I've had a Randy Moss of a day

[RealSNR]

Man, what a Randy Moss kind of day. I got up this morning and felt like I had been Randy Mossed last night. I don't know what the Randy Moss I had last night but it was enough to knock out a full-grown Randy Moss. My Randy Moss broke on the way to church so I had to Randy Moss it until it Randy Mossed to life. Then some little Randy Moss cuts me off on the way home and I went Randy Moss on his ass. We both pullled over and I beat the living Randy Moss out of him. Then I went to Walmart and bought some batteries for only 3 Randy Mosses. And I hate my Randy Moss of a neighbor. Sometimes I wish he'd Randy Moss off and go Randy Moss himself in the Randy Moss.

Holy shit, I wonder if ESPN can talk ANYMORE about Randy Moss :shake:

[jiveturkey]

All of the Randy Moss cock rubbing is bound to wear him out.

[Rain Man]

I'm looking forward to the end of this three-hour Randy Moss special, so we can start the game.

I was begging for them to stop halfway through the second quarter.