Why are guys so against...

[luv]

....getting their own beer? They have two feet. Next thing you know, they'll want us cooking and cleaning for them too.

(Yes, I'm changing the subject. I wonder if anyone will even notice. If you didn't read this thread before I changed this, you're in for quite a read. ROFL )

[Hammock Parties]

Sounds like you ran into a spineless guy.

Does he play for the Chiefs?

[tk13]

She says as I watch an episode of "Cheaters" where a wife of 14 years is cheating on her husband.

The world is full of idiots. Male and female.

[luv]

She says as I watch an episode of "Cheaters" where a wife of 14 years is cheating on her husband.

The world is full of idiots. Male and female.
I hate games. I don't have the gutlessness to be a player.

[luv]

Sounds like you ran into a spineless guy.

Does he play for the Chiefs?
Oh he plays alright, but not for any team. Well, maybe with the exception of "me, myself and I".

[tk13]

I hate games. I don't have the gutlessness to be a player.
Eh, I don't consider that a game, just an act of being a coward to face the truth.

[luv]

Well, tears have been shed, I've been pissed and vented a little, and now I'm to the point of indifference. Have I covered the whole realm of emotion? I hope so, because I'm ready for bed.

[Braincase]

He's leaving the door open for the "make-up" sex or the "we never did properly say goodbye" sex.

But be assured, somehow, somewhere, it's about sex.

[Skip Towne]

He's leaving the door open for the "make-up" sex or the "we never did properly say goodbye" sex.

But be assured, somehow, somewhere, it's about sex.
Sex is overrated.

[Braincase]

Sex with me is overrated.

Fixed your post.

[cookster50]

Well, tears have been shed, I've been pissed and vented a little, and now I'm to the point of indifference. Have I covered the whole realm of emotion? I hope so, because I'm ready for bed.


Yeah, you gotta get over your hopes for the Chiefs winning the Superbowl, ever.

[Skip Towne]

Fixed your post.
Leave my posts alone, sonny. And GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!!!!

[Inspector]

I feel like I'm watching a chick flick.





Where's the remote?

[Phobia]

Dudes pretty much suck. When you find one who doesn't, make sure you do as much as possible.

[cookster50]

Dudes pretty much suck.
I don't want to know how you know that.........

[Skip Towne]

I don't want to know how you know that.........
You looking to hook up?

[greg63]

...closure? You would rather leave a girl to wonder then to tell her you don't want to see her anymore. Whatever makes it easier on you, huh? :rolleyes:

...Sorry to it. Hang in there kiddo, not all guys are cowards. It is sad though that many have either forgotten or have never been taught how to treat a lady.

[Phobia]

I don't want to know how you know that.........

Off your knees boy. I'm not interested.

[greg63]

Off your knees boy. I'm not interested.

..."Things that make ya go Brrraaaawww"

[greg63]

You looking to hook up?

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

[chagrin]

...closure? You would rather leave a girl to wonder then to tell her you don't want to see her anymore.


Cuz I'm finished!

:p

[Dartgod]

...closure? You would rather leave a girl to wonder then to tell her you don't want to see her anymore. Whatever makes it easier on you, huh? :rolleyes:
Bastards! It's a good thing women never have issues...

[Saulbadguy]

Guys aren't the only ones who do this.

"It's not you..it's me"

[Fire Me Boy!]

Guys aren't the only ones who do this.

"It's not you..it's me"
I'd toss in "We should just be friends," and "I love you, but I'm not in love with you."

[Saulbadguy]

I'd toss in "We should just be friends," and "I love you, but I'm not in love with you."
And the coup de grace..."I don't like the taste of it.." :shake:

[Fire Me Boy!]

Although, all three of those statements ARE forms of closure, as opposed to just not calling anymore (which, coincidentally, how my dad broke up with my mom when they were in high school -- obviously, they got back together [now been married for 30+ years]).

[jspchief]

...closure? You would rather leave a girl to wonder then to tell her you don't want to see her anymore. Whatever makes it easier on you, huh? :rolleyes:Why are women incapable of recognizing and accepting the obvious?

If he's leaving you wondering, then it is over. What's the point spending 2 hours arguing with some blubbering bitch about it? The end result is the same.

[greg63]

Why are women incapable of recognizing and accepting the obvious?

If he's leaving you wondering, then it is over. What's the point spending 2 hours arguing with some blubbering bitch about it? The end result is the same.
...Grant it, and guys are not the only ones guilty of this sort of thing. However, people who go through the trouble of having a relationship with someone should at least have the guts to tell them when it's over.

[ChiTown]

Why are women incapable of recognizing and accepting the obvious?

If he's leaving you wondering, then it is over. What's the point spending 2 hours arguing with some blubbering bitch about it? The end result is the same.

ROFL

:clap:

Fantastic!

[Otter]

And the coup de grace..."I don't like the taste of it.." :shake:

Or the oh so predictable "I don't care what they do in the porno films, that's not what that's for, plus it will hurt".

[Mr. Kotter]

Oh he plays alright, but not for any team. Well, maybe with the exception of "me, myself and I".

He dates Duhnise? :spock:

[chagrin]

Or the oh so predictable "I don't care what they do in the porno films, that's not what that's for, plus it will hurt".

Sometimes I like to say something like, "you know what I don't like? And ass eating scene that's not well lit"

:Lin:

[ChiTown]

A little hint to the scorned women out there.............

When he stops handing you a terrible towel after he dumps his load on your stomache, the love affair is over.

You're welcome :)

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I love closure. You can break up with me anytime you want.

[Otter]

A little hint to the scorned women out there.............

When he stops handing you a terrible towel after he dumps his load on your stomache, the love affair is over.

You're welcome :)

I had a terrible sock in college, clean towels were too precious of a commodity.

By the end of the first semester I swear if I threw it at the wall it would have stuck like a throwing star.

[Bowser]

This must be the same guy luv was talking about a while back about him being her casual hook up.

Guys rarely have much respect for casual hook ups. Move along, luv.

[chagrin]

I had a terrible sock in college, clean towels were too precious of a commodity.

By the end of the first semester I swear if I threw it at the wall it would have stuck like a throwing star.

ROFL

[ArrowheadHawk]

I had a terrible sock in college, clean towels were too precious of a commodity.

By the end of the first semester I swear if I threw it at the wall it would have stuck like a throwing star.
something about this post is not right

[Fire Me Boy!]

something about this post is not right
There are several things about that post that aren't right.

[siberian khatru]

If masturbation is wrong, I don't want to be right.

[ArrowheadHawk]

If masturbation is wrong, I don't want to be right.
masterbation is alright but it nice when you don't have to...thank god i married a nympho...ill take her snatch over my hand any day

[Katipan]

cuz girls want to yammer things to death

[Predarat]

I think leaving the closure thing up in the air makes the woman more hopeful and desperate. This makes her an easier booty call.

