Official Chiefs vs. Donkeys Game Thread

[Skip Towne]

Hammer 'em. It's early.

[milkman]

WE need a big drive here.

[DaKCMan AP]

can't believe so many of you pussies are giving up already. if we can get a drive and a score here, we're right back in it.

and priest goes to work.

[David.]

our o-line is getting decimated. Good thing priest is priest.

[kcxiv]

so many bandwagon fans its sickening.

[FloridaMan88]

guess Madden is unaware that the screen pass has vanished from our offense

[Tinlar]

We need a long, clock eating drive.

[Delano]

GO BRONCOS!!

Can someone please ban this pile of shit? First a picture from rotten.com of a man with an exploded head, now an Abu Graib picture.


MODS PLEASE BAN PH0BIA.

[PastorMikH]

I've lost almost all ability to post so I guess I'm going to hang it up.



Something really needs done to the server.

[David.]

so many bandwagon fans its sickening.

please **** off.


We get outmanned 17-0 in the first quarter to our biggest rivals. Excuse us if we complain a little.

go die.

[tk13]

Gotta go for it here.

[digi2fish]

Trent passes like shit tonight...

[Frazod]

Nice mugging of Gonzo. No flag, of course.

[FloridaMan88]

GO FOR IT

[Shag]

Who's posting all that rotten sh!t?
I seen about enough of that

Some Donco retard who thinks he's witty. Little does he know he's a raging moron...

[Skip Towne]

Are we going for it?

[Frazod]

F#ck it. GO FOR IT.

[David.]

going for it

[Shag]

Gotta go for it - could be a big momentum builder...

[milkman]

So what do we do?

This could be huge.

[tk13]

Good job Priest. 1st down.

[Tinlar]

thank gawd our coach has balls.

[digi2fish]

1st down

[KCJake]

Vermeil showed some balls

[runnercyclist]

BAn phobia. I agree. That shit is uncalled for...

[FloridaChief]

Nice! Game-saver from Priest....

[arrowheadrocks]

dammit

[Frazod]

Apparently it takes being down 17 to make Dick's balls puff up. :D

[ChiTown]

so many bandwagon fans its sickening.
HOLY F uk

What's up with all these gd penalties?

[teedubya]

Bober Black Parker Green Johnson have all sucked ass tonight... this is ugly.

[Frazod]

That may have been the most blatant hold I've ever seen. :shake:

[ChiefsCountry]

Who is this fag that keeps posting this stupid crap. Ban him.

[David.]

we're getting outplayed, outcoached, outclassed


disgusting

[Skip Towne]

Priest just doesn't run through tackles like he used to. They showed a clip awhile ago of the old Priest.

[Shag]

Our O-line is horrible tonight. Black is getting owned...

[David.]

our line is shit


didn't think I'd say that this year.


but it's shit.

[milkman]

We REALLY miss Roaf.

[siberian khatru]

Man, do we need Roaf back.

[ChiTown]

They are teeing off on Green. He can't get set to pass the ball.

[runnercyclist]

How do you ignore this asshole?

[Shag]

These flags are f'ing rediculous. I'm sorry, but NO game is this lopsided penalty-wise...

[siberian khatru]

Is there a ****ing mod in the house to ban this ASSHOLE?

[VonneMarie]

Ph0bia, ignored.

[Frazod]

Gunther should watch that last play on tape. THAT's how you blow up a screen.

Green looks like absolute shit. Is Collins healthy yet?

[ChiefsCountry]

More penalties. This is getting bad.

[milkman]

Have the Donkeys been flagged at all in this game?

[Delano]

my god.. eight ****ing penalties. GARY STILLS!?!? are you new to special teams or what!?

[Duck Dog]

Must be one of Denver Chiefs friends.

[tk13]

We need Plummer to throw one left handed here real soon.

[royr17]

We are goin to lose this game .......

I knew everybody was puttin this game into the books way too early.

[VonneMarie]

Is our name the KC Raiders?

[FloridaMan88]

Trent isn't getting his feet set on any of these pass plays.

