very happy with my husband who is 8 years younger. Do what you feel comfortable with.

[chagrin]

About a year and a half ago, I (24 then) dated a 36 year old woman. She was very nice and good looking, but something just wasnt kosher. Maybe it was just me? But I agree with the rest if you can get along, and your both fine with it go for it! Oh yeah she had nice fake boobies too, just thought I would throw that in!:)


Mind if I throw it out?

[ChiTown]

geezus

This thread was like throwing blood in the shark pool.............

[Biohazard]

Mind if I throw it out?
:p ,ha

[Coach]

Good point. I guess it would be 24 then.

Hell yeah! I qualified.

:p

[KChiefs1]

I'm pretty young looking for my age....when I was 30 I dated an 17 year old for a few months...I taught her how to make love & she was a very apt pupil! :p

I bet the guy that got ahold of her after me thanked me every night! :clap:

[Rain Man]

I dated a 17 year-old for a while when I was single, but then again I was only 18 at the time. It was my only glimpse at the life of Jerry Lee Lewis.

[Bowser]

geezus

This thread was like throwing blood in the shark pool.............

Just the way Jenny planned it......

[laser1972]

I am kinda in the same situation, i am a single 33 yr old man, and some of my friends (mostly female) think its strange if i even talk to a 19 yr old... I dont have any kids, never been married and look about 26, so i think its ok.. If the 19 yr old doesnt have a problem with it, i feel no one should.. I would not marry someone that young, but to hang out, etc.. Its not a big deal.. I prefer over 21 since i like to go to the Casinos and sometime see a live band at a bar...

Seems ok to me Ms. Gump, do what you will, if they dont have a problem with it.. Screw society..

Age to me (within the legal US laws and regulations) is just a number.... If you connect with that person and have fun with them, who cares about the age gap...

[Bowser]

I am kinda in the same situation, i am a single 33 yr old man, and some of my friends (mostly female) think its strange if i even talk to a 19 yr old... I dont have any kids, never been married and look about 26, so i think its ok.. If the 19 yr old doesnt have a problem with it, i feel no one should.. I would not marry someone that young, but to hang out, etc.. Its not a big deal.. I prefer over 21 since i like to go to the Casinos and sometime see a live band at a bar...

Seems ok to me Ms. Gump, do what you will, if they dont have a problem with it.. Screw society..

Age to me (within the legal US laws and regulations) is just a number.... If you connect with that person and have fun with them, who cares about the age gap...

You do realize that she is just using you just for wine coolers, right?

[Mr. Laz]

...for an old 34 yr old woman like me?


I'm serious...is 25 the cut off? 24? I don't think I'm comfortable with less than 24.
depends what your looking for and who your looking at


the maturity level varies tremoudously on the person.



if you just looking to do the hibbity-jibbity then go for the hottest guy with the best bod. If your looking to actually talk ... well then you need to do a maturity check.

[Biohazard]

You do realize that she is just using you just for wine coolers, right?
ROFL One big vile of rep coming up.

[Rausch]

I dated a 17 year-old for a while when I was single, but then again I was only 18 at the time. It was my only glimpse at the life of Jerry Lee Lewis.

So...she was your cousin?...

[Bob Dole]

ROFL One big vile of rep coming up.

Is that like wicked rep?

[Mr. Laz]

ROFL One big vile of rep coming up.
Is that like wicked rep?

how big can 305 post rep be?!? :shrug: :p

[Bob Dole]

how big can 305 post rep be?!? :shrug: :p

Not enough to be objectionable?

[Rain Man]

So...she was your cousin?...

Well, it was just a glimpse. I guess I didn't get the full immersion experience.

[Biohazard]

how big can 305 post rep be?!? :shrug: :p
Its not the size that counts, its how you use it!

[Bob Dole]

Its not the size that counts, its how you use it!

You've swallowed that vial untruth?

[Mr. Laz]

Its not the size that counts, its how you use it!
heh ... just giving ya grief young man ... rep on wit' yo bad self :)

[Biohazard]

You've swallowed that vial untruth?
But...But thats what she told me! :(

[go bo]

I'm not sure Jenny is going to be interested in your now 50+ former boyfriend.hey, 50+ is good...

well, 50+ year old men are... are... are experienced...

yeah, that's the ticket...

experienced...

between experience and cialis, 50+ can be very good... :D :D :D

[KC Kings]

If there's grass on the field, play ball!

