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Goapics1
10-05-2005, 02:56 PM
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes expecting

The couple has been dating since mid-April of this year

Chris Pizzello / AP file



Updated: 4:47 p.m. ET Oct. 5, 2005

NEW YORK - Let the couch-jumping begin: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are expecting a baby.

Holmes’ pregnancy was reported Wednesday by People magazine. The couple have been dating since April and became engaged in June.

“Tom and Katie are very excited, and the entire family is very excited,” Lee Anne DeVette, Cruise’s spokeswoman, told People.


It would be Holmes’ first child. Cruise has two children, Connor, 10, and Isabella, 12, from his marriage to Nicole Kidman.

No further details were available. DeVette added that Holmes, 26, “has never felt better.”

Cruise, 43, is now shooting “Mission” Impossible 3.”
Sure-Oz
10-05-2005, 02:57 PM
awhhhh ski ski!!!
Anyong Bluth
10-05-2005, 03:00 PM
in other news, Katie Holmes is stepping out and getting the hot beef injection from someone else that doesn't lean to the gay persuasion
Hammock Parties
10-05-2005, 03:04 PM
How would you like to be 20 and your dad is 63?
Ebolapox
10-05-2005, 03:05 PM
goddamn--that guy's had both kidman AND holmes??

lucky bastage

-EB-
chagrin
10-05-2005, 03:05 PM
Yeah, and so does Michael Jackson....

NO way that's his kid, Obviously the Scientologists have a "program" to cover their members asses in such a situation. They probably have saved L Ron Hubbard's sperm in cryofreeze...actually I bet Katie IS L Ron's kid, all the female members are, and they arew tyring to take over the world...bastards
chefsos
10-05-2005, 03:11 PM
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes expecting


Cruise, 43, is now shooting “Mission” Impossible 3.”

Redundant.
chagrin
10-05-2005, 03:15 PM
goddamn--that guy's had both kidman AND holmes??

lucky bastage

-EB-

Don't forget Mimi Rogers, who allegedly divorced him because she thought he was ghey, and said he had multiple sexual "problems".
chefsos
10-05-2005, 03:18 PM
Don't forget Mimi Rogers, who allegedly divorced him because she thought he was ghey, and said he had multiple sexual "problems".
She was hot. Hell, she's still kinda hot, to this day. Impressive boobage.
bkkcoh
10-05-2005, 03:19 PM
i thought there weren't having sex, she was supposed to be a virgin. Maybe this is a second coming of our Lord... :hmmm:
Bowser
10-05-2005, 03:22 PM
How would you like to be 20 and your dad is 63?

My Dad was 68 when I turned 20.
Hammock Parties
10-05-2005, 03:22 PM
My Dad was 68 when I turned 20.

That's ****ed up, no offense.
Donger
10-05-2005, 03:22 PM
She was hot. Hell, she's still kinda hot, to this day. Impressive boobage.

"Both Elizabeth Hurley and Mimi Rogers asked to keep their tight leather outfits and were allowed to."

Oh my. Errr, I'll be back in a few minutes.
vailpass
10-05-2005, 03:24 PM
in other news, Katie Holmes is stepping out and getting the hot beef injection from someone else that doesn't lean to the gay persuasion
ROFL No doubt.
FloridaChief
10-05-2005, 03:26 PM
awhhhh ski ski!!!

Or.....

"Skeet, skeet!!"...as it's actually known...
Eleazar
10-05-2005, 03:26 PM
In other news, no one gives a rat's arse about these two degenerates
Bowser
10-05-2005, 03:26 PM
That's ****ed up, no offense.

None taken.

It is strange to think that when my daughter graduates High School, I won't even be as old as my Dad was when I was born.
chagrin
10-05-2005, 03:26 PM
i thought there weren't having sex, she was supposed to be a virgin. Maybe this is a second coming of our Lord... :hmmm:

No, it's the second coming of L Ron Hubbard's next movie starring John Travolta
Hammock Parties
10-05-2005, 03:27 PM
But heck, props to old guys having kids. Smoke em if ya got em!
Bowser
10-05-2005, 03:27 PM
No, it's the second coming of L Ron Hubbard's next movie starring John Travolta

Hopefully the sun will explode before that happens.
Red Dawg
10-05-2005, 03:34 PM
Man, I bet her stuff feels goooooooooooooooood!
Bowser
10-05-2005, 03:35 PM
But heck, props to old guys having kids. Smoke em if ya got em!

See, there's some good gettin-it-on genes running through the family. And this was before the little blue pill, as well. Something for me to look forward to, I guess....

:)
gblowfish
10-05-2005, 03:49 PM
You'd have to be gay or dead not to get motivated by this.
Grrrrrrr.....
Minx!!
Bowser
10-05-2005, 03:49 PM
Yeah, she's a step up from Mimi Rogers.
Goapics1
10-06-2005, 05:29 AM
Man, I bet her stuff feels goooooooooooooooood!
ROFL

Rep.
Fire Me Boy!
10-06-2005, 05:48 AM
I'm headed to Arby's.
the Talking Can
10-06-2005, 05:55 AM
Tom is just breeding his next wife.
Mr. Rat Fink
10-06-2005, 05:58 AM
It would be Holmes’ first child. Cruise has two children, Connor, 10, and Isabella, 12, from his marriage to Nicole Kidman.




This is actually the first time Maverick will pass on his DNA. The other two kids were adopted.
bkkcoh
10-06-2005, 06:11 AM
I'm headed to Arby's.


That is wrong, very wrong... :p
Skip Towne
10-06-2005, 06:18 AM
But heck, props to old guys having kids. Smoke em if ya got em!
I was 43 when my daughter was born. It's worked out pretty well. It wouldn't have if I had died early. But I didn't.
HemiEd
10-06-2005, 06:37 AM
I was 43 when my daughter was born. It's worked out pretty well. It wouldn't have if I had died early. But I didn't.


I was a Grandpa at 44. :p
ZepSinger
10-06-2005, 06:56 AM
How would you like to be 20 and your dad is 63?

When my youngest is 20, I'll be 67. In good company with Jack Nicholson. :)
ndbbm
10-06-2005, 09:07 AM
Mimi Rogers:

Measurements: 38D-26-36 (Source: Celebrity Sleuth magazine)

Slow day at work....:huh:
stevieray
10-06-2005, 09:22 AM
In other news, no one gives a rat's arse about these two degenerates

unless you're gay.
David.
10-06-2005, 10:39 AM
ugh I hate tom cruise now.

First he went crazy, and now he's banging my (ex) future wife :(