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Chiefs Pantalones
09-10-2005, 12:12 PM
It's finally here.

And who better to start the first game thread than me? Yizzir. ROFL

:rockon:

Coach
09-10-2005, 12:18 PM
My name is Coach, and I approve this thread.

http://www.heintzmanfarms.com/images/seal.jpg

Chiefs Pantalones
09-10-2005, 12:19 PM
My name is Coach, and I approve this thread.

http://www.heintzmanfarms.com/images/seal.jpg

ROFL Thanks, Coach.

OgTheCaveman
09-10-2005, 12:29 PM
Ungh!

KCJake
09-10-2005, 12:30 PM
Yes! Finally! It's like the day before Christmas!! :drool:

Chiefs Pantalones
09-10-2005, 12:31 PM
Ungh!

ROFL

Bwana
09-10-2005, 12:32 PM
Ungh!

ROFL

Chiefs Pantalones
09-10-2005, 12:32 PM
Not only have I started the first game thread, but I will start the last one, as well...

On February 6, 2006.

Coach
09-10-2005, 12:34 PM
Ungh!

ROFL

That was good.

Buzzsaw
09-10-2005, 12:35 PM
Ungh!

ROFL

Caveman -- can you help me out with a sig? I really suck at Photoshop.

Buzzsaw
09-10-2005, 12:36 PM
Not only have I started the first game thread, but I will start the last one, as well...

On February 6, 2005.

Thanks, do you want to have the Carolina vs. Jets thread here or over at jetsinsider?

Bwana
09-10-2005, 12:37 PM
ROFL

Caveman -- can you help me out with a sig? I really suck at Photoshop.

Heh! Something tells me he will be along directly to do just that.

Hammock Parties
09-10-2005, 12:38 PM
I hate Jets fans:

I think the Jets are going to just walk all over the Chiefs. The Chiefs have 2 powerhouse dimensions, the Jets have a complete unit. Sure, our running back isn't as talented as yours, even though he puts up more yardage and stays healthier, and sure, your tight end corps obliterates ours. Hell, you even have the best offensive line in football... but it stops there.

Everywhere you look on the Jets there is talent and youth. Ty Law is the only player on the defense older than 27, yet our defense is better than yours at every single position hands down. And on top of that, we have an incredibly underrated offense with a GOOD offensive line, GOOD quarterback, GOOD wide receivers (way better than yours), and GREAT running backs. We WILL score on your shoddy defense. Our defense will make more plays against your offense than yours will make on ours. Jets will trounce the Chiefs.

Buzzsaw
09-10-2005, 12:46 PM
I hate Jets fans:

:shake:

Who cares bro? There's fans that know d!ck about football on both sides. This will be a close game.

CHIEFSCRUSHEDBYALL
09-10-2005, 12:54 PM
Chiefs defense will be shattered by the Jets. Even the old fart Martin can walk all over that crappy D. Gunther Cunningham is a shell of what he once was.

Chiefs defense is good, but can't keep up with the Jets D. Trent Green will be passing to green shirts all day and Priest will be taken down by the superior run defense.

Buzzsaw
09-10-2005, 12:56 PM
Chiefs defense will be shattered by the Jets. Even the old fart Martin can walk all over that crappy D. Gunther Cunningham is a shell of what he once was.

Chiefs defense is good, but can't keep up with the Jets D. Trent Green will be passing to green shirts all day and Priest will be taken down by the superior run defense.


LOL :clap:

Bwana
09-10-2005, 12:58 PM
Chiefs defense will be shattered by the Jets. Even the old fart Martin can walk all over that crappy D. Gunther Cunningham is a shell of what he once was.

Chiefs defense is good, but can't keep up with the Jets D. Trent Green will be passing to green shirts all day and Priest will be taken down by the superior run defense.

Oh that's priceless. Be sure and show back up after the game and talk about your theory.

leviw
09-10-2005, 12:59 PM
Trent Green will be passing to green shirts all day...

That's abusrd. Jets are wearing white. Chiefs are wearing red. 99% of the fans are wearing red. He's going to have to throw the ball of his life to hit the only green shirts in the stadium in the upper corner.

Fairplay
09-10-2005, 01:01 PM
Im waiting for the kick off.

I think a linebacker of ours is going to do the blitz and put the smack down on Pennington.

Hammock Parties
09-10-2005, 01:02 PM
:shake:

Who cares bro? There's fans that know d!ck about football on both sides. This will be a close game.

Bro? :hmmm: :D

Chiefs Pantalones
09-10-2005, 01:03 PM
Chiefs defense will be shattered by the Jets. Even the old fart Martin can walk all over that crappy D. Gunther Cunningham is a shell of what he once was.

Chiefs defense is good, but can't keep up with the Jets D. Trent Green will be passing to green shirts all day and Priest will be taken down by the superior run defense.

ROFL

Man, the Chiefs suck, they Chiefs suck.

J Diddy
09-10-2005, 01:05 PM
Chiefs defense will be shattered by the Jets. Even the old fart Martin can walk all over that crappy D. Gunther Cunningham is a shell of what he once was.

Chiefs defense is good, but can't keep up with the Jets D. Trent Green will be passing to green shirts all day and Priest will be taken down by the superior run defense.

Just a thought...

But why are you comparing the 2 defenses? You do know they won't be on the field at the same time, right? Right? Right?

How is having a better defense than ours gonna help you stop Priest Holmes? (you know that guy who has more rushing tds then every TEAM in the NFL in the last 3 years)

You should practice in the mirror before you start blabbering these silly notions of yours throughout the internet.

CHIEFSCRUSHEDBYALL
09-10-2005, 01:06 PM
ROFL

Man, the Chiefs suck, they Chiefs suck.

Bro, it's good to see that one Chief fan understands it.

el borracho
09-10-2005, 01:07 PM
Dear CHIEFSCRUSHEDMYBALLS, we are not the Dolphins nor are we the Bills. We have the best oline in football (ask Ray Lewis), the best tight end in football and two elite running backs. You will not keep us under 30 and you will not win. Enjoy the next 24 hours. You will certainly be crying tomorrow afternoon.