[ArrowheadHawk]

I think leaving the closure thing up in the air makes the woman more hopeful and desperate. This makes her an easier booty call.
name added to little black book

[Rain Man]

This reminds me. I really should look up my high school girlfriend and let her know that it's over, and that I've been married for 15 years. It's time that she moved on with her life.

[MOhillbilly]

pffft. i always find closure.

[Iowanian]

I'm not there, so I don't know that the dude isn't just a dick.....that said....

There is always another side of the coin. Some chics, just can't take the hints.

Things get a little bleh and the guy/gal isn't interested....so they start being a little distant....then he tries to pick a fight....but she likes the pickle too much and won't leave....

He ponders coming out and saying "look this isn't working and we need to go our own way"...but knows she'll turn into a blubbering mess, make him feel like an asshole and he won't leave.

He's probably just trying to spare your feelings or something. More than likely, you haven't been seeing the dude very long, and he doesn't feel like you're holding the title to his meatcicle and moved on to the broad he saw at Sonic. Maybe he just didn't feel obligated.

[Mr. Kotter]

This reminds me. I really should look up my high school girlfriend and let her know that it's over, and that I've been married for 15 years. It's time that she moved on with her life.

Yeah, I'm feelin' guilty myself....you know what's weird, all three of my "long-term" ex-girlfriends are STILL unmarried....15-20 years or so AFTER the break-ups.

Guess I ruined 'em for anyone else. Heh. :p

[Katipan]

....then he tries to pick a fight....but she likes the pickle too much and won't leave....

jfc


ROFL ROFL

[Rain Man]

Yeah, I'm feelin' guilty myself....you know what's weird, all three of my "long-term" ex-girlfriends are STILL unmarried....15-20 years or so AFTER the break-ups.

Guess I ruined 'em for anyone else. Heh. :p


My guess is that you drove them to the other team.

[Mr. Kotter]

My guess is that you drove them to the other team.

ROFL




:spock:

HEY! :cuss:






:p

[ck_IN]

And exactly how is that different from a woman leaving a note to break it off. Or since we're in the modern age, breaking up via email or voice mail.

Spinelessness is not gender specific.

[Iowanian]

Tell me Its not true Mer.....

You pick up a broad and whiskeyd!ck her the first time....and she's like a stray dog/cat that you feed at the back door. You can kick them 20 yards off the porch, and the next time you open the door, they're trying to rub your leg.

I'll tell a story.
I once had a girl I'd dated a few times....whose last boyfriend had been killed(to give her the benefit of the doubt).....She was away on business and her first day back, I...Iowanian...sent her a flower at work.....and got the "you're too nice" phone call that evening.

I go to a bar and was not exactly in the mood to treat women with......class.

I see a new gal, with a mutual girl-friend...she's pretty hot. Within 10 words of her saying "Hi"...I tell her that "tonight, I think women are liars, biatches, psychos or hoooors, or some combination of the 4".....truthfully...I was being kind of a dick....drunk, loud, rowdy and not anything remotely kissing her ass(which others were, because she was pretty damn hot).....A few minutes later...I get asked to go to another town/bar with the two and I of coarse agree.

In the car, in casual conversation...which was going well, since she was laughing.....I told her point blank "if you go home with me tonight...I'll never be your boyfriend".

2am, we're back and she says "I know what you said, but I'd like you to come over"....and I again, clarified.

...and Boy did I put one on her that night.....and left.(and I became more popular at her place of employment..thanks for sharing)

She called a couple of days later...and I tell her "If you drive the hr to here, bake a lasagna and feed my roomates and I....I'll F ya"....She showed up the next day.....and the food was good.

I see her a couple of times over the next month..casually and she pulls the "we can't again until you take me on a date"....I sigh.........hearts are broken.

Turns out, some other cat, had been sending her dozens of roses over the same timeframe.....and he was getting the cold shoulder/dragged along.

She was nice...she was attractive....she was a spinner...........but she didn't listen very well.

Guys have trouble going from "in F to in love" and gals usually DO...and somehow, even when a guy is VERY strait forward and honest....we can still turn out to be the asshole.

i'm ok with that.

[Iowanian]

Another story..."the Rutt" as she's known.

I dated a broad for 3 years....treated her very well...never had a fight.

I came home to a note..........but at least a guilt-cleaned house.

3 months later, she was pregnant and married to some stuttering jackhole who beat her. Divorced a year or so later.


Now...tell us all again how its always the guys who do this crap....

If you don't lay down at the front door, guys won't use you like a door mat.

[ROYC75]

I like the postage stamp motto best while I was single............

[Katipan]

well nothing drives a girl more nuts than a guy she can't have. it's like if we keep humping you we hope some epiphany will happen and you'll fall in love.

takes some awfully good nani.

give me the asshole any day of the week. at least we'll each know where we stand.

[Rain Man]

I like the postage stamp motto best while I was single............


They'll let you lick them for 37 cents? :shrug:

[Iowanian]

I prefer "the Tile" adage.

women are like Tile...lay them right the first time, and walk all over them as long as you want.*

*not that I support mistreatment in any way of women...thats someone's daughter you a-holes.

[Iowanian]

well nothing drives a girl more nuts than a guy she can't have. it's like if we keep humping you we hope some epiphany will happen and you'll fall in love.

takes some awfully good nani.

give me the asshole any day of the week. at least we'll each know where we stand.

If I weren't happily married.....You'd probably be catching a line about being too stupid to figure out how to buy an airline ticket to Iowa to burn my dinner.

[Katipan]

If I weren't happily married.....You'd probably be catching a line about being too stupid to figure out how to buy an airline ticket to Iowa to burn my dinner.

it only took me 1 week of training to make sure endelt threw out a honey or sweetheart when he was ordering me around.

[chagrin]

They'll let you lick them for 37 cents? :shrug:

Giggitty! Giggitty!

[ROYC75]

They'll let you lick them for 37 cents? :shrug:


But back in my days it was only 17 cents............ :shake:

[Otter]

it only took me 1 week of training to make sure endelt threw out a honey or sweetheart when he was ordering me around.

Whoa, who's the new chick? And why u like to burn Iowania's dinner?

[Iowanian]

"honey"...Endelt always uses that line, because he is trying to trick broads shaped like Winnie the pooh into his love lair.

[Katipan]

"honey"...Endelt always uses that line, because he is trying to trick broads shaped like Winnie the pooh into his love lair.

"babe, they make fun of brian for humping fat nasty girls. but c'mon he can't be that bad"

"no it's true. i've ****ed some big bitches in my life"

[Donger]

"babe, they make fun of brian for humping fat nasty girls. but c'mon he can't be that bad"

"no it's true. i've ****ed some big bitches in my life"

Are you having a relationship with Endelt?

[ChiTown]

"babe, they make fun of brian for humping fat nasty girls. but c'mon he can't be that bad"

"no it's true. i've ****ed some big bitches in my life"

more cushion for the pushin'................

