Official Donks/Dolts game thread

[Raiderhater]

Per Skip's request.

[Skip Towne]

Thank you, I hope the Donx lose 96-6.

[RedDread]

Time to see if this game gets TV time here.

Sucks that it's not being shown most places for whatever reason. :grr:

[dirk digler]

Here is hoping for not a tie.

Go Bolts!

[Frazod]

The Nothing-Bad-Can-Happen game.

But I do hope the Donx get slaughtered. :cuss:

[Raiderhater]

I had better not get stuck with Miam.... Oh good, I get the AFCW game. :)

[dirk digler]

Close call.

[alanm]

It's not on here yet still have the Pat/Carolina game.

[dirk digler]

First down Donkeys.

[Raiderhater]

Regardless of who wins, I want a physically punishing game.

[4th and Long]

Here is hoping for not a tie.

Go Bolts!
I'd pay big money to see that happen!!! :)

[dirk digler]

I'd pay big money to see that happen!!! :)

No way I want one of these teams at 0-2.

[dirk digler]

Jake looking good so far.

[Skip Towne]

I'm praying for an asteroid to hit the field.

[dirk digler]

I'm praying for an asteroid to hit the field.

ROFL

[Raiderhater]

Jake looking good so far.


It's early.


Donks in the redzone......

[dirk digler]

First down by Rod Smith.

[Coach]

A Fumble by Mike Anderson, recovered by the Chargers.

[Eleazar]

Donks fumble at the 1 yard line ROFL

[Thig Lyfe]

bwahahaha

[dirk digler]

Fumble on the goal line! Chargers recover! WOOHOO!

[Raiderhater]

Denver fumbles on the goal line! Thandy Eggo recovers!

[OldTownChief]

FUMBLE SD Ball

[Bob Dole]

Nice drive, Donkeys.


hahahahaha

[Skip Towne]

Woo Hoo, Fumble - Bolts get it

[Frazod]

FUMBLEROOSKI! ROFL

Nice way to cap off that long drive. I hope the Dolts get 7.

[dirk digler]

TD J-E-T-S!

Oh wrong game...sorry

[4th and Long]

Nothing like Brownco fumble inside the five yard line. :)

[Skip Towne]

OK boys, negotiate the ball down the field.

[Bwana]

Nice grip for the Donk midget.

[leviw]

This might be like watching two dogs on the brink of starvation fighting over a Kibble. One is going to win...but in the end, it's irrelevant. They both die.

[Frazod]

Crap. False start on the Dolts.

[Skip Towne]

:cuss: False start

[Raiderhater]

This might be like watching two dogs on the brink of starvation fighting over a Kibble. One is going to win...but in the end, it's irrelevant. They both die.


That made me giggle.


Did Cross just say what I thought he said? Good God.

[Coach]

Brees overthrows his man. If he had it a little shorter, that would have been a 95 yard TD play.

[Frazod]

Dolts to punt. Sounds like the Donx have official home cooking going.

[dirk digler]

Darrent Williams sure does look like Dante. :rolleyes:

[Skip Towne]

Get 'em D

[Skip Towne]

What is that foul odor? Oh, it's the Donx.

[dirk digler]

Charger's D looks weak.

[dirk digler]

Dayne looks awesome. :rolleyes:

[Eleazar]

Ron Sanders, errr, Dayne with an electrifying run for 1yd.

[Thig Lyfe]

Dayne goes nowhere.

Where's Maurice Clarett when you need him?

[leviw]

Jake's throws are pretty.

[Eleazar]

He's a playmaker, what can you say.

[dirk digler]

Damn the vaunted Broncos O is awesome.

[Skip Towne]

Plummer is his usual self.

[Coach]

FG good for Elam. 3-0 Donks.

[dirk digler]

Elam FG. 3-0

[Raiderhater]

Three is better than 7.....

[Frazod]

Dolts need a long time-consuming drive here. The D needs a break.

[WilliamTheIrish]

J-E-T-S score on their drive.
Phins take KO right down the field, then blow the snap on fg as Mare shanks it right.

7-0.... J-E-T-S

[Raiderhater]

Dolts need a long time-consuming drive here. The D needs a break.


Yeah, you can tell the hea... er, thin air is affecting them.

[dirk digler]

Damn penalty on the Dolts

[dirk digler]

Gates First down.

[Eleazar]

Something tells me that guy might not be a good matchup against Gates

[Skip Towne]

How tall is LT? He look abou 5'5" on here but I know better.

