Why is it...

[PastorMikH]

Watching an old Chuck Norris flick on TV. He's wearing all black and fighting in an arena with bare, loose ground.


Why is it that when I wear black, every little thing I brush against shows up on my clothes but Chuck can wear black, fight, roll, and flop around on the ground and never get dirty???


:shrug::shrug:

[el borracho]

Ancient Chinese secret.

[|Zach|]

Oh man, Chuck Norris is going to kick your ass for making this thread.

[PastorMikH]

Bring him on Zack. I'll break Chucky like a toothpick.



:)

[Mr. Rat Fink]

Watching an old Chuck Norris flick on TV. He's wearing all black and fighting in an arena with bare, loose ground.


Why is it that when I wear black, every little thing I brush against shows up on my clothes but Chuck can wear black, fight, roll, and flop around on the ground and never get dirty???


:shrug::shrug:

Ahh, "The Octagon." Picked that up in the Wal-Mart $5.50 bin a couple months ago.

[PastorMikH]

Ahh, "The Octagon." Picked that up in the Wal-Mart $5.50 bin a couple months ago.



Yep, that's the one.

[JimNasium]

What the Chuck is going on here?

[|Zach|]

What the Chuck is going on here?
We are drinking beer.

[JimNasium]

We are drinking beer.
If I run into Chuck Norris later tonight the first thing out of my mouth will be "What's up Chuck?"

[|Zach|]

If I run into Chuck Norris later tonight the first thing out of my mouth will be "What's up Chuck?"
I don't think Chuck Norris would be impressed by your magical blending of a pick up line and a pun.

You are not that punny.

[Mr. Rat Fink]

Walker, Texas Ranger clips from Conan O'Brien.

http://gorillamask.net/conanwalker.shtml

[Ultra Peanut]

Ancient Chinese secret.Ancient Chinese secret, huh?

[Bill Lundberg]

Everything you ever wanted to know about Chuck Norris can be found here.

http://www.sandstorming.com/index.php/2005/09/random-facts-about-chuck-norris/

[Bill Lundberg]

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

ROFL

[tk13]

Because he's CHUCK.... NORRIS!

[Bill Lundberg]

When Chuck Norris’s wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don’t worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

[Bill Lundberg]

http://www.4q.cc/chuck/

I give to you the random Chuck Norris facts generator.

[onescrewleftuntwisted]

If I run into Chuck Norris later tonight the first thing out of my mouth will be "What's up Chuck?"



he might let out a chuckle









the karate chop your head

[onescrewleftuntwisted]

this is my new t-shirt




Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris does.

[Jenny Gump]

I probably shouldn't say this, but I partied with Chuck Norris one night when I was a senior in HS. No joke.

[Donger]

I probably shouldn't say this, but I partied with Chuck Norris one night when I was a senior in HS. No joke.

How old are you?

My only celebrity story is somewhat disturbing: I got hit on by Andrew McCarthy from The Breakfast Club when I was in college.

[Bill Lundberg]

I probably shouldn't say this, but I partied with Chuck Norris one night when I was a senior in HS. No joke.


Chuck Norris can remotely impregnate women.

[Fishpicker]

Watching an old Chuck Norris flick on TV. He's wearing all black and fighting in an arena with bare, loose ground.


Why is it that when I wear black, every little thing I brush against shows up on my clothes but Chuck can wear black, fight, roll, and flop around on the ground and never get dirty???


:shrug::shrug:


the difference is in the fabric softener, most likely. try an industrial softener with a super potent static guard.

[Hammock Parties]

Sidekicks = best movie EVAR!

BARRY WARRY!

[Jenny Gump]

How old are you?

My only celebrity story is somewhat disturbing: I got hit on by Andrew McCarthy from The Breakfast Club when I was in college.

I'm 34. I was at a party at my girlfriend's house, and someone said "Can you believe Chuck Norris is here?" And I was like "Who is Chuck Norris?" And they were like "You know, the kung fu guy, look, he's sitting on the couch." So I plopped down and I was like "Hey Chuck." And then we shared a party favor.

[JimNasium]

I'm 34. I was at a party at my girlfriend's house, and someone said "Can you believe Chuck Norris is here?" And I was like "Who is Chuck Norris?" And they were like "You know, the kung fu guy, look, he's sitting on the couch." So I plopped down and I was like "Hey Chuck." And then we shared a party favor.
It was a fondue party?