[Katipan]

Are you having a relationship with Endelt?

I'm not big enough :(

[Iowanian]

Something tells me, I accidently just turned this thread in a new direction, that will change the tone.

[Bowser]

Something tells me, I accidently just turned this thread in a new direction, that will change the tone.

*Start here - luv2write getting her heart broke by Mr. Quickie......




*End here - mer not having enough junk in the trunk for ENDelt to have any interest.


Sounds par for the course to me.

[luv]

ROFL

I never thought this thread would last longer than an hour. This is pretty entertaining stuff.

And yes, I know spinelessness is not gender specific. Just let me vent, act like you care for two minutes, and all is well. :)

[luv]

I think leaving the closure thing up in the air makes the woman more hopeful and desperate. This makes her an easier booty call.
I think this one is a genious! :clap:

[Donger]

I'm not big enough :(

Huh? What's not big enough?

[ChiTown]

Just let me vent, act like you care for two minutes, and all is well. :)

We only care if there is something in it for us........

[Bowser]

Huh? What's not big enough?

Her ass.

[Donger]

Her ass.

Oh.

[Bowser]

ROFL

I never thought this thread would last longer than an hour. This is pretty entertaining stuff.

And yes, I know spinelessness is not gender specific. Just let me vent, act like you care for two minutes, and all is well. :)

Yeah, yeah. Make up some sammiches and pie.....

[Bowser]

Oh.

mer does not have a penile instrument.

Repeat this statement as often as necessary......

[luv]

Yeah, yeah. Make up some sammiches and pie.....
A sammich sounds good, but no pie for me. I have had surprisingly outstanding willpower. :D

[Donger]

mer does not have a penile instrument.

Repeat this statement as often as necessary......

I actually thought she was referring to her coochie.

[gblowfish]

More than likely, you haven't been seeing the dude very long, and he doesn't feel like you're holding the title to his meatcicle and moved on to the broad he saw at Sonic. Sonic, the bowling alley...whatever. Obviously guys on the CP cruise for chicks at the high quality meat market venues...

[luv]

This must be the same guy luv was talking about a while back about him being her casual hook up.

Guys rarely have much respect for casual hook ups. Move along, luv.
But, but.....now I'm cranky. :cuss:

You try not having sex for a month and see just how chipper you are.


ROFL

[Katipan]

I actually thought she was referring to her coochie.

i can't believe you just said the word coochie

[greg63]

But, but.....now I'm cranky. :cuss:

You try not having sex for a month and see just how chipper you are.


ROFL

Hell hath no fury like a women’s.... Oh, that’s so cliché, never mind.

[Donger]

i can't believe you just said the word coochie

Why's that? Just my pet name for vagina.

[Katipan]

Why's that? Just my pet name for vagina.

i think thats sweet.

what do you call your weed whacker?

[Bowser]

i can't believe you just said the word coochie

Does that make you a "hoochie"?

I'm not hip to how kids talk these days.......

[Mr. Kotter]

But, but.....now I'm cranky. :cuss:

You try not having sex for a month and see just how chipper you are.


ROFL

Does masturbation count?

[Predarat]

You seem like a nice person. Thats about 99% of your problem right there.

[luv]

Does masturbation count?
Sex usually involves at least one other person. Masturbation is not the same. Although sometimes better, not the same.

[Donger]

i think thats sweet.

what do you call your weed whacker?

Toro the Red Bull.

[Katipan]

Does that make you a "hoochie"?

I'm not hip to how kids talk these days.......

you're safer calling me an asshole than a slut.

[luv]

You seem like a nice person. Thats about 99% of your problem right there.
Yep, always been a downfall. I always thought bitches must've just been better in bed. :shrug:

[Bowser]

you're safer calling me an asshole than a slut.

Noted.

:)

[Katipan]

Toro the Red Bull.

So you're going for the fruity latin rhinestone wearing segment of the population? ROFL

pigskin is more manly
or torque.

[Katipan]

Yep, always been a downfall. I always thought bitches must've just been better in bed. :shrug:

yes honey because instead of laying there and just letting him jizz in your hair, you punch him in the nuts, and while he's trying to catch his breath, you shower, shit and skeedaddle.

and by you and i don't mean you thats just a general nice girl you

[Clint in Wichita]

well nothing drives a girl more nuts than a guy she can't have. it's like if we keep humping you we hope some epiphany will happen and you'll fall in love.


How many times do you have to hump a guy before you figure out that your equipment isn't going to spontaneously create love? There isn't a piece of ass on Earth that can make someone actually fall in love.

Women are unbelievable. They want total equality one minute, and the next they are dishing out the clam to some dumb fuggin dunce in an attempt to force him to fall in love.

[Predarat]

Yep, always been a downfall. I always thought bitches must've just been better in bed. :shrug:
It just always seems, and this applys to both genders, the good folks keep hooking up with the bad ones. Its kind of fukt up.

[Donger]

So you're going for the fruity latin rhinestone wearing segment of the population? ROFL

pigskin is more manly
or torque.

Oh. You were asking what I call my penis?

[Katipan]

How many times do you have to hump a guy before you figure out that your equipment isn't going to spontaneously create love? There isn't a piece of ass on Earth that can make someone actually fall in love.

Women are unbelievable. They want total equality one minute, and the next they are dishing out the clam to some dumb fuggin dunce in an attempt to force him to fall in love.

I dunno. women are nuts.

if you have the pussy you have the power
if you give up the pussy you give up your power.

i should write fortune cookies.

[Mr. Kotter]

Yep, always been a downfall. I always thought bitches must've just been better in bed. :shrug:

Eh....bitches are actually terrible in bed, in my experience...anyway. Unless they are intoxicated enough to stop being a bitch.

Why would they be different inside bed, than they are outside of bed? :shrug:

[Katipan]

Oh. You were asking what I call my penis?

ROFL ROFL

[Iowanian]

Sonic, the bowling alley...whatever. Obviously guys on the CP cruise for chicks at the high quality meat market venues...

Its not like we're going to be competing with you....you know, for the high class guys who work at the icecapades.

[Mr. Kotter]

I dunno. women are nuts.

if you have the pussy you have the power
if you give up the pussy you give up your power.

i should write fortune cookies.

Sure seems that way for many....hell, my seven year old told me the other day: "I don't have to be nice to the boys; they are still nice to me for some reason."

I just shook my head, and started lookin' for a place to buy a chastity belt and a good boarding school. :shake:

[luv]

How many times do you have to hump a guy before you figure out that your equipment isn't going to spontaneously create love? There isn't a piece of ass on Earth that can make someone actually fall in love.

Women are unbelievable. They want total equality one minute, and the next they are dishing out the clam to some dumb fuggin dunce in an attempt to force him to fall in love.
Not looking for love with this one. But even a "I've decided, after nearly two years, that you're never going to get better in bed, so I'm moving on to someone who sucks dick better than you" would at least tell me what I need to improve on.