[Coach]

Boy, if Brees was on target, that would have been a big play.

[Eleazar]

They list him at 5'10" 221

[dirk digler]

What a catch by Gates. Wow.

[Frazod]

Nice catch by Gates. Nice Brownco defense. ROFL

[dirk digler]

Damn that was fast first quarter.

[leviw]

How tall is LT? He look abou 5'5" on here but I know better.

5'10"...Put him up against Sproles...he'll look taller.

[OldTownChief]

Man the dorks d sucks ass.

[Skip Towne]

Who does Gates think he is? Tony Gonzales?

[Skip Towne]

5'10"...Put him up against Sproles...he'll look taller.
:LOL:

[dirk digler]

The Brown D line..I mean the Broncos D line sucks major balls

[Eleazar]

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

Way to keep an eye on Tomlinson donx

[dirk digler]

Nice play call. Easy TD by LT!

[Skip Towne]

Donx D went to sleep, LT walks in.

[Frazod]

Jesus. I could have ran that in. ROFL

[OldTownChief]

ROFL

[leviw]

Great D there.

[dirk digler]

Hell I could have scored on that run.

[RedDread]

PWNED!!!!!!

[|Zach|]

heh

[WilliamTheIrish]

Nice play Lynch, you over the hill hack.

[OldTownChief]

I can just hear it now. "Oh but our D was just on the field way too long."

[dirk digler]

Jesus. I could have ran that in. ROFL

Damn I type slow.

[WebGem]

ever so

[Frazod]

heh

Sweet. ROFL

[|Zach|]

a

[OldTownChief]

heh

ROFL

[Eleazar]

bahaha... i'm gonna get in the orangedrain chat... seems like a good source of entertainment today :D

[dirk digler]

I liked the "its Plummers fault".

[dirk digler]

bahaha... i'm gonna get in the orangedrain chat... seems like a good source of entertainment today :D

We need a chat room like that for gamedays.

[C-Mac]

If you cant see the Donk game.....

www.kcchiefsgames.com

livewire

donks

[Skip Towne]

Hey, alright, an injury.

[dirk digler]

Plummer sacked!

[Coach]

Denver punting.

[Skip Towne]

We need the Donx about 3 TD's behind where they have to pass. That could get comical.

[Raiderhater]

We need a chat room like that for gamedays.


We used to have one. I hadn't realized we got rid of it until I checked just now (you can tell I used it alot).

I don't think many people utilized it.

[Coach]

ROFL

Donks get flagged for PF facemasking.

[leviw]

I'll give them this...Invesco's grass looks awesome.

[dirk digler]

We used to have one. I hadn't realized we got rid of it until I checked just now (you can tell I used it alot).

I don't think many people utilized it.

I noticed to a while back but it didn't load. THanks for the info. I think alot of people would use it if it worked good. It is better than continous posting on a thread.

[dirk digler]

Sproles is damn fast.

[Frazod]

Pretty shitty camera work today. :shake:

[dirk digler]

IMO the Broncos look totally uninspired.

Also the wine and cheese Donkey crowd is awfully quiet.

[Raiderhater]

Sproles has good size, per Randy Cross.

[OldTownChief]

ROFL cuttin through the dorks D like butter.

[dirk digler]

Offensive PI by Dolts.

[Raiderhater]

I noticed to a while back but it didn't load. THanks for the info. I think alot of people would use it if it worked good. It is better than continous posting on a thread.


Not if you are a post whore.

[RINGLEADER]

This is a tough game to watch. On one hand I enjoy watching Plummer/Denver D get boo'd. On the other hand, I believe the Chargers are the tougher opponent in the AFC West because neither Denver nor Oakland have any defense.

Decisions...decisions...

[Coach]

Oh boy, if Tomlinson would had stayed on his foot, that could had been another big play for the Dolts.

[alanm]

IMO the Broncos look totally uninspired.

Also the wine and cheese Donkey crowd is awfully quiet.
If your a stockbroker in Denver it's your busiest day. :)

[Coach]

Wow, the Donks secondary is getting abused.

[Skip Towne]

Sproles has good size, per Randy Cross.
Cross must have an IQ of about 60.

[dirk digler]

The Broncos are really flying towards LT.

I think they need a half back pass IMO the WR would be wide open.

Nice catch by McCarrdell.

[Raiderhater]

Nice pass, nice catch.

