View Full Version : Help me razz a Jets fan
JazzzLovr
09-11-2005, 06:58 PM
I know a guy who is a pompous ass, regardless of what his favorite football team is. But it just so happens that he's a Jets fan. So I'm asking for the expertise of ChiefsPlanet in giving me some material for when I see him on Tuesday.
I'll start off...
Did you hear that Chad Pennington got turned down by a prostitute Saturday night?
Yeah, apparently he didn't score all weekend.
:D
4th and Long
09-11-2005, 07:01 PM
Did you hear that Chad Pennington got turned down by a prostitute Saturday night?
Yeah, apparently he didn't score all weekend.
:D
ROFL
Wile_E_Coyote
09-11-2005, 07:02 PM
Chad fumbled more ballls on Sunday than....
the Priest at bingo? :shrug:
SDChief
09-11-2005, 07:03 PM
maybe pennington got some dapper dan he used on that stupid hairdo he had on the picture they kept showing on his hands before the game. God he looks like a dork in that picture.
4th and Long
09-11-2005, 07:10 PM
if the guy is a true pompous ass as you suggest, then print this out and make him wear it.
http://www.packerpalace.com/palace/jerks.jpg
Then print these out and tape them to his desk, monitor, chair, or just slap one on his back. :D
http://www.packerpalace.com/palace/jestlogo.gif
http://www.packerpalace.com/palace/jokes.jpg
How many Jets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three. One to change the lightbulb, and one to go back to the store after Pennington drops the first six.
JazzzLovr
09-11-2005, 07:12 PM
if the guy is a true pompous ass as you suggest, then print this out and make him wear it.
http://www.packerpalace.com/palace/jerks.jpg
Then print these out and tape them to his desk, monitor, chair, or just slap one on his back. :D
http://www.packerpalace.com/palace/jestlogo.gif
http://www.packerpalace.com/palace/jokes.jpg
ROFL
I love it :thumb:
JazzzLovr
09-11-2005, 07:13 PM
How many Jets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three. One to change the lightbulb, and one to go back to the store after Pennington drops the first six.
ROFL I knew you guys would come through for me. :)
milkman
09-11-2005, 07:15 PM
I know a guy who is a pompous ass, regardless of what his favorite football team is. But it just so happens that he's a Jets fan. So I'm asking for the expertise of ChiefsPlanet in giving me some material for when I see him on Tuesday.
I'll start off...
Did you hear that Chad Pennington got turned down by a prostitute Saturday night?
Yeah, apparently he didn't score all weekend.
:D
And when he tried to take care of himself, he dropped the balls.
Phobia
09-11-2005, 07:15 PM
I know a guy who is a pompous ass, regardless of what his favorite football team is. But it just so happens that he's a Jets fan.
I am not.
JazzzLovr
09-11-2005, 07:17 PM
I am not.
:) I know more than one. ;)
4th and Long
09-11-2005, 07:18 PM
Q: What's the difference between the Jets and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
Q: Why are the Jets like a possum?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q: What do Billy Graham and the Jets have in common?
A: They can both make a stadium of 70,000 people say "Oh, Jesus."
Q: What's the difference between the Jets and Cheerios?
A: Cheerios belongs in a bowl.
Q: What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?
A: Four Jets fans watching a football game.
The Jets have a new line of cologne. It's a little different though. You wear it and the other guy scores.
Q: Why can't Chad Pennington use the phone anymore?
A: Because he can't find the receiver.
JazzzLovr
09-11-2005, 07:50 PM
Q: What's the difference between the Jets and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
Q: Why are the Jets like a possum?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
The Jets have a new line of cologne. It's a little different though. You wear it and the other guy scores.
:LOL:
keg in kc
09-11-2005, 07:54 PM
S-U-C-K
Suck, Suck, Suck
Iowanian
09-11-2005, 07:56 PM
Ask him how he liked that DP sunday from those Big, thick KC Johnsons in each end.
Picked him up like an ear of corn....with no hands.
Pennington drops more balls than the Vienna boys choir...
PastorMikH
09-11-2005, 08:38 PM
Wow, I can't believe it. I'm actually drawing a blank. Sorry Jazzz.
JazzzLovr
09-11-2005, 08:39 PM
Wow, I can't believe it. I'm actually drawing a blank. Sorry Jazzz.
:eek: You??
Are you feeling okay?
I'm so disappointed. :sulk:
PastorMikH
09-11-2005, 08:43 PM
:eek: You??
Are you feeling okay?
I'm so disappointed. :sulk:
Yeah, me. I thought I was feeling OK, but now I feel like a failure. I've never known this feeling before - you know, this feeling of inadequacy and frustration with not being able to step up for a lady.
I need to talk to Phobia for some advice. I'm sure he'd understand what I'm feeling right now.
beavis
09-11-2005, 09:11 PM
Q: What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?
A: Four Jets fans watching a football game.
I can attest to this. The moron in green sitting next to us was still talking smack in the fourth quarter. I'm really suprised he got out of the stadium without a fat lip. :shake:
BigRedChief
09-11-2005, 09:57 PM
Yeah this one dude in our section was still talking smack, standing up and razzing the fans even in the 4th Q.
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