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DeepSouth
09-08-2005, 11:45 AM
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The 2005 NFL Regular Season is Finally Here


To me, this week is always an exciting time of year as the National Football League season truly begins anew. We have established our 53-man roster and our nine-man developmental squad for our first week of regular season practice. Getting to this point represents the culmination of a full “off-season” of work for our organization – players, coaches, front office and staff. Those collective efforts will all come to fruition on Sunday here at Arrowhead when our team squares off against the N.Y. Jets and the regular season officially kicks off.

Across the league there’s always much anticipation and excitement leading up to Opening Day. In Kansas City, the enthusiasm of our great legion of fans is always evident this week with a series highly-anticipated events circled on the calendar leading up to Sunday’s game: the Chiefs Kickoff Luncheon, the Chiefs Night Fundraiser for the Arthritis Foundation and of course, Red Friday.



I thought it fitting during this Labor Day week to briefly recap some of the “labor” that the Chiefs organization has undertaken in the “off-season.” Of course, the term “off-season” is always a misnomer since there truly is no “off-season” in the NFL. But to me, this week always signifies a new beginning across the NFL, the end of the “off-season” and the start of the regular season where every snap and every game is significant. While there’s always some tinkering and adjustments, the rosters are set, the coaches and players are ready and 32 teams are preparing to begin their annual quest for the Lombardi Trophy.

Even before the 2004 regular season concluded, our preparations for the 2005 season were well underway. Lynn Stiles, Chuck Cook and our college scouts were on the road scouring the nation for college talent. Denny Thum and Woodie Dixon were making calculations, projections and preparations in anticipation of the current 2005 salary cap. Bill Kuharich and our pro personnel staff were evaluating potential free agents and how they might fit into our football program based on our possible needs. As an organization, we were faced with making decisions on which potential free agents on our own roster to retain. The list of choices and decision goes on and on. Clearly, the business of professional football is a year-round endeavor and from my perspective, we explored virtually every opportunity we could to improve this team “on paper” in the “off-season.” During the veteran unrestricted free agency period, we acquired players like LB Kendrell Bell (Pittsburgh) and S Sammy Knight (Miami).

Of course, the marquee event of the “off-season” is the NFL Draft, a nationally-televised two-day spectacle that annually breathes new life into our game with the top talent in the college game. We made a very conscious effort to acquire extra picks in this year’s draft and when it was all said and done, we held 11 picks in all. Not only did this give us opportunity to acquire nine players via the draft – eight of whom are either on our 53-man roster or practice squad – but we also traded a pair of draft choices to acquire two players who we expect to make an impact in 2005, namely CB Patrick Surtain and DE Carlos Hall.

Certainly giving up a second-round pick and negotiating a very large contract was a steep price to pay for the services of Patrick Surtain, but based upon what we have seen to date, it is a deal that I wouldn’t hesitate to make again. If you’ve watched Patrick perform during our OTAs and training camp, there’s no question he’s one of the top players at his position in the league. He’s one of many new faces who we expect will make an immediate and positive contribution to our team this year.

For every high-profile decision that was made such as the trade for Patrick or the acquisition of a Kendrell Bell or a Sammy Knight, there were countless other player personnel decisions that didn’t make the front page. Take the case of guys like T Will Svitek, T Jeremy Parquet or LB Kris Griffin. Outside of the scouting world, even the most rabid of Chiefs fans probably wouldn’t have known who these players were, players who are now members of our 53-man roster.

Svitek is a talented young prospect who played defensive tackle at Stanford. We believe both he and Parquet may have bright futures as offensive tackles, which is why we drafted Svitech late in the sixth round and Parquet late in the seventh round. Griffin played at NCAA Division II Indiana University (Pa.) and signed with the Chiefs as a rookie free agent. Kris enjoyed a solid training camp and beat the odds to make this team. The 53-man roster is always a veritable melting pot of talent acquired through a variety of means. And as we’ve frequently discovered in the past, you never know just how that talent will develop until you get those players on the field. When a college free agent makes your roster, it is like getting an additional draft choice and it indicates your scouting department is doing a fine job.