[dirk digler]

Wow, the Donks secondary is getting abused.

Nothing new there. ROFL

[Skip Towne]

The Donx D has been on the field a long time. I wonder if it is hot there?

[Bob Dole]

Cross must have an IQ of about 60.

You think pretty highly of him, eh?

Bob Dole would give him about 15 IQ points...

[dirk digler]

The Donx D has been on the field a long time. I wonder if it is hot there?

ROFL

We have to remember to ask TJ that.

[Frazod]

Cross must have an IQ of about 60.

Do you really think it's that high? :hmmm:

[Frazod]

1st and goal from the 4. ROFL

[dirk digler]

Damn wide open by Parker.

Bailey looks awesome today.

[leviw]

TD LT

[Raiderhater]

Cross must have an IQ of about 60.


I am a KSU fan and a Sproles fan, but even I know that Sproles does not have good size by NFL standards.

Cross is just an old dumb raiduh, I guess we shouldn't expect too much from the neanderthal.

[Skip Towne]

Brees is carving up the Donx D.

[Frazod]

14-3. Listen to the boos.

I'm in heaven....

[dirk digler]

Another easy TD by LT.

Here comes the wine and cheese boo birds.

[Bob Dole]

We're going to have some fun with that onkey efense.

[Bwana]

DIE DONKS!!

[SPchief]

they are imploding on the mange chat

[RINGLEADER]

This is really sad for the Donkeys...I'm lovin' it!

[alanm]

Listen to the boos. :)

[OldTownChief]

This is so freakin funny I can't stand it.

[Eleazar]

Boy the heat in denver today must really be awful.

[RINGLEADER]

Get ready for Plummer to start throwing INTs to play catch-up...

[Skip Towne]

I am a KSU fan and a Sproles fan, but even I know that Sproles does not have good size by NFL standards.

Cross is just an old dumb raiduh, I guess we shouldn't expect too much from the neanderthal.
I thought the dipshit was a Niner.

[RedDread]

Watching the Donkos fans turn on them in real time is too fun. ROFL

[Raiderhater]

What are the chances Denver gets blown out today?

[leviw]

Get ready for Plummer to start throwing INTs to play catch-up...

He throws those playing ahead.....sometimes even left handed.

[Frazod]

I thought the dipshit was a Niner.

He was.

Jamie's been a bit confused lately. :D

[alanm]

Boy the heat in denver today must really be awful.
That Florida heat must still be kicking their ass. ROFL

[Raiderhater]

I thought the dipshit was a Niner.


Didn't he play for both? Or is my memory going to sh!t, again?

[Skip Towne]

Another injury. It doesn't get any better than this.

[ceebz]

The Chiefs are gonna run all over the Browncos.

[Frazod]

Anderson hobbled. Bell injured.

Is it too late to call back Clarette?

:evil:

[Raiderhater]

He was.

Jamie's been a bit confused lately. :D


So long as I don't start shooting up my house, I am not going to worry too much at this point.

[Frazod]

So long as I don't start shooting up my house, I am not going to worry too much at this point.

You'd probably miss. :p

[Skip Towne]

Time for an INT

[leviw]

"BOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Plummer = Pennington


Not really. I'm sorry Chad.

[dirk digler]

Nice.

Loss of 12 yards.

[Frazod]

Plummington fumbles the snap. ROFL

[Raiderhater]

You'd probably miss. :p


That would be a good thing, don't ya' think?

[dirk digler]

Maybe the Chargers can get another TD before half time.

[Bob Dole]

The boos sound like music.

[Redcoats58]

Im sure this has been said here, Plummer is Uncle Rico.

[Skip Towne]

Anderson hobbled. Bell injured.

Is it too late to call back Clarette?

:evil:
Gotta get that powerhouse Dayne out of there first.

[alanm]

Denver is gawd awful so far. I love it. :thumb: :D

[OldTownChief]

The boos sound like music.

This is great. I'm going to have a stroke laughing so hard.

[RINGLEADER]

Anderson hobbled. Bell injured.

Is it too late to call back Clarette?

:evil:


Now that would be funny ... ROFL ROFL ROFL

[Skip Towne]

Get one more TD before the half Bolts.

[Crush]

Anyone have that link where I can listen to Chargers game online? It worked pretty well during the Chargers-Cowboys game. I can't stand Packers-Browns much longer.

