The OFFICIAL "It's My Last Night" thread...

[Fire Me Boy!]

WOO-****ING-HOO!

[Fire Me Boy!]

So after tonight, I'm done working overnights, and I am REALLY excited.

[Marco Polo]

Understandable and congrats!

[Hammock Parties]

You should jerk off in your co-worker's office to celebrate.

[Skip Towne]

Well damn, I thought you meant this was your last night on the Planet. Shit!

[Fire Me Boy!]

You should jerk off in your co-worker's office to celebrate.
ROFL

Unfortunately, it's not that job...

[Fire Me Boy!]

Well damn, I thought you meant this was your last night on the Planet. Shit!
:sulk:

[Trench]

Your post count is going to go way south.

[Demonpenz]

nice jorb the cheat

[Mr. Kotter]

Join us during the non-graveyard shift. :shrug:

[Fire Me Boy!]

Your post count is going to go way south.
You're a dick.

[Mr. Kotter]

You're a dick.

Dude, I think he was just joshin' you.....






although as a Columbia resident, he probably has some connection or affection for MU....so fugg him. :)

:KU:

[Fire Me Boy!]

Join us during the non-graveyard shift. :shrug:
Yeah some... with the job I'll be actually WORKING at work a lot more, but afternoons and evenings I'll be around some. But Trench is right, my posts will decrease quite a bit.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Dude, I think he was just joshin' you.....






although as a Columbia resident, he probably has some connection or affection for MU....so fugg him. :) :)
Trench is my brother, so yeah...


And he does have a connection/affection for MU (and sort of works for 'em)...

[Iowanian]

Are you going to celebrate by letting the janitor catch you clubbing your turnip on his desk?

[Fire Me Boy!]

Are you going to celebrate by letting the janitor catch you clubbing your turnip on his desk?
As previously addressed, unfortunately that wasn't this job. THat's my full-time gig, but I do have a new desk and new computer stuff! AND, I don't have to sit next to the chicken-choking bastard.

[Iowanian]

FIremeboy's last night at work
Open cheetos
begins his jerk

He likes this shift he thinks the best
he whacks his noodle, on his desk

Keyboard sticky and buttons stuck
His Noodle's orange...just his luck

[Fire Me Boy!]

If ya wanna turn naughty parts orange... eat some Cheetos and watch some porn.

It's a new Cheeto's slogan.

[Mr. Kotter]

If ya wanna turn naughty parts orange... eat some Cheetos and watch some porn.

It's a new Cheeto's slogan.

Cheeto's and Porn..... ROFL

[Trench]

Dude, I think he was just joshin' you.....






although as a Columbia resident, he probably has some connection or affection for MU....so fugg him. :)

:KU:

Given Mizzou's pathetic performances of late, you can't say anything about them that will offend me. And thanks for sticking up for me, but if "you're a dick" is the best he can come up with, I think I'll be OK. He had better stuff when he was 12.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Given Mizzou's pathetic performances of late, you can't say anything about them that will offend me. And thanks for sticking up for me, but if "you're a dick" is the best he can come up with, I think I'll be OK. He had better stuff when he was 12.
ROFL

Better watch out, Trench... you're up to .02 posts per day... you've doubled your ppd count in 10 minutes.

[Mr. Kotter]

ROFL

Better watch out, Trench... you're up to .02 posts per day... you've doubled your ppd count in 10 minutes.

And he can turn on his rep; he should have 2 or 3 dots now. :p

[Trench]

ROFL

Better watch out, Trench... you're up to .02 posts per day... you've doubled your ppd count in 10 minutes.

Damn, you're right. It's bedtime anyway. Night.

[luv]

WOO-****ING-HOO!
:deevee: :deevee: :deevee: :deevee: :deevee: :deevee:

[luv]

:deevee: :deevee: :deevee: :deevee: :deevee: :deevee:
I'll let you smack me around tonight. For old times sake.

[Mr. Kotter]

I'll let you smack me around tonight. For old times sake.

Gotta luv a gal for that. ROFL

You just get back from the Point, or clubbin' in Springfield? :hmmm:

[luv]

Gotta luv a gal for that. ROFL

You just get back from the Point, or clubbin' in Springfield? :hmmm:
Nope, just got home from work. I work second shift M-F.

Now pour me a drink!

[Fire Me Boy!]

I'll let you smack me around tonight. For old times sake.
http://www.beingfamous.com/images/fun/silky.gif

[Mr. Kotter]

Nope, just got home from work. I work second shift M-F.

