ATTENTION: Any visting smack talk visitors, READ THIS FIRST

[HolyHandgernade]

ChiefsPlanet welcomes all opposing team smack talkers getting ready for their thrashing, I mean, upcoming game against the Chiefs. Although I don't participate that often, I do enjoy the witty repartee that dots our fair sight....with one exception.

It appears that most of the visiting posters have not completed 5th grade gammar, sentence structure, etc., or it was only offered as an elective for their particular academy of basic language arts. This made some of the posts a bit triffle to extoll their proper "smack value".

To assist in both presentation and comprehension while simultaneously eliminating redundancy I have concocted the "Smack Starter Outline" that will allow said posters to simply cut and paste their initial insights while filling in the appropriate underlined areas with their desired response. Once the appropriate ChiefsPlanet member has taken the time to respond to your request, all further responses will have to rely on your own basic aptitude:

There's no way your adjective Chiefs can beat our adjective Your Team's Name. It is simply preposterous, I mean, all we have to do....

Choose all that apply:

a. stop Gonzo and Priest
b. stack 8 in the box because your receivers don't scare anybody
c. sack Green because he has a bad knee and isn't mobile

...because....

d. you're line is old and anyone could break that geriatric red-rover group
e. you have no real passing game
f. you're defense is awful
g. our team really wants to make Vermeil cry
h. you're located in Kansas you holding-hands-with-Dorothy p*ssies

This should be a cakewalk! I'm predicting we will beat you by # points. How you gonna handle favorite player here when he sticks it to your loser team?

Sincerely,

Your Name Here

Thank you for taking the time to bring your smack here.

-HH

[Bowser]

Yeah, this needs to be stickied.

[angel]

this still might not help
I know people over the age of 20 who don't know what an adjective is

[jjjayb]

ROFL

[Bob Dole]

There's no way your adjective Chiefs can beat out adjective Your Team's Name. It is simply preposterous, I mean, all we have to do....

Actually, to be truly believable, "Chiefs" should also be a multiple choice blank with the choices:

Chefs
Cheaps
Chokes

[RedDread]

Don't forget Chumps and Chorfs...though Chorf seems to have no real meaning, it just sounds goofy.

[tk13]

this still might not help
I know people over the age of 20 who don't know what an adjective is
I agree, but I think we should keep our minds open and stay adjective towards our less grammatically efficient friends.

[morphius]

this still might not help
I know people over the age of 20 who don't know what an adjective is
Well, thats just silly. Everyone knows that adverbs help describe verbs, so of course adjectives help descripe jectives.

[angel]

Well, thats just silly. Everyone knows that adverbs help describe verbs, so of course adjectives help descripe jectives.
ew

[Mr. Kotter]

I'll save De nise the trouble and do her:

There's no way your loser Cheaps can beat our awesome Raiders. It is simply preposterous, I mean, all we have to do...stop Gonzo and Priest, because....the Queefs defense is awful. It'll be great to see DV and Bush cry.

This should be a cakewalk! I'm predicting we will beat you by 47 points. How you gonna handle when Randy Moss sticks it to your loser RWNJ team?

Sincerely,
De nise

[Bob Dole]

Don't forget Chumps and Chorfs...though Chorf seems to have no real meaning, it just sounds goofy.

Damn!

Bob Dole left out Queefs, too.

[Mr. Kotter]

Damn!

Bob Dole left out Queefs, too.

I covered Queefs for you, man. I got your back. :thumb:

[Phobia]

this still might not help
I know people over the age of 20 who don't know what an adjective is

Since the only person I know you know over the age of 20 is mcan, I always assume you're talking about him. Usually I'm right. I'll bet I'm right again this time.

[Phobia]

I covered Queefs for you, man. I got your back. :thumb:

Oh damn. I think I'm gonna be sick.

[Big Chief Homer]

Nice,but whats 5th grade Gammar?

[morphius]

ew
Hey! It was either that or something about the fact that adjective is just what happens when you add more goals to your objecctive.

[Skip Towne]

U no tell me wat tu du. I merican citzun, comprehende?

[SPchief]

ROFL

[Mr. Kotter]

Oh damn. I think I'm gonna be sick.

Hey, at least it wasn't Anton. :p

[tk13]

Hi there. I'm Kelsey Grammer, and I approve of this thread.

http://images.zap2it.com/20030924/kelseygrammer_frasier_240.jpg

But I still don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.... They're calling again. Goodnight Seattle!

[Iowanian]

If Only I had such an outline a few years earlier....I could have become at least capable of this smuck thing.

[OldTownChief]

Definitely headed for the classics, definitely, definitely.

[Eleazar]

Review the "Steel Men are coming" thread in the hall of classics for further details...

[chiefs4me]

If Only I had such an outline a few years earlier....I could have become at least capable of this smuck thing.




Damn Killer...I thought that was you....ROFL

[Ebolapox]

Don't forget Chumps and Chorfs...though Chorf seems to have no real meaning, it just sounds goofy.

ROFL

totally offtopic, but your little dancerguys were dancing in tune with 'without me' while it was playing on winamp a few moments ago

it was classic

-EB-...that is all

[Dartgod]

I'll save De nise the trouble and do her
Yikes! :eek: :Lin:

[Fire Me Boy!]

Don't forget Chumps and Chorfs...though Chorf seems to have no real meaning, it just sounds goofy.
You forgot the not-imaginative, but misspelled "Cheifs."

