Singapore: Bull semen improved China ties

[ArrowheadHawk]

September 27, 2005
Singapore: Bull semen improved China ties

SINGAPORE (AP) - Singapore said Tuesday that relations with the Chinese province of Shandong grew after it presented officials there with a "unique" gift: quality bull semen.

"Bilateral ties between Singapore and Shandong received another boost Monday, this time with Singapore presenting a unique gift of 200 straws of bull semen," International Enterprise Singapore said in a statement.

The gift of semen was part of a pact to help the eastern Chinese province "improve the quality of cattle breeding and dairy products," said IE Singapore, the external economic wing of the government.

The semen was pooled from dairy bull from the United States and Canada, the statement said.

[chagrin]

Ahh, I call Bull S...wait, nevermind

[ArrowheadHawk]

Ahh, I call Bull S...wait, nevermind
:banghead:

[Tinlar]

People get happy about the strangest things.

[ArrowheadHawk]

People get happy about the strangest things.
tell me about i got happy last night when elam shanked the fg even though make it or not didn't matter

[Mr. Rat Fink]

The report conveniently omits what was done with the bull semen...

Government leaders each took a straw, opened it, toasted "to health!" and...

[Phobia]

Singapore also later added that the "gift" had boosted the little talked about beastiality industry. Harvesters were filmed as they enjoyed their work under the lights.

[chagrin]

Here's one for you:

My ex-wife was an auditor for quality control (ISO 9000, 12,000, 20,000), traveled all over the place and audited many big companies. Well she audited Tyson Chicken and she was telling me about the lab where they "fertilize" Hens with Rooster sperm and then they grow little chickens and well whatever they do with them for lab testing and genetic shit.

ANYWAY, there's this nice old lady who's job it is to "obtain" the Rooster sperm...how does she do it?

Glad you asked, she takes a long straw....and sucks the sperm out of it... :eek:

She does have "protection", a small piece of cotton stops it from entering her mouth. I LMAO when I heard that.

So they got a gal over there at Tyson that blows chickens!

[ArrowheadHawk]

Here's one for you:

My ex-wife was an auditor for quality control (ISO 9000, 12,000, 20,000), traveled all over the place and audited many big companies. Well she audited Tyson Chicken and she was telling me about the lab where they "fertilize" Hens with Rooster sperm and then they grow little chickens and well whatever they do with them for lab testing and genetic shit.

ANYWAY, there's this nice old lady who's job it is to "obtain" the Rooster sperm...how does she do it?

Glad you asked, she takes a long straw....and sucks the sperm out of it... :eek:

She does have "protection", a small piece of cotton stops it from entering her mouth. I LMAO when I heard that.

So they got a gal over there at Tyson that blows chickens!
ROFL

[Simplex3]

So they got a gal over there at Tyson that blows chickens!
I can't even imagine how much you'd have to pay me to do that job. :Lin:

[dtebbe]

Here's one for you:

My ex-wife was an auditor for quality control (ISO 9000, 12,000, 20,000), traveled all over the place and audited many big companies. Well she audited Tyson Chicken and she was telling me about the lab where they "fertilize" Hens with Rooster sperm and then they grow little chickens and well whatever they do with them for lab testing and genetic shit.

ANYWAY, there's this nice old lady who's job it is to "obtain" the Rooster sperm...how does she do it?

Glad you asked, she takes a long straw....and sucks the sperm out of it... :eek:

She does have "protection", a small piece of cotton stops it from entering her mouth. I LMAO when I heard that.

So they got a gal over there at Tyson that blows chickens!

This sounds like an episode of South Park just waiting to happen!

DT