Now pour me a drink!

Crown and Diet7up, okay?

I'm also puttin' some old Foreigner, Joan Jett, and the Rolling Stones on for tunes. Does that work? :hmmm:

[luv]

http://www.beingfamous.com/images/fun/silky.gif
THANK YOU!!!!!!!

[Fire Me Boy!]

:deevee: :deevee: :deevee: :deevee: :deevee: :deevee:
I'm sure I'll miss you all too!

[luv]

Crown and Diet7up, okay?

I'm also puttin' some old Foreigner, Joan Jett, and the Rolling Stones on for tunes. Does that work? :hmmm:
Nah. Last time I got really drunk was on straight Crown shots. Haven't been a huge fan lately. I'll just get me a bud light. I love Joan Jett. I'll crank mine up, too.

[Fire Me Boy!]

THANK YOU!!!!!!!
No, luv... thank YOU.

[luv]

No, luv... thank YOU.
Too bad I'm not baking my sweet loaves tonight. It could end just like it started. lol

[Fire Me Boy!]

Damn, you're right. It's bedtime anyway. Night.
Yeah... so STFD and STFU!

[Mr. Kotter]

Nah. Last time I got really drunk was on straight Crown shots. Haven't been a huge fan lately. I'll just get me a bud light. I love Joan Jett. I'll crank mine up, too.

Eh, with 7up it's totally like a NEW drink......"Do you wanna touch me there?" is hummin' in the headset, right now....heh.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Too bad I'm not baking my sweet loaves tonight. It could end just like it started. lol
I have no problem talking about about your sweet loaves, though.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Alyson Hannigan was just on some late night show... I have a HUGE crush on her.

[Fire Me Boy!]

I wouldn't mind getting a taste her sweet loaves.

[Mr. Kotter]

Alyson Hannigan was just on some late night show... I have a HUGE crush on her.

"One time at band camp...."

Schwing!!!

[luv]

Alyson Hannigan was just on some late night show... I have a HUGE crush on her.
Will I sound totally ignorant if I admit that I have absolutely no idea who that is?

[luv]

"One time at band camp...."

Schwing!!!
Ohhhhhhhhhh....never mind.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Will I sound totally ignorant if I admit that I have absolutely no idea who that is?
http://hollywood.weblog.com.pt/arquivo/AH2.jpg

[Fire Me Boy!]

Ohhhhhhhhhh....never mind.
That's OK... I didn't mind doing the image search. I would have been faster but I had a problem with my zipper.

[Mr. Kotter]

Will I sound totally ignorant if I admit that I have absolutely no idea who that is?

American Pie I and II, American Wedding...

[luv]

That's OK... I didn't mind doing the image search. I would have been faster but I had a problem with my zipper.
TMI

[Fire Me Boy!]

TMI
:thumb:




I don't want you to feel like you can't post pictures of half-naked Alyson Hannigans, so go right ahead. I'm sure no one will mind!

[Logical]

Farewell my odd little movie reviewing goof. May you have a fun life away from the confines of the night.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Farewell my odd little movie reviewing goof. May you have a fun life away from the confines of the night.
:thumb:

Thanks!

[luv]

:thumb:




I don't want you to feel like you can't post pictures of half-naked Alyson Hannigans, so go right ahead. I'm sure no one will mind!
Nah...I'll take one of these please!!!

[Fire Me Boy!]

Nah...I'll take one of these please!!!
Keep that crap out of my threads!

[luv]

Keep that crap out of my threads!
But...but...he stars in three of the same movies as her. :(

[Fire Me Boy!]

But...but...he stars in three of the same movies as her. :(
You know the rules... no half-naked men in threads with half-naked Alyson Hannigans.

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[tk13]

American Pie I and II, American Wedding...
Don't forget as a lesbian on Buffy the Vampire Slayer... :)

[Fire Me Boy!]

Oh.... I missed it. What'd you say, luv?

[tk13]

I lead the league in follow-up deleted posts by luv2rite. That's for sure. :)

[luv]

Oh.... I missed it. What'd you say, luv?
It was a pic of him and Jessica Simpson at the Dukes of Hazzard Premier. I was going to ask if it helped if I posted that one, but the picture ended up being too small to see well.

:banghead:

[luv]

I lead the league in follow-up deleted posts by luv2rite. That's for sure. :)
:moon:



:p

[Fire Me Boy!]