[MOhillbilly]

yes honey because instead of laying there and just letting him jizz in your hair, you punch him in the nuts, and while he's trying to catch his breath, you shower, shit and skeedaddle.

and by you and i don't mean you thats just a general nice girl you


oh lord, if they were all like that the world would be a wonderful place.

[Mr. Kotter]

Not looking for love with this one. But even a "I've decided, after nearly two years, that you're never going to get better in bed, so I'm moving on to someone who sucks dick better than you" would at least tell me what I need to improve on.

If you need practice....

[Clint in Wichita]

Not looking for love with this one. But even a "I've decided, after nearly two years, that you're never going to get better in bed, so I'm moving on to someone who sucks dick better than you" would at least tell me what I need to improve on.


Apparently what you need to improve on most is your taste in partners.

[chagrin]

ROFL

I never thought this would last longer than an hour. This is pretty entertaining stuff.


Heh, Heh - yeah that's what she sa...nevermind

[Iowanian]

Sounds like you should have given up the key to browntown.

Maybe its just your "approach" he tired of.

"oh don't I look bad in this nighty? I'm terrible at hummer and you
won't like it but mmfm mmmfff mfmfmffffmmmmfff"

Maybe you just need to try more confidence.

[MOhillbilly]

Eh....bitches are actually terrible in bed, in my experience...anyway. Unless they are intoxicated enough to stop being a bitch.

Why would they be different inside bed, than they are outside of bed? :shrug:


pffft... get off those HS girls and find a woman.

[Wilson]

yes honey because instead of laying there and just letting him jizz in your hair, you punch him in the nuts, and while he's trying to catch his breath, you shower, shit and skeedaddle.

So, miss congeniality, what do you do if their at your place?

[Donger]

Not looking for love with this one. But even a "I've decided, after nearly two years, that you're never going to get better in bed, so I'm moving on to someone who sucks dick better than you" would at least tell me what I need to improve on.

I suppose that depends on the female. I dated a gal in college for a few months that was just awful in bed, blowjobs specifically. I tried to talk to her about it and give subtle hints, but she wouldn't 'learn.'

When I finally gave up and just plain told her, she freaked out and started taking swings at me.

[luv]

If you need practice....
Head to the produce department of my local grocery store? :shrug:


:p

[Katipan]

So, miss congeniality, what do you do if their at your place?

fart?

[Braincase]

I once confused sex for love. Man that was a great weekend.

[Iowanian]

donger....she was just mad because you'd been mistakingly corn farming her and missed her hints of "bachelor #1...move up a door".

[Mr. Kotter]

pffft... get off those HS girls and find a woman.

You LIKE bitchy women in bed? :spock:


Well, I guess I can see that with you.....but duct tape, hand cuffs, and spiked boards are not among the devices I keep in my car. :p

[Katipan]

When I finally gave up and just plain told her, she freaked out and started taking swings at me.

aahhhhhhhhhhh ROFL can i get her phone number?

[MOhillbilly]

I suppose that depends on the female. I dated a gal in college for a few months that was just awful in bed, blowjobs specifically. I tried to talk to her about it and give subtle hints, but she wouldn't 'learn.'

When I finally gave up and just plain told her, she freaked out and started taking swings at me.

In my experince all girls are lazy dicksuckers.
Oh theyll tell you theyre the best cause 1400 otherdudes blew it in there eyes.
but that shit aint true.

[Mr. Kotter]

Head to the produce department of my local grocery store? :shrug:


:p

Actually, I was volunteering......












the single men of the Planet, that is.

Like ENDelt. You might be able to convert him....heh. :)

[Rausch]

So, miss congeniality, what do you do if their at your place?

"For some reason, I thought about my first fight with Tyler..."

[luv]

I suppose that depends on the female. I dated a gal in college for a few months that was just awful in bed, blowjobs specifically. I tried to talk to her about it and give subtle hints, but she wouldn't 'learn.'

When I finally gave up and just plain told her, she freaked out and started taking swings at me.
Well, this is really the only guy I've slept with. I guess I should just take it as he has taught me everything he can, so now I need to move on to an advanced course. We were great at asking each other what the other wanted and listening when the other one answered.

[Iowanian]

In my experince all girls are lazy dicksuckers.
.

...lazy as compared toooooo????? dudes? your bottle calf?


I've never met a woman that didn't think her cervix was made of Kryptonite.

[MOhillbilly]

You LIKE bitchy women in bed? :spock:


Well, I guess I can see that with you.....but duct tape, hand cuffs, and spiked boards are not among the devices I keep in my car. :p

Dont lie nigga.
you cant ****.
------------------------------------------------------------------
I dont care if they bitch,its to be expected.
As long as they are trainable in bed there mouth in the real world is of no matter.

[Donger]

aahhhhhhhhhhh ROFL can i get her phone number?

Sorry, no. I don't have it.

It really was a shame. She was a really sweet girl; smart, beautiful, fantastic body, etc. But there were only so many tooth-jobs that I could stand.

[Katipan]

In my experince all girls are lazy dicksuckers.

every soldier gets a little tired when they're trekking through a jungle

[Ebolapox]

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=lyingbitch

I was looking for another, but that one popped up :D

-EB-

[MOhillbilly]

...lazy as compared toooooo????? dudes? your bottle calf?


I've never met a woman that didn't think her cervix was made of Kryptonite.

HAha dickhead.


lazy as in they get all into it for about 2 min and when you dont blow it they(women) get lazy and go to lickin-that aint suckin.

[Iowanian]

It was a nice zinger.....

2 minutes of trying is alot better than a very high percentage of gals are willing to do.

[Donger]

Well, this is really the only guy I've slept with. I guess I should just take it as he has taught me everything he can, so now I need to move on to an advanced course. We were great at asking each other what the other wanted and listening when the other one answered.

So, did he actually tell you that he was leaving because you weren't talented enough in bed?

[Brock]

In my experince all girls are lazy dicksuckers..

As compared to....

[Iowanian]

Uncle larry?

wooo

I keeed I keeeed

[Rausch]

As compared to....
ROFL

[MOhillbilly]

As compared to....

porn

[Brock]

porn

yeah - but with those women, you get a special added bonus that comes back to visit you every few years.

[MOhillbilly]

yeah - but with those women, you get a special added bonus that comes back to visit you every few years.

if you aint careful,you can get that/them/those regardless.

[Sure-Oz]

...closure? You would rather leave a girl to wonder then to tell her you don't want to see her anymore. Whatever makes it easier on you, huh? :rolleyes:
this stupid biaatch did the same thing to me, shes too much of a pussy to let me know wtf is up, ive chalked it up as an L, oh well i just wanted some ass anyway!