[DRU]

Everybody cheering for the Chargers on this one??? Wouldn't we rather have the Bronx win this one considering we play them next week? If the Bronx win today and put the chargers to 0-2 and themselves at 1-1, and then we beat the Bronx next week there's a good chance both of them could be 1-2 with us sitting pretty at 3-0.

Am I not thinking clearly??

[alanm]

I wonder if the festivities are underway on the "Mange" yet? ROFL

[Skip Towne]

Well, chit, Bolts.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Way to take your foot off the gas, marty...

This'll bite em in the ass.

[KcMizzou]

Everybody cheering for the Chargers on this one??? Wouldn't we rather have the Bronx win this one considering we play them next week? If the Bronx win today and put the chargers to 0-2 and themselves at 1-1, and then we beat the Bronx next week there's a good chance both of them could be 1-2 with us sitting pretty at 3-0.

Am I not thinking clearly?? You are. It's just very difficult not to take pleasure in a Bronco beating.

[chefsos]

Anyone have that link where I can listen to Chargers game online? It worked pretty well during the Chargers-Cowboys game. I can't stand Packers-Browns much longer.

http://www.thegamelive.com/

It worked for me last week for the Jest broadcast.

[leviw]

Is Randy Cross even watching this game???

:shake:

[Rain Man]

It pains me to say this, but Gerard Warren is looking pretty strong. Who says that a special ed kid can't be successful in life?

[dirk digler]

Hold'em Chargers.

[dirk digler]

Sack by Dolts!

[leviw]

Is anyone else in here just drooling at the thought of what Gunther's blitzing is going to do to this Denver offense next Monday?

[dirk digler]

3rd and 24 with 16 seconds left

[RINGLEADER]

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[dirk digler]

The BOO birds are coming out.

14-3 at halftime

[Skip Towne]

Well played Donx. Listen to the boos. Ain't it pretty?

[Crush]

http://www.thegamelive.com/

It worked for me last week for the Jest broadcast.



Rep. Thanks.

[Bwana]

Listen to the boo birds! LMAO

[jjjayb]

Keep it up chargers. I want the Donks dazed and confused and demoralized before we even step on the field against them next week.

[Eleazar]

The Donx o-line is a menace to public safety

[dirk digler]

Damn that was quick. INT TD by Bailey

[Frazod]

Chump Failey just got a giftwrapped INT-TD. :cuss:

[SPchief]

well that sucks

[Bwana]

I see Brees has returned to his pre '04 form.

[Crush]

WTF? Donks intercept it and return it for a TD.

[Raiderhater]

Great way to start off the half. Portis with a pick for a TD.

[Eleazar]

That was downright Plummeresque by Brees

[Bob Dole]

Sweet Jesus, Randy Cross is an idiot.

[dirk digler]

Gates has been invisible since the first quarter.

[Frazod]

Dolts imploding. :shake:

[Crush]

Marty does what he does best: shitty play calling.

[Valiant]

Good I would rather face a 1-1 donko then a 0-2 donko... that and i picked them to win...

[chiefsfan987]

I hate the broncos... but i'm suprised more people aren't rooting for them in this game. A win here by the broncos coupled with the chiefs gettin the job done tonight and next week could mean a two game lead on the entire division by the end of week three.

[leviw]

Wow that was a piss-poor attempt at a tackle by the punter

[Crush]

Chargers = mid-90's Chiefs. Trying to find a way to lose the game.

[Dave Lane]

I'm rooting for key injuries personally. Maybe 3-4 IRs for each team.

Dave

[dirk digler]

I hate the broncos... but i'm suprised more people aren't rooting for them in this game. A win here by the broncos coupled with the chiefs gettin the job done tonight and next week could mean a two game lead on the entire division by the end of week three.

That maybe true but I will never root for the Broncos...NEVER!!! :cuss:

[dirk digler]

Nice drop.

[Eleazar]

Randy Cross needs to get a degenerative larynx condition.

[Raiderhater]

FG no good.

[Dave Lane]

LT!

Dave

[Skip Towne]

That maybe true but I will never root for the Broncos...NEVER!!! :cuss:
Ditto

[Dave Lane]

Is marty too fat to put the game plan in his pants any more?

Dave

[dirk digler]

Sack by Gold and fumble recovery by Broncos.

Damn Brees you suck ass buddy.

[Bwana]

WTF? That should have been going to the head on Denvers D.

[Raiderhater]

This is starting to get ugly...

[KcMizzou]

That dumbass might wanna pick up the ball instead of celebrating.

[leviw]

Two poor teams.