:moon:



:p
NICE ASS!

[Rausch]

:shake:

[luv]

:shake:
I agree. It's not nice.

[tk13]

Hey Fire Me, for your last night here, can I get an in-depth, critical review of 'Ernest Goes to Camp' from you, one of our top resident film critics.

[Mr Grimm]

Don't forget as a lesbian on Buffy the Vampire Slayer... :)

can someone re-explain this portion of the thread for me????


:drool:

[luv]

can someone re-explain this portion of the thread for me????


:drool:
Or NOT. :shake:



:p

[luv]

Hey Fire Me, for your last night here, can I get an in-depth, critical review of 'Ernest Goes to Camp' from you, one of our top resident film critics.
:spock:

[tk13]

can someone re-explain this portion of the thread for me????


:drool:
I thought I spoke english, but I'm beginning to think it's not a coincidence that this thread died after I posted that. The google image servers must be on fire right now.

[tk13]

:spock:
Hey, you want to be bitchslapped around by him, I just want a review of Ernest Goes to Camp. We all have our dreams.

[luv]

Hey, you want to be bitchslapped around by him, I just want a review of Ernest Goes to Camp. We all have our dreams.
I like it rough.

ROFL

[Mr Grimm]

I thought I spoke english, but I'm beginning to think it's not a coincidence that this thread died after I posted that. The google image servers must be on fire right now.

sorry, just to tired and lazy to go back and read the whole thread.

i just happened to notice lesbians and buffy in the same sentance....

[Fire Me Boy!]

Hey Fire Me, for your last night here, can I get an in-depth, critical review of 'Ernest Goes to Camp' from you, one of our top resident film critics.
I haven't seen that movie since it came out in theaters... so I wouldn't feel like I was giving you your money's worth without a proper viewing.

Sorry.

I would be more than happy, however, to help explain the Alyson Hannigan part.



:drool: Oh how I'd like to research her parts.

[Miles]

Im back from the bars n shit.

[Fire Me Boy!]

I hope this helps...

http://www.burnham-down-the-house.net/pages/images/Zed_Stars-Femmes_01512.jpg

[tk13]

Boo. Hiss. Ebert wouldn't let his waiting public down.

[luv]

I haven't seen that movie since it came out in theaters... so I wouldn't feel like I was giving you your money's worth without a proper viewing.

Sorry.

I would be more than happy, however, to help explain the Alyson Hannigan part.



:drool: Oh how I'd like to research her parts.
Please stop drooling. I'm running out of napkins for you. Just how are you going through so many? :hmmm:

[Fire Me Boy!]

Im back from the bars n shit.
So how's the bars 'n shit?

[Fire Me Boy!]

Boo. Hiss. Ebert wouldn't let his waiting public down.
:sulk:

[luv]

Im back from the bars n shit.
Which drink did you have for me?

[Mr Grimm]

FIRE ME....


for the love of god...be still my heart.... :drool: :drool: :drool:

[Fire Me Boy!]

Please stop drooling. I'm running out of napkins for you. Just how are you going through so many? :hmmm:
It's a Pavlovian response... ring the bell (Alyson Hannigan), I drool. :shrug:

[Miles]

Which drink did you have for me?

Got a few weak ass 3.2 coors lights left. The bar i was at was decent enough for a college bar. $2 bud lights and cheap shots.

[Fire Me Boy!]

I do what I can...



http://blog.chosun.com/web_file/blog/331/11831/1/goAlyson_Hannigan01.jpg

[Miles]

Which drink did you have for me?

Mix up a red bull and grey goose. You will dig it.

[luv]

It's a Pavlovian response... ring the bell (Alyson Hannigan), I drool. :shrug:
Alrighty then. I thought maybe you might be using them for something else.

[luv]

Mix up a red bull and grey goose. You will dig it.
I've heard red bull and vodkas are excellent. I should go grab some red bull and grey goose tomorrow and mix me up some.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Anybody read the Japanese/Chinese in the pic above?

[Miles]

I've heard red bull and vodkas are excellent. I should go grab some red bull and grey goose tomorrow and mix me up some.

Its some damn good stuff. Grey Goose is a little overkill but its worth it.

[luv]

Anybody read the Japanese/Chinese in the pic above?
Blah blah blah...I want Fire Me Boy!...blah blah blah.