[KC Kings]

Age to me (within the legal US laws and regulations) is just a number.... If you connect with that person and have fun with them, who cares about the age gap...

So you are one of those 'Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed' kind of guys?

[go bo]

Get a 19 year old, he'll be able to put out 3 times a day for extended periods.hey, haven't you heard of viagra or cialis?

now, old men can put out 3 times a day for extended periods...

plus, we have experience and that's important...

just ask dv... :p :p :p

[go bo]

I dated a 17 year-old for a while when I was single, but then again I was only 18 at the time. It was my only glimpse at the life of Jerry Lee Lewis.i didn't think you were old enough to remember jerry lee...

what was she, like 13 and a cousin of some sort?

[chief99]

The real question is does Jenny Grump ever ask a football question .

And why none of her topics are ever moved .

[go bo]

sure she does...

how young is too young is a football question...

so there...

[Phobia]

The real question is does Jenny Grump ever ask a football question .

And why none of her topics are ever moved .

2 very good reasons.

[Biohazard]

hey, haven't you heard of viagra or cialis?
Jagerbombs work really well also. But you dont remember anything in the morning, and sometimes thats a good thing.

[ChiefFripp]

17. Guys like MILFs.

[Mr. Laz]

2 very good reasons.

[chief99]

Jenny Grump = psychological disorder.

[Phobia]

Jenny Gump = great sense of humor

chief99 = jilted ex-lover and wearer of bells on shoes

[onescrewleftuntwisted]

As a member of the 24 club, I vote for 24.


hey i'm gonna be a member soon too

[chief99]

Jenny = annoying narcisistic threads.

Phobia = Jenny's patsy.

[luv]

Its not the size that counts, its how you use it!
*cough* bullshit *cough*

[luv]

The real question is does Jenny Grump ever ask a football question .

And why none of her topics are ever moved .
Why did you just remind me of gochiefs? Oh yeah! Because he asked the same thing of me.

And moved to where?

How do you know she doesn't talk football when you haven't been here that long? :hmmm:

[Mr. Kotter]

I dated a 17 year-old for a while when I was single, but then again I was only 18 at the time. It was my only glimpse at the life of Jerry Lee Lewis.

You dated your younger sister when you were 18? Or was it a cousin? :spock:

[Phobia]

Jenny = annoying narcisistic threads.

Phobia = Jenny's patsy.

I'm a lot of things to a lot of people but I'm no patsy. Unless patsy means sex crazed, slobbering fool in which case you couldn't be more correct.

Seriously though, where would you have us move her threads?

[Mr. Kotter]

....Seriously though, where would you have us move her threads?

I've long been an advocate of a separate "Hooters and MILF Forum"

[Braincase]

I'm a lot of things to a lot of people but I'm no patsy. Unless patsy means sex crazed, slobbering fool in which case you couldn't be more correct.

Seriously though, where would you have us move her threads?

Sticky to the top of every page, every forum.

[Biohazard]

*cough* bullshit *cough*
So your the kinda person that makes fun of handicapped people! :p

[onescrewleftuntwisted]

*cough* bullshit *cough*


its ok do you need a cock-drop

[Mr. Kotter]

So your the kinda person that makes fun of handicapped people! :p

That's one of the many things we love about her; she once stole money from a Salvation Army "bucket" and tripped a Special Olympics kid during a race.

[luv]

That's one of the many things we love about her; she once stole money from a Salvation Army "bucket" and tripped a Special Olympics kid during a race.
1. The Salvation Army gives to needy people. I needed a couple of bucks.
2. That kid started it.

[luv]

Jenny Grump = psychological disorder.
I disagree completely.

I've just gotten to know a few of the Planet members a little better. It's good to have some fun, laugh, and learn a little about each other. You want football? Definitely be on after Sunday's game. Or a few days before for predictions.