CHIEFSCRUSHEDBYALL
09-10-2005, 01:08 PM
Just a thought...

But why are you comparing the 2 defenses? You do know they won't be on the field at the same time, right? Right? Right?


Aw, I really wanted to see Vilma take down DJ and show him how real NFL Linebackers do it. Bro.

J Diddy
09-10-2005, 01:08 PM
Bro, it's good to see that one Chief fan understands it.

Nutsack.

Chiefs Pantalones
09-10-2005, 01:09 PM
Bro, it's good to see that one Chief fan understands it.

ROFL

Man, the Chiefs suck, they Chiefs suck.

J Diddy
09-10-2005, 01:09 PM
Aw, I really wanted to see Vilma take down DJ and show him how real Gay NFL Linebackers do it. Bro.

There I fixed your post for you.

CHIEFSCRUSHEDBYALL
09-10-2005, 01:11 PM
There I fixed your post for you.

What's gay is how DJ will be pissing his pants and running away from the O-Line.

J Diddy
09-10-2005, 01:11 PM
What's gay is how DJ will be pissing his pants and running away from the O-Line.


You're right that's gay.

CHIEFSCRUSHEDBYALL
09-10-2005, 01:12 PM
I forgot to say Bro in my last post.

leviw
09-10-2005, 01:13 PM
What's gay is how DJ will be pissing his pants and running away from the O-Line.

Are you the guy who told the NFL scouts DJ won't take on offensive linemen?

Hammock Parties
09-10-2005, 01:13 PM
Some Jets fans were telling me earlier that Eric Barton was an elite NFL linebacker. How cute, no? ROFL

Buzzsaw
09-10-2005, 01:15 PM
Some Jets fans were telling me earlier that Eric Barton was an elite NFL linebacker. How cute, no? ROFL

I wouldn't say elite at all -- very good though (for the Jets in 2004). Over 100 tackles, 2.5 sacks, 1 INT....and he has a mean forearm to boot, just ask Drew Brees.

CHIEFSCRUSHEDBYALL
09-10-2005, 01:17 PM
....and he has a mean forearm to boot, just ask Drew Brees.

And he picks the perfect times to use it too....

Calcountry
09-10-2005, 01:19 PM
Chiefs defense will be shattered by the Jets. Even the old fart Martin can walk all over that crappy D. Gunther Cunningham is a shell of what he once was.

Chiefs defense is good, but can't keep up with the Jets D. Trent Green will be passing to green shirts all day and Priest will be taken down by the superior run defense.Moron.

What will the score be? 77-0?

Calcountry
09-10-2005, 01:20 PM
ROFL

Man, the Chiefs suck, they Chiefs suck.Jets fans, just keep F'ing doubting the Chiefs.

CHIEFSCRUSHEDBYALL
09-10-2005, 01:20 PM
Moron.

What will the score be? 77-0?

I wouldn't be too suprised. Chiefs defense really is that horrible.

Eleazar
09-10-2005, 01:22 PM
Who has the better arm, Chad Pennington or Jamaal Lord?

Calcountry
09-10-2005, 01:23 PM
What's gay is how DJ will be pissing his pants and running away from the O-Line.Yeah, he will be taking a piss, because the hole will be so big, he will have time to stop, unzip, whip Johnson out and pee, and still be able to make the end zone.

Geesh, at least show some creativity in your pathetic smack, you P.O.S Troll.

I am sure you will come back here after the game?

Buzzsaw
09-10-2005, 01:23 PM
Who has the better arm, Chad Pennington or Jamaal Lord?

Don't bag on our noodle-arm QB :cuss:

CHIEFSCRUSHEDBYALL
09-10-2005, 01:35 PM
Yeah, he will be taking a piss, because the hole will be so big, he will have time to stop, unzip, whip Johnson out and pee, and still be able to make the end zone.

Geesh, at least show some creativity in your pathetic smack, you P.O.S Troll.

I am sure you will come back here after the game?

Win or loss, I probably won't be back after the game. I'm just here in retaliation for what some troll on theganggreen.com is doing. He claims he's from here.

And if you wanted creativity in my smack, why did you counter with such a lame one yourself?

CHIEFSCRUSHEDBYALL
09-10-2005, 01:37 PM
Bro.

Eleazar
09-10-2005, 01:38 PM
Alright, I've got my Chiefs/Jets avatar on.

Eleazar
09-10-2005, 01:41 PM
Win or loss, I probably won't be back after the game.

Yeah, trolls never come back if their team gets curbstomped.

You should take notes on the trolls from SteelerWatch. At least they were funny.

They didn't come back either.

CHIEFSCRUSHEDBYALL
09-10-2005, 01:41 PM
Alright, I've got my Chiefs/Jets avatar on.

Jets defense has been revamped big time since then...too bad you can't say the same for that pathetic Chiefs defense.

Buzzsaw
09-10-2005, 01:45 PM
Couple things then I'm out, beer is calling:

Curtis Martin's last two games versus KC:

20 rushes, 113 yards, 5.7 YPC, 3 TD's

21 rushes, 119 yards, 5.7 YPC, 1 TD, 4 receptions


Yeah, I've the heard about the new d....we'll see.

Good luck tomorrow!

J-E-T-S 30

KC 28

Eleazar
09-10-2005, 01:45 PM
Jets defense has been revamped big time since then...too bad you can't say the same for that pathetic Chiefs defense.

What's funny is that that we still beat you, in your house, even with that pathetic defense.

CHIEFSCRUSHEDBYALL
09-10-2005, 01:48 PM
What's funny is that that we still beat you, in your house, even with that pathetic defense.

Yeah, that was pretty pathetic. Thank god our defense got a proper upgrading. Maybe yours will come after another sub .500 season.

Eleazar
09-10-2005, 01:50 PM
Couple things then I'm out, beer is calling:


Good luck to you guys, every game this year except tomorrow :evil:

Fairplay
09-10-2005, 01:58 PM
What's gay is how DJ will be pissing his pants and running away from our queer O-Line.