[luv]

So, did he actually tell you that he was leaving because you weren't talented enough in bed?
Nope, with the exception of two emails saying he's been busy with family issues, I haven't heard from him or seen him for about 4 weeks now.

[MOhillbilly]

Nope, with the exception of two emails saying he's been busy with family issues, I haven't heard from him or seen him for about 4 weeks now.

then go out and get some,then in your mind youll have moved on and its over.

or at the least you can throw it in his face and hurt his feelings.


if thats your thing.......

[Donger]

Nope, with the exception of two emails saying he's been busy with family issues, I haven't heard from him or seen him for about 4 weeks now.

Have you considered the possibility that he may be telling the truth? Granted, that's quite some time, but it's still possible.

Regardless, if I were you, I'd drop an ultimatum. Most men will respond to those. If the answer is wishy-washy in any way, drop him like a rock.

[luv]

then go out and get some,then in your mind youll have moved on and its over.

or at the least you can throw it in his face and hurt his feelings.


if thats your thing.......
1. Going out and getting some is not as easy as you make it sound.
2. That's not my thing.

[Donger]

1. Going out and getting some is not as easy as you make it sound.

Are you even moderately attractive?

[luv]

Have you considered the possibility that he may be telling the truth? Granted, that's quite some time, but it's still possible.

Regardless, if I were you, I'd drop an ultimatum. Most men will respond to those. If the answer is wishy-washy in any way, drop him like a rock.
Or I could just not try to get ahold of him and save myself some dignity. That's pretty much what I'm doing now. I figure if he wants it, he'll come around.

[Rain Man]

It's amazing that we have 100+ posts when the answer is in the original post.


...closure? You would rather leave a girl to wonder then to tell her you don't want to see her anymore. Whatever makes it easier on you, huh? :rolleyes:

[luv]

Are you even moderately attractive?
Ugh! Here ya go.

[Donger]

Or I could just not try to get ahold of him and save myself some dignity. That's pretty much what I'm doing now. I figure if he wants it, he'll come around.

And, if he wants it, you'll give it to him? After all of this?

Sorry, but if you're looking to save dignity, get some answers before you let him back in.

[luv]

It's amazing that we have 100+ posts when the answer is in the original post.
Hey, like I said, I never thought this thread would last long. I was just venting. I like the entertainment though.

[ChiTown]

Or I could just not try to get ahold of him and save myself some dignity. That's pretty much what I'm doing now. I figure if he wants it, he'll come around.

That's your problem right there. It's not even remotely close to a challenge. Every guy wants a bit of a challenge. If you're just lying around, keeping it moist until he shows up, what's the point.............although that works for me, but then again, I'm married :)

[Donger]

Ugh! Here ya go.

You shouldn't have any problem.

[luv]

And, if he wants it, you'll give it to him? After all of this?

Sorry, but if you're looking to save dignity, get some answers before you let him back in.
Beggers can't be choosers? :shrug:

Nah, I know what you're saying. It may have been a few years, but it was never anything serious anyway. It just irritates me not knowing why for sure. Oh well.

[Rain Man]

Ugh! Here ya go.


All this time you've been making me think you were hideous, and you've been lying. As a guy, I would say that you can get out there and do just fine in the jungle that is the dating scene. Go forth and multiply. (Well, maybe not multiply. That might not be appropriate at this point.)

[MOhillbilly]

1. Going out and getting some is not as easy as you make it sound.
2. That's not my thing.

be more assertive.

:)

[Rausch]

Beggers can't be choosers? :shrug:

Nah, I know what you're saying. It may have been a few years, but it was never anything serious anyway. It just irritates me not knowing why for sure. Oh well.

You know the answer, you just don't want to admit it.

Cut the line, try casting your bait somewhere else...

[Mr. Kotter]

.....Cut the line, try casting your bait somewhere else...

Yeah, a sly glance at a prospective targets groin acccompanied by a "Can I try makin' that thing bigger?" will usually suffice for "bait" with most red-blooded heterosexual American men......

[Katipan]

"Are those Chiefs tickets in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

[Katipan]

"Damn honey, I'd sure like to be the back that covers that tight end."

[Katipan]

"Wanna see my x-factor?"

[Mr. Kotter]

"Are those Chiefs tickets in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

Hell, a chick who mentioned "Chiefs tickets" in a flirtatious comment....

I'd cum in my pants right there.

[ChiTown]

Yeah, a sly glance at a prospective targets groin acccompanied by a "Can I try makin' that thing bigger?" will usually suffice for "bait" with most red-blooded heterosexual American men......

pft.

They usually have me on their line at hi..........

[Katipan]

its just too easy.

i can do pga come on lines too.

[Mr. Kotter]

pft.

They usually have me on their line at hi..........

Eh, good point. ROFL

[Mr. Kotter]

its just too easy.

i can do pga come on lines too.

Yeah. I can have sex anytime.




Anytime my wife wants to... :banghead:

[Bowser]

In my experince all girls are lazy dicksuckers.
Oh theyll tell you theyre the best cause 1400 otherdudes blew it in there eyes.
but that shit aint true.

"MY GIRLFRIEND SUCKED 37 DICKS!!!"

"In a row?"

[Fire Me Boy!]

Eh....bitches are actually terrible in bed, in my experience...anyway. Unless they are intoxicated enough to stop being a bitch.

Why would they be different inside bed, than they are outside of bed? :shrug:
Crazy women are WONDERFUL, though. Luv... are you crazy? I mean seriously -- psychiatry appointments on a regular basis crazy? I was with one that did, and another that did shortly after we broke up (she was OCD, a lot of the reason we broke up, BTW). Fun times. The first was a gymnist. And I'd throw this out there for all the guys -- if you ever get the chance to be with a gymnist, TAKE IT! And don't stop till her psychiatry appointment! ROFL

[keg in kc]

Never fall for a booty call. Casual sex only becomes love in movies.

[tk13]

Never fall for a booty call. Casual sex only becomes love in movies.
Or if you're rich.

[Rain Man]

Or if you're rich.

Or if you're an American in an Olongapo gogo bar.

[chiefs4me]

Luv why do you let these boys know your personal life.....:shake: and what do you mean closure...you were his booty call, there is no closure involved in that. He is just playing with the new toy he found...he will be back...:shrug:

[Rausch]

Luv why do you let these boys know your personal life.....:shake: and what do you mean closure...you were his booty call, there is no closure involved in that. He is just playing with the new toy he found...he will be back...:shrug:

If and when he feels like it.

[chiefs4me]

If and when he feels like it.



There is no if...ROFL

[tommykat]

This would be a good book to go buy........

http://www.oprah.com/tows/booksseen/200409/tows_book_20040922_behrendttruccillo.jhtml

good luck~

[Rausch]

There is no if...ROFL

Sure there isn't.

That's something that always kills me about some women, they think their $#it is so special.

If that guy figured you were special it wouldn't be "just sex." It's "just sex" because they don't give a fat frog's ass what you think, or do.