[luv]

Its some damn good stuff. Grey Goose is a little overkill but its worth it.
Did you move? I thought you lived in Houston or something like that.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Did you move? I thought you lived in Houston or something like that.
New Orleans, IIRC... go figure, he moved.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Blah blah blah...I want Fire Me Boy!...blah blah blah.
YESSSSS! :hump:

[Miles]

Did you move? I thought you lived in Houston or something like that.

Yeah I just moved up to denver a few weeks ago to finish up school. Pretty cool place so far.

[tk13]

Anybody read the Japanese/Chinese in the pic above?
"I really love the movie Ernest Goes to Camp."

[Fire Me Boy!]

Yeah I just moved up to denver a few weeks ago to finish up school. Pretty cool place so far.
The donkey shit doesn't make it less cool?

[luv]

Yeah I just moved up to denver a few weeks ago to finish up school. Pretty cool place so far.
I've been through there a few times. Used to go to Castle Rock every year. Ate at the Casa Bonita in Denver. Yummy.

[luv]

"I really love the movie Ernest Goes to Camp."
FMB, I think that was a hint.

[Miles]

The donkey shit doesn't make it less cool?

I actually havnt run into that many broncos fans. Last Sunday at the sports bar was great. It was only half broncos fans and the other half was laughing their asses off as they got destroyed.

[Fire Me Boy!]

FMB, I think that was a hint.
http://webpages.marshall.edu/~majdala1/varney2b.jpg

[Miles]

I've been through there a few times. Used to go to Castle Rock every year. Ate at the Casa Bonita in Denver. Yummy.

That is some pretty bad mexican food. There is a soutpark episode about that place. You need to go down to texas or new mexico for some better stuff.

[luv]

That is some pretty bad mexican food. There is a soutpark episode about that place. You need to go down to texas or new mexico for some better stuff.
Oh yeah. The best (and hottest) salsa I've ever had was at a little whole in the wall restaurant in Mission, TX.

[Miles]

Oh yeah. The best (and hottest) salsa I've ever had was at a little whole in the wall restaurant in Mission, TX.

New Mexico had the hottest shit i have ever tasted. The green sauce on thier enchiladas was pretty rough and i really love spicy food.

[luv]

I'm leaving all the drunken fun for tonight. So, if this is your last night crew night, when will you usually be on?

[Fire Me Boy!]

Daytime, evening. Kinda depends on what's going on in the wide world of sports that day.

[KChiefsQT]

Oh yeah. The best (and hottest) salsa I've ever had was at a little whole in the wall restaurant in Mission, TX.

Hey! I was just down there a month or so ago. Was it on 5 mile line... ghetto outside setaing??

[luv]

Hey! I was just down there a month or so ago. Was it on 5 mile line... ghetto outside setaing??
I'm actually not for sure...We were on our way to the border to walk into Mexico for the day. It's been 10 years ago.

[KChiefsQT]

I'm actually not for sure...We were on our way to the border to walk into Mexico for the day. It's been 10 years ago.

Yeah... I was told it was "mild". My tounge was soooooo effing hot and I had water running out of my eyes. I'm not a toughie when it comes to hot & spicy food... and that stuff was way beyond hot.

[FloridaChief]

Grey Goose is a little overkill

Yeaha, that's a great attitude.

"You want to drink this clean water?"

" Nooooo, I'll just sip from this muddy pot hole in the middle of the street that a stray dog's been pissing in...clean water's a little overkill...."

[luv]

Yeaha, that's a great attitude.

"You want to drink this clean water?"

" Nooooo, I'll just sip from this muddy pot hole in the middle of the street that a stray dog's been pissing in...clean water's a little overkill...."
Maybe he meant price? :shrug:

I've never bought any before. I used to buy SKYY.

[Rausch]

Yeah... I was told it was "mild". My tounge was soooooo effing hot and I had water running out of my eyes.

[FloridaChief]

Maybe he meant price? :shrug:

I've never bought any before. I used to buy SKYY.

Thanks for f*cking up the bit...

[Miles]

Yeaha, that's a great attitude.

"You want to drink this clean water?"

" Nooooo, I'll just sip from this muddy pot hole in the middle of the street that a stray dog's been pissing in...clean water's a little overkill...."

Definitly but sometimes it gets a bit expensive to do it the right way.

[luv]

Thanks for f*cking up the bit...
Sorry, I got griped at for trying to defend someone a while back, too. My bad. Men and their jokes.

[KChiefsQT]

I'm gonna see his sexy ass int wo days.