It’s my job to keep our organization focused on the “big picture” and to balance the pros and cons of all these personnel decisions, no matter how big or small. This week is when that bigger picture truly begins to take shape. Our complete roster is established – active roster, practice squad and injured reserve – and we are under the salary cap. After many months of work by many, many people, after many cap and cash decisions, after countless personnel evaluations, it’s now time to get down to the business of actually playing the game.

Now it’s time for me to turn the keys over to our head coach Dick Vermeil and his staff and let them go to work. Obviously, our coaches and players have been hard at work for some time, but now is when we find out if the fruits of so many individuals’ off-season labors will come to fruition.

It’s a time of excitement, anticipation and enthusiasm across the National Football League. There are 31 other teams and 31 other sets of fans anxious for the regular season to begin. I know our coaches and players are likewise eager to begin the season and so I am. On behalf of Lamar Hunt, the Hunt Family and the entire Kansas City Chiefs organization, we’re ready for the challenges of the 2005 regular season. We all know what the ultimate goal is and hopefully with some strong performances, good health and a measure of good fortune, we’ll have the opportunity to qualify for the NFL’s most important season – the postseason.

For those of us who truly love this game of football, the wait is over. It has taken many individuals countless hours to painstakingly put together this team over the past nine-plus months. Now it’s time to find out how this team comes together on the field. It’s time to kick off the 2005 NFL regular season. I personally appreciate the tremendous loyalty of Chiefs fans everywhere and I look forward to seeing many of you supporting this team – our team – in person at Arrowhead Stadium and on the road this year. May this be a “special” year for the “Home of the Chiefs!”

– Carl Peterson

ROYC75
09-08-2005, 11:51 AM
Was this directed to the real fans ?

Chiefs Pantalones
09-08-2005, 11:55 AM
Was this directed to the real fans ?

I don't have season tickets, but I do have tickets to the game on Sunday.

I wonder if Carl loves me...

Dartgod
09-08-2005, 11:57 AM
I don't have season tickets, but I do have tickets to the game on Sunday.

I wonder if Carl loves me...
Only until the 4th quarter clock expires (barring overtime).

Chiefs Pantalones
09-08-2005, 11:58 AM
Only until the 4th quarter clock expires (barring overtime).

Part-time lover. :(

Dartgod
09-08-2005, 11:59 AM
Part-time lover. :(
Yeah, he love me looong time.

InChiefsHeaven
09-08-2005, 11:59 AM
What a long winded dude...I don't feel like reading the whole thing...somebody just gimme the short version...

Chiefs Pantalones
09-08-2005, 12:02 PM
Yeah, he love me looong time.

:cuss:

I will win his love one day!!!

I know it won't be soon, but he's going to be here for a very long time so I know I have long enough to make him love me!!!! :cuss:

Chiefs Pantalones
09-08-2005, 12:04 PM
What a long winded dude...I don't feel like reading the whole thing...somebody just gimme the short version...

Yeah, I didn't read the shit either.

I figure it's Carl, so it's probably just the usuall, "We have the best fans in the NFL; Our defense is better," speech that he's been giving us for the last 4 years out of his 55 years here.

milkman
09-08-2005, 12:05 PM
What a long winded dude...I don't feel like reading the whole thing...somebody just gimme the short version...

Football season starts on Sunday.

shaneo69
09-08-2005, 12:07 PM
We need Blowfish here, pronto.

Chiefs Pantalones
09-08-2005, 12:10 PM
This is the only time of the year that the Raiders can say they are contenders....until about 7 hours.

RedDread
09-08-2005, 12:11 PM
What a long winded dude...I don't feel like reading the whole thing...somebody just gimme the short version...


I signed good players this year, worship me.

Anything that happens from this point on is not my fault.

BigRedChief
09-08-2005, 12:43 PM
I don't have season tickets, but I do have tickets to the game on Sunday.

I wonder if Carl loves me...

Just because you have tickets to one game doesn't make you a "real" fan bub. Only us season ticket holders are "real" fans. So don't make a mess while you are in our house :)

Chiefs Pantalones
09-08-2005, 12:46 PM
Just because you have tickets to one game doesn't make you a "real" fan bub. Only us season ticket holders are "real" fans. So don't make a mess while you are in our house :)

:shake: What did I do to deserve that?

morphius
09-08-2005, 12:48 PM
What a long winded dude...I don't feel like reading the whole thing...somebody just gimme the short version...
Its Dick's team to run now that the season is ready.