I fixed your post.

CHIEFSCRUSHEDBYALL
09-10-2005, 01:58 PM
Yes, hopefully no injuries tomorrow. Priest is a classy guy and I wish him a good season starting week 2.

Jets: 24
Chiefs: 21

Fairplay
09-10-2005, 02:00 PM
Chiefs 27
Jets 17

CHIEFSCRUSHEDBYALL
09-10-2005, 02:00 PM
I fixed your post.

My, aren't you just precious trying to be original and all. Take a few more lessons from J-Diddy, why don't you.

Later Bros! Hopefully that troll at TGG finally let us be.

OgTheCaveman
09-10-2005, 02:06 PM
ROFL

Caveman -- can you help me out with a sig? I really suck at Photoshop.


Ungh.

ArrowheadHawk
09-10-2005, 02:07 PM
this thread is getting long for a saturday

CoMoChief
09-10-2005, 02:08 PM
Aw, I really wanted to see Vilma take down DJ and show him how real NFL Linebackers do it. Bro.


How old are you?

Rausch
09-10-2005, 02:09 PM
Who has the better arm, Chad Pennington or Jamaal Lord?

Stephen Hawking...

Fairplay
09-10-2005, 02:09 PM
Stephen Hawking...



ROFL Sadly funny!

HolmeZz
09-10-2005, 02:11 PM
:shake:

Who cares bro? There's fans that know d!ck about football on both sides. This will be a close game.

NOPE. YOU WILL BE SLAUGHTERED AND SUCH.

GOOD DAY, SIR.

boogblaster
09-10-2005, 02:12 PM
bablaster says chiefs by 10 chiefs 24 jets 14

Mr. Flopnuts
09-10-2005, 05:01 PM
Good lord, I can't take much more of this. Bring it. Bring on the Chiefs and the Cessnas.

Jetsalltheway
09-10-2005, 05:24 PM
It should be a good game but there shouldn't be a doubt the Jets will win.

Jets have a much better defense and thir offense will do enough against a Chief defense that will need time to get in sync with one another.

Jets 31 Chiefs 20

ArrowheadHawk
09-10-2005, 05:30 PM
It should be a good game but there shouldn't be a doubt the Jets will win.

Jets have a much better defense and thir offense will do enough against a Chief defense that will need time to get in sync with one another.

Jets 31 Chiefs 20
go away troll! you are wrong. Chiefs will win and if you cant stop the run chiefs will dominate

Red Dawg
09-10-2005, 05:34 PM
WE ARE GONNA RIP THEIR FREAKING HEADS OFF AND SHIT DOWN THEIR NECKS!

Red Dawg
09-10-2005, 05:35 PM
WE ARE GONNA RIP THEIR FREAKING HEADS OFF AND SHIT DOWN THEIR NECKS!

Reaper16
09-10-2005, 05:39 PM
WE ARE GONNA RIP THEIR FREAKING HEADS OFF AND SHIT DOWN THEIR NECKS!

Jetsalltheway
09-10-2005, 05:48 PM
Not many Rb's had success against us last season and it's not gonna change now. Expect Holmes to struggle against are great front 7. The injured Green is gonna have to beat us and expect to see picks from Ty Law!

Also expect to hear a lot of Pennington to Coles for the TOUCHDOWN!

Reaper16
09-10-2005, 05:51 PM
Expect Holmes to struggle against are great front 7.

I don't know, are they?

Trent's not exactly injured, I don;t know why you Jets fans keep insisting he's hobbled.

ArrowheadHawk
09-10-2005, 05:52 PM
Not many Rb's had success against us last season and it's not gonna change now. Expect Holmes to struggle against are great front 7. The injured Green is gonna have to beat us and expect to see picks from Ty Law!

Also expect to hear a lot of Pennington to Coles for the TOUCHDOWN!
ROFL
How is the education in new york? are front 7? don't you mean our front 7. 7 wont stop holmes you will need 8 at least and that will open up the passing lanes and tony g. by the way green is not injured

Wile_E_Coyote
09-10-2005, 05:59 PM
after just watching the Jet defense get beat by a vending machine....

Jetsalltheway
09-10-2005, 06:01 PM
Ellis is one of the best allaround lineman in the game. He's just a great two way player. Abraham is a dominating force when healthy but he'll probaly obly be out there on passing downs. His replacement Thomas is a good run styuffer. Robertson is an emerging stud. Reed is underzed but has a nose for the ball.

Vilma will be the next great LB from Miami. Barton is very underrated and Hobson looks faster than ever!

J E T S JETS JETS JETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reaper16
09-10-2005, 06:03 PM
Ellis is one of the best allaround lineman in the game. He's just a great two way player. Abraham is a dominating force when healthy but he'll probaly obly be out there on passing downs. His replacement Thomas is a good run styuffer. Robertson is an emerging stud. Reed is underzed but has a nose for the ball.

Vilma will be the next great LB from Miami. Barton is very underrated and Hobson looks faster than ever!

J E T S JETS JETS JETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

completely oblivious, lol

Jetsalltheway
09-10-2005, 06:08 PM
By the way Jets have have a much better special teams than the chiefs. We got Mike the leg Nugent who is the next great thing. Ben Graham causes all sorts of problems for returners so expect to se Hall fumble the ball. Justin Miller or Cotchery can take one to the houst at any time. And we got the bets specials coach Westhoff.

Also playing at Arrowhead is overrated. Wereen't teh cheifs 44 there last season and lost their opener?

Will Vermeil cry after the game ROFL

Kclee
09-10-2005, 06:15 PM
Will Vermeil cry after the game ROFL

Your spelling is making me cry. Tears of laughter.

Bwana
09-10-2005, 06:17 PM
By the way Jets have have a much better special teams than the chiefs.

ROFL

FloridaChief
09-10-2005, 06:18 PM
WE ARE GONNA RIP THEIR FREAKING HEADS OFF AND SHIT DOWN THEIR NECKS!