[Clint in Wichita]

A friend once told me:

"Love is what happens when your brain melts and runs out of the end of your peter."

[Katipan]

My husband once told me

"No matter how hot you are somewhere there's a guy sick of your shit."

[Bowser]

My husband once told me

"No matter how hot you are somewhere there's a guy sick of your shit."

Your husband is wise, indeed.

[Rain Man]

A crazy homeless guy once told me, "I'm going to kill you in your fancy underwater home even if I have to buy a walrus to get there with my underwater claw hammer."

[Rausch]

A crazy homeless guy once told me, "I'm going to kill you in your fancy underwater home even if I have to buy a walrus to get there with my underwater claw hammer."

My grandfather once told me:" Just you remember boy, they don't grow babies in their azz..."

[OldTownChief]

My grandfather once told me:" Just you remember boy, they don't grow babies in their azz..."

I think some of them actually do.

[Braincase]

Or if you're an American in an Olongapo gogo bar.

You saw my cameo at the end of the latest "Rome" episode, too?

[RedNFeisty]

Ugh! Here ya go.

Girl, you have some great potential. Don't let some fly by the night guy get you down. You just need to walk with your shoulders square, chin up and with the attitude you don't care. If you seem weak and desperate, then guys will treat you as such. Also, yes, it is that easy to get laid. I had a girlfriend that wasn't half as cute as you and a lot bigger, that girl would walk into a bar and within five minutes she would have guys buying her drinks the entire night. The guys were not ugly by any means either. Once you have accomplished that you are ready for a relationship, but imo you need to get yourself together first. Start loving yourself and being happy with yourself, on the surface you seem fine, but underneath I don’t think you are, you worry to much about what others think and feel; start worrying about how you feel first, just use the ****ers to get yourself where you need to be. One last thing, if you do go out looking for fun, never expect it to last!

[RedNFeisty]

You saw my cameo at the end of the latest "Rome" episode, too?

You dream way to much!!

[OldTownChief]

Dudes pretty much suck. When you find one who doesn't, make sure you do as much as possible.

heh...so the vicious cycle begins. Her next dude is in for a rude awakening.

[Loki]

My husband once told me

"No matter how hot you are somewhere there's a guy sick of your shit."

or:

you can show me the hottest chick in the world and i'll show you the guy
that's TIRED of f**king her...

[tommykat]

Girl, you have some great potential. Don't let some fly by the night guy get you down. You just need to walk with your shoulders square, chin up and with the attitude you don't care. If you seem weak and desperate, then guys will treat you as such. Also, yes, it is that easy to get laid. I had a girlfriend that wasn't half as cute as you and a lot bigger, that girl would walk into a bar and within five minutes she would have guys buying her drinks the entire night. The guys were not ugly by any means either. Once you have accomplished that you are ready for a relationship, but imo you need to get yourself together first. Start loving yourself and being happy with yourself, on the surface you seem fine, but underneath I don’t think you are, you worry to much about what others think and feel; start worrying about how you feel first, just use the ****ers to get yourself where you need to be. One last thing, if you do go out looking for fun, never expect it to last!

Advice is free Red....;)

[tommykat]

Greg Behrendt freely admits that he was a jerk to women in his former life. But when he met his wife he stepped up to the plate, because she raised the bar and demanded that he become a better man. As a brother, a friend and a reformed jerk, Greg has had plenty of experience shedding light onto guys' behavior for women, but a lunchtime conversation while he was writing for HBO's Sex and the City sparked the idea behind He's Just Not That Into You (http://www.oprah.com/tows/booksseen/200409/tows_book_20040922_behrendttruccillo.jhtml).

A female co-worker asked Greg why he thought a guy who didn't want to come up to her place after a date would e-mail her two days later. "I just said, 'I don't want to do this. I feel odd about it. But he's just not that into you,'" Greg recalls. "And then sparks flew! All of a sudden the stories were flying. Everybody had a story. Everybody wanted to know."

So, we asked Greg to tell women the absolute "in your face" truth about their dating dilemmas and everyone agreed to hear it.

[OldTownChief]

just use the ****ers to get yourself where you need to be


And you started off so well.

[Rausch]

So, we asked Greg to tell women the absolute "in your face" truth about their dating dilemmas and everyone agreed to hear it.

Like that ever works...

[CosmicPal]

I usually don't have to tell a gal I no longer want to see her. I usually get a swift kick in the groin from her before it ever gets to that.

[tommykat]

Originally Posted by tommykat

So, we asked Greg to tell women the absolute "in your face" truth about their dating dilemmas and everyone agreed to hear it. <HR SIZE=1>Like that ever works...

It was a good show and surprising how many woman said no this or not that....As you age, you don't need this, but some younger ones might understand this better is all....

[Skip Towne]

masterbation is alright but it nice when you don't have to...thank god i married a nympho...ill take her snatch over my hand any day
Me too!! Good stuff!!

[chiefs4me]

Sure there isn't.

That's something that always kills me about some women, they think their $#it is so special.

If that guy figured you were special it wouldn't be "just sex." It's "just sex" because they don't give a fat frog's ass what you think, or do.


ROFL......Let me enlighten you sir...that is why he will be back, it is just sex, he has been getting it for 2 years with no strings, he will be back.

[OldTownChief]

ROFL......that me enlighten you sir...that is why he will be back, it is just sex, he has been getting it for 2 years with no strings, he will be back.

than who's the fool?

[chiefs4me]

Girl, you have some great potential. Don't let some fly by the night guy get you down. You just need to walk with your shoulders square, chin up and with the attitude you don't care. If you seem weak and desperate, then guys will treat you as such. Also, yes, it is that easy to get laid. I had a girlfriend that wasn't half as cute as you and a lot bigger, that girl would walk into a bar and within five minutes she would have guys buying her drinks the entire night. The guys were not ugly by any means either. Once you have accomplished that you are ready for a relationship, but imo you need to get yourself together first. Start loving yourself and being happy with yourself, on the surface you seem fine, but underneath I don’t think you are, you worry to much about what others think and feel; start worrying about how you feel first, just use the ****ers to get yourself where you need to be. One last thing, if you do go out looking for fun, never expect it to last!




PBJ...

[tommykat]

than who's the fool?

It's a draw........ROFL Draw cards for a poke....;)

[OldTownChief]

It's a draw........ROFL Draw cards for a poke....;)


Lonesome Dove...Awesome movie

[Scanfan55]

Well, tears have been shed, I've been pissed and vented a little, and now I'm to the point of indifference. Have I covered the whole realm of emotion? I hope so, because I'm ready for bed.

Guys like that deserve hideous punishment. Recent experience. **** 'em. I firmly believe in karma. He'll **** himself at somepoint - you may not witness it, but the pain and embarassment will come, rest assured.

Hang in lady.

