Nick and Jessica to split. Time to get in line.

[Bootlegged]

Per E!

[Bowser]

Tell me Sean William Scott didn't ride her like a rented mule.......

[Bootlegged]

Everyone loves the Stiffmeister.

[Katipan]

next stop, Playboy!

[Bootlegged]

http://www.usmagazine.com/images/cover.jpg

[|Zach|]

You were watching E?

[Bootlegged]

You were watching E?

Yes, SNL reruns.

[ChiTown]

next stop, Playboy!

I'd pay some decent money to see that snatch.

[siberian khatru]

I'd pay some decent money to see that snatch.

Yeah, but I really want to see it -- spread open with a finger inserted.

[Katipan]

you'll need her to get into rehab for coke and end up doing hustler

[Bootlegged]

Yeah, but I really want to see it -- spread open with a finger inserted.


Save your cash-- Go to Arby's and stick your finger in a Big Montana.

[Bowser]

Yeah, but I really want to see it -- spread open with a finger inserted.

Can't disagree. Daddy Tightass would never let his meal ticket, errr, princess do such a thing......


HEY! Do you think Nick will get pissed and sell his "private" tapes with Jessica to the highest bidder?

[Bowser]

Save your cash-- Go to Arby's and stick your finger in a Big Montana.

:spock:


ROFL

[|Zach|]

Arby's is good.

[cmh6476]

this thread was worthless, until now:


http://photos1.blogger.com/img/209/1542/640/simpson.jpg

http://www.crazydevils.ch/Jessica%20Simpson.jpg

[BIG_DADDY]

She would be awesome to hit but the high maitenance on that unit would be off the charts.

[Bootlegged]

If I'm Nick, I'm releasing a video of me beating the bag out of that Casey chick....you know, Jessica's best friend/manager.

[Scaga]

It's been said before...

"if she didn't have pu_ _ y, she wouldn't have a purpose"

[Goapics1]

I have not seen this published anywhere. Gotta link?

[cmh6476]

If I'm Nick, I'm releasing a video of me beating the bag out of that Casey chick....you know, Jessica's best friend/manager.
quit torturing us and give us pictures!#@! :cuss:

[Chiefs Pantalones]

No, they're still together.

Nick just let me hit it for the weekend.

[Eleazar]

I thought I saw on tv somewhere that he was hitting some pr0n star he met at a bachelor party. Maybe that was why, she didn't want to catch the clap from her sloot ripping husband.

[siberian khatru]

No, they're still together.

Nick just let me hit it for the weekend.

Coincidentally, I had Arby's.

[Bowser]

I would like to thank Lattimer for ruining any Arby's experience I might have in the future.

Or enhancing, we'll have to wait and see......

[Chiefs Pantalones]

I don't get the Arby's joke.

Alright, everyone point and laugh...

[Katipan]

have you ever touched roast beef?

[Bowser]

I don't get the Arby's joke.

Alright, everyone point and laugh...

:LOL:

What do I get?

[Chiefs Pantalones]

have you ever touched roast beef?

Yep. So?

[Katipan]

Yep. So?

Have you ever touched roast beef curtains?

[Bootlegged]

I have not seen this published anywhere. Gotta link?

I break the news around here. Although, in about 20 minutes you can expect Taco Juan to post the same thing.













Also, the US Weekly thingy below.

[Simplex3]

Have you ever touched roast beef curtains?
Dear God, make it stop.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Have you ever touched roast beef curtains?

I didn't know roast beef had curtains.

My mind isn't in the gutter yet today, it's still early though.

Explain...

[Bowser]

Dear God, make it stop.

ROFL

[Goapics1]

Also, the US Weekly thingy below.

US Weekly? I'd believe gochiefs got laid before I believe anything they publish.

But I'll take your word for it.

[Simplex3]

I didn't know roast beef had curtains.

My mind isn't in the gutter yet today, it's still early though.

Explain...
MEAT CURTAINS MAN! The theory is that a woman's inner lips feel like warm roast beef.


:Lin:

I'm better now.

[Katipan]

I can't simplex. it's like a gunt rolling down a hill.

I didn't know roast beef had curtains.

My mind isn't in the gutter yet today, it's still early though.

Explain...

have you ever had apple pie?

[Bowser]

And all this time, we thought poop threads were cool. What little did we know.......

[Bootlegged]

http://www.ericneely.com/images/photos/20020911-2.jpg

[Chiefs Pantalones]

MEAT CURTAINS MAN! The theory is that a woman's inner lips feel like warm roast beef.

Thanks for spelling it out. ROFL

[Simplex3]

And all this time, we thought poop threads were cool. What little did we know.......

[Chiefs Pantalones]

http://www.ericneely.com/images/photos/20020911-2.jpg

ROFL

[siberian khatru]

MEAT CURTAINS MAN! The theory is that a woman's inner lips feel like warm roast beef.