[Molitoth]

gimme a break, Roaf doesnt have that big of an effect on this sorry excuse for a game, look at all of the sh*tty passes Trent is thowing.

[morphius]

McCleon is a stud.

[Tinlar]

This is our litmus test, we have to find a way to come back.

[Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan]

Damn.

Just got home from class and this is looking ugly.

I hope Al comes up with something soon to stop the hemoraging

[Skip Towne]

Goddamn we gotta stop the run.

[Scalper]

Jake Plummer for MVP

[Megbert]

OK I am officially concerned about the Offense.

[Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan]

Once again, McPasson is playing way the hell too far off of his receiver.

[Skip Towne]

We can't stop shit.

[Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan]

Do we not watch tape?

How often are we going to let Jake roll outside like that?

Our DE's have to get smarter one of these years.

[Shag]

Hey, a bootleg...

Surtain got BURNED on that deep incompletion. Surtain is not impressing me so far this season...

[Frazod]

It's like Gunther's never been here before. :shake:

[Delano]

If I was the broncos offensive coordinator I would be licking my chops.. our defense has gotta be tired.. thanks to the offensive output.

[mlyonsd]

We suck.

Jake looks like Bart Starr, Elway, and Marino all cloned together compared to Trent.

[digi2fish]

we're officially imploded

[ChiefsCountry]

McCleon sucks, why in the hell did we keep him.

[David.]

the rollout?!?!?!



by the broncos?!

[BigOlChiefsfan]

I think KC just got a penalty for not having a mod here at the planet during MNF. Only 5 yards, but with the 685 other yards the zebras laid on us tonite, it all adds up.

[Frazod]

If I was the broncos offensive coordinator I would be licking my chops.. our defense has gotta be tired.. thanks to the offensive output.

Couple that with the altitude, and we don't have long left before its too late.

[Skip Towne]

Chiefs Country - You are in big trouble if we lose.

[runnercyclist]

I now officially now how to use ignore.

[dirk digler]

IMO the biggest problem on O is the WR position. We have no one that can get open consistently. They are just stacking the line to stop the run because our WR's suck ass.

[Scalper]

Phobia you are grossing me out

[oaklandhater]

I now officially now how to use ignore.


How plz tell me

[Molitoth]

Elam made that kick look easy...

if we ever score, im sure tynes will miss the extra point.

[KCJake]

Can't someone ban this guy?

Damn, who's in charge here??

[DBroncos4life]

Ph0bia knock that crap off....my first post here, I didn't want to ever post here either but thats just wrong in so many ways.

[DaKCMan AP]

jeezus, are they ever going to call holding on the donks?

[VonneMarie]

Good Gawd, can we get something going here? :cuss:

[FloridaMan88]

How about going into some no huddle this drive

[KCJake]

Sorry dudes, I think it's hilarious.
A four year old getting run over? That's funny? You probably light cats on fire also.

[ChiefsCountry]

Chiefs Country - You are in big trouble if we lose.

I think I'm screwed.

[FloridaMan88]

F**K YOU ABC no one cares about your dumb shows or anyone in them.

Get her out of the booth

[Bootlegged]

This was bad enough, now we have to endure Gina Davis.

[Frazod]

Hey, Trent didn't suck on that last play. :thumb:

[runnercyclist]

Click on his profile and thn chose ignore this dickhead

[KCJake]

Im done looking at these pictures.
Congrats you ****-stain, you ran me off

[Skip Towne]

Points, we need points

[tk13]

Kris Wilson!

[mikey23545]

Well, at least we've gotten to see the true class of Donkey fans tonight....

[FloridaChief]

Hey! The Invisible Man--The Secret Weapon--The Ultimate Mismatch just caught a pass!....

[Delano]

BIGFOOT wilson makes an appearance!!!

[Shag]

OMG, a penalty on the Donx! I don't believe it!

[runnercyclist]

He was drawn off!

[BigOlChiefsfan]

hey...they called a penalty on Denver.

Didn't that ref get the memo?