[milkman]

Sack by Gold and fumble recovery by Broncos.

Damn Brees you suck ass buddy.

He has no pocket awareness.

That was just pathetic.

[dirk digler]

That should have been intentional grounding.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Plummett to the rescue..

[dirk digler]

INT by Chargers!

Yes!

[SPchief]

int by plummer

[leviw]

Second redzone turnover.

[Bwana]

Jakerception!

[Bob Dole]

Nice no-call on the intentional grounding.

Nice turnover by Plummington to make up for it, though.

[dirk digler]

Now cmon Chargers, put it in the endzone or up Shanny's ass. Either way I am happy.

[OldTownChief]

ROFL the fake is imploading

[chefsos]

I just heard the grounding. Int. is next!

Damn lag.

[jjjayb]

The refs in this game need to learn to stay out of the way of the plays.

[dirk digler]

Jake hits the D-Lineman in the head which causes the INT.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Al wilson injured.... walking off theough..

[MavKC]

Is this game looking pathetic or what? It's not a football game it's a vollyball game

[Skip Towne]

C'mon Dolts. Grin out a long drive. Wear out that D.

[dirk digler]

Sack by Courtney Brown...

Hell must have frozen over.

[Frazod]

I'm starting to wonder if either offense is capable of scoring. :shake:

[Bwana]

Christ Brees! You don't have 10 ****en seconds in the pocket.

[dirk digler]

Typical Martyball. Have a lead and then go ultra conservative.

[jjjayb]

Brees has no awareness for what's going on around him whatsoever. Our new D is going to eat him alive.

[leviw]

Sweet return.

[4th and Long]

This games looks more like two teams that are trying to find new ways not to win than anything else. Yeeesh.

[Bob Dole]

Wow.

The onkey efense actually shows up for 8 whole minutes and Cross is ready to give them his next paycheck.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Sweet return..- 10 yards.

[4th and Long]

It's raining yellow flags!

[Valiant]

Typical Martyball. Have a lead and then go ultra conservative.


No shit, Cant figure out why they are bunching together at the line... that plays into donks hands.. they need to go spread wide at the line...

[Bwana]

Osgood seems happy about his 15 yarder.....dumbass.

[Skip Towne]

I wanna hear some more booing.

[leviw]

2 hours, 18 min. to go...could it move any slooooooower?

[Bob Dole]

Despite giving us a win once upon a time, the removing the helmet penalty has to be the lamest damned penalty known to man.

[dirk digler]

No shit, Cant figure out why they are bunching together at the line... that plays into donks hands.. they need to go spread wide at the line...

Yep and they need to get the ball to Gates.

[Bwana]

I wanna hear some more booing.

Don't worry, Jake is back in the game, he will make it so.

[dirk digler]

Yes new CSI starts Thursday

[Raiderhater]

2 hours, 18 min. to go...could it move any slooooooower?


Tell me about it.

[Iowanian]

The Savage Midgets need another TD out of LT, and 100+ and a TD for McCardell to beat the jackpot bigredchiefs stumbled into with Philly today.

[Bob Dole]

Which will we see first?

A Plummet INT or an Anserson fumble?

[Raiderhater]

Yes new CSI starts Thursday


*yawn*

[MavKC]

Despite giving us a win once upon a time, the removing the helmet penalty has to be the lamest damned penalty known to man.


You would figure after the Dwyane Rudd incident, that all the coaches in the NFL would instruct their players not to remove their helmets until they are standing on the sideline, whistle or no whistle be damned.

[the Talking Can]

I like to thank Network TV.

I live in Kansas. The Chiefs play in the AFC West.

So, naturally, they'd show the Chargers/Broncos...right?

Nope...I get to watch the ultra-shitty Packers and their washed up QB play the ultra-shitty Browns and their washed up QB.

Awesome. I hope you all die of groin explosions.

[Raiderhater]

Which will we see first?

A Plummet INT or an Anserson fumble?


Interception.

[dirk digler]

*yawn*

Hey now it is the only TV show that I actually like.

This is the original CSI new season starting not the other 2 rip-off shows BTW.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Bring it back...

[Bob Dole]

too bad that's coming back

[Skip Towne]

Bring it on back.

[Frazod]

Personal foul kills a Donx touchdown. I LOVE IT! PBJ

[dirk digler]

Offensive head slap penalty.

Nice and it takes away a TD!

[the Talking Can]

was it a TD pass that got called back?