Reaper16
09-10-2005, 06:20 PM
By the way Jets have have a much better special teams than the chiefs. We got Mike the leg Nugent who is the next great thing. Ben Graham causes all sorts of problems for returners so expect to se Hall fumble the ball. Justin Miller or Cotchery can take one to the houst at any time. And we got the bets specials coach Westhoff.

Also playing at Arrowhead is overrated. Wereen't teh chiefs 44 there last season and lost their opener?

Will Vermeil cry after the game ROFL


Special teams:
Ben Graham = Dustin Colquitt
3-man return rotation < Dante friggin Hall

Jetsalltheway = point rendered moot

As far as Dick crying: yes. Regardless of score.

Reaper16
09-10-2005, 06:20 PM
WE ARE GONNA RIP THEIR FREAKING HEADS OFF AND SHIT DOWN THEIR NECKS!

Must.Give.Rep.

FloridaChief
09-10-2005, 06:23 PM
Must.Give.Rep.
\
Don't do it...

chiefs4me
09-10-2005, 06:58 PM
\
Don't do it...



go ahead...do it...:p

Reaper16
09-10-2005, 07:04 PM
go ahead...do it...:p

I did. I have no self control.

Rausch
09-10-2005, 07:06 PM
Jet fans stop talking $#it in around 16 hours.

Gunther is going to slaughter these dogs. More teary eyes than when Hitler visited Paris...

chiefs4me
09-10-2005, 07:14 PM
I did. I have no self control.





ROFL.......good, here is some for you..:thumb:

Eleazar
09-10-2005, 07:15 PM
Stephen Hawking...

That guy from Def Leppard might be in the running for this one too.

Halfcan
09-10-2005, 07:20 PM
I expect nothing short of total domination on both sides of the ball. Chiefs 45 Jets 12!

Chiefs Pantalones
09-10-2005, 08:03 PM
I'm about to go nuts.

I can't wait.

teedubya
09-10-2005, 08:35 PM
im already drunk.

HolmeZz
09-10-2005, 08:50 PM
I'm so friggin' pumped. :)

Bet I get like no sleep tonight.

Chiefs Pantalones
09-10-2005, 08:51 PM
im already drunk.

feel these nipples

leviw
09-10-2005, 08:52 PM
I debating whether to go out and get drunk, pass out and wake up with a hangover, or go to bed at the end of the OSU/Tex game and toss and turn w/ no sleep all night.

Chiefs Pantalones
09-10-2005, 08:54 PM
I'm so friggin' pumped. :)

Bet I get like no sleep tonight.

My friend and I are leaving at 7:30am for the stadium, I should be asleep right now.

I need someone to punch me out.

HolmeZz
09-10-2005, 09:00 PM
I'm about ready to hit something.

My cats better watch out. :cuss:

Kclee
09-10-2005, 09:00 PM
I need someone to punch me out.


%(/

tk13
09-10-2005, 09:02 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHH! 14 hours to gametime!

HolmeZz
09-10-2005, 09:04 PM
I'm about ready to hit something.

My cats better watch out. :cuss:

Pooky's about to get...

JACK"ED UP. :cuss:

eazyb81
09-10-2005, 09:14 PM
Anyone know what time the parking lots open for tomorrow?

I want to be able to have as much drinking time as I possibly can.

Kclee
09-10-2005, 09:17 PM
Anyone know what time the parking lots open for tomorrow?


I think 9:30. Not 100% on that.

Chiefs Pantalones
09-10-2005, 09:24 PM
nipples!!! excitement!!!! yay!!!

Eleazar
09-10-2005, 09:27 PM
Gates open 3.5 hours before kickoff, so 8:30

eazyb81
09-10-2005, 09:29 PM
Gates open 3.5 hours before kickoff, so 8:30

Sweet, thanks.

Chiefs Pantalones
09-10-2005, 09:41 PM
I'm going to bed now.

To everyone watching the game on TV, cheer like you're there.

To all of my 80,000 closest friends, get crunk.

Night!

Chiefs 30

Jets 17

StcChief
09-10-2005, 09:46 PM
heading to sack now. Over to Arrowhead early for pregame activities.

Watch Chiefs dominate the overrated NY Jets

Chiefs Pantalones
09-10-2005, 09:47 PM
And if any towel-headed mother****er messes this day up, I'm going to personally kick every muslim arab ****er's I see.

Thank you, drive safely.

Katipan
09-10-2005, 10:05 PM
And if any towel-headed mother****er messes this day up, I'm going to personally kick every muslim arab ****er's I see.

Thank you, drive safely.

personally?



YAY for an excuse to drink at 9 in the morning.
I stand outside by the grill so I feel better about myself.

Eleazar
09-10-2005, 10:19 PM
personally?



YAY for an excuse to drink at 9 in the morning.
I stand outside by the grill so I feel better about myself.

At 9?

How about 7? I've got a fresh bottle of St. Brendan's for my morning coffee. :holdman:

Katipan
09-10-2005, 10:24 PM
At 9?

How about 7? I've got a fresh bottle of St. Brendan's for my morning coffee. :holdman:

I should have specified beer.

I'm all for a liquor breakfast.

Booyaa58
09-10-2005, 10:50 PM
Man....I can barely sleep tonight! The boys must show the nation that it's Detroit or bust in 2005 :clap:

tk13
09-10-2005, 11:01 PM
It is officially 12 HOURS UNTIL GAME TIME!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!

HolmeZz
09-10-2005, 11:04 PM
I'M FIRED UP, YOU FIRED UP? :)

Bowser
09-10-2005, 11:04 PM
It is officially 12 HOURS UNTIL GAME TIME!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!

You going to the game?

Halfcan
09-10-2005, 11:27 PM
I am going to just drink all night-just joking I will wait until about 7:00 am to crack my first beer. Heading in about 8:30 to tailgate. I am bringing Cajun Chicken breast and all the fixin's. I hope there is at least a few hot chicks for gaurds for the pat down.

Today at work I was like only 28 hours to kick off!! People were like, oh is football starting? I was like

F#CK YA!!! CHIEFS BABY!!!!!!! WHOOOOOO GO CHIEFS!!!!!!