[VonneMarie]

FINALLY!!!

[noa]

samie parker, catch that sh*t!!

[kcxiv]

Parker with another drop.

[Frazod]

Crap. I wish we'd thrown deep on that one. Waste of a free play.

[Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan]

Ah, nothing like using adblock and the ignore function to restore useability to the bulletin board

Obviously a disciple of Taco

[Shag]

Get Sammy off the field...

[tk13]

Parker's hands are gonna cost us games if he's gonna play like the last two games.

[Duck Dog]

Puck Farker.

[DaKCMan AP]

samie parker couldn't catch a cold

[morphius]

Okay, my adopt a chief is the goat of the game so far

[Delano]

Incompletion to Samie Parker? nooooo! ****ER..

[runnercyclist]

Bench Samie Parker. At least Horn can catch.

[BigOlChiefsfan]

Uh oh, Champ Bailey is hurt. Looks like a hammy.

[digi2fish]

nice hit Richardson :D

[Frazod]

F#cking Parker couldn't catch a cold. Practice squad for that piece of shit and BRING BACK BOERIGTER.

:cuss:

[Pitt Gorilla]

F8ck Parker. Damn.

[noa]

i hope they amputate champ bailey's leg

[PastorMikH]

Parker took Morton's spot. Looks like he got Morton's hands too.

[DJay23]

Blood in teh water. Go in for the kill.

[FloridaMan88]

Samie stop smiling, you are down 20-0 and you are dropping everything thrown to you

[David.]

So new name for sammie?

Brick hands? I donno I'm not very creative.

[VonneMarie]

Champ the best CB in the game ever, HURT?

[PastorMikH]

What happened to Champ mouthing off into the mic???

[Delano]

Ph0bia can you get us a picture of Bailey's leg being blown up by T-Rich's extreme power? Thanks.. and after that shoot yourself please.

[digi2fish]

Kennison plays well tonight

[morphius]

WTF!!! Face mask and a punch?

[tk13]

Dude about ripped TG's facemask off.

[Frazod]

What happened to Champ mouthing off into the mic???

I would have liked to hear him cry like a little girl.

[ChiefsFan4Life]

Chiefs are doing their best Oakland Raider impression tonight.

[Tinlar]

Denver throws a right cross and that is a scuffle?

[ChiTown]

Could Larry Johnson look and play any slower. FN A

[Shag]

Wow, they should have tossed that Bronco - he threw a punch at Gonzo's head. I thought it was an instant ejection for that. These refs are pathetic...

[FloridaMan88]

Black is getting owned by Pryce tonight gawd

[digi2fish]

yup
I miss Willie

[Coach]

And why the hell the Refs didn't give him the 15 yarder face masking?

THat was a blantant face masking, and there was no foul?

That's bullshit.

[morphius]

So new name for sammie?

Brick hands? I donno I'm not very creative.
Johnie Morton?

[runnercyclist]

Or just shoot yourself and skip the pic

[PastorMikH]

Dude about ripped TG's facemask off.



It's only a penalty if a Chief get's his hand within a foot of a donkey mask. Donkey hooves on a Chiefs mask = good play.

[Frazod]

Denver throws a right cross and that is a scuffle?

Home cooking.

And yes, I agree with Michaels. We most definitely miss Roaf. Bober sucks balls.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Just when you thought it was safe to go out on the football field again. Good lord we suck. At least we saved it for national tv.

[teedubya]

If you are happy and you know it, clap your hands!! if you are happy and you know it, clap your hands!!

If you are happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it...

If you are happy and you know it, clap your handS!!!

[siberian khatru]

Man, I would NOT mess with Jason Dunn.

[FloridaMan88]

Thank you Lynch! Wow.

LJ missed a block on that play also

[DJay23]

I like seeing Trent mix it up with D-linemen.

[ChiefFripp]

Anyone else tired of seeing Sammie Parker's dumb incompletion smile?

[milkman]

And why the hell the Refs didn't give him the 15 yarder face masking?

THat was a blantant face masking, and there was no foul?

