Women Wearing Oversized T-Shirts

[Donger]

You know what I'm talking about? The one's so big that they go just below their butts?

The kids are at my parents. The wife just came down wearing the above. And white socks.

I think she might be trying to tell me something.

[Katipan]

To balance, you should go put on her tiniest smallest tube toppiest top.

no socks

[Phobia]

Here's what I did to break my wife of that horrific habit:

Each time she wore a shirt like that, I would discretely discard it. No shirts. No problem.

[Coach]

Here's what I did to break my wife of that horrific habit:

Each time she wore a shirt like that, I would discretely discard it. No shirts. No problem.

Well damn, now you just blew your cover, didn't ya? Now she's gonna know who been stealing her shirts.

[KC Dan]

The kids are at my parents. The wife just came down wearing the above. And white socks.
Doesn't gochiefs have his own t-shirts? :)

[OmahaChief]

The only women that I see in that are huge women at Wal Mart or the local super Market. Tell her she looks fat in it and it will stop.

[Phobia]

Well damn, now you just blew your cover, didn't ya? Now she's gonna know who been stealing her shirts.

She's a smart girl. I'm thinking she figured it out long ago.

[Simplex3]

I think his point is that she's ONLY wearing said shirt and a pair of socks.

Really teach her a lesson and have sex with her. And no, I don't want pictures.

[Scorp]

This thread is worthless wothout pics!
(heh sorry someone had to do it.)

[Donger]

Cool. She wanted sex, thankfully with me.

[siberian khatru]

Well, now that you've announced it, you might as well give us a play-by-play.

[leviw]

Cool. She wanted sex, thankfully with me.

:hump: :clap:

[Katipan]

wow, an hour. bravo.

[Braincase]

"Mine goes to 11"

- Nigel Tufnel

[ChiefsFire]

Cool. She wanted sex, thankfully with me.

did the socks stay on?

[Donger]

Well, now that you've announced it, you might as well give us a play-by-play.

Started out spoon, went to doggy and ended up with her on top.

Her three. Me one (as usual).

I'd forgotten how much more fun it is when there aren't any kids in the house. Nothing puts the brakes on more than, "Daddy? What're you doing to Mommy?"

[Donger]

wow, an hour. bravo.

Well, there was some foreplay. And a lot of complex mathematics.

[ChiefsFire]

Started out spoon, went to doggy and ended up with her on top.

Her three. Me one (as usual).

I'd forgotten how much more fun it is when there aren't any kids in the house. Nothing puts the brakes on more than, "Daddy? What're you doing to Mommy?"
her three?

her three?!?!


Bullchit...how many viagra ya got on board?

[chagrin]

I think his point is that she's ONLY wearing said shirt and a pair of socks.

Really teach her a lesson and have sex with her. And no, I don't want pictures.


She walked up the stairs first I presume?

"dear diary, jackpot!"
Giggitty! Giggitty!

[Donger]

her three?

her three?!?!


Bullchit...how many viagra ya got on board?

Let's just say that I know my wife pretty well. And, I honestly view having her have at least one orgasm as being the minimum.

After all, it's pretty much guaranteed that I'm going to have one.

[Donger]

did the socks stay on?

To be honest, I don't recall. I wasn't really paying attention to her feet.

[mcan]

Congrats on the great Friday night. I think you've more than one-upped me...


In response to the thread title though. I'm surprised more people here don't like the oversized t-shirt/pajamas/nightshirt look. For my own part, there is nothing like a girl that is fresh out of the shower and getting ready for bed. Obviously the girl has to be hot in the first place, but I guess I prefer the "time for you to come to bed with me" or "time for us to curl up on the couch and watch a movie" look compared to the "time for me to get my skank on at a bar" or "time for me to dance with a pole" look.

[Megbert]

Congrats Donger. I was woken up today by a BJ from my GF. Now I ask you is there any better way to wake up?

[Hammock Parties]

Congrats Donger. I was woken up today by a BJ from my GF. Now I ask you is there any better way to wake up?

No!

[mcan]

Congrats Donger. I was woken up today by a BJ from my GF. Now I ask you is there any better way to wake up?


You know... That's rape... (I'm sure you won't press charges though) :)

[onescrewleftuntwisted]

Congrats Donger. I was woken up today by a BJ from my GF. Now I ask you is there any better way to wake up?


well 3 women that where not in bed with you when you went to sleep would beat that.......even better if they knew yoga

[chiefs4me]

3 times....I wonder who she was thinking of.....:hmmm:

[Dartgod]

Let's just say that I know my wife pretty well. And, I honestly view having her have at least one orgasm as being the minimum.

After all, it's pretty much guaranteed that I'm going to have one.
Women have orgasms? :eek:

[ChiefsFire]

Women have orgasms? :eek:


Dongers got the magic stick

[keg in kc]

I remember sex.

I think.

[Hammock Parties]

Women have orgasms? :eek:

They have a bunch of them if you know how to work it right.

[Dartgod]

They have a bunch of them if you know how to work it right.
Haha. Are you trying to give me advice on sex?

[Hammock Parties]

Haha. Are you trying to give me advice on sex?

No, I am succeeding.

[Donger]

3 times....I wonder who she was thinking of.....:hmmm:

God, apparently.

[chiefs4me]

God, apparently.






ROFL

[Skip Towne]

They have a bunch of them if you know how to work it right.
Haha. Gochiefs giving advice on sex. I'd rather listen to Slayer's opinion.

[Nzoner]

Reading a sex thread by Donger I can't shake the image of him looking up,seeing the mrs,and saying,"Whas happenin' hot stuff."

[Donger]

Reading a sex thread by Donger I can't shake the image of him looking up,seeing the mrs,and saying,"Whas happenin' hot stuff."

Actually, it was probably, "if train A leaves Chicago at 4:00pm at 20 mph..."