[tommykat]

Lonesome Dove...Awesome movie

You got it Gus...ROFL

[chiefs4me]

than who's the fool?





oh dont get me wrong, she is the fool if she wants more...but she has waited way to long, he is not gonna change a thing, she has to change and tell him to **** off...and she shouldnt want a loser that has treated her like that for 2 years...but hey that's just me...:shrug:

[OldTownChief]

Guys like that deserve hideous punishment. Recent experience. **** 'em. I firmly believe in karma. He'll **** himself at somepoint - you may not witness it, but the pain and embarassment will come, rest assured.

Hang in lady.

Guys like what? What did he actually do?

[chiefs4me]

Guys like that deserve hideous punishment. Recent experience. **** 'em. I firmly believe in karma. He'll **** himself at somepoint - you may not witness it, but the pain and embarassment will come, rest assured.

Hang in lady.




God has a great sense of humor.....ROFL

[OldTownChief]

oh dont get me wrong, she is the fool if she wants more...but she has waited way to long, he is not gonna change a thing, she has to change and tell him to **** off...and she shouldnt want a loser that has treated her like that for 2 years...but hey that's just me...:shrug:

Sometimes I speak too soon without reading through 14+ page threads but all I get is that this dude was seeing her and now he's not. :whackit:

[Raiderhater]

Guys like that deserve hideous punishment. Recent experience. **** 'em. I firmly believe in karma. He'll **** himself at somepoint - you may not witness it, but the pain and embarassment will come, rest assured.

Hang in lady.


Richie boy turned out to not be such a great guy after all, huh?

[OldTownChief]

Richie boy turned out to not be such a great guy after all, huh?

If Richie boy gets any more negative karma his way, his head will explode.

[Katipan]

bump so endelt reads it

[Bowser]

Her favorite pet name is "hooker". Honest.

That glock in her avi makes me want to not call her hoochie, or any some-such derivative.

[Raiderhater]

That glock in her avi makes me want to not call her hoochie, or any some-such derivative.


Pack your own heat, then you have nothing to fear.

[Katipan]

I may have poked some big'ns, but I've f*cked girls smaller than you, too, sweetheart.

only because I'm 5'8"

oooooh

burn

[keg in kc]

only because I'm 5'8"

oooooh

burnHey, I'm 5'8, too!

Oh wait, you meant height, not circumference.

[Raiderhater]

As to the question posed in the thread starter, leaving a broad hanging in no way makes things easier for me. Why, you ask? Because she probably knows where I drink. She's gonna show up there at 2am when I'm piss drunk, take me home, and I'm gonna poke her. She's gonna think something's "going somewhere" and I have to hear shit about how I don't take her nice places. 'Bout two three weeks in, just let her know she's a **** and you're ready to go poke some other hooker. Then when she's taking you home drunk at 2am, the delusion she's foolishly harboring is that she can get back with ya. She doesn't think things are progressing, she's working on digging out of a hole. MUCH better situation.


Of course, not everyone lands a crazy broad every time out like you do either.

[Iowanian]

Delt....it seems like, at one time a board advice columnist told you how to solve that problem

[Bowser]

What can I say? I'm just a lucky guy.

God bless ya!

Go nail some crazies for me this week!

[Raiderhater]

What can I say? I'm just a lucky guy.


.

[Raiderhater]

Hahahahahaha.... how long have you been saving a Kimble pic in your back pocket?


Well, when did that take place? I guess about a year now. I pre-made one and kept the original so I could customize the message to fit any need, like I did tonight.

[Iowanian]

Delt...see exibit A
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=81983&page=1

check around #59

[Katipan]

I'm going to spit in your food

[keg in kc]

If it's salty, that ain't spit.

Well, unless she adds a little snowball.

[Katipan]

I'm sure I'll be too stoned to notice.

"This is F*CKING awesome food! There's some flavor in here I can't quite pick out.... You rock, Mer!"

http://members.cox.net/merisssa/stfu1.jpg

[Raiderhater]

http://members.cox.net/merisssa/stfu1.jpg



ROFL That's great.


Note to self: stay away from Mer, she takes way too many f#cking pictures.

[Katipan]

foreplay

[luv]

Holy $h!t. This thing is still alive?



ROFL

[greg63]

Holy $h!t. This thing is still alive?



ROFL

Hey, it's a hot topic luv. ;)

[luv]

oh dont get me wrong, she is the fool if she wants more...but she has waited way to long, he is not gonna change a thing, she has to change and tell him to **** off...and she shouldnt want a loser that has treated her like that for 2 years...but hey that's just me...:shrug:
Did I mention earlier that it wasn't love? I happened to like the sex, and now it seems to be no more. I'm not the type to just go to some random bar, pick up some strange guy, and then bring him back to my place. I liked the sex with this guy, and we are very "familiar" with what the other likes. For some reason, I don't want to have to go out and do that all over again with some other guy knowing there are no strings attached. If he comes back, will I let him. HELL YEAH!

[alanm]

He's leaving the door open for the "make-up" sex or the "we never did properly say goodbye" sex.

But be assured, somehow, somewhere, it's about sex.
I'm late to this thread so forgive me. But where did I go wrong in my upbringing to have missed out on the "We never did properly say goodbye" sex? :hmmm:
Damn... I'm always the last one to find out about these things. :cuss:

[luv]

I am looking for a relationship, and I know he's not. We had an agreement that it would stop once I found someone I wanted to be in a relationship with. My problem is, I got too comfortable with him. Not that we ever did anything other than have sex every few weeks except maybe watch a movie or something, but it just got to be routine. If I ever started feeling lonely, I knew he would be over sooner or later, so I haven't really actively pursued any interests I've had in people. Maybe this just tells me it's time I should.

[mitchbade]

We had an agreement that it would stop once I found someone I wanted to be in a relationship with.

yeah we all know that works

[greg63]

I am looking for a relationship, and I know he's not. We had an agreement that it would stop once I found someone I wanted to be in a relationship with. My problem is, I got too comfortable with him. Not that we ever did anything other than have sex every few weeks except maybe watch a movie or something, but it just got to be routine. If I ever started feeling lonely, I knew he would be over sooner or later, so I haven't really actively pursued any interests I've had in people. Maybe this just tells me it's time I should.

Hey luv, call me an old cliché romantic, but I believe that you have much to offer the right guy. You sound as if you know what you’re looking for in the way of a relationship. Search in the right places and you'll find it.

[onescrewleftuntwisted]

wow 17 pages in 2 days



somebody must have gotten off topic

[greg63]

Well, chin up luv! Nite Planet! :D

[tk13]

Hey luv, call me an old cliché romantic hot sex, but I believe that you have much hot sex to offer the right guy hot sex. You sound hot sex as if you know what you’re looking for hot sex in the way of a relationship hot sex. Search in the right places hot sex PM me and you'll find it hot sex.

There, subliminal message man fixed your message.