[Donger]

I'm 34. I was at a party at my girlfriend's house, and someone said "Can you believe Chuck Norris is here?" And I was like "Who is Chuck Norris?" And they were like "You know, the kung fu guy, look, he's sitting on the couch." So I plopped down and I was like "Hey Chuck." And then we shared a party favor.

Heh. Me too. 34, I mean.

[Jenny Gump]

It was a fondue party?

Everybody was fondue fighting.

[JimNasium]

Everybody was fondue fighting.
You're lucky that Chuckie didn't kick yo' azz.

[Jenny Gump]

You're lucky that Chuckie didn't kick yo' azz.

When are you going to meet me for another beer?

[CosmicPal]

So I plopped down and I was like "Hey Chuck." And then we shared a party favor.

Damn, I miss all the good parties...

[JimNasium]

When are you going to meet me for another beer?
Can't this weekend. I leave for Arkansas next Wednesday. How about Monday or Tuesday?

[Jenny Gump]

Can't this weekend. I leave for Arkansas next Wednesday. How about Monday or Tuesday?

Sounds good. Have your people call my people. (smoke me)

[CoMoChief]

Chuck Norris smoked 7 packs of cigarettes a day for 5 years and developed 13 different forms of cancer. He then got rid of it by flexing his muscles for 30 minutes.

[|Zach|]

(smoke me)
Whoa

[CoMoChief]

Whoa


You gotta boner don't you

[Skip Towne]

I probably shouldn't say this, but I partied with Chuck Norris one night when I was a senior in HS. No joke.
Didja get any?

[WolfDawg]

If Chuck Norris had a dollar and you had a dollar, Chuck would kick your ass and take your dollar.

[Phobia]

If Chuck Norris and McGuiver procreated, we could build an elevator to the moon for Slayer.

[Skip Towne]

If Chuck Norris and McGuiver procreated, we could build an elevator to the moon for Slayer.
Probably not. You'd need Randy Moss helping you.

[Bowser]

****in' Chuck Norris.

[PastorMikH]

Skip's here, if Jamie shows up, maybe I can get another thread moved to the Romper Room.

[Bowser]

Skip's here, if Jamie shows up, maybe I can get another thread moved to the Romper Room.

Your street cred will be through the roof........

[go bo]

Skip's here, if Jamie shows up, maybe I can get another thread moved to the Romper Room.just so's it's over 100 posts, we don't care where it is... :harumph: :harumph: :harumph:

[Bill Lundberg]

Chuck Norris chews tobacco. In response to why he says, "This stuff'll make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus."

[Hammock Parties]

Chuck Norris chews tobacco. In response to why he says, "This stuff'll make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus."

http://www.canoe.ca/WrestlingImagesVentura/ventura_predator.jpg

[Deberg_1990]

hahah....Its too bad most of you only remember Chuck from the worst TV show ever: Walker Texas Ranger. I remember when Chuck was cool and a total badass! Such early 80's classics like "Silent Rage" "Lone Wolf McQuade" "Eye for and Eye" and "Code of Silence" Yes my friends....Norris was Da Man, back in the day.....

[Halfcan]

When Chuck jumped through the windshield of the car-that was classic.

[Deberg_1990]

You really think your age is that much greater than the mode of this board?


haha...sarcasm...

[Halfcan]

Bruce Lee VS. Chuck Norris-best fight ever in a Movie. Revenge of the Dragon Baby!!!!

Bruce Lee-Baddest of the bad.
Jet Li-New baddest of the bad.
Halfcan-could whip them both at the same time-lol

[Donger]

hahah....Its too bad most of you only remember Chuck from the worst TV show ever: Walker Texas Ranger. I remember when Chuck was cool and a total badass! Such early 80's classics like "Silent Rage" "Lone Wolf McQuade" "Eye for and Eye" and "Code of Silence" Yes my friends....Norris was Da Man, back in the day.....

Personally, my gaydar is admittedly not the strongest, but even mine went off when Chuck Norris was in the vicinity.

[Mr. Rat Fink]

http://www.4q.cc/chuck/

I give to you the random Chuck Norris facts generator.

I'm ashamed to admit that I've spent the better part of an hour refreshing the random Chuck Norris facts generator. Some of my personal favs:

"The character Quagmire from Family Guy is based on Chuck Norris, the only difference being that Chuck Norris slept with as many women as Quagmire as between 3:51 am and 11:49 am on April 26, 1992. The only reason he stopped was to go help Sublime write a new song."

"When the Incredible Hulk gets angry he transforms into Chuck Norris."

Chuck Norris was onced asked, "Who let the dogs out?" He paused for a moment and then calmly stated, "Go f*ck yourself."