We acquired a loft of draft picks this year so that we could get a lot of draft picks onto the practice squad.

Thanks for the loyalty.

Love you, buh bye.

BigRedChief
09-08-2005, 12:54 PM
:shake: What did I do to deserve that?

Talk to King Carl he makes the social status in Arrowhead not me.:p

Chiefs Pantalones
09-08-2005, 12:58 PM
Talk to King Carl he makes the social status in Arrowhead not me.:p

WHY CAN'T I BE NORMAL?!?!?! :deevee:

Chief Henry
09-08-2005, 01:04 PM
Dammit Carl......

StcChief
09-08-2005, 01:06 PM
:shake: What did I do to deserve that? Tongue in cheek comment I believe.

Stadium is sold out no matter who / if anyone comes out.

Hydrae
09-08-2005, 01:12 PM
WHY CAN'T I BE NORMAL?!?!?! :deevee:


Because normal people have more than one brain cell?














:p

htismaqe
09-08-2005, 01:57 PM
We need Blowfish here, pronto.

Can he translate Peterson as well as Dawes?

I guess it couldn't be too hard, they're probably the same person. :D

gblowfish
09-08-2005, 05:23 PM
We need Blowfish here, pronto.
This is truly a monumental King Carl Mannifesto. I do believe I can now interpret it in plain English, translated over from the LTGMIPS language:

To me, this week is always an exciting time of year as the National Football League season truly begins anew. Why? Because all the accounts receivables have been collected and credited, and the checks from Direct TV and the networks have been cashed. Mucho Dinero.

We have established our 53-man roster, our nine-man developmental squad and have separated Rufus Dawes and Bob Gretz with a crowbar. Getting to this point represents the culmination of a full “off-season” of work for our organization – players, coaches, front office, staff, capos and good fellahs.

I successfully consummated all our draft choices. Some were consummated at my Super 8 motel room, some at Denny's, and one in the gardener's shed at the River Falls practice field. All that consummating will come to fruition on Sunday here at Arrowhead when our team skewers the N.Y. Jets and the regular season officially kicks off.

Across the league there’s always much excitement leading up to Opening Day. Personally, I'm filled with antici...............................................................pation.

In Kansas City, the naive enthusiasm of our great legion of season ticket holding fans is always painfully evident this week with a series of highly-anticipated, highly hyped, and highly over-priced events leading up to Sunday’s game: the Chiefs Kickoff Luncheon, the Chiefs Night Fundraiser for the Arthritis Foundation, The Chiefs Celebrity Steroid Rave, The Chiefs Charity Arson, The Chiefs Cheerleader Escort Service for Big Brothers and Big Sisters, and of course "Spend All Your Hard Earned Bread On" Red Friday.

I thought it fitting during this Labor Day week to briefly recap some of the “labor” that the Chiefs organization has undertaken in the “off-season.” Of course, the term “labor” is always a misnomer since I delegate all the important "crap” to Denny Thum and Rufus Dawes. But to me, this week always signifies a new beginning across the NFL, the end of the “off-season” and the start of the "on-season" if you will, where every nacho sold and every whir of the lemonade juicer is significant. While there’s always some tinkering and adjustments with concession stands, the menus are set, the vendors are ready and 32 dippin dots carts are preparing to begin their annual quest for outrageous profitability.

Even before the 2004 regular season concluded, our preparations for the 2005 season were well underway. And look at how well that turned out, eh? Lynn Stiles, Chuck Cook and our college scouts were on the road scouring the nation for college talent. We're talking about college girls gone wild, and boy, did they find some doozies to stock our secret playhouse in Westport.

Denny Thum, Woodie Dixon and NASA were making calculations, projections and preparations in anticipation of the current 2005 salary cap. Bill Kuharich and our pro personnel staff were evaluating potential free agents and how they might fit into our football program based on our possible budget. Unfortunately, no R-Kal Truluck's popped up from the arena league this year. Major bummer.