Now its less than 12 hours and I am a little more mellow, its more like-


YAAAAAA CHIEFS!!!! WE ARE GONNA KICK SOME ASS!!!!!!! WHOOOOOOHOOOOOO YAAAAAAAA!!!!

Buzzsaw
09-10-2005, 11:28 PM
Chiefs suck...

Halfcan
09-10-2005, 11:30 PM
Ya we will suck all life and hope out of your team for a good season. I think you Jets fans know your in for a major asskickin that is why you have talked so much shit. Chiefs 45 Jets 12

Bwana
09-10-2005, 11:56 PM
Chiefs suck...

RealSNR
09-11-2005, 12:07 AM
Chiefs suck...I'm glad the Jets finally showed up. Big Willie had Mexican last night and has needed a place to dump his stuff.

T3H CHIEFS WILL SHIT ON THE JETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111ONEeleven111

Ugly Duck
09-11-2005, 01:24 AM
T3H CHIEFS WILL SHIT ON THE JETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thats what happens when you get really old. You may joke about it now, but when you get as old as the Chiefs players are, you might lose control of your bowels, too!

keg in kc
09-11-2005, 01:31 AM
Thats what happens when you get really old. You may joke about it now, but when you get as old as the Chiefs players are, you might lose control of your bowels, too!If anybody would know, it would be youse guys.

KChiefsQT
09-11-2005, 02:09 AM
Chiefs suck...

so does your woman... and from what I hear she could use some practice.

stumppy
09-11-2005, 03:10 AM
Just got here. Did i miss anything ?

Whats the score ?

digi2fish
09-11-2005, 05:12 AM
it'll be 1:00am in Taiwan.
I'll be here
Go Chiefs ! :thumb:

Chiefs Pantalones
09-11-2005, 05:15 AM
There is going to be a lot of drunk people today.

Shocker.

memyselfI
09-11-2005, 08:30 AM
Thats what happens when you get really old. You may joke about it now, but when you get as old as the Chiefs players are, you might lose control of your bowels, too!

ROFL :shake: You are bad.

Jetsalltheway
09-11-2005, 08:33 AM
Are you guys ready for your whooping?

This has to be one of the biggets mismatches ever. Maybe the chiefs will just forfeit. Our offense your defense LOL!

Green is going to be throwing to green!!!!!

Bob Dole
09-11-2005, 08:34 AM
Are you guys ready for your whooping?

This has to be one of the biggets mismatches ever. Maybe the chiefs will just forfeit. Our offense your defense LOL!

Green is going to be throwing to green!!!!!

WHAT IN THE SAND HILL IS GOING ON HERE?!?

Jetsalltheway
09-11-2005, 08:36 AM
BTW expect to see alot of the Jet contigent representing us at overrated Arrowhead!

Coem on guys! J E T S JETS JETS JETS!!!!!

carlos3652
09-11-2005, 08:49 AM
ROFL... hmmm... I hope you bet on your Jets this weekend... you would make a lot of money... even Vegas disagrees with you...

carlos3652
09-11-2005, 08:51 AM
45-24 Chiefs.... Dante runs 1 back, Parker 1td, Tony 1 td, Priest 2td, Johnson 1td...

Bank on it...

ChiefFripp
09-11-2005, 08:58 AM
Are you guys ready for your whooping?

This has to be one of the biggets mismatches ever. Maybe the chiefs will just forfeit. Our offense your defense LOL!

Green is going to be throwing to green!!!!!
Chad will be crushed under Roaf's taint!

Nightfyre
09-11-2005, 09:29 AM
Just dropping by to say: "Go Chiefs!" before I go off to work.

Coach
09-11-2005, 09:44 AM
it'll be 1:00am in Taiwan.
I'll be here
Go Chiefs ! :thumb:

Awesome. Hope you had a nice nap. Heh heh.

Coach
09-11-2005, 09:51 AM
By the way, by any chance Phil disabled the guest option?

We did that last year, just wasn't sure if it will be done this year as well.

RealSNR
09-11-2005, 09:52 AM
BTW expect to see alot of the Jet contigent representing us at overrated Arrowhead!

Coem on guys! J E T S JETS JETS JETS!!!!!New York sucks. Jets suck. Mets suck. Yanks suck. Knicks suck. Rangers suck. Islanders suck. You suck.

And the Jets' punter sucks.

SPchief
09-11-2005, 09:53 AM
:LOL:

ChiefFripp
09-11-2005, 09:54 AM
Oh man i hate litening to Bill grigsby, his voice just grates on my nerves. why does Sunday ticket and direct TV have to be so overpriced?

ROYC75
09-11-2005, 09:56 AM
We all know Jets can't fly without fuel ....... Let's not feed them.

ROYC75
09-11-2005, 10:00 AM
Chiefs Inactives
3rd QB - 15 Todd Collins
53 LB Kris Griffin
71 T Will Svitek
72 T Jeremy Parquet
79 T Kevin Sampson
85 WR Marc Boerigter
94 DT Junior Siavii
95 DE Khari Long

Rausch
09-11-2005, 10:00 AM
One more focking hour1!1

Rausch
09-11-2005, 10:00 AM
If Collins is inactive who is our emergency QB?...

Coach
09-11-2005, 10:01 AM
One more focking hour1!1

FOCK YEAH!

RealSNR
09-11-2005, 10:01 AM
If Collins is inactive who is our emergency QB?...Damon f*cking Huard

Fairplay
09-11-2005, 10:02 AM
Espn sports show would be alright if it wasn't for the idiot Tom Jackson. He gets me riled up when he speaks.

The others are alright. Michael Irvin makes me laugh how he is. He always plays it cool.

Jetsalltheway
09-11-2005, 10:10 AM
NY is the greatest city in the world you jealous hater.

ChiefFripp
09-11-2005, 10:11 AM
Espn sports show would be alright if it wasn't for the idiot Tom Jackson. He gets me riled up when he speaks.