[Valiant]

Sidekicks = best movie EVAR!

BARRY WARRY!


That kid killed himself a couple years ago...

[Valiant]

I'm ashamed to admit that I've spent the better part of an hour refreshing the random Chuck Norris facts generator. Some of my personal favs:

"The character Quagmire from Family Guy is based on Chuck Norris, the only difference being that Chuck Norris slept with as many women as Quagmire as between 3:51 am and 11:49 am on April 26, 1992. The only reason he stopped was to go help Sublime write a new song."

"When the Incredible Hulk gets angry he transforms into Chuck Norris."

Chuck Norris was onced asked, "Who let the dogs out?" He paused for a moment and then calmly stated, "Go f*ck yourself."


Yeah just spent about twenty reading it...

[Phobia]

I'm ashamed to admit that I've spent the better part of an hour refreshing the random Chuck Norris facts generator. Some of my personal favs:

I spent about 3 minutes reading it before I was moved to go submit a few of my own. The moron on that site has about 2 pages of grammar, spelling, and punctuation rules to which you must adhere or your submission will be denied... So I sent him a message about how ****ed up I thought his goofy rules were and how he just missed out on some quality comedy (so I stretched some) from me.

[Skip Towne]

You really think your age is that much greater than the mode of this board?
Yes, yes I do.

[PastorMikH]

Will this be on PPV?

"Walker, Texas Ranger vs. Mike, Oklahoma Pastor"



I'd like to request the theme to Rocky playing in the background please.

[go bo]

I'd like to request the theme to Rocky playing in the background please.ROFL ROFL ROFL

[go bo]

1O0 or bust!!!!!!!111!!

[luv]

Probably the same reason women in movies can get out of bed looking absolutely perfect.

[PastorMikH]

Probably the same reason women in movies can get out of bed looking absolutely perfect.



Yeah, why is it that women in real life don't look like the ladies in the movies and on TV???:):)

[Dartgod]

How old are you?

My only celebrity story is somewhat disturbing: I got hit on by Andrew McCarthy from The Breakfast Club when I was in college.
I'll probably get a roundhouse kick to the face from Chuck Norris, but Andrew McCarthy wasn't in The Breakfast Club.

[Mr. Rat Fink]

I'll probably get a roundhouse kick to the face from Chuck Norris, but Andrew McCarthy wasn't in The Breakfast Club.

Donger must've mixed up "Breakfast Club" with the other Molly Ringwald smasher "Pretty in Pink." How could anyone make such a grave mistake?

[Raiderhater]

Skip's here, if Jamie shows up, maybe I can get another thread moved to the Romper Room.


Well, if that is what you want, I suppose I can try and accomodate you....

[PastorMikH]

Well, if that is what you want, I suppose I can try and accomodate you....


Eh, its not a work day so I doubt Skip will be around as much today.

[Raiderhater]

Am I good or what? Chuck Norris ain't got squat on me.

[SPchief]

Rompa romp romp

[Jenny Gump]

If Chuck Norris and McGuiver procreated, we could build an elevator to the moon for Slayer.

What about a robotic girlfriend? Bet you could make that happen as well.

[go bo]

pastor, why is it that your threads end up in the romper room?

is there a conspiracy to protect skip's lead in the worthy thread department, or what?

i mean, it makes it harder to reach 100 posts after a thread has been moved to the romper room...

plus, i was also looking forward to this war...

it's a huge dissappointment... :( :( :(

[go bo]

What about a robotic girlfriend? Bet you could make that happen as well.hush...

phil's married now... :p :p :p

[go bo]

10o or bust!!!!!11!!!!1

[PastorMikH]

Am I good or what? Chuck Norris ain't got squat on me.



Say, I hope that you are a Jimmy Stewart fan 'cause if you're trying to horn in on the Duke I'll have to go Chuck Norris on you.


rochambeau

[PastorMikH]

I just noticed this thread did make it to the Romper Room. I knew as soon as Jamie showed up it'd go down.

[chiefs4me]

pastor, why is it that your threads end up in the romper room?

is there a conspiracy to protect skip's lead in the worthy thread department, or what?

i mean, it makes it harder to reach 100 posts after a thread has been moved to the romper room...

plus, i was also looking forward to this war...

it's a huge dissappointment... :( :( :(




well let's see if I can help.....:p

[Raiderhater]

Say, I hope that you are a Jimmy Stewart fan 'cause if you're trying to horn in on the Duke I'll have to go Chuck Norris on you.


rochambeau


I like Jimmy Stewart alright, but he is not the reason for the pic in my signature.