[tahnikijakaba]

I think it boils down to the question of regretting it. If you think that you are going to regret it then don't do it. But if you are going to say I DID IT, then do it.

[Jenny Gump]

Get a 19 year old, he'll be able to put out 3 times a day for extended periods.

I've had that recently w/ my exboyfriend. He's 39. I'm just wondering about the benefits of a younger one.

[Jenny Gump]

Jenny Grump = psychological disorder.


I don't see why we need to interject logic into this thread.

[keg in kc]

I'm just wondering about the benefits of a younger one.No more changing diapers.

Unless you meant 24 months.

[Jenny Gump]

No more changing diapers.

Unless you meant 24 months.

Sounds about right from a guy who manually empties his balls.

[Jenny Gump]

Jenny = annoying narcisistic threads.

Phobia = Jenny's patsy.

Who is Patsy? More importantly, is she hot?

[keg in kc]

Sounds about right from a guy who manually empties his balls.I think you've confused me with someone with an active libido. I'm in the ensure and diaper club myself.

[gblowfish]

Age means nothing.
Does he have health and dental insurance?
Now THAT's sexy!

[BIG_DADDY]

17

[carlos3652]

I'm just wondering about the benefits of a younger one.

Only you can find that out...






My number is ... (:p)

[MOhillbilly]

16-17 to 40ish

Two tits
a hole
and
a heartbeat.

heartbeat...........


optional.

[Bob Dole]

Youth is over rated.

[dirk digler]

Youth is over rated.

here here. :toast:

BTW I am 34 so maybe I have a chance? :hmmm:

[ChiefFripp]

Everyone is a pornstar by age 14 nowadays anyway. Go for it!

[Calcountry]

I usually am drawn more to the guy 5-10 yrs my senior...but recently, I've sort of had a Mrs. Robinson complex.

How old are you Brad? :Pimp:I am 40, does that count?

[Calcountry]

Holy crap, do I look like Skip Towne? :p I guess it's my blinding charm and cutting edge wit that makes me seem older.Skip Towne looks and acts like the dude in my Avvy.

[Tinlar]

This thread is worthless without pictures.

[Calcountry]

hey, haven't you heard of viagra or cialis?

now, old men can put out 3 times a day for extended periods...

plus, we have experience and that's important...

just ask dv... :p :p :pI would rather not put out during extended periods.

[Area 51]

Age shouldn't matter, maturity should. I would draw the line at anyone under 18 though. Seems some ladies got in some trouble for diddling with a 14 year old!

[Calcountry]

I've long been an advocate of a separate "Hooters and MILF Forum"For that matter, there should be a separate forum for people from Springfield, and one for Rich Scanlon threads.

[chiefs4me]

Jenny....you do not want some bumbling clumsy 24 year old...they have no freaking clue....ROFL I would say if you are 34, he needs to be at least 30...unless you like the kiddie pool...:p

[gblowfish]

Jenny....you do not want some bumbling clumsy 24 year old...they have no freaking clue....ROFL I would say if you are 34, he needs to be at least 30...unless you like the kiddie pool...:pHow bout a 45 year old with a glove box full of Cialis?
Or how about Bob Dole???

[Pants]

Jenny....you do not want some bumbling clumsy 24 year old...they have no freaking clue....ROFL I would say if you are 34, he needs to be at least 30...unless you like the kiddie pool...:p

Yeah, but, say, a 20 year old would be her bitch. Do as she pleases.

[Raiderhater]

Racist.

Oh, I suppose next you're going to claim you didn't know tk13 was black.


Remind me to send you a story in a PM when you are on line and see this.

[Frankie]

How young...is too young......for an old 34 yr old woman like me?

The answer is (drumroll please):

53


Disclaimer: My being 54 has nothing to do with this answer.

[chiefs4me]

How bout a 45 year old with a glove box full of Cialis?
Or how about Bob Dole???



:rolleyes:.....I see nothing wrong with a 45 year old man...as I am 43 myself.:harumph:

[chiefs4me]

How bout a 45 year old with a glove box full of Cialis?
Or how about Bob Dole???


I will have you know, that when Mr. Bob Dole combs his hair that certain way....well......:p

[Pants]

The answer is (drumroll please):

53


Disclaimer: My being 54 has nothing to do with this answer.