The others are alright. Michael Irvin makes me laugh how he is. He always plays it cool.
I think you got Jackson and Irvin mixed up.

JETSVilma
09-11-2005, 10:11 AM
ya kc rednecks going down today

vilma gonna wh0re priest holmez

JETSVilma
09-11-2005, 10:12 AM
you f with the jets, you f'n wit da best

JETSVilma
09-11-2005, 10:13 AM
you can't stop curtis martin, u can only hope to contain him especially with ur weak D u better hope to contain him to 150 yards

Mecca
09-11-2005, 10:13 AM
You don't gain points by splitting your thought up into several posts.........

RealSNR
09-11-2005, 10:14 AM
NY is the greatest city in the world you jealous hater.New York is full of nothing but assholish pricks with butt plugs up their vaginas.

Go f*ck yourself

ChiefFripp
09-11-2005, 10:14 AM
ya kc rednecks going down today

vilma gonna wh0re priest holmez
I would pay good money to film your face throughout the game so I can pause it on the exact frame your heart breaks.

Jetsalltheway
09-11-2005, 10:15 AM
Go f*ck your self you son of a bitch

JI was right. this site sucks dick and is full of homos!

RealSNR
09-11-2005, 10:15 AM
you f with the jets, you f'n wit da bestLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!1111111111

JETSVilma
09-11-2005, 10:16 AM
thisis so ****ing easy this game, just forfeit kc because jets got it, no point watching

RealSNR
09-11-2005, 10:16 AM
Go f*ck your self you son of a bitch

JI was right. this site sucks dick and is full of homos!It's gameday and I'm drunk. Go have a group orgy with your fellow homosexuals in the Big Crapple you faggot

Coach
09-11-2005, 10:17 AM
Go f*ck your self you son of a bitch

JI was right. this site sucks dick and is full of homos!

Hey, don't make us go John Rocker on you guys.

Jetsalltheway
09-11-2005, 10:17 AM
JETSVilam knwos what I'm talking about!

The loser cheiefs don't even belong on the aem field as us!!!!!!!

SPchief
09-11-2005, 10:17 AM
Where are these clowns coming from??

Mecca
09-11-2005, 10:17 AM
You are on a Chiefs board you ****ing moron, what did you expect everyone to trump up the Jets as the almighty. You are not the Patriots, get a god damn clue about what your team really is.

You got an average noodle arm QB who Jets fans act like is god. All of us Chiefs fans fear the noodle............


Fear the Noodle!

RealSNR
09-11-2005, 10:18 AM
I'm wasted in the morning and I still have better spelling, grammar, and language mechanics than these dumbass Jets fans.

:shake:

Fairplay
09-11-2005, 10:18 AM
Cool, we have one of those little kids who are Jets fans posting!

Mecca
09-11-2005, 10:18 AM
JETSVilam knwos what I'm talking about!

The loser cheiefs don't even belong on the aem field as us!!!!!!!

You belong in a classroom really really badly, damn another product of the Jersey school system.

JETSVilma
09-11-2005, 10:19 AM
U F U CKS DRUNK EVEN ON OFF GAMEDAYS, U REDNECK KANSAS CITY HICKS

SPchief
09-11-2005, 10:19 AM
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

J Diddy
09-11-2005, 10:19 AM
JETSVilam knwos what I'm talking about!

The loser cheiefs don't even belong on the aem field as us!!!!!!!

Judging by the grammar I would say probably not.

It looks like your field is in the elementary school yard.

Coach
09-11-2005, 10:19 AM
Cool, we have one of those little kids who are Jets fans posting!

Yeah, I guess Sunday School let them out earlier than normal.

Fairplay
09-11-2005, 10:20 AM
U F U CKS DRUNK EVEN ON OFF GAMEDAYS, U REDNECK KANSAS CITY HICKS




Mods boot him in 5...4...3...2...

Jetsalltheway
09-11-2005, 10:20 AM
We were an 11 win team last seaosn that shoudl've been to the AFc Championship Game.

Your team was playing golf in Decemeber.

No contest.

JETSVilma
09-11-2005, 10:20 AM
TRENTGREEN TAKES ITUP DA ASS FROM TONY GONZALEZ THATS WHY HE KEEPS GETTING THE ROCK

UR WRS ARE SH!T, THE #1 WR ON UR TEAM IS #4 ON ANY OTHER TEAM

PRIEST HOLMES IS A WHITE MAN TRAPPED IN A BLACK MANS BODY

J Diddy
09-11-2005, 10:21 AM
U F U CKS DRUNK EVEN ON OFF GAMEDAYS, U REDNECK KANSAS CITY HICKS


Yep, all we got to do down in the sticks is drink and screw. Your mom and your sister left on friday, so that just left the drinking for us.

RealSNR
09-11-2005, 10:21 AM
I'm a dipshit Jets fan. I have a vagina. I fear the Chiefs. I am a degenerate fart eaterSpoken like a true man.

Eat shit

JETSVilma
09-11-2005, 10:21 AM
PLAY SOME D KANSAS CITY

THAT 37-33 WINS AINT GONNA WORK TODAY WITH THE JETS VICIOUS D

R&GHomer
09-11-2005, 10:21 AM
U F U CKS DRUNK EVEN ON OFF GAMEDAYS, U REDNECK KANSAS CITY HICKS

Screw you a-hole. Why don't you take your faggoty metro-sexual azz somewhere else.

Fairplay
09-11-2005, 10:21 AM
TRENTGREEN TAKES ITUP DA ASS FROM TONY GONZALEZ THATS WHY HE KEEPS GETTING THE ROCK

UR WRS ARE SH!T, THE #1 WR ON UR TEAM IS #4 ON ANY OTHER TEAM

PRIEST HOLMES IS A WHITE MAN TRAPPED IN A BLACK MANS BODY




Large caps = internet noobie.

Mecca
09-11-2005, 10:22 AM
Jesus Christ, they get worse as they post. Didn't your mothers tell you not to play with things the adults use?