[Raiderhater]

I just noticed this thread did make it to the Romper Room. I knew as soon as Jamie showed up it'd go down.


What can I say? I'm just a trouble maker.

[Red Dawg]

I don't think Chuck Norris would be impressed by your magical blending of a pick up line and a pun.

You are not that punny.

And you're not cool enough to drink beer.

[|Zach|]

And you're not cool enough to drink beer.
It would be better off for you to find someone else to write your posts when you are trying to be funny...

It just isn't your style.

Stick to threads filled with over reactions and over simplisitic ideas being talked about in other threads. That is your style.

[PastorMikH]

It would be better off for you to find someone else to write your posts when you are trying to be funny...




Zing! That left a bit of a red mark on the cheek.

[go bo]

It would be better off for you to find someone else to write your posts when you are trying to be funny...

It just isn't your style.

Stick to threads filled with over reactions and over simplisitic ideas being talked about in other threads. That is your style.style?

and just what would you know about style?

you can't even get good tips when you work in a freaking country club, for cripe's sake... :p :p :p

[go bo]

100 or bust... :D :D :D

[Raiderhater]

87

[Raiderhater]

88

[Raiderhater]

89

[Raiderhater]

90

[chiefs4me]

91

[go bo]

92

[go bo]

c'mon people now

smile on your brother

everybody get together

try to love one another, right now...

[go bo]

can anyone name the group that first made this a hit?

[Raiderhater]

can anyone name the group that first made this a hit?


The Birds? No, wait... Hell, I don't remember. I've never been good with putting bands and songs together.

[chiefs4me]

now whats the matter saul........:rolleyes:

[PastorMikH]

Man, this thread is still getting posts?



There's one to Skippy - can his threads continue to grow after getting moved to the Romper Room???

[PastorMikH]

can anyone name the group that first made this a hit?



Carpenters

[Raiderhater]

Wait a minute, Go Bo asked a tricky question. The correct answer is Solomon and the Jews.

[go bo]

tadaaa!

it was the "we five" in the sixties...

get together was the name of it...

it's been covered a time or two, but it was the we five that first made it a hit...

oh, btw, happy 100 pastor mike... :toast: :toast: :toast:

[PastorMikH]

tadaaa!

it was the "we five" in the sixties...

get together was the name of it...

it's been covered a time or two, but it was the we five that first made it a hit...

oh, btw, happy 100 pastor mike... :toast: :toast: :toast:



Hank You! Hank You Very Much

[|Zach|]

Weirdos.

[Raiderhater]

Weirdos.


Takes one to know one.

[|Zach|]

Takes one to know one.
Oh ya?

[Bill Lundberg]

Chuck Norris once drank a half gallon of rot-gut tequila, and made love to a beautiful woman. The next morning, he woke up with Mindy Cohn, the fat chick from "The Facts of Life", snorting like a wild boar in the bed next to him.

[Raiderhater]

Oh ya?


Yep.

[go bo]

Chuck Norris once drank a half gallon of rot-gut tequila, and made love to a beautiful woman. The next morning, he woke up with Mindy Cohn, the fat chick from "The Facts of Life", snorting like a wild boar in the bed next to him.poor chuck... :huh: :huh: :huh:

[PastorMikH]

TEST

South 32 16 8 4

Herzig _____
Bwana_______
Bwana _____
Bwana_____
Laz_________
Red_________
Red_________
Brad______
Morph_______
Morph_______
Skip_________
Brad_______
DC__________
Brad_________
Brad_________


Midwest

ENDelt______
ENDelt______
Titus________
ENDelt_____
Iowania______
Iowanian_____
Adam_______
ENDelt____
MarkM______
Frazod________
Fraz_________
Htismaq_____
Gaz_________
Htismaq______
Htismaq_____









East

Phobia______
Phobia_______
Stevie_______
Phobia______
Clint________
Big Daddy____
Big Daddy___
Phobia___
Dartgod_____
Dart God_____
Warrior 5____
Logical______
Bowser______
Logical______
Logical______


West

Wolfman____
Wolfman____
Roy_________
Wolfman_____
Talisman_____
Talisman____
TK13_______
Rainman___
Cody________
Keg________
Keg_________
Rainman_____
Bob Dole____
Rainman____
Rainman_____









Final 4

Phobia______
Rainman_____
Rainman_____
Rainman__
Brad________
ENDelt______
ENDelt______

[PastorMikH]

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