As an organization, we were faced with making decisions on which potential free agents on our own roster to retain. The list of choices and decision goes on and on. Why? Because it's illegal to just shoot them and throw them in the trunk of a stolen car, like I did back in my days as G.M. of the Philadelphia Stars.

Clearly, the business of professional football is a year-round endeavor and from my perspective, we explored virtually every opportunity we could to improve this team “on paper” in the “off-season.” During the veteran unrestricted free agency period, we "acquired" players like "LB Kendrell Bell (Pittsburgh)" and "S Sammy Knight (Miami)." Have I "mentioned" how much I "adore" quotation marks?

Of course, the marquee event of the “off-season” is the NFL Draft, a nationally-televised two-day annual Chiefs "debacle" that is supposed to breathe new life into our game with the top talent in the college game. Unfortunately, we usually use that time to pick guys like Junior Siavii, Eddie Freeman and Mike Cloud.

We made a very conscious effort to acquire extra picks in this year’s draft and when it was all said and done, we held 11 picks in all. Heck, that's more picks than we have fingers on both hands! Not only did this give us opportunity to acquire nine players via the draft – eight of whom are either on our 53-man roster or practice squad – (although, seriously, most of them are on the practice squad)- but we also traded a pair of draft choices to acquire two players who we expect to make an impact in 2005, namely CB Patrick Surtain and DE Carlos Hall. We hope they make an impact, or should we more accurately say, an impression, on the front of Jake Plummer's chest.

Certainly giving up a second-round pick and negotiating a very large contract was a steep price to pay for the services of Patrick Surtain. JESUS H CHRISTMAS ....I HATE to give players money. I JUST FRICKIN' HATE IT!!! But based upon what I have seen to date, which isn't much, because I've been blind drunk by kickoff at every pre-season game, but from what I've seen to date, it is a deal that I wouldn’t hesitate to make again. If you’ve watched Patrick perform during our OTAs, or in his BVDs, there’s no question he’s one of the top players at his position in the league. He’s one of many new faces who we expect will make an immediate and positive contribution to fix our previously piss poor defense.

For every high-profile decision that was made such as the trade for Patrick or the acquisition of a Kendrell Bell or a Sammy Knight, there were countless other player personnel decisions that didn’t make the front page. And I point this out because I expect to make the front page when I break wind. Take the case of guys like T Will Svitek, T Jeremy Parquet or LB Kris Griffin. Outside of the scouting world, even the most rabid of Chiefs fans probably wouldn’t have known who these players were, because frankly, they were rabid and in need of some sort of immediate inoculation.

Svitek is a talented young prospect who played defensive tackle at Stanford. He's really smart, and gave all the right answers to the ink blot test we administered to him. And he's so goddamn big nobody has the cajones to tell him he'd been cut.

We believe both he and Parquet (Butter? No Parquet) may have bright futures as offensive tackles, which is why we drafted Svitek late in the sixth round and Parquet late in the seventh round. For some reason, we don't believe tackles we draft in the first round (such as John Tait) have such a bright future. Go figure.

Griffin played at NCAA Division II Indiana University (Pa.) - also known as IUPUI or OOEY-POOEY - and signed with the Chiefs as a rookie free agent. Kris enjoyed a solid training camp and beat the odds to make this team. I gave him three to one odds. He happened to draw two cards to fill in a straight, when I was holding three jacks...damn him, he got his contract. Can't wait till next year's River Falls poker tournament.

The 53-man roster is always a veritable septic tank of talent acquired through a variety of "ends justifies the means." And as we’ve frequently discovered in the past, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. We call this the Peterson-Gump Equation. When a college free agent makes your roster, he can be really stupid, as long as he can run really fast.

It’s my job to keep our organization's face pushed up against the “big picture” and to balance the pros and cons of all these personnel decisions, no matter how overmatched or incompetent we are. This week is when that bigger picture truly begins to take shape. It's like a big etch-a-sketch. Our complete roster is established – turn the left knob: active roster, turn the right knob: practice squad and injured reserve, shake the whole thing, and we're under the salary cap! After many months of work by many, many people, after many cap and cash decisions, after countless personnel evaluations, after months of following potential draft choices in black Chevy Suburbans, photographing their every waking moment for contract negotiations later, it’s now time to get down to the business of actually playing the game. This is, indeed, the harsh to my GM buzz.

