Happy Birthday Stumppy...

[badgirl]

Although it isn't actually your birthday till midnight, I will be at work so won't get the chance to say it so I'm doing it a couple hours early...

Have a very Happy Birthday, I Love Ya

PBJ PBJ :Pimp: :bong: :jester: :BLVD:

And heres your spanking :spank: :toast:

[Frankie]

Stumppy still has Birthdays? :p

HAPPY BIRTHDAY old chap.

[stumppy]

Stumppy still has Birthdays? :p

HAPPY BIRTHDAY old chap.

:toast:
Thanks Frankie.

Yes. I still have birthdays.
Unfortunately, I no longer have any ambition, goals, dreams or hope.

[Phobia]

I hope you liked the hooker we sent, dude.

[Iowanian]

"dear stumpy
happy birthday. As usual, you can do it
in the dirty place when I get home, and prove
why they call me badgranny

xoxoxox"

[Mr. Kotter]

Hey stumpy,

Sorry dude; we JUST got the tests back for the hooker we bought you. Please see a doctor soon.

Happy BD anyway, man. :thumb:

[keg in kc]

Happy BD anyway, man. Don't you mean "Happy VD, man"?

[PastorMikH]

Happy birthday Stumpy!

[stumppy]

I hope you liked the hooker we sent, dude.

She was great man.:thumb:
And whoever thought of having her acting like the 'Reluctant Jehova Witness' is a sick sick man.
I owe him a beer. :D

[keg in kc]

"Reluctant Jehova Witness"?

Shit, Phil, I was kidding when I said to send him a transsexual hooker. Damn, you're rough, man. Some beans and a frank to go with his spanks.

[PastorMikH]

She was a great man.:thumb:



:eek::eek:

[Mr. Kotter]

"Reluctant Jehova Witness"?

Shit, Phil, I was kidding when I said to send him a transsexual hooker. Damn, you're rough, man. Some beans and a frank to go with his spanks.

Reluctant Jehova Witness? Transexual?

Phil? :spock:






You DIDN'T send Hel'n, did you? That's harsh, man. :shake:

[Mr. Kotter]

:eek::eek:

Dang, Pastor.....most us us here think "sin" is just organized religion's means of "controlling" men and instilling societal morals. Ask John.

Give us some validation, man. ;)

We won't tell anyone.

[stumppy]

:eek::eek:

ROFLROFLROFL

You had me scrolling down to my own post so fast I almost burnt my mouse wheel up. All the while my mind was screaming NNOOOOOOOO .