That's bullshit.

No shit.
They picked the flag up.

I guess they realized that they actually have to penalize the Donkeys, and heaven forbid that shpuld happen.

Mother****ers!!!! :cuss: :cuss: :cuss:

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

The refs may suck... but we suck even worse. This is all on the Cheifs.

[Megbert]

in honor of Don Adams "The ol' TO called by the safety right before the snap play" Thank you Lynch.

[teedubya]

Morphius, I blame you for adopting Johnnie Parker.

[noa]

yeah...the chiefs should never play denver on monday night again...its a curse.

[Bootlegged]

Every time the Chiefs have a chance to really get respect on a national stage they shit down their legs. It's uncanny.

[FloridaChief]

Thank Goat for idiot John Lynch...

[Skip Towne]

At least score, you dipshits.

[BigOlChiefsfan]

penalty on Denver again? How can this be?

[digi2fish]

about the time for the doncos to take penalties.

[morphius]

Just when you thought it was safe to go out on the football field again. Good lord we suck. At least we saved it for national tv.
Especially with 2 backup tackles. We all knew it was bad news when Roaf wasn't playing, but Bober starting on the other side just made it worse.

[BigOlChiefsfan]

Thanks, Eddie.

[FloridaMan88]

Kennison! Nice (and glad he didn't fumble)

[arrowheadrocks]

finally

[ChiefsCountry]

Yes, good job eddie.

[FloridaChief]

EK!!!!!!!!

[Skip Towne]

KENNISON

[tk13]

Kennison wants to play tonight.

Great playcall too. Denver put how many guys on the line there, seven?

[digi2fish]

YES !!!

[DJay23]

Go Eddie Go!

[milkman]

Thank you Eddie!

[DaKCMan AP]

excellent RAC Kennison!

[Megbert]

EK!!! Nice play finally from the O nice drive so far!!

[Shag]

Go Eddie!! Showing some heart...

[Megbert]

ummm run left isn't working tonite AL!!!

[noa]

champ bailey went to the locker room so he could get his hot beef injection. not becuase of his hamstring

[digi2fish]

Bailey questionable :D

[ChiTown]

Seriously, Johnson looks like he's moving in mud.

[digi2fish]

dammit...

[arrowheadrocks]

god dammit

[noa]

JORDAN BLACK SUCKS!!!!!

[Frazod]

Have I mentioned that I miss Roaf? :deevee:

[Megbert]

jebbus h keerist a TD is needed here.

[Shag]

I hope they're viewing this as 4-down territory. A FG does nothing...

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Imagine if we were to actually come back and win this game.... invescos will never hear the end of it. As it is... I'm pretty sure the game is as good as over now.

[VonneMarie]

Trent killed, again.

[ChiefsCountry]

Man we cant do anything.

[Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan]

Damn, I can't believe we're going to have to settle for a Field Goal here.

Bleah

[Shag]

Guess not. Yay, 3 points (maybe). Whoo...

[Bootlegged]

watch Tynes miss now

[DJay23]

What a pathetic ****ing display.

[teedubya]

WTF was that?

Damn Green. Damn Bober.

[Megbert]

3pts please something to take to halftime.

[ChiefsCountry]

Field goal, yeah.

[Frazod]

A f#cking field goal. All that shit, and all we get is a f#cking field goal?

:shake:

[Skip Towne]

3 effing points for a half. Great

[ChiTown]

gawd, we look like a bunch of lifeless phags.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

At least when we suck, we suck all the way.

[DaKCMan AP]

3 points...pathetic

[FloridaMan88]

Horrible. And why wasn't Priest in there?

[teedubya]

Im so excited and I just cant hide it. Im about to lose control and... **** it.

This sucks ass.

[Shag]

Bad move to have LJ in at the goal line, IMHO. Priest is one of the best goal-line backs in a long time - when you need a TD, you can't have him on the bench...

[Megbert]

OK umm we are only down by 17 so that's good right?? No I guess it isn't. Crap crap crap

[arrowheadrocks]

onside kick

[digi2fish]

ok
I gotta go kill someone
see you later

[farmerchief]

The score doesnt surprise me any,,,,I just figured "we" would be the ones on top!??? Very poor offensive and defensive game plans,,,,a total "team" effort!

[Garcia Bronco]

Good game thus far gents. Titus and nmt1 say hello. Here's to a good second half.



Ps....how bout them bronwcos?

[Uncle_Ted]

Madden actually said something intelligent ... in the red zone, Holmes should be in the game, not LJ.

[Chiefsrocker]

This team has the firepower to bring it back. They just need to settle down and get a few good plays under their belts and everything will be fine! Still 2 quarters left!! GO CHIEFS!! Hopefully all will be well in the second half!!

[Megbert]

Alright !!!!! 3 possesion game lets go chiefs.

[siberian khatru]

I agree with Madden: the Priest/LJ rotation should be based on situation, not alternating series.

We discussed that here in the preseason. Many (including me) suggested LJ play between the 30s, or thereabouts, and Priest definitely be the red zone back.

Regardless, Priest has to be in there inside the 10. Don't know if it would've made a difference there or not, but that's where Priest excels, and if he's on the team, that's where he's got to play, minimum.

[Skip Towne]

Wow, Tynes put it 9 yds deep in the endzone. He's never done that before. I didn't know thin air was worth 10 yards per kick.

[noa]

do you guys think trent overthrew that ball cause of the altitude?

[shakesthecat]

Al Saunders=Mike Martz

[morphius]

Good game thus far gents. Titus and nmt1 say hello. Here's to a good second half.



Ps....how bout them bronwcos?
Just count yourself a bit lucky we have 2 backup tackles and we are short a CB for another game and a half.

[VonneMarie]

I believe the coaches will shove their foots up this teams ass at the half and they will come out and score 17 points on back to back to back drives.

The way this team has played it's a miracle we are only down 17. :shake:

[Frazod]

Bad move to have LJ in at the goal line, IMHO. Priest is one of the best goal-line backs in a long time - when you need a TD, you can't have him on the bench...

I don't really think it matters. We can't do a goddamn thing unless the offensive line works. They can't run block or pass block. Green is clearly spooked, and also clearly not used to being spooked. And Johnson and Holmes look very mortal when they aren't running behind Roaf. Shit.

[Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan]

Only thing I can say is somebody better be kicking some asses in the locker room.

I thought we might lose in Denver, but I didn't expect to be embarrassed.

[Frazod]

Good game thus far gents. Titus and nmt1 say hello. Here's to a good second half.



Ps....how bout them bronwcos?

I hope you develop a painful rash. nlm

[Skip Towne]

We are enough better than them to make up this deficit. We just need to grind it out.

[FloridaMan88]

Most pathetic first half I can remember in a few years.

That final series near the goaline, I don't understand how you don't have Priest Holmes, one of the best offensive weapons in that situation in the league in on all 3 plays.

Instead on one play they attempt a stretch run play with LJ (not his strong suit) and to the left side where Black is getting OWNED by Pryce on pratically every play.

Especially without Champ Bailey in there, why no play to Gonzo or Kennison??

On defense its been slightly (and that is relative) to what the offense has been. I don't get though why Gunther isn't blitzing more, rather than just sitting back and letting Plummer pick them apart.

[arrowheadrocks]

*sigh*

[ChiTown]

Let's rack this up:

1. We look like shit on Offense

2. We look like shit on Defense

3. We can't stop with the stupid penalties

4. We're down 17 at half

5. We have 30 more minutes to play

It's all gravy from here.................

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Most pathetic first half I can remember in a few years.

That final series near the goaline, I don't understand how you don't have Priest Holmes, one of the best offensive weapons in that situation in the league in on all 3 plays.


I hate to say it but I really don't think Priest has it anymore.

[ChiefsCountry]

Only down 17 and we have played like ass. Could be worse.

[siberian khatru]

Not to be a whiny bitch but ... this has been bugging me: Is it ABC's job to fire up the home crowd?