[luv]

There, subliminal message man fixed your message.
You are sooo not right. ROFL

[tk13]

You are sooo not right. ROFL
As in, incorrect in my subliminalness, or in my general lack of tactfulness in these situations?

[Jenny Gump]

ROFL......Let me enlighten you sir...that is why he will be back, it is just sex, he has been getting it for 2 years with no strings, he will be back.

Not that luv implied this...but why does sex always have to = love with a woman? It's like there is some kind of imaginary line that after X number of times, it should become love.

That being said...I think the point of the thread was regarding why this guy didn't break it off like a man. Even if I were in a casual sexual relationship...after 2 years, she deserves some sort of send off. Luv, I think there's more to it.

If he isn't going to be a man about it, just walk away. I find that situations like this, thinking like a man is the best coping mechanism, so have a beer, scratch yourself, and get back in the game.

[Clint in Wichita]

Not that luv implied this...but why does sex always have to = love with a woman? It's like there is some kind of imaginary line that after X number of times, it should become love.

Because most women think that their shit doesn't stink, and that their twat can spontaneously create love, like some sort of genital deity.

[Jenny Gump]

Because most women think that their shit doesn't stink, and that their twat can spontaneously create love, like some sort of genital deity.

Yeah, I've never been the type to think that. Sex is sex. It's usually good, and even when it isn't, it's still good.

I still think that after giving it up for two years, she deserves at least a "see ya".

[chiefs4me]

Did I mention earlier that it wasn't love? I happened to like the sex, and now it seems to be no more. I'm not the type to just go to some random bar, pick up some strange guy, and then bring him back to my place. I liked the sex with this guy, and we are very "familiar" with what the other likes. For some reason, I don't want to have to go out and do that all over again with some other guy knowing there are no strings attached. If he comes back, will I let him. HELL YEAH!



I hope you read what you just wrote...you are saying its okay for you to be this jerk's doormat....if you wanna be used like that, then more power to you...ROFL



oh and luvy, you dont really want to sleep with someone you met in a bar....:shake:

[chiefs4me]

Not that luv implied this...but why does sex always have to = love with a woman? It's like there is some kind of imaginary line that after X number of times, it should become love.

That being said...I think the point of the thread was regarding why this guy didn't break it off like a man. Even if I were in a casual sexual relationship...after 2 years, she deserves some sort of send off. Luv, I think there's more to it.

If he isn't going to be a man about it, just walk away. I find that situations like this, thinking like a man is the best coping mechanism, so have a beer, scratch yourself, and get back in the game.



Jenny...what goodbye??? They had nothing...it is a booty call and nothing more...so he hasn't been around for a month...she said herself it would be weeks before he came around... he has found a new toy, and when the new toy tires of him or he tires of it, he will be back.......it's really not that hard to understand....:shrug:

[chiefs4me]

Because most women think that their shit doesn't stink, and that their twat can spontaneously create love, like some sort of genital deity.



now if you change that word love....to power, you just might be right..ROFL

[Jenny Gump]

I hope you read what you just wrote...you are saying its okay for you to be this jerk's doormat....if you wanna be used like that, then more power to you...ROFL



oh and luvy, you dont really want to sleep with someone you met in a bar....:shake:

This is my original point...if a girl enjoys sex, and let's it happen, why is she being "used"? Sounds like they had an arrangement.

This isn't the part that's in question. I'm saying that if I had a friend I was using for sex, and then decided (for whatever reason) not to continue said activities, I would at least owe it to him to let him know.

[chiefs4me]

This is my original point...if a girl enjoys sex, and let's it happen, why is she being "used"? Sounds like they had an arrangement.

This isn't the part that's in question. I'm saying that if I had a friend I was using for sex, and then decided (for whatever reason) not to continue said activities, I would at least owe it to him to let him know.




HE IS NOT done...he is just having fun knowing that luv is waiting and will let him back in, why would he say goodbye when it's not goodbye..:)

[Rausch]

HE IS NOT done...he is just having fun knowing that luv is waiting and will let him back in, why would he say goodbye when it's not goodbye..:)

There's a huge deal between a casual and mutual agreement and being the lowest wrung on someone's booty call list....

[RedNFeisty]

Girls, we are talking about a guy that was just having fun. Once he found a new toy he forgot about the old one. You know, sort of like a dog that gets a new chew toy, the old one is forgotten until the new one is gone.

He isn't going to take the time to say hi or bye. Once the new toy starts costing to much he will think about the old one. Besides, if he says bye now he may not get to say hi later.

I think the problem lies with Luv, I may be wrong but assertiveness doesn't seem to be her style. She was comfortable with the guy and let him use her. Don't get me wrong, being used isn't bad if you know how you want to be used. However, a meek person being used can be a very bad thing, such as Luv's case.

Luv, I know your feelings are hurt by this, but you need to be more assertive and dominate if you are going to have casual lovers. Casual means they have no ties, and they don't have to keep you in the loop and let you know what is going on, they give you a call when no one else will slob their knob

[chiefs4me]

Girls, we are talking about a guy that was just having fun. Once he found a new toy he forgot about the old one. You know, sort of like a dog that gets a new chew toy, the old one is forgotten until the new one is gone.

He isn't going to take the time to say hi or bye. Once the new toy starts costing to much he will think about the old one. Besides, if he says bye now he may not get to say hi later.

I think the problem lies with Luv, I may be wrong but assertiveness doesn't seem to be her style. She was comfortable with the guy and let him use her. Don't get me wrong, being used isn't bad if you know how you want to be used. However, a meek person being used can be a very bad thing, such as Luv's case.

Luv, I know your feelings are hurt by this, but you need to be more assertive and dominate if you are going to have casual lovers. Casual means they have no ties, and they don't have to keep you in the loop and let you know what is going on, they give you a call when no one else will slob their knob




Thanks Red...I didn't know how to say it without hurting her feelings...there is no goodbye,because there never was a hello...it was just sex.....:shrug:

[keg in kc]

Sex?

Fun?

What are these things?

[Fire Me Boy!]

If it's salty, that ain't spit.

Well, unless she adds a little snowball.
:Lin:

[chiefs4me]

Sex?

Fun?

What are these things?


not buying it anymore....no sir...I saw your picture...:shrug:

[Katipan]

:Lin:

you don't see me talking shit about your juices

[Raiderhater]

I'm saying that if I had a friend I was using for sex, and then decided (for whatever reason) not to continue said activities, I would at least owe it to him to let him know.


Yeah, you say that and all, but I haven't heard from you in over a month. :harumph:

[Mr. Kotter]

Gotta be careful you don't go too crazy, though. That whole schizophrenic gun owner thing still makes me nervous.... .

Eh, you got somethin' against schizophrenic gun owners?



Well....do you, punk? :cuss:

[keg in kc]

not buying it anymore....no sir...I saw your picture...Translator malfunction.