Holy shit, I thought you were in your 20's, maybe 30's. Nice.

[4th and Long]

:rolleyes:.....I see nothing wrong with a 45 year old man...as I am 43 myself.:harumph:
When can we expect you to start acting your age? :p

[Thig Lyfe]

The answer is (drumroll please):

53


Disclaimer: My being 54 has nothing to do with this answer.

Wow. Do you douse your posts in Just For Men?

[chiefs4me]

When can we expect you to start acting your age? :p





never...:p

[Raiderhater]

How bout a 45 year old with a glove box full of Cialis?
Or how about Bob Dole???


Did you feel a particular need to be redundant here?

[Skip Towne]

And JennyGump once again shamelessly tantalizes the Planet hard dicks.

[Frankie]

Holy shit, I thought you were in your 20's, maybe 30's. Nice.
Disappointed?

[Frankie]

Holy shit, I thought you were in your 20's, maybe 30's. Nice.

I'm a bit of a Peter Pan.
:)

[Frankie]

And half the stiffness.
They say that takes 6 years to comes back.


Disclaimer: The fact that 6+48=54 has nothing to do with this post.
:p

[ChiefsFire]

milf

milf

milf

[Frankie]

I'm a bit of a Peter Pan.
:)

If I were crude like mosta yous, I would add something like "Peter being the key word." But I'm too classy to even think of a crude line like that.

[carlos3652]

Jenny....you do not want some bumbling clumsy 24 year old...they have no freaking clue....ROFL I would say if you are 34, he needs to be at least 30...unless you like the kiddie pool...:p


Hey now.... ROFL... You tell me to jump, I say how high... (30+ ladies only)

[Hammock Parties]

milf

milf

milf

http://tbs.com/TBS/Images/Dynamic/i10/raymond_debra_240x260_052820041524.jpg

[ChiefsFire]

http://tbs.com/TBS/Images/Dynamic/i10/raymond_debra_240x260_052820041524.jpg
yeah



id tap her

[chiefs4me]

Hey now.... ROFL... You tell me to jump, I say how high... (30+ ladies only)




ROFL

[carlos3652]

yeah



id tap her


Twice...

[Mr. Kotter]

Twice...

Three times....a laaaa-dy.

[luv]

16-17 to 40ish

Two tits
a hole
and
a heartbeat.

heartbeat...........


optional.
Hmmm... that could still be a guy.
Tits = manboobs
hole = well, either mouth or asshole
heartbeat = heartbeat (that one was optional anyway)

[go bo]

Three times....a laaaa-dy.too freaking funny... ROFL ROFL ROFL

woke up the wife and everything...

lmao...

[Mr. Kotter]

too freaking funny... ROFL ROFL ROFL

woke up the wife and everything...

lmao...

Apparently, you and I are the only ones hip enough, AND old enough, to remember Lionel. :harumph:

:p

[Braincase]

yeah



id tap her

You guys really ought to check out the first episode of "Rome" on HBO... Polly Carter is 39... and hotter than a dremel bit after being used for 2 hours straight to clean up grampa's old toolbox.

[MOhillbilly]

Hmmm... that could still be a guy.
Tits = manboobs
hole = well, either mouth or asshole
heartbeat = heartbeat (that one was optional anyway)

you got a sick mind.

[Biohazard]

Jenny....you do not want some bumbling clumsy 24 year old...they have no freaking clue....ROFL I would say if you are 34, he needs to be at least 30...unless you like the kiddie pool...:p
And how would you know? Been with any 24 year olds lately? I've heard from people that older men are to me more experienced, and thus better lovers, and also heard from the same people after experiencing a young man that it was simply not true, just an opinion of what they thought should have been fact!

[MOhillbilly]

And how would you know? Been with any 24 year olds lately? I've heard from people that older men are to me more experienced, and thus better lovers, and also heard from the same people after experiencing a young man that it was simply not true, just an opinion of what they thought should have been fact!

Who cares 28-29-30 im outta there.......