Now it’s time for me to turn the keys over to our head coach Grandpa Dick and his bloated staff and let them screw it up. Obviously, our coaches and players have been screwing up for some time, but now is when we find out if the fruits of so many fellows’ off-season fundamentals will furtively flourish to fruition.

It’s a time of excitement, anticipation and enthusiasm across the National Football League. Except in New Orleans, for obvious reasons, and in Phoenix, as usual.

There are 31 other teams and 31 other sets of fans anxious for the regular season to begin. I know our coaches and players are likewise eager to begin the season and so I am. The sooner we start, the sooner we can get this year over with and send out the first invoice for 2006 season tickets.

On behalf of Lamar Hunt, the Hunt Family and the entire Kansas City Chiefs organization, we’re ready for the fabulous income of the 2005 regular season. We all know what the ultimate goal is -profits- and hopefully with some strong economic performances, good impulse sales at souvenir stands, and finding a few lost wallets in the stands and restrooms, we’ll have the opportunity to truly enjoy the NFL’s most important season – Retail Sales Season.

For those of us who truly love this game of football, the wait is over. It has taken many individuals countless hours (Don't worry...I made sure they're all on salary) to painstakingly put together this team over the past nine-plus months. Kind of like making a baby. One night we got real drunk, drove to some strange place, went too far, and now it’s time to find out what the consequences are.

It’s time to kick off the 2005 NFL regular season. I personally appreciate the tremendous loyalty of Chiefs fans everywhere (and I mean specifically inside Arrowhead.) I look forward to seeing many of you supporting this team – my team – in person at Arrowhead Stadium and on the road this year. Those of you who don't buy tickets, whatever, dude. Buy a t-shirt at K-Mart or something. I care about you about as much as FEMA cares about New Orleans Nursing Homes if you catch my drift.

May this be a “special” year for the “Home of the Chiefs!” Special, because very soon, you'll be paying for a "New Home of the Chiefs" wherever that may be.
You're the best fans in the NFL, and one of you is assuredly born every minute.

– Carl "Delano" Peterson
LTGMIPS
(Longest Tenured General Manager in Professional Sports"

milkman
09-08-2005, 06:19 PM
OK, blowfish.
That is outstanding, and deserves rep, but apparently I have to spread some around before I can pass some more on to you.

Sounds like a disease, doesn't it?

htismaqe
09-08-2005, 07:50 PM
In Kansas City, the naive enthusiasm of our great legion of season ticket holding fans is always painfully evident this week

Pretty good work, dude.

But I am wondering when Laz is here to tell you what an ass you are. After all he thinks Peterson is an ass, and he thinks Soren Petro is an ass, because of their general condescension and disdain for Chiefs fans...

Logical
09-08-2005, 09:57 PM
WHY CAN'T I BE NORMAL?!?!?! :deevee:


I am pretty sure we can't even blame that on Carl or George Bush. You are on your own.

Logical
09-08-2005, 10:03 PM
I successfully consummated all our draft choices. Some were consummated at my Super 8 motel room, some at Denny's, and one in the gardener's shed at the River Falls practice field. All that consummating will come to fruition on Sunday here at Arrowhead when our team skewers the N.Y. Jets and the regular season officially kicks off.


ROFL

However, George's translator is clearly malfunctioning no way Carl commits to skewering the Jets, he would be lowering expectations not setting them in real life.

gblowfish
09-09-2005, 07:41 AM
ROFL

However, George's translator is clearly malfunctioning no way Carl commits to skewering the Jets, he would be lowering expectations not setting them in real life.You're right. Carl would use some non-combative term like "welcomes" or "encounters." All the "skewering" went on during the contract "consummating."

shaneo69
09-09-2005, 10:49 AM
This is truly a monumental King Carl Mannifesto. I do believe I can now interpret it in plain English, translated over from the LTGMIPS language:

Blowfish delivers again. :wayne: