Things YOU can do to help win the game tonight.

[Rain Man]

Please post suggestions for things that we, the fans at home, can do to help our beloved Chiefs take a victory home tonight.


I'll start.

1. If in Denver, purchase all of the cans of vegetable spray that you can find.

2. Keep a three-day supply of food and water in your basement.

3. Whenever a Broncos' offensive play starts, start yelling "Illegal block! Illegal block!"

4. If you're eating a certain food when the Chiefs make a good play, keep eating that food through the beginning of the next play.

[Calcountry]

The Vulcan mind meld. All Chiefs fans focus on pain when Plummer is bootlegging.

[Rain Man]

Grow a Victory Garden.

[runnercyclist]

Make a voodoo doll of Jake Plummer and punch it in the stomache each time he starts to throw or roll out.

[Garcia Bronco]

Chant....Chiefs rock the mic like a vandel.

[CosmicPal]

I've got a voodoo doll that looks just like Jason Whitlock. He's sitting on today's copy of the Kansas City Star article with a side of Gates BBQ sauce.

Every time I hear the words, Jake Plummer, I'm going to stick a pin in the voodoo doll.

Every time I hear the words, Champ Bailey, I'm going to stick a pin in the voodoo doll.

Every time I hear the words, John Elway, I'm going to stick a pin in the voodoo doll.

Every time I hear the words, Mike Shanahan, I'm going to stick a pin in the voodoo doll.

By the end of the first quarter, Whitlock will be suffering some major convulsions and will be sent to St. Joseph's with a side of rib clutched in the firm grip of his hands.

While at the hospital, he'll be foaming in the mouth and his eyes bulging...

By the end of the game, Whitlock will be a residing in his new home- The All-Whitey Kansas Home for the Mentally Deranged.

[Bob Dole]

Wear your Delaney home jersey.

[cmh6476]

I bought natural light instead of Sunshine Wheat, or perchance Coors Light :shrug:

[Garcia Bronco]

I got another one...

DAMNIT CARL!!!!

[Calcountry]

In your best Hank Stram voice say to the TV, "Keep matriculating the ball boys."

[digi2fish]

...too late now.
you should find the phone number of Jake Plummber for me, I would call him continually in my working hours yesterday.

[Garcia Bronco]

How bout....

Damn...we suck again....you know...the Rob Snider one liner

[WolfDawg]

As a Browns fan I feel I've done my part by my team giving the donkeys Warren.

:hmmm:

[Old Dog]

I have a perfect 0-3 record on Monday night football games in the Planet Pick em league on Yahoo, so I did my part by picking Denver to win. In order to put it in the bag I also started Plummer as my fantasy QB.

[Warrior5]

We do NOT need to know what he's going to do to help the Chiefs win tonight...

[DJay23]

Anything in your house that has the word, "Broncos" or a Broncos logo, or even a picture or statue of a horse, take it outside and burn it in a ritualistic manor.