[vanilla thunder] You mean the lips on their mouths? Explain. [vanilla thunder]

:p

[Chiefs Pantalones]

5 Roast Beef sandwiches for $5.

hehe

[Katipan]

Thanks for spelling it out. ROFL

i'm pretty sure it's because some vaginas look like rehydrated beef jerky

[Chiefs Pantalones]

[vanilla thunder] You mean the lips on their mouths? Explain. [vanilla thunder]

:p

ROFL bastard

[Chiefs Pantalones]

i'm pretty sure it's because some vaginas look like rehydrated beef jerky
Explain.

[Bootlegged]

Vanilla Thunder is confused about her down under. Heh.

[Simplex3]

i'm pretty sure it's because some vaginas look like rehydrated beef jerky
:spock:

:Lin:

Ok, I'm outta this thread.

[Katipan]

Explain.

have you ever had a slim Jim?

[Simplex3]

Vanilla Thunder is confused about her down under. Heh.
Maybe Vanilla Thunder and gochiefs switched accounts.

[Bootlegged]

http://www.usbeefcorp.com/menu/items/rb_bigmontana.jpg

[Chiefs Pantalones]

have you ever had a slim Jim?

ROFL

I know, I know. ROFL

[siberian khatru]

http://www.usbeefcorp.com/menu/items/rb_bigmontana.jpg

Man, I am so horny now. Or hungry.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Man, I am so horny now. Or hungry.

ROFL

I'm gonna go to Arby's and order a roast beef sandwich and start humping it right there in front of everyone.

[Katipan]

they also have apple turnovers

[Bowser]

Hey mer, I think you're going to have to bump this one for ENDelt, too.

[siberian khatru]

ROFL

I'm gonna go to Arby's and order a roast beef sandwich and start humping it right there in front of everyone.

Next time I get one, I'm just going to surreptitiously use more tongue than I normally do. Then squirt Horsey Sauce all over it.

[Katipan]

Change the title to "Jessica Simpson got really fat"

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Next time I get one, I'm just going to surreptitiously use more tongue than I normally do. Then squirt Horsey Sauce all over it.
ROFL

[Simplex3]

Change the title to "Jessica Simpson got really fat"
ROFL Ouch!

Rep.

[tomahawk kid]

Tell me Sean William Scott didn't ride her like a rented mule.......

I thought the rumor was that Johnny Knoxville had his "turn" as well......

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Change the title to "Jessica Simpson got really fat"
ROFL nice.

"So you're saying there's a chance?!"

[Bowser]

Once again, ChiefsPlanet comes through.

*Start here - Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey are getting a divorce.


*End here - Arby's porn.

[Simplex3]

Once again, ChiefsPlanet comes through.

*Start here - Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey are getting a divorce.


*End here - Arby's porn.
First, that seems like a natural progression to me. Second, nothing has ended yet.

[Bootlegged]

It can get much worse...I've been holding back so as not to offend the yunguns.

[Eleazar]

Which of the following reasons was the reason for the split:

1. Jessica being unreasonable about Nick having affair with porn star
2. Jessica's inability to operate even basic household appliances
3. Weight gain
4. Annoying voice/mannerisms
5. Big Roast Beef-ication of the sausage wallet (hey, you can get those 5 for $5.55)

[Demonpenz]

i wonder if she digs insurance adjusters

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Which of the following reasons was the reason for the split:

1. Jessica being unreasonable about Nick having affair with porn star
2. Jessica's inability to operate even basic household appliances
3. Weight gain
4. Annoying voice/mannerisms
5. Big Roast Beef-ication of the sausage wallet (hey, you can get those 5 for $5.55)

I'm gonna go with the 5, with a coke ROFL

[Chiefs Pantalones]

i wonder if she digs insurance adjusters

I'd let her adjust something else...

[Fire Me Boy!]

Arby's Porn > rape porn

[Katipan]

Arby's Porn > rape porn

ROFL ROFL

These threads are all inbred

[Chiefs Pantalones]

ROFL

[Eleazar]

I'm gonna go with the 5, with a coke ROFL

Maybe they reached the inevitable point in a relationship where the woman begins to hold sex hostage, and being a boyband guy who can pretty much take his pick of women, he wasn't having it. Score one for us.

Maybe he was sick of answering the phone and hearing Ashlee's shrieking voice on the other end.

[Eleazar]

i wonder if she digs insurance adjusters

Forget it, she's way more into programmers.

[Bootlegged]

Man I could go for some Cheddar Fries right now

[Simplex3]

Maybe they reached the inevitable point in a relationship where the woman begins to hold sex hostage, and being a boyband guy who can pretty much take his pick of women, he wasn't having it. Score one for us.