[chiefs4me]

And how would you know? Been with any 24 year olds lately? I've heard from people that older men are to me more experienced, and thus better lovers, and also heard from the same people after experiencing a young man that it was simply not true, just an opinion of what they thought should have been fact!







You are lucky you are even getting an answer from me:rolleyes: I don't care what you have heard...:harumph: My knowledge does not come from just hearing about it..now you have pissed me off.....Where's Mo or Donger...hey I thought I saw Keg earlier...:p

[luv]

You are lucky you are even getting an answer from me:rolleyes: I don't care what you have heard...:harumph: My knowledge does not come from just hearing about it..now you have pissed me off.....Where's Mo or Donger...hey I thought I saw Keg earlier...:p
What do they have yo do with your conversation with Biohazard?

[luv]

you got a sick mind.
Thank you!




I think...

[Biohazard]

You are lucky you are even getting an answer from me:rolleyes: I don't care what you have heard...:harumph: My knowledge does not come from just hearing about it..now you have pissed me off.....Where's Mo or Donger...hey I thought I saw Keg earlier...:p
If what I said upset you, then there must be truth to it! Im not trying to piss in your post toasties. And for the record what I heard came from her mouth after it happened. There is no reason to be pissed, I was not pissed when you said 24 year olds are clumsy, or we have no freak'n clue. I stated what I did to give you a prespective from the other side of fence, and not let you make 24 yr olds look like they cant do anything right. So just chill Im not tring to start a fight with you.

[Raiderhater]

If what I said upset you, then there must be truth to it! Im not trying to piss in your post toasties. And for the record what I heard came from her mouth after it happened. There is no reason to be pissed, I was not pissed when you said 24 year olds are clumsy, or we have no freak'n clue. I stated what I did to give you a prespective from the other side of fence, and not let you make 24 yr olds look like they cant do anything right. So just chill Im not tring to start a fight with you.

Don't waste your time with her. She's not all there.

[Biohazard]

Don't waste your time with her. She's not all there.
Just trying to look out for my age generation!

[carlos3652]

You are lucky you are even getting an answer from me:rolleyes: I don't care what you have heard...:harumph: My knowledge does not come from just hearing about it..now you have pissed me off.....Where's Mo or Donger...hey I thought I saw Keg earlier...:p

the 24 year old guys that you have been with must of not been all that great...

Dont let 1 or 2 youngens' set the example for the rest of us... thats kinda like saying: " All Latinos are Mexicans" because you only know 2 latinos... and they are both mexican.

[go bo]

If what I said upset you, then there must be truth to it! Im not trying to piss in your post toasties. And for the record what I heard came from her mouth after it happened. There is no reason to be pissed, I was not pissed when you said 24 year olds are clumsy, or we have no freak'n clue. I stated what I did to give you a prespective from the other side of fence, and not let you make 24 yr olds look like they cant do anything right. So just chill Im not tring to start a fight with you.fight... fight... :clap: :clap: :clap:

another c4me classic in the making... :D :D :D

[luv]

fight... fight... :clap: :clap: :clap:

Why do people beg for drama?

[Raiderhater]

Just trying to look out for my age generation!

Trust me, she's not worth the effort. No one with any common sense takes her blather seriously.

[Raiderhater]

Why do people beg for drama?


We're bored.

[Biohazard]

Trust me, she's not worth the effort. No one with any common sense takes her blather seriously.
Thanks for the heads up!

[carlos3652]

ROFL

[Raiderhater]

What's so funny?

[JOhn]

Trust me, she's not worth the effort. No one with any common sense takes her blather seriously.
:stupid:

[carlos3652]

What's so funny?

What this thread is becoming....

[Raiderhater]

What this thread is becoming....


Another cat fight with c4m at the heart of it? They don't call her Threadwrecker for nothing.

[carlos3652]

Another cat fight with c4m at the heart of it? They don't call her Threadwrecker for nothing.

She hasnt really done any thread recking lately...

[Delano]

She hasnt really done any thread recking lately...

I read your signature before I read your post.

I laughed.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

I'm 23 and my friends laugh at me because I won't give any 18 year old chicks the time of day. If I wanted to, it's there, but I feel gross even talking to one that age for some reason. Plus, 18 is an immature age.