Archie Bunker
09-11-2005, 10:22 AM
TRENTGREEN TAKES ITUP DA ASS FROM TONY GONZALEZ THATS WHY HE KEEPS GETTING THE ROCK

UR WRS ARE SH!T, THE #1 WR ON UR TEAM IS #4 ON ANY OTHER TEAM

PRIEST HOLMES IS A WHITE MAN TRAPPED IN A BLACK MANS BODY

Proof once again that people should have to pass an IQ test before breeding.

Fairplay
09-11-2005, 10:22 AM
Yep, all we got to do down in the sticks is drink and screw. Your mom and your sister left on friday, so that just left the drinking for us.




ROFL ROFL

J Diddy
09-11-2005, 10:22 AM
We were an 11 win team last seaosn that shoudl've been to the AFc Championship Game.

Your team was playing golf in Decemeber.

No contest.


Well that 11 wins is impressive.

Amazingly enough we beat all the odds and won the same number of lombardi trophies that you guys did last year.

Thig Lyfe
09-11-2005, 10:22 AM
Are they on yet?

Coach
09-11-2005, 10:23 AM
Boy JETSVilma, the way your luck is going, if you won a pussy in a raffle, it would already have a dick in it!

Archie Bunker
09-11-2005, 10:23 AM
PLAY SOME D KANSAS CITY

THAT 37-33 WINS AINT GONNA WORK TODAY WITH THE JETS VICIOUS D

Our D is anchored by Brian Waters. :rolleyes:

JETSVilma
09-11-2005, 10:23 AM
Screw you a-hole. Why don't you take your pillowbitery metro-sexual azz somewhere else.


god damn u kc people mad weak

pillowbitery?

im def. out of here rofl thats too funny

peace

jets 27

chiefs 17

Jetsalltheway
09-11-2005, 10:23 AM
J E T S JETS JETS JETS

Chiefs will be our first victim to our road to Detroit.

Green won't know what hit him after we take him out o the game. We're going after his injured leg.

J Diddy
09-11-2005, 10:23 AM
PLAY SOME D KANSAS CITY

THAT 37-33 WINS AINT GONNA WORK TODAY WITH THE JETS VICIOUS D

I sure hope you come back after the game.

SPchief
09-11-2005, 10:23 AM
Our D is anchored by Brian Waters. :rolleyes:

no he thinks our d is anchored by walters

Archie Bunker
09-11-2005, 10:24 AM
no he thinks our d is anchored by walters

My bad ROFL

J Diddy
09-11-2005, 10:24 AM
J E T S JETS JETS JETS

Chiefs will be our first victim to our road to Detroit.

Green won't know what hit him after we take him out o the game. We're going after his injured leg.


You're an idiot.


That's all.

Mecca
09-11-2005, 10:24 AM
Judging by their posts they're lucky to even know their own names, let alone any of the players on our team.

RealSNR
09-11-2005, 10:25 AM
J E T S JETS JETS JETS

Chiefs will be our first victim to our road to Detroit.

Green won't know what hit him after we take him out o the game. We're going after his injured leg.I'm going after your mom's pussy.

Jets suck

Fairplay
09-11-2005, 10:25 AM
Chiefs will be our first victim to our road to Detroit.

Green won't know what hit him after we take him out o the game. We're going after his injured leg.




I bet you spank your monkey to the poster of Joe Namath on your bedroom wall.

R&GHomer
09-11-2005, 10:26 AM
Boy JETSVilma, the way your luck is going, if you won a pussy in a raffle, it would already have a dick in it!

ROFL Damn near fell out of my chair. Funny Chit

Rep.

RealSNR
09-11-2005, 10:27 AM
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK!

Coach
09-11-2005, 10:27 AM
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK!

yuo agry?

:D

RealSNR
09-11-2005, 10:28 AM
yuo agry?

:DJETS FANS ARE TEH BALL LICKER!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

Jetsalltheway
09-11-2005, 10:32 AM
F*ck you redneck loser Cheifs fans.

You and your team suck.

Later.

GO JETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mecca
09-11-2005, 10:34 AM
F*ck you redneck loser Chiefs fans.

You and your team suck.

Later.

GO JETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get some new lines man, what are you a 1 trick pony?

J Diddy
09-11-2005, 10:34 AM
F*ck you redneck loser Chiefs fans.

You and your team suck.

Later.

GO JETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Congratulations.


You have won the elementary division for post of the week.

RealSNR
09-11-2005, 10:34 AM
F*ck you redneck loser Chiefs fans.

You and your team suck.

Later.

GO JETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Good. That means you're leaving.

Go away homosexual ****stick clown

Bwana
09-11-2005, 10:37 AM
F*ck you redneck loser Chiefs fans.

You and your team suck.

Later.

GO JETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:shake:

Where does this guy get his smack, from Big Bird?

R&GHomer
09-11-2005, 10:38 AM
GOOD GOD DAMN I'M PUMPED!!!!!!!!!!!!! for the first time, in what seems like an eternity I'm looking forward too seeing the defense as well as the offense.

Coach
09-11-2005, 10:39 AM
:shake:

Where does this guy get his smack, from Big Bird?

ROFL

That was good.

Hammock Parties
09-11-2005, 10:40 AM
LETS KICK SOME ASS! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!


:cuss:

I'M MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!

KCJake
09-11-2005, 10:40 AM
I'm looking forward too seeing the defense as well as the offense.
Yes, me to. It's a weird feeling. To be honest, im a little more worried about the offense.

Thig Lyfe
09-11-2005, 10:41 AM
LETS KICK SOME ASS! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!


:cuss:

I'M MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!


Network

RealSNR
09-11-2005, 10:45 AM
START THE ****ING GAME! :cuss:

Hammock Parties
09-11-2005, 10:46 AM
STEEL MEN ARE COMING!

Fairplay
09-11-2005, 10:46 AM
I hope the chiefs when the coin toss. Get out there and start getting our awesome offense back in sync.

KCJake
09-11-2005, 10:47 AM
Is Directv "blacking out" the game in your area?

mikey23545
09-11-2005, 10:48 AM
I'm going after your mom's pussy.