Maybe he was sick of answering the phone and hearing Ashlee's shrieking voice on the other end.
ROFL

[tomahawk kid]

Maybe they reached the inevitable point in a relationship where the woman begins to hold sex hostage, and being a boyband guy who can pretty much take his pick of women, he wasn't having it. Score one for us.

Maybe he was sick of answering the phone and hearing Ashlee's shrieking voice on the other end.

Luckily those were recordings of Ashlee's previous phone calls, and she was just mouthing the words on the other end of the phone.

[Eleazar]

Man I could go for some Cheddar Fries right now

d00d triple cheese and bacon owns the BRB

[chagrin]

Save your cash-- Go to Arby's and stick your finger in a Big Montana.


ROFL
Rep worthy

there goes my anal joke

[SPchief]

Luckily those were recordings of Ashlee's previous phone calls, and she was just mouthing the words on the other end of the phone.


ROFL :clap:

[Mr. Laz]

hasn't their splitting been reported about 100 times already.

[chagrin]

http://www.usbeefcorp.com/menu/items/rb_bigmontana.jpg


Make it vertical please

[Bootlegged]

Make it vertical please


That is a strange and troubling request to make of another man.

[Bowser]

Maybe they reached the inevitable point in a relationship where the woman begins to hold sex hostage, and being a boyband guy who can pretty much take his pick of women, he wasn't having it. Score one for us.

Maybe he was sick of answering the phone and hearing Ashlee's shrieking voice on the other end.

Cochises' reputation on this post is Extremely Positive.

[Sure-Oz]

Oh nOOZOzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!11111111 omg hi 2 u jessica!!

[chefsos]

Man I could go for some Cheddar Fries right now
Roast beef meat curtains+cheese=


OH! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[Bootlegged]

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/5294/JessicaSimpson4.jpg


woot woot

[Bowser]

Looks like she's throwing the **** me eyes at Kevin Sorbo......

[Goapics1]

Hold the phone fellas, Arby's stock just increased 15%.


Simpson and Lachey Deny Breakup Stories
Oct 5, 1:56 PM EST


The Associated Press

NEW YORK -- Another day, another divorce story about Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey.

Magazine reports prompted reps for Simpson and Lachey to issue statements Wednesday denying the couple have separated — although semantically speaking, the statements leave room for future breakups.

"Nick and Jessica have not separated," said a joint statement on behalf of the couple. "Rumors to the contrary are simply not true."

"They have not separated," Simpson rep Brad Cafarelli said in an e-mail to The Associated Press.

But will they remain together? Stay tuned.

[ChiTown]

Save your cash-- Go to Arby's and stick your finger in a Big Montana.

OMG!

ROFL

That's quotable.

[chagrin]

That is a strange and troubling request to make of another man.
:cuss:
Come on gimme a break dude! I made the rquest in the proper context, since you were representing the picture as her "curtains"
:cuss:

[siberian khatru]

Hold the phone fellas, Arby's stock just increased 15%.


Simpson and Lachey Deny Breakup Stories
Oct 5, 1:56 PM EST


The Associated Press

NEW YORK -- Another day, another divorce story about Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey.

Magazine reports prompted reps for Simpson and Lachey to issue statements Wednesday denying the couple have separated — although semantically speaking, the statements leave room for future breakups.

"Nick and Jessica have not separated," said a joint statement on behalf of the couple. "Rumors to the contrary are simply not true."

"They have not separated," Simpson rep Brad Cafarelli said in an e-mail to The Associated Press.

But will they remain together? Stay tuned.


**UPDATE**

Associated Press

NEW YORK -- Nick Lachey was spotted eating at a Manhattan Arby's Wednesday afternoon.

[ChiTown]

**UPDATE**

Associated Press

NEW YORK -- Nick Lachey was spotted eating at a Manhattan Arby's Wednesday afternoon.

ROFL

Well, that about seals the rumors.......

That said, I do have a hankering for some curly fries.

[Katipan]

ROFL

Well, that about seals the rumors.......

That said, I do have a hankering for some curly fries.

stay away from the short ones

[Bootlegged]

Hold the phone fellas, Arby's stock just increased 15%.


Simpson and Lachey Deny Breakup Stories
Oct 5, 1:56 PM EST


The Associated Press

NEW YORK -- Another day, another divorce story about Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey.

Magazine reports prompted reps for Simpson and Lachey to issue statements Wednesday denying the couple have separated — although semantically speaking, the statements leave room for future breakups.

"Nick and Jessica have not separated," said a joint statement on behalf of the couple. "Rumors to the contrary are simply not true."

"They have not separated," Simpson rep Brad Cafarelli said in an e-mail to The Associated Press.

But will they remain together? Stay tuned.


Dammit. This only delays the inevitable.

[Hammock Parties]

US Weekly is reporting GoChiefs just lost his virginity to an Arby's Roast Beef sandwich.