[milkman]

I believe the coaches will shove their foots up this teams ass at the half and they will come out and score 17 points on back to back to back drives.

The way this team has played it's a miracle we are only down 17. :shake:

It's more likely that Dick will just cry.

I've never seen a team crap itself as badly as Dick Vermeil's Chiefs in Denver.

[arrowheadrocks]

thats sad, kimmels got better hands than parker

[royr17]

We are playing completely like shit tonight, I sure hope we turn it around in the 2nd half.

And the linebackers arent doin shit either.

[chiefs4me]

Eric Hicks!!!!!!!!!!! Chiefs4me will be so proud.





PBJ

[milkman]

I hate to say it but I really don't think Priest has it anymore.

Priest doesn't have it anymore?

He has done a whole hell of a lot more with this crappy OL in front of him than LJ.

[tk13]

I hate to say it but I really don't think Priest has it anymore.
How is that? He had at least two separate plays where somebody squared him up near the line and he totally juked him out of their socks. He still looks fine to me, but he has all year to me and no one agrees.

[ChiefsCountry]

The whole team has sucked tonight, oh well its second half now. Lets do what the Redskins did last week.

[Frazod]

Not to be a whiny bitch but ... this has been bugging me: Is it ABC's job to fire up the home crowd?

That and pimp every shitty show on their network.

I hate it when we're on MNF. It's a freakish nonstop endorsment of generally shitty products and bad shows briefly interrupted by a few moments of football. It's nice when I don't have a reason to watch it, because I generally don't.

[mikey23545]

BTW, Denver gets possession first in the second half...

Can you say 27-3?...

This is one of those points where I am humiliated to be a Chief's fan....But not nearly as humiliated as I would be if I was a Chief....

[morphius]

Most pathetic first half I can remember in a few years.

That final series near the goaline, I don't understand how you don't have Priest Holmes, one of the best offensive weapons in that situation in the league in on all 3 plays.

Instead on one play they attempt a stretch run play with LJ (not his strong suit) and to the left side where Black is getting OWNED by Pryce on pratically every play.

Especially without Champ Bailey in there, why no play to Gonzo or Kennison??

On defense its been slightly (and that is relative) to what the offense has been. I don't get though why Gunther isn't blitzing more, rather than just sitting back and letting Plummer pick them apart.
With the way the block are going on the outside runs by those tackles you might as well toss me in the game as the RB.

[DaKCMan AP]

this is not the end of the world. tennessee was down 21-0 to LSU. GOing into the 4th down 24-7. Just made it 24-21 with 7mins left in the 4th.

this game is not out of reach for us.

[digi2fish]

that's the defense

[Skip Towne]

Gunther still wearing those goofy yellow glasses

[digi2fish]

dammit.

[DJay23]

Oh my God, that's the first intentionally funny thing I've ever heard Madden say.

[morphius]

Oh BS call, he slipped

[noa]

i was wondering why we hadn't fallend for the bootleg lately...

[Shag]

Hey, another personal foul...

[DaKCMan AP]

this officiating is such bullshit. how can they call that, but not the numerous shit they've done?

[arrowheadrocks]

5 freakin years. You think wed catch on to that bootleg by now.

[siberian khatru]

Bootleg completion to Rod Smith. Wow. I'm shocked.

[tk13]

Plummer could've driven a space shuttle down the left side of the field on that bootleg.

[Bob Dole]

Gee. We look just like 2004 without the offense

[David.]

oh man i ****ing called that rollout


smart play by knight too

[Delano]

Wow.. Bell are you a ****ing idiot?

[VonneMarie]

****

[Skip Towne]

I haven't heard Surtains name mentioned tonight

[tk13]

Scanlon in there on the actual defense...

[Shag]

The day we learn to stop a friggin' bootleg is the day our defense is legit. Until then, they suck...

[FloridaMan88]

great play Wesley

[tk13]

GREAT tackle by Wesley! Wow, that was awesome.

[digi2fish]

Wesley !!!