[chiefs4me]

fight... fight... :clap: :clap: :clap:

another c4me classic in the making... :D :D :D





only for you.....:p

[chiefs4me]

Another cat fight with c4m at the heart of it? They don't call her Threadwrecker for nothing.





Thanks honey.....ROFL now where the hell is that damn lobster....:p

[chiefs4me]

the 24 year old guys that you have been with must of not been all that great...

Dont let 1 or 2 youngens' set the example for the rest of us... thats kinda like saying: " All Latinos are Mexicans" because you only know 2 latinos... and they are both mexican.


yep, I live in texas and only know two mexicans.....ROFL

[carlos3652]

I read your signature before I read your post.

I laughed.

Im Glad... ROFL

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Depends on the dude. If he's 24 and fine with you being 34, and you're fine with him as he is, then why the hell not.

I figure if I ever started "dating" again, my age range would be 22-30. I don't know why, but I always go younger. Although maybe that's not realistic, since I'm not sure how many 22 year old hotties out there would go for a 32 year old, with age being probably the least of my many deficiencies.

I didn't know you were gay.

[carlos3652]

yep, I live in texas and only know to mexicans.....ROFL

But you've only been w/ 1 or 2 "boys" (-25)... that was my point... Im sure you are around Mexicans all the time... just saying that someone else saying the mexican thing... nevermind...

[carlos3652]

I didn't know you were gay.

ROFL

[Delano]

But you've only been w/ 1 or 2 "boys" (-25)... that was my point... Im sure you are around Mexicans all the time... just saying that someone else saying the mexican thing... nevermind...

Yeah, that is the response I was waiting for. Really, all you need is the bolded word.

[King_Chief_Fan]

...for an old 34 yr old woman like me?


I'm serious...is 25 the cut off? 24? I don't think I'm comfortable with less than 24.

I think anything under 50 is too young!!!:)

[carlos3652]

Yeah, that is the response I was waiting for. Really, all you need is the bolded word.

Damn, I might just have to quit for the day... you are killing me...

[MOhillbilly]

yep, I live in texas and only know to mexicans.....ROFL

i bet Dirty Sanchez is one of em.

[carlos3652]

i bet Dirty Sanchez is one of em.


ROFL....

[Chiefs Pantalones]

With the occasional American Hot Carl mixed in.

[Duck Dog]

The question should be "how much of a maturity drop-off am I willing to put up with in order to satisfy my need to feel young again?"


LOL. This one post saved me the agony of reading through the rest.

[Pennywise]

LOL. This one post saved me the agony of reading through the rest.
Has anyone has used the 'If there is grass on the infield we're playing ball analogy?'

[Raiderhater]

Thanks honey.....ROFL now where the hell is that damn lobster....:p


Now would be the perfect time for to go to Houston to collect.

[Raiderhater]

I wonder if anyone has used the 'If there is grass on the infield we're playing ball analogy?'


Well, not that specifically, but someone did say something about about being old enough to grow grass....

[Pennywise]

Well, not that specifically, but someone did say something about about being old enough to grow grass....
I have all the confidence in the world nobody would have let that shit stay on the tee very long.

[Delano]

The question should be "how much of a maturity drop-off am I willing to put up with in order to satisfy my need to feel young again?"

Depends on how long and often you need to feel young again. Someone can pull some 18 year old tail for a night or two and not have to deal with the maturity issue because they'll never talk to the 'lil ho again.

[Raiderhater]

I have all the confidence in the world nobody would have let that shit stay on the tee very long.


My bad, it was that analogy. And it stayed on the tee until post #99 -

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=2670985&postcount=99

[chiefs4me]

Yeah, that is the response I was waiting for. Really, all you need is the bolded word.





don't quit your day job...:harumph:

[chiefs4me]

Now would be the perfect time for to go to Houston to collect.




sure..I will just hop in the truck and head that way...it's only what..4 hours..ROFL

[go bo]

You guys really ought to check out the first episode of "Rome" on HBO... Polly Carter is 39... and hotter than a dremel bit after being used for 2 hours straight to clean up grampa's old toolbox.pfffftt... 39 is way too old to be hot, let alone hotter... :p :p :p