[Clint in Wichita]

Simpson looks good, but I'd have to have a few drinks to get over the stigma of f_cking a complete retard.

[Garcia Bronco]

Damn...there's already a line?

[Garcia Bronco]

Forget it, she's way more into programmers.

you guys have it wrong...she's into guys that work IT in Insurance companies. See...see...soooo their you go.

[Garcia Bronco]

She would be awesome to hit but the high maitenance on that unit would be off the charts.

Just further proof..that for every hot woman...there is a guy that tired of ****ing her.

[SPchief]

US Weekly is reporting GoChiefs just lost his virginity to an Arby's Roast Beef sandwich.




:Lin:

[Spicy McHaggis]

Looks like she's throwing the **** me eyes at Kevin Sorbo......

And Sorbo looks a lot more interested in the guy sitting across from him. At least Jessica isn't going for someone more talented than she is.

[Phobia]

This is a quality thread. I'm sorry you all missed my witty quips throughout. Maybe next time.

[Dr. Chief]

Simpson looks good, but I'd have to have a few drinks to get over the stigma of f_cking a complete retard.

I'm calling bullshit on that!!! I'd be naked and done before she knew what was going on.

[Bootlegged]

It's re-official. {Kramer}It's a Turkeyday MIRACLE{Kramer}


www.usmagazine.com

[JimNasium]

It's re-official. {Kramer}It's a Turkeyday MIRACLE{Kramer}


www.usmagazine.com
Dammit! Arby's is closed today. :cuss:

[Fire Me Boy!]

Just felt the need to make everyone's Thanksgiving a little happier...


http://rambootn.zattevrienden.be/Chickas/Jessica%20Simpson/02.jpg

[Fire Me Boy!]

And a little more happiness to spread around that Thanksgiving bird...


http://www.iballer.com/wallpaper/divas/divas_p_z/simpson/images/simpson1_800x600_jpg.jpg

[Psyko Tek]

proving an old saying...

[CASHMAN]

http://www.ilgeko.com/topcelebs/22060408/gallery/jessica_simpson01.jpg




CASHMAN.

[CASHMAN]

http://www.cinematical.com/images/2005/06/jessica_simpson2.jpg


Who did it????? :banghead: :banghead:




CASHMAN.

[CASHMAN]

http://www.hybridcars.com/blogs/images/david_miller/jessica_simpson24.jpg



Bye Bye Nick :p :p .





CASHMAN.

[CASHMAN]

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2003-11/17/xinsrc_06f85d70f52441a6ada1c433bc792317_042.jpg




1 Last time, sorry nick. :deevee: :banghead:






CASHMAN.

[RealSNR]

http://arbysabilenetx.com/oven%20mit%20-2.jpg

"Yeah, that's right. I ****ed her."

[Katipan]

http://arbysabilenetx.com/oven%20mit%20-2.jpg

"Yeah, that's right. I ****ed her."


ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaahahaha

i'm so happy I was at the birth of a CP joke.

[Extra Point]

That news is 2 months old!!!

Regrind!!!

[Sure-Oz]

I think it was rumored and now confirmed, damn shes hot but im sure nick can get plenty of play anwyay

[SCTrojan]

Just felt the need to make everyone's Thanksgiving a little happier...


http://rambootn.zattevrienden.be/Chickas/Jessica%20Simpson/02.jpg

Thanks, FMB. It wasn't much of a song, but I loved the video.

And she acts like she's dumb as a rock, but I'd hit it like Whitlock would hit a plate of Gates' short ends.

[Katipan]

Thanks, FMB. It wasn't much of a song, but I loved the video.

And she acts like she's dumb as a rock, but I'd hit it like Whitlock would hit a plate of Gates' short ends.


You'd inhale her?

[SCTrojan]

You'd inhale her?
ROFL Among other things.

[RINGLEADER]

Never saw what she saw in that guy to begin with...Got a feeling his "career" is ending before hers...

[Mecca]

Jessica Simpson is obviously jealous of Nick Lacheys relationship with Matt Leinart.

[KCChiefsMan]

so I guess this means newlyweds will not be on anymore :deevee: :deevee:

[funk monkey]

SHES MINE!!!!!!!!!!

[Rausch]

Never saw what she saw in that guy to begin with...


That bitch is dumber than Terri Schiavo and you wonder what SHE is doing with HIM?

[kcxiv]

Simpson looks good, but I'd have to have a few drinks to get over the stigma of f_cking a complete retard.
No you wouldnt.

[stumppy]

Simpson looks good, but I'd have to have a few drinks to get over the stigma of f_cking a complete retard.

:rolleyes:

Yea, right. You probably need a few drinks alright. Just so you didn't hair shoot it.

[Rausch]

:rolleyes:

Yea, right. You probably need a few drinks alright. Just so you didn't hair shoot it.


No matter how hot the retard, she's still a retard...