[Mr. Kotter]

Yikes! :eek: :Lin:

Her SMACK, her smack talk submission. :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

[HolyHandgernade]

Nice,but whats 5th grade Gammar?

abbreviation for gammarus 1. a genus of swimming amphipod crustaceans who, of couse, swim in schools, thus fifth grade reference.

2. the correct spelling of grammar for anyone who spells handgrenade, handgernade. :harumph:

-HH

[chefsos]

abbreviation for gammarus 1. or a genus of swimming amphipod crustaceans who, of couse, swim in schools, thus fifth grade reference.

2. the correct spelling of grammar for anyone who spells handgrenade, handgernade. :harumph:

-HH
Kick save, and a beauty!:thumb:

[Halfcan]

Yeah where are all those stupid raider lovers. I figured they would be showing off the fine education they received while being incarcerated for various felonies.

Oh by the way raider fans "incarcerated" means being in jail-sorry to use such a fancy word-just sound it out next time, thats what the Jets fans did.

[Dave Lane]

I'll save De nise the trouble and do her:




DAMN I had no idea you had it for D enise or wanted to do her! Good luck to you my friend...

Dave

:p

[the Talking Can]

we should make that a template that shows up in their response box...they'll only have to fill in a few text fields....nice

[KCTitus]

I allways enjoy this one...

You Will Suffer Humiliation When The Sports Team From My Area Defeats The Sports Team From Your Area

As you can see from the calendar, the game is coming up this weekend. I'm sure you are as excited for it as I am, as our cities are rivals and have been for quite some time. Your confidence in your team is high, but rest assured, you will suffer humiliation when the sports team from my area defeats the sports team from your area.

On numerous occasions, you have expressed the conviction that your area's sports team will be victorious. I must admit that every time I hear you make this proclamation, I react with both laughter and disbelief. "Ha!" I say to myself with laughter. "What?!" I say to myself in disbelief. How could you believe that your sports team could beat my sports team? It is clear that yours is inferior in every way.

When the sporting contest begins, the players on your team will be treated as though they are inconsequential. It will be remarkably easy for my team to accumulate more points than yours. There are many reasons for this, starting with the inferior physical attributes of the players representing your area. Strength, speed, and agility are just three of the qualities that the players on the team from your area lack. The players representing my area, on the other hand, have these traits in abundance.

I would not be a bit surprised if the individuals on the team from your area were sexually attracted to members of their own gender. That is how ineffective they are on the field of battle.

Underscoring your team's inferiority is its choice of colors. It is ludicrous to believe that your team's colors inspire either respect or fear. Instead, they appear to have been chosen by someone who is colorblind or, perhaps, bereft of sight altogether. The colors for my team, on the other hand, are aesthetically pleasing when placed in proximity to one another. They are a superior color combination in every way.

While we are on the subject of aesthetics, let us compare the respective facilities in which our teams play. While my team's edifice is blessed with architectural splendor and the most modern of amenities, yours is a thoroughly unpleasant place in which to watch a sporting contest. I know of what I speak, for I once attended a game between our respective teams in your facility. Let's just say the experience left me wishing that my car was inoperable that day due to mechanical problems, rendering it impossible for me to get to your area to attend the game.

If you need another reason why the sporting franchise representing my area is superior, look no further than the supporters for the two sides. Not only are the supporters of the team from my region more spirited, but they are also more intelligent and of finer breeding than you and the rest of your ilk. In addition, the female supporters of the team from my area possess more attractive countenances and figures than yours. Some of the women from my side that I have observed could make a living by posing for pictures for major men's magazines. The women who cheer for your team, I'm afraid, are far too unattractive to do so.

One of the more pathetic aspects of the team from your area is the fact that only people in your immediate area possess an affinity for it. By means of contrast, the team from my area inspires loyalty and affection in individuals who live in many other geographic locations.

To illustrate this point, let me tell a brief story: Recently, I was on vacation in an area of the country far away from my own, and I saw many individuals wearing items of clothing that bore the insignia of my team. I approached one such individual and asked him if he originated from my area. He said no, explaining that he simply liked the team from my area and had for many years. Interestingly enough, during this trip, I saw no clothing or other paraphernalia bearing the insignia of your team.

Do you still doubt that the team from your area is inferior to the one from mine? Just look at our teams' respective histories. In the past, we have defeated you on any number of occasions. Granted, there were times when your team beat my team, but those were lucky flukes.

The day of the game will soon be at hand. And no matter how hard you pray to a higher power or how many foam accoutrements you wear in support of the team from your area, your team will be defeated. We will win and you will lose. This is your fate.

Prepare for humiliation. It shall be upon you at the designated hour.

[dirk digler]

Awesome job HolyHandgernade!

We definitely need to sticky this.

[Radar Chief]

Yikes! :eek: :Lin:

:LOL: Hats off to Mr. Kotter, he’s a braver man than I. ;)

[Mr. Kotter]

:LOL: Hats off to Mr. Kotter, he’s a braver man than I. ;)

Gotta think she's "energetic" at least, I'd think. :shrug:






ROFL

[OldTownChief]

bump

We need some Raiders fans in here talkin some Raiders

[shaneo69]

Where's eyepatch when you need him?

[carlos3652]

Dang... no Raiders fans here this year... im sure they have learned there lesson.... maybe they have eaten too much crow over the last 2 years and had enough...

nah... Internet Day for Prisoners is on Thurs/Fri... wait until then...

[redfan]

Ok, I'll bite. Denise

[redfan]

Hee hee hee.

Good stuff HHg and others.