Jets suck

I'm not pulling out of her just so you can have a go at it....

siberian khatru
09-11-2005, 10:49 AM
KILL!!!!

KILL!!!!

KILL!!!!

KILL!!!!

Shag
09-11-2005, 10:50 AM
All 3 ESPN guys just picked the Chiefs. Well, actually, TJ picked the Chefs, but I think that still qualifies... :)

KCJake
09-11-2005, 10:51 AM
10min tell game time! :clap:

Ash
09-11-2005, 10:52 AM
STEEL MEN ARE COMING!

lol, crime fighter is still the supreme ass clown of all trolls to visit this board.

R&GHomer
09-11-2005, 10:52 AM
I feel like a little kid waiting for Mom and Dad to wake up Christmas morning.

Hammock Parties
09-11-2005, 10:52 AM
CAN I GET A....

TOUCHDOWN KAAAAAAAANSAS CIIIIIIIIITY!!!!

EVERYONE SAY IT!

mlyonsd
09-11-2005, 10:54 AM
If I were DV if we won the toss I'd defer to the second half.

Doing so would show your D you have confidence in them and get their adrenaline flowing by letting them t-off first thing.

Fairplay
09-11-2005, 10:54 AM
I feel like a little kid waiting for Mom and Dad to wake up Christmas morning.




Yeah....im all excited!

RealSNR
09-11-2005, 10:54 AM
If I were DV if we won the toss I'd defer to the second half.

Doing so would show your D you have confidence in them and get their adrenaline flowing by letting them t-off first thing.And also we can rape them first thing in the second half

mlyonsd
09-11-2005, 10:56 AM
And also we can rape them first thing in the second half

I hate kicking off in the 3rd quarter.

Coach
09-11-2005, 10:56 AM
If I were DV if we won the toss I'd defer to the second half.

Doing so would show your D you have confidence in them and get their adrenaline flowing by letting them t-off first thing.

Also the Crowd noise as well.

mikey23545
09-11-2005, 10:56 AM
I definitely have a case of the bubbleguts!

HolmeZz
09-11-2005, 10:58 AM
I'M READY TO HIT SOMEBODY.

Mecca
09-11-2005, 10:58 AM
For what it's worth Nick Lachey is a Chiefs fan so he's not all bad.

milkman
09-11-2005, 10:59 AM
You are on a Chiefs board you ****ing moron, what did you expect everyone to trump up the Jets as the almighty. You are not the Patriots, get a god damn clue about what your team really is.

You got an average noodle arm QB who Jets fans act like is god. All of us Chiefs fans fear the noodle............


Fear the Noodle!

ROFL

That's rep right there!

siberian khatru
09-11-2005, 10:59 AM
I'M READY TO HIT SOMEBODY.

OUCH! Dammit, HolmeZz, watch where you're swingin' those mitts!

chiefs4me
09-11-2005, 11:00 AM
I don't get to see them.....the news guys lied to me...dman damn damn....and someone tell me why the planet is moving so damn slow..

KCJake
09-11-2005, 11:00 AM
I definitely have a case of the bubbleguts!
ME TOO!

Fairplay
09-11-2005, 11:00 AM
Play Ball!!!!!!!!!!!!!

milkman
09-11-2005, 11:00 AM
I'M READY TO HIT SOMEBODY.

Jessica Simpson? :)

Skip Towne
09-11-2005, 11:00 AM
That chick can't sing.

siberian khatru
09-11-2005, 11:00 AM
For what it's worth Nick Lachey is a Chiefs fan so he's not all bad.

Why is Nick a Chiefs fan?

Coach
09-11-2005, 11:00 AM
I don't get to see them.....the news guys lied to me...dman damn damn....and someone tell me why the planet is moving so damn slow..

Alot of members online.

It's normal like that during game-day.

KCJake
09-11-2005, 11:01 AM
LET'S GET IT ON!!!!

Coach
09-11-2005, 11:01 AM
In the words of the immorital Al Bundy "Let's rock."

Skip Towne
09-11-2005, 11:02 AM
Let's rock!!!!!

Mecca
09-11-2005, 11:02 AM
Why is Nick a Chiefs fan?

Good question the only reason I know that is a few years ago my sister was watching TRL on MTV. Him and all those 98 degrees band guys said they were Chiefs fans. I watched his newlyweds show a few times and his brother always wears a Chiefs hat so, I guess it would be true.

mlyonsd
09-11-2005, 11:02 AM
Ok guys, no injuries. Let's kick some ass.

R&GHomer
09-11-2005, 11:03 AM
As DV would say. Lets go to work!

digi2fish
09-11-2005, 11:03 AM
hello :)

chiefs4me
09-11-2005, 11:03 AM
Alot of members online.

It's normal like that during game-day.






I could just cry....:deevee:all week long they have been advertising the game....and that I will get to watch it....then they come on tv today and say they are broadcasting the No at Carolina game.....:banghead: It's not fair..

Mecca
09-11-2005, 11:04 AM
Just about time to go, man I'm feeling anxious.

siberian khatru
09-11-2005, 11:04 AM
Goddamit, Dick, git yer game face on.

Frazod
09-11-2005, 11:05 AM
I could just cry....:deevee:all week long they have been advertising the game....and that I will get to watch it....then they come on tv today and say they are broadcasting the No at Carolina game.....:banghead: It's not fair..

Try switching the channel to CBS.

Iowanian
09-11-2005, 11:05 AM
Chiefs win the CoinToss

digi2fish
09-11-2005, 11:06 AM
Just about time to go, man I'm feeling anxious.

first game with the planeteers, uh?

Coach
09-11-2005, 11:06 AM
Chiefs getting the ball first.

Skip Towne
09-11-2005, 11:06 AM
Alright! Bonnie Bernstien!

Coach
09-11-2005, 11:07 AM
Let's go O!

Coach
09-11-2005, 11:07 AM
Nice run Priest.

Fairplay
09-11-2005, 11:07 AM
Go Priest!@

Skip Towne
09-11-2005, 11:08 